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TopicI messaged this super cute white girl on tinder.
Mist_Turnips
09/04/17 11:35:25 AM
#21
In the time since you messaged her, she's fucked 20 other guys.
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Topicas vegan as I want to be . . . pizza has a hold on me . . .
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 6:15:36 PM
#2
Lol vegans
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TopicWhat's the worst thing you've ever seen on CE over the years?
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 5:48:31 PM
#11
Vertania posted...
The 2016 election season.

The day of the election results was one of the funniest days in CE history.
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TopicIs twerking hot or is it lame?
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 5:31:45 PM
#24
It's cringy af
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TopicHow did Death Note USA out evolution DB Evolution
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 5:06:37 PM
#3
Apparently this script is more appealing to Americans.
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TopicYou know how some news articles have an embedded video at the top...
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 2:59:49 PM
#4
I only see that happen with ad videos. Once I was stalked by Dora who for some reason had an ad on a news site.
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TopicWhat is the appropriate response to a girl sending you nudes?
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 2:30:29 PM
#9
Nice dick
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TopicI'm at volcano bay today... i hope there's plenty of nipple slips
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 2:11:51 PM
#2
They will put on extra layers if they pass by you. But only you. They know.
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TopicPeople who brag about their money need to be robbed.
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 2:02:53 PM
#21
I imagine this to be the mindset of all poor and miserable people like TC.
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TopicWelp, anger may have cost me another job
Mist_Turnips
09/03/17 1:04:50 AM
#12
I bet TC is angrier than he would be if the manager was a man.
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Topic>implying clicking pixels is difficult
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 1:28:25 PM
#10
Look at these nerds getting mad at TC. Go back to raiding lol.
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Topichow do we fix Captcha?
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 12:46:17 PM
#2
We destroy it entirely and launch the creators into the sun.
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Topic"Devs Make Mario" discussion, famous designers make mario levels
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 12:40:07 PM
#2
3:30 is where the part that actually matters starts.
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Topic$1,000 per month cash handout would grow the U.S. economy by $2.5 trillion
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 12:30:33 PM
#30
hockeybub89 posted...
I would love to know what all the people laughing suggest this country does when automation practically wipes out cheap, low-skill labor and cuts into high-skill labor as well.

Git gud.
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TopicJudge orders dogs to be debarked.
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 12:23:19 PM
#25
Bloodychess posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...
Twinmold posted...
A lot of sick people don't view anything not human as having value.


Dogs are classified as property, which is why our laws regarding those who do them harm are as ridiculously inadequate as they are.


Unless the dog is wearing a K9 vest, in which case you better not touch a hair on it's head

Ah, there's the cringe quota.
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Topic$1,000 per month cash handout would grow the U.S. economy by $2.5 trillion
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 11:17:18 AM
#5
Lmao
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Topicdude was able to protect his house from the floods using an aquadam
Mist_Turnips
09/02/17 2:03:05 AM
#13
"Everyone was going by laughing at me"

Get rekt nerds. His house is still fine lol.
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/31/17 6:02:15 PM
#198
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
he gave his number to dispatch, requested a call from the officer whenever they would arrive, and he said he'd wait for them.

what happened in the time between him hanging up and the police finally arriving?

A thug got put down.
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TopicTaylor Swift is one of the greediest, most evil people in modern music
Mist_Turnips
08/31/17 1:43:22 PM
#20
hortanz posted...
DezCaughtIt posted...
Speak that truth my brown brother

ZombiePelican posted...
Didn't Kanye boot out a dude in a wheelchair from one of his concerts?

No. Kanye was trying to hype the crowd and wanted everyone on their feet before performing. He didn't know he was wheelchair bound. When it was pointed out he said "My bad" and went on business as usual.

People really blew it out of proportion


Shit even the guy in the wheelchair said it wasn't a big deal at all and he still enjoyed the show

Kanye fans wouldn't be mad even if he tossed poop at them. They would welcome it, which is why they like his songs.
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/31/17 10:00:48 AM
#167
showtimelakers posted...

Tray Trays are an endless source of hilarity.
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TopicOur queen Hermiione is back
Mist_Turnips
08/31/17 7:59:57 AM
#462
Virgins rejoice. The married internet ho you obsess over is back.
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TopicI'm new to CE, is this place heavily left or right politically?
Mist_Turnips
08/31/17 7:58:26 AM
#24
It's a liberal circlejerk.
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/30/17 7:04:37 PM
#160
anth0ny posted...
A 17 year old kid is dead because of a situation caused by a racist man with a gun.

It's pretty hard concept for you low level to wrap your head around, i know.

I love a happy ending.
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TopicFordham U students 'brought to tears' after seeing video about rape culture myth
Mist_Turnips
08/30/17 6:43:06 PM
#95
Looks like it is bringing snowflake SJWs in this topic to tears as well lol. Good stuff.
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TopicAny news from XSquadder?
Mist_Turnips
08/30/17 7:59:46 AM
#89
Coffeebeanz posted...
All he had to do, up to this point, was swallow some pride

That's impossible, cause he has nothing to be proud of.
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TopicDo you like Scoobydoobydont?
Mist_Turnips
08/29/17 8:13:17 AM
#39
Ayy, one of the original death threat receivers here.
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TopicEnglish Shiritori!
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 11:20:43 PM
#6
GofuckyourselFu
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 9:26:05 PM
#101
LMAO, oh the cringe
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 7:10:43 PM
#98
gamepimp12 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
gamepimp12 posted...

..... Even if trayvon followed him after being followed he wasn't the first aggressor

See the more you dig this rabbit hole the more nonsense the claim becomes.

