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| Topic | Reject current events, return to random insanity. | 
| Aressar 02/26/24 2:41:34 PM #7  | No! I have to know about literally every mouse fart uttered by Trump and Musk! Why else would I spend entire nights on CE? 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Why did she choose you over Chad? | 
| Aressar 02/25/24 10:08:28 PM #4  | She's just using you to make Chad jelly. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Zack Snyder's movies are bad | 
| Aressar 02/24/24 9:26:54 AM #22  | Southernfatman posted...  
Watchmen is only good because it's 90% straight from the comic. Most of the bad parts are when Snyder gets all Snyder-y and puts his own mark on it. I have to disagree with at least some of that. In this day and age, it's very easy to go with the standard MCU formula when making a comic-book movie. Most DCEU movies don't really do that, and while I agree that a lot of them have been trainwrecks, I can't deny that Watchmen and ZS's Justice League were qualitatively great and even relatively original. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Zack Snyder's movies are bad | 
| Aressar 02/24/24 9:09:56 AM #17  | Watchmen and Zack Snyder's Justice League are two of the best comic book-based movies out there imo.  
I do get the criticism with Snyder's movies in general though. It's either very hit or very miss with him. And I gotta admit visually his movies are mind-blowing. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Which video games in series did you skip and why? | 
| Aressar 02/23/24 10:13:37 PM #10  | Devil May Cry 2, because everybody (yes, literally everybody) says it sucks. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | come on come on now touch me babe | 
| Aressar 02/22/24 10:08:59 AM #3  | Can't you see that I am not afraid 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | If Gamefaqs stayed in read only mode what would have been your last post ever? | 
| Aressar 02/21/24 9:56:57 PM #26  | Telling Tails (Sonic's sidekick, not the obsessivr troll) to not fucking tell me what to do, as he had the nerve to tell me to drink water. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Tails has a message for CE | 
| Aressar 02/20/24 5:12:12 PM #10  | Don't fucking tell me what to do, Tails! 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Would you buy a bedside gun holster? | 
| Aressar 02/20/24 1:00:23 PM #6  | No, because even if I had ED, I know that this is not an effective way to handle it. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | How many guns do you own? | 
| Aressar 02/18/24 6:36:25 AM #93  | None, because I don't have penile insecurity. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Do you think man will land on Mars in your lifetime? | 
| Aressar 02/17/24 7:42:12 PM #32  | TerraSeeker posted...  
Yes. We have Space X leading the way now. We're going to have a Star Trek like future now. Our current societal structures are way too capitalistic for that. Not to mention that despite the fact that SpaceX has made groundbreaking achievements so far, it's still a company owned by Elon Musk. If humanity continues to successfully develop spacefaring technology and colonize other worlds, it seems much more likely that we'd have something like a hypercapitalistic system of trans-governments, like Alterra from the Subnautica game series. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Thinking of visiting Canada. Is Canadian a hard language to learn? | 
| Aressar 02/16/24 6:17:03 AM #5  | Well, that depends. Like, are you learning Ottowanian or Torontese? It's important because those are vastly different from each other. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Shows where the intro theme is better than the actual show | 
| Aressar 02/14/24 11:01:55 AM #30  | Titans 
Even though it's one of those 5-second intros where you just see the title, I can't deny that the beat is awesome. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | I don't understand why Dre canceled Detox. | 
| Aressar 02/13/24 9:59:10 AM #6  | Because he released a much catchier name would be Dretox. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | I turned 37 y/o today. AMA me anything | 
| Aressar 02/11/24 5:36:24 PM #25  | Did you have cake? If so, what kind? 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Trump commits electoral suicide | 
| Aressar 02/11/24 1:45:36 PM #10  | Nah, Trump could literally shoot a child in the face on live national TV, and Murrica would still gladly elect him as POTUS. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | You wake up one morning and hear the Shire's theme coming from outside | 
| Aressar 02/09/24 8:01:53 PM #6  | I get on my bicycle and start to incomprehensibly mumble a song loud enough for anyone in a 100-yard radius to hear. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | the Silent Hill 4 circumcision theory make so much sense | 
| Aressar 02/09/24 3:30:07 PM #3  | Although the people who rewrote that wiki page make some spot-on points about circumcision itself, theorizing that it's the underlying message of SH4 is even more convoluted than the 'indoctrination theory' that fans came up with for Mass Effect 3 (and that 'theory' actually managed to be even dumber than the original ending before it was extended). 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | There's a circumcision protest happening right now | 
| Aressar 02/08/24 6:39:15 PM #78  | NeonTentacles posted...  
