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Topic | Ideas for small wedding |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:35:31 PM #10 | Smackems posted...
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Topic | Just learned you can use an Air Fryer to hard boil eggs |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:34:29 PM #2 | also an oven can do that
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Topic | Who was Joan of Arc? |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:33:05 PM #32 | she made a big deal about being a "virgin" so i assume she was lesbian or ace
she was absolutely "queer" for the time. we'll never know if she would have identified as trans or nb, but she does plead for female prison guards at her trial, which she was denied. there's no particular reason to think she wanted to be seen as a man, only as equal to men. --- --- |
Topic | Yuna dances and people die |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:14:40 PM #4 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
that song is a cover and was written by a man --- --- |
Topic | Holy fuck Elon Musk got jacked now o.O |
Robot2600 04/06/24 10:59:21 AM #3 | cgi
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Topic | Who was Joan of Arc? |
Robot2600 04/06/24 10:58:41 AM #10 | also Witchblade
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Topic | Who was Joan of Arc? |
Robot2600 04/06/24 10:38:05 AM #3 | She was a French peasant in the 15th century and gets a suit of armor and goes to the war in Orleans cheerfully.
She always goes to where the fighting is most intense and so they start to listen to her. She becomes a symbol of Divine Favor. She's smart, insane, and understands tactics. She'll eventually end up being the defacto 2nd-in-command on the battlefield. She intuitively understands the nature of cannon warfare, which is new, and how it can be used to breech castle walls (as opposed to lobbing cannonballs over the wall, which was the standard tactic). Instead of doing that she points all the cannons at the castle wall, at a single point, and that works extremely well. Eventually they burn her alive for crossdressing. --- --- |
Topic | 500 unrealistic and vague video game hybrid ideas |
Robot2600 04/06/24 2:44:39 AM #1 | i want a donkey kong (arcade original) mmorpg roguelike with poker elements
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Topic | Make up a lame super power |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:35:59 AM #27 | levitate in place a few inches, for a few seconds.
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Topic | Imagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room |
Robot2600 04/06/24 1:16:03 AM #22 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c13be87d.jpg
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Topic | Imagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:37:32 AM #20 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/efe140d3.jpg
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Topic | rate this outfit i just put together and bought |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:37:01 AM #17 | i hate the shoes but i admit they are fantastic
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Topic | Imagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:34:44 AM #17 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2640e773.jpg
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Topic | Imagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:32:32 AM #15 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b22a4f99.jpg
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Topic | Imagine turning around and seeing DIS in your room |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:20:10 AM #14 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f78d739a.jpg
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Topic | And people ask what's wrong with the trend of video essays becoming longer. |
Robot2600 04/06/24 12:13:46 AM #25 | nice. thats awesome.
watch the first hour and last hour if you only have 2 hours. literally do not understand the problem. --- --- |
Topic | Lara Croft beats out Mario to become the #1 most iconic video game character |
Robot2600 04/05/24 10:49:19 PM #125 | wait, Link isn't a girl?
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Topic | The Rock's arcade beat'em up inspired video about the WM tag match |
Robot2600 04/05/24 10:41:32 PM #5 | go fash no cash
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Topic | 20 years later: Was AOC a good president iyo? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 10:41:12 PM #20 | AOC: stop it!