"Walking down a public street is aggression and immoral.... But only when this guy does it. When the other guy does it it's fine."

At some level here you have got to confess that you're just desperately grasping at straws.

gamepimp12 posted...


You know slurs aren't the typical insult, they're legally called fighting words for a reason.

This is not true.

Calling someone a slur is not disturbing the peace/insightment to riot and not illegal. You are not allowed to attack someone who does so.

It really is the same as a "typical insult" except arguably if the context of if you were trying to claim it was incitement. Like if someone around provoking minority communities.

And again it's disturbing to me that you pretend not understand that.

So if someone walked down a street or insulted you, you think it's okay to attack them? seriously?


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_words

The legalility is obvious a reach and you're probably at best gonna just get reduced sentence due to provocation but the concept of fighting words and how the response to them is typically physical violence is a thing

And yes If someone's following me or throws racial slurs my way I'm responding aggressively

Something tells me if you reacted aggressively to someone, you would get beat 9 out of 10 times lol.
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TopicCalifornia legislation suggests fine or jail time for misgendering a transgender
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 6:15:00 PM
#60
TheVipaGTS posted...
I just don't see why this has to be an issue. That person is transgender. Now wants to be called "she"...why do so many people have to be insufferable and say things like "his mama named him Jeff ima call him Jeff! HE! Is Jeff!"

What is killing you so much about just saying "she" for example. If there wasn't such push back on something so mundane and inconsequential this wouldn't be as big of an issue at all.

Because normal people should not need to play along with make believe past the age of 5.
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TopicCalifornia legislation suggests fine or jail time for misgendering a transgender
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 4:06:56 PM
#16
Dem desperate derailment attempts.
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TopicCalifornia legislation suggests fine or jail time for misgendering a transgender
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 3:55:08 PM
#3
Weiner
California

It all checks out.
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TopicWhoa the Zimmerman murder happened 5 and a half years ago
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 3:21:45 PM
#8
Axiom posted...
And he's somewhere acting smug and laughing at the fact he got away with it

Good.
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TopicTrump to reverse ban on giving old military gear to police
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 1:04:13 PM
#44
Get em, blues.
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Topic1st grader sent to principal's office for misgendering another student
Mist_Turnips
08/28/17 1:02:34 PM
#89
Forest fires are seriously slacking.
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TopicOk, so I don't know anything about superheroes, but wouldn't Flash be
Mist_Turnips
08/26/17 1:24:34 PM
#14
It's DC, so the writing is supposed to be bad.
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TopicHoly shit my coworker is getting a raise... i'm fucking pissed
Mist_Turnips
08/26/17 1:32:52 AM
#9
Bok_Choi posted...
Aristoph posted...
Except you're still getting paid 50% more than he is.

Sounds to me like he's getting screwed over. More responsibility without the equivalent jump in pay is bullshit.

but why the fuck did i get passed over for a raise

Cause you suck
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TopicI'm officially declaring CEvil war
Mist_Turnips
08/25/17 4:45:28 PM
#82
Hello friends. Me nice foreign merchant. Me have high quality Gundams for sale to highest bidding faction. Nothing control peace like a shiny Gundam on every street corner. Please buy. Me no disappoint you. Service with smile.
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TopicMoist
Mist_Turnips
08/25/17 8:38:27 AM
#3
Moister Cloyster
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TopicMoist
Mist_Turnips
08/24/17 7:52:53 PM
#1
Sopping
Sloshing
Moist
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TopicShould affirmative action be banned?
Mist_Turnips
08/23/17 10:45:21 PM
#25
Yes. The rage the topic induces is proof.
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TopicFormally recognize AntiFa as a terrorist organization
Mist_Turnips
08/23/17 10:28:38 PM
#201
It's nice to see petitions for a good cause. All this triggering is also helping to spread awareness.
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TopicIs the whole nofap thing legit?
Mist_Turnips
08/23/17 10:19:57 PM
#2
It's a meme virgins think will magically allow them to be competent with women.
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TopicStop shaming people that donate to Patreon and Twitch channels
Mist_Turnips
08/23/17 9:44:30 PM
#3
I only shame those that donate to sluts. Everything else is fine.
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Topic18 y/o trans-woman beats up 15 y/o girl and brags, karma comes around days later
Mist_Turnips
08/23/17 12:55:04 PM
#4
Fony posted...


Most news outlets are leaving out the part about this being a payback beating and implying that it was a random hate crime.

Fuck, who wins the oppression Olympics in the eyes of the media? Trans people or black people? Looks like trans wins this one.
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TopicChristopher Columbus monument destroyed.
Mist_Turnips
08/22/17 12:32:53 PM
#181
That'll show him. Good old peaceful left.
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TopicDo you support Black Lives Matter?
Mist_Turnips
08/21/17 8:34:06 AM
#142
Kineth posted...
Mist_Turnips posted...
30 percent of CE supports a hate group.


Yeah, 30%, including you, seem to support the KKK and/or NeoNazi groups.

Lmao. Okay, random internet nerd.
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TopicDo you support Black Lives Matter?
Mist_Turnips
08/20/17 6:03:08 PM
#8
30 percent of CE supports a hate group.
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TopicPolice brutalized another black man at a traffic stop in Ohio
Mist_Turnips
08/18/17 12:45:04 PM
#35
Horus_Leftfield posted...
How do you know he was resisting.

That thing that happens in 95% of these scenarios?
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TopicAm I An Ass If I Told A Christian That "The Bible" Is A Fairy Tale?
Mist_Turnips
08/13/17 7:34:15 PM
#10
You're a neckbeard
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