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Oh yeah I need to play more of that game.

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From the previous topic

Phil says Japan is an isolationist country because he has no or almost no viewers from Japan.

I always assumed he said that because he's an omega racist especially towards Asians.

What exactly is up with Dent Raxxor who always gives him 50 smackers at minimum exclusively for fighting games on Friday nights? Dude plays fighting games any other time and he'll fail to hit the goal because this dent is missing, but Friday specifically and this boy's up and ready to give his disability check to Dave. It's even weirder schedule adherence than Dave has.

dancing_cactuar posted...

From the previous topic

I always assumed he said that because he's an omega racist especially towards Asians.

What exactly is up with Dent Raxxor who always gives him 50 smackers at minimum exclusively for fighting games on Friday nights? Dude plays fighting games any other time and he'll fail to hit the goal because this dent is missing, but Friday specifically and this boy's up and ready to give his disability check to Dave. It's even weirder schedule adherence than Dave has.

Phil is raciat period. We all remember his Dead Space 2 playthrough, GTA San Andreas, Mafia, the Metal Gear Solid games.

The only reason he has "toned it down", is because he would be banned faster than you can blink. Somehow this has translated to the nailbiting whenever a black character is on screen.

He was racist in literally every single one of his politics streams.

Yeah dude says the most ignorant shit. He saw a documentary on the coldest town on earth and how kids had to wear 4 layers to go to school and his first thought is I dont get it, why dont they all just move out of there?

Preplanned sub bomb has been deployed, I repeat, preplanned sub bomb has been deployed.

I saw that. Banned a person because they gave a fake name but also claims he cant see peoples details.

So because he didn't like the attitude of a donator, he added 120 dollars to the goal that he is begging the dents for. Very cool. Not a scammer. Not toxic at all.

Now he says that twitch was sent a portfolio of all his hateful moments and he was never told. Still ranting about being unpartnered.

LightningAce11 posted...

Now he says that twitch was sent a portfolio of all his hateful moments and he was never told. Still ranting about being unpartnered.

He is still one of the most selfcentered yet least self aware people I have seen.

He seems completely and utterly incapable of intro spection.

He's so ass blasted about the Twitch ban. Can't believe it still sticks with him to this day.

It wasn't even a ban, he could re-apply for affiliate right now if he wanted to.

I believe he deleted his twitch channel when some detractors was pointing out that it linked to Derrich... somehow. I dunno how twitch works.

Blamed his incident on Leanna. We are getting the greatest hits today.

LightningAce11 posted...

Blamed his incident on Leanna. We are getting the greatest hits today.

Wait, PandaLee? She's involved again?

I thought they broke up years ago. Why is he still talking to her?

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1957655372459888781

Just the usual pity party.

At this point I barely care that some whales keep giving him money during the Truck Sim streams if gold dust like that is what we get.

Can't wait for the prestream today to be about how Kirby Air Riders looks like shit.

Phil hates gamescom it's stupid for dum people.

New Bubsy game? He wishes it was May 1st.

Someone sent $10 tip and a $10 superchat and asked to name a sheep. DSP said no it costs $20 and ignored them after that.

LightningAce11 posted...

Someone sent $10 tip and a $10 superchat