People are really passionate about dick hoods! Says the one who contributed like half the posts itt. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | There's a circumcision protest happening right now | 
| Aressar 02/08/24 6:32:07 PM #70  | With so many Americans fervently defending circumcision as well as tipping culture, I can't help but wonder if there's a correlation between that and how cuckolding is so popular there. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What single player game did you first pass 100 hours played I? | 
| Aressar 02/08/24 4:49:14 PM #54  | Possibly Sonic 3 & Knuckles. 
If not, then it was definitely Fallout 2. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Do you have a regular/Basic wallet? | 
| Aressar 02/08/24 4:22:38 PM #21  | I have one that is large enough to fit a passport, but just small enough to fit in a large coat pocket. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | I am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything. | 
| Aressar 02/08/24 3:43:51 PM #28  | How many times have people asked you why you keep making these topics so far? 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Now I'm conflicted on Trump. | 
| Aressar 02/07/24 6:43:49 PM #21  | Dark_Arbron posted...  
Too bad. It's what you're stuck with. This. Yes, there should be more and better candidates, but considering the current American political system and climate, it's practically impossible for anyone but either the Democratic or Republican candidate to win. And in this case that means choosing between a turd sandwich, or a very unstable, unpredictable, unqualified, unaccountable, deliberately divisive, openly sexist & racist, and batshit insane giant douche. I wish it wasn't like this, but any choice that isn't a vote for Biden is effectively a vote in Trump's favor. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Now I'm conflicted on Trump. | 
| Aressar 02/07/24 6:25:12 PM #12  | This might have been a thing four years ago for some people, but by now we're way past "I'll vote Trump because I think it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious' how people get worked up about the dumb shit he says." 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Appeals court denies Trump immunity in 2020 criminal election case | 
| Aressar 02/06/24 4:59:16 PM #55  | solosnake posted...  
This shit should have been decided 3 years ago. Trump should be on criminal trial by now. The whole thing has taken FAR too long At the rate this is going, by the time a verdict has been reached Trump will have long died of old age after having served a full second term as POTUS. That is, if he hasn't started a nuclear war by then. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Michael Jackson really bought Eminem's catalogue after Em dissed him ? | 
| Aressar 02/05/24 1:42:32 PM #26  | Nobody actually cares whether or not a rapper 'disses' them. Except maybe other rappers. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | her on the first date: When need kids to work since convid kill so many people | 
| Aressar 02/01/24 8:36:40 PM #5  | I'd have a stroke trying to understand her and fucking die. 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What Star Trek movies are worth watching | 
| Aressar 02/01/24 2:08:59 PM #10  | ForsakenHermit posted...  
II-IV, VI, & First Contact are the must watches Bringit posted... 2 (The Wrath of Khan), 4 (The Voyage Home) and 6 (The Undiscovered Country) are generally considered the best of the originals. These. The Undiscovered Country in particular is my favorite. MrMolinaro posted... 2, 4, 6, 8, 13 Qualitatively, the latter two are decent and on par with what one would expect from a double-parter episode, though imo they didn't really gave an 'epic' movie experience like the other ones. Tbh I don't even remember what the third Chris Pine ST movie was called, despite having seen it twice. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Do you watch movies on your phone? | 
| Aressar 02/01/24 1:54:37 PM #20  | Only when I'm travelling and/or I don't have a stable wifi connection for at least several days (for example when I'm moving into a different place). 
--- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
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