dictators: yea, ok. goddamn. --- --- |
Topic | holy mother of god this game Balatro goes fucking hard |
Robot2600 04/05/24 10:17:32 PM #23 | died on the 7th boss. the wall :/
blind was 140,000 and i topped 100k at the end of 7th ante (which is usually the points required to win the 8th boss blind) so it still feels like a good run had: +40 chips if pair +8 mult if a pair supernova (increasing +1 mult for every hand type--i spammed pair) square joker (SSS tier) a negative +1 hand joker then i had even steven, which was awesome, swapped it for the steel multiplier joker, which was even better. but i couldnt clear the wall. --- --- |
Topic | holy mother of god this game Balatro goes fucking hard |
Robot2600 04/05/24 9:09:52 PM #22 | thats awesome!^
i just had my 4th win (on easy stakes, but i just got the game last night). cleared the red, blue, green, and yellow decks. my last build was smeared joker again, with banner (+120 chips if i dont discard), the increasingly +1 mult for flushes, a +mult holo flush joker, and a progressive card that gave +1 increasing mult if i play a hand (-1 if i discard). i also had the voucher that gave me jupiter in every celestial pack, and an extra hand voucher. i had to sell a card on the last boss tho, so i couldn't make it in endless. gonna try the abandoned deck now --- --- |
Topic | AI will shrink workforces by thousands within five years, say company execs . |
Robot2600 04/05/24 9:02:07 PM #6 | they have no idea how to make AI
LLMs are a grift. they provide minor amusement at best--more often they are either 1) plain wrong 2) weirdly censored by bigtech 3) bad at writing 4) boring 5) hyperconventional 6) vague 7) smug 8) all of the above --- --- |
Topic | Should I buy a new phone |
Robot2600 04/05/24 6:28:22 PM #8 | nah. run it into the ground or break it
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Topic | Who the fuck eats cereal with water and not milk? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 6:27:21 PM #26 | ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Derp. Some people can't drink milk. oat milk cashew milk almond milk soy milk --- --- |
Topic | I have 2 hard and fast rules for incoming calls. |
Robot2600 04/05/24 6:05:14 PM #6 | never answer. no matter what.
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Topic | I have 2 hard and fast rules for incoming calls. |
Robot2600 04/05/24 6:00:42 PM #3 | set the cellphone to airplane mode right out of the box.
never turn it off and never look back. never deal with an annoying upgrade, notification, phone call, or text message ever again --- --- |
Topic | LGBTQ censorship in Ghostbusters, Jurassic World, and Terminator (SPOILERS) |
Robot2600 04/05/24 5:57:39 PM #18 | put final fantasy 13 in this category
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Topic | holy mother of god this game Balatro goes fucking hard |
Robot2600 04/05/24 4:13:58 PM #17 | also "royal flush" isn't a separate hand than straight flush, it's just the strongest hand.
I haven't gotten a 5oak in Balatro yet, but it's obviously possible. IDK if it's coded into the game or not. One would assume so... Balatro is "8-card draw." You get 8 card, can discard up to 5 at a time, and try to make hands of 5 (under normal conditions). In terms of poker it's extremely generous. The most popular way to play poker for real, gives you 2 card, no discard, and 5 cards you have to share! so this is much nicer. poker fans should also like it cause you'll get full houses and stuff all the time. --- --- |
Topic | What kind of element is light? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 4:09:28 PM #8 | if you came here looking for the science answer:
light is made of photons, which are currently thought of as an elementary particle that has (almost) no mass at all. light in all forms is a type of radiation, and it's wavelength determines it's color, etc. photons are also a type of boson. photons are the carrier of the force we call "electromagnatism" --- --- |
Topic | Is Cloud ever gonna get that fucking pizza? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 4:04:08 PM #5 | Smackems posted...
Clod is a virgin tell that to the Italian senate --- --- |
Topic | $50 million, but you can't take any form of Transportation. |
Robot2600 04/05/24 4:01:53 PM #24 | i take the money and then i use transportation anyway.
you cant touch me, im rich. --- --- |
Topic | holy mother of god this game Balatro goes fucking hard |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:56:52 PM #15 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f087a68a.jpg
That's how you play poker. Different variations have different rules for how you make the 5-card hand, but they all rely on these exact hands. It's all based on statistics, and well-balanced so the more valuable hands are rarer. If you are just learning, pay attention to the rank of 3oak vs 2-pair. 3oak is actually stronger! Also a flush is stronger than a straight (most people assume it would be the inverse). Tyranthraxus posted... That's another thing I don't understand, are these jokers actually part of your deck or are they just always around? What even is your deck? Is it just French cards or do other things go in there? Like can I build a deck entirely of diamonds or do I have to just use the 52 and modify it during play with jokers? The jokers are big buffs, like major items you'd find in a roguelike. You start with a standard poker deck (52 cards) but can add and remove cards, as well as add buffs to cards (like enchanting an item). You might slap a "red seal" on your Ace of Clubs, now your Ace of Clubs will trigger twice in scoring! Scoring is like Tony Hawk (and that's a good thing) You have "chips" which are points. Every normal card gives it's value. Buffs can give cards crazy +30 chips and stuff. Then you have "mult" which is a multiplier. Finally, "XMULT" which multiplies the multiplier (and so you should score these cards last if possible, which it always is for the most part). To do really well you need to raise all three of these stats, using jokers that synergize and smart shopping between rounds. I just won my last run, for example with a joker that counted all black cards as one suit, as well as all red cards. So I could make a flush with hearts+diamonds or spades+clubs. It was awesome! I had another card that added MULT for the number of times I had played that type of poker hand, so every hand I played a flush and every hand it increased by +1. My XMULT card got slightly stronger everytime I added a card to my deck. I had like X8 by the end, which was insane. I added any card I could find, and so I had like 80 cards by the end. Finally I used my other slots for okay card that mostly just gave "chips" so that when everything was multiplied it would be a big number. --- --- |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture" |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:44:57 PM #113 | ultimately were completely fucked by media moguls and tech bros it seems.
i thought that james bond villian who wanted to control the news was stupid, but they were on to something --- --- |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture" |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:41:27 PM #108 | to be fair the systemic injustices also give them a leg down as well.
white privledge doesn't pay for free healthcare, rent, or tuition. theyll own the libs until they, and everyone else is homeless. they perceive a current advantage, but they'd be better off with equality, just like everyone else edit: generational wealth, a form of white privilege can obviously pay for those things. --- --- |
Topic | Is it normal for a 74 y/o to forget where they parked in a parking lot that they |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:37:49 PM #9 | Life Hack:
pay attention to whatever you are currently doing. --- --- |
Topic | Are all American televangelists ordained preachers or not? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:36:12 PM #3 | im pretty sure becoming an ordained minister is easier than registering for gamefaqs.gamespot.femdom.com
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Topic | Memes 46 |
Robot2600 04/05/24 3:35:11 PM #391 | so you can actually laugh at it cause otherwise it'd be depressing af
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Topic | holy mother of god this game Balatro goes fucking hard |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:39:12 PM #1 | https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/
it's friday, bruv. treat yoself. --- --- |
Topic | What bus were we on? |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:37:05 PM #2 | it was the short bus
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Topic | Pick a party of 4 in your RPG multiverse... |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:35:51 PM #30 | Tifa
Aeris Lara Croft Magilou --- --- |
Topic | Dwayne Johnson won't support Biden; rails against "woke culture" |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:34:15 PM #67 | i think the rock has delusions about an oval office
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Topic | Cops tase door dash driver for turning down wrong road |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:26:51 PM #23 | All charges are dropped.
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Topic | A woman posted on Current Events |
Robot2600 04/05/24 2:23:10 PM #25 | Robot2600 posted...
this is bullshit. some of them are bi. Crimsoness posted... I'm only 50% lesbian see, exactly --- --- |
Topic | A woman posted on Current Events |
Robot2600 04/03/24 3:49:47 PM #18 | Maze_ posted...
There's about a dozen or so women who post on CE this is bullshit. some of them are bi. --- --- |
Topic | Asshole driver doing donuts on the beach flies through the passenger window |
Robot2600 04/03/24 8:37:36 AM #35 | i feel like this need the persona 5 battle music memed into it
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Topic | Bigot couples now allowed to adopt lgbtq children in Tennessee |
Robot2600 04/02/24 8:08:19 PM #5 | illegal bill, as the article states. there is a federal law against this already on the books.
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Topic | A lady brought expired drugs to work that she wanted to get rid of |
Robot2600 04/02/24 8:03:45 PM #12 | drugs get less effective if old, everyone knows this. you think a pill from the 90s will still work?
the complicated molecules often have a half-life of only a few years. they decay through radiation. most things are a tiny bit radioactive. muscle relaxers from 2021 are likely still extremely potent. --- --- |
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