Lurker > Drpooplol

Imagine not being man enough to use one of these:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/6121PIouZoL._SY450_.jpg
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Fake vegy topic
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Imagine making this topic and nobody bringing up the best platformer of the decade: Super Meat Boy
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Darkman124 posted...

people have certainly loved me, but i find it difficult to feel strong emotion for others

i try, though. my wife has accused me of not loving her before and i do what i can to prove her wrong

i've read books on love languages and how to speak the language of others. i know what makes my wife feel loved, and i do those things

Are you CGP Grey?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Thanks for the well wishes. It sounds like he'll be out of the hospital tomorrow, so that's cool. But my dad doesn't really expect him to see the new year.

Time to step up the visits to the grandparents
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

To save money
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Man the hardest part is having to watch my dad come to term with his father's body failing him.

He also tested positive for Lyme's disease, but he had that years ago and I think that stays in your system.
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MuayThai85 posted...

Uh, you do realise there is a proper farming industry here, right?

It's a troll account.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Darkman124 posted...

yeah, that seems like something that flies specifically due to lack of health/licensing codes

This was my immediate thought as well. Every part of me wants to say it wouldn't work, but I only know that because of American logistics.Good luck, bruh
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Update: It's going to rain the next couple of days and I make good money, so I decided to take it to the shop like the little bitch boy I am.
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Because it's a really good item. Infinite range, piercing, instant shot speed, plus it's almost always a nice dps boost as well.
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

I imagine it's the motor, the window goes down just fine, but recently it's been really slow to go back up.
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

My passenger side window died while down, :/

So I was thinking about trying to replace it myself instead of paying over $100 for labor.
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

I knew what tc was saying before i got in the topic.

I listen to them a lot.
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

Well at least that's an incredibly easy replace.

could've been much worse, tbh
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Are you in high school?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Did they ask you any interesting questions?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

DragonGirlYuki posted...

Drop the health insurance.

don't listen to this poster, they're dumb and probably a troll.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

-Get a roommate or move to a cheaper place, you're spending 40% of your income on rent, you wanna get that to or a bit below 30%.
-Try a get a better paying job. I know it's a lot easier to say than do, but always keep looking.
-Cut out your gym membership until you build up AT LEAST $1500. I wouldn't get a membership until much later.
-Do you need all the insurance you have? $160 is a lot if you have a junker car. What kind of car do you have?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

In most office jobs I've had anyone can take as many breaks as they like as long as the work gets done.

So when shit's busy, they're just extending their day by taking a lot of smoke breaks.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Sounds like you're addicted.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

-First, activate the game on UPlay
-but first, I need to set up two step verification on Uplay
-Turns out I need to download an app to do that
-finally finish the two step verification
-activate key on Uplay
-Try to play game
-Steam window pops up again telling me to activate the game on Uplay
-Try to activate it again
-Nope, already activated

Fuck off, UPlay
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Fuck. Thoughts and prayers, man. Thoughts and prayers.
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Antifar posted...

I had a friend in high school who was one of those kids that draws Swastikas on things and makes Holocaust jokes. Looking back, it was, uh, not great behavior, but we never quite figured out how seriously he took it.

Those people I assume are just kids with hormones all out of whack and that's how they react. But as an adult, man how do you bend your mind to accept the principles of that.
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Then later thinking "Yeah, I think I wanna be those guys"

Just imagine.
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TheVipaGTS posted...

FFS millennials! Stop cooking your own food!

Nobody I know cooks their own food, they just eat at MUCH better places, lol.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

I don't believe in the death penalty at all, but Nazis are subhuman trash.
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It's a series of short stories intertwined, and I personally thought Nolan pulled it off well
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Oops, I dropped the Magnum condom, that I use for my monster dong

I think it's implied that we already know the narrative because ww2
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/896235858529046529

What the fuck. Jesus Christ it's 2017 what the fuck.
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MorbidFaithless posted...

Darkman124 posted...

without limitations

Couldn't we always just give them limitations? Could an AI defy clear and distinct programming that says "don't do x?"

if you have the time, listen to the link in my post. The thought is that AI would become so impossibly smart that they could think of ways to logic around our limitations for them that we haven't thought of. Imagine a God trying to socially engineer you, where they have thousands of years to come up with plans.

Do you think you could resist a God's solicitations?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

I've listened to too much CGP Grey to think that AI are anything but a massive threat to the human species.

https://youtu.be/jmOBm-Lcs70?t=1h11m40s

It's a long listen, but worth it if you have the free time.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

I don't understand the love for five guys. Their like a worse version of the burgers I make at home that are a lot more expensive and worse for you.

I don't get it.
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1337toothbrush posted...

Sounds like he needs financial advice.

Nothing wrong with hustling two jobs. He's probably gotten some extra clients doing this too.
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I swear the only people who say this are news sites trying to get a rise out of millenials.

And they take the bait. Every. Fucking. Time.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

Wtf, why?
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iamverysmart.jpg
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*LIE* "No"

Albel-Nox posted...

You're mom

I am not mom
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Mr Sandbag posted...

Why are people still discussing this shitty show?

it's actually one of the best sitcoms of the 21st century so kindly fuck off.
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*LIE* "No"

Oh man you fat bitch that's beautiful
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

littlebro07 posted...

Drpooplol posted...

littlebro07 posted...

Deadpool

are you serious or trolling?

Yes.

wtf are you 12?
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*LIE* "No"

littlebro07 posted...

Deadpool

are you serious or trolling?
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*LIE* "No"

It's how accounting works 100%. Darkguy I'm mad at yoiu for not ressponding to my call out earlier
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

robellr13 posted...

Great techniques on selling

so does michael, are you calling him smart?
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

I want to dominate @Darkman124 physically in a completely nonsexual way.

Take that for what you will.
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*LIE* "No"

I Like Toast posted...

If he didn't have control how was he lunging for the end zone and holding onto the ball for 2 or 3 steps.

Call should have either been catch and down by contact or catch and fumble, that the Cowboys recovered in the end zone iirc.

The thought was that even though he was lunging forward, he still had downward momentum from catching the ball, and you know how the nfl has a hardon for maintaining possession for the entire catch when you're going to the ground.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"

I Like Toast posted...

In gase we trust

at least now you have Fox :')
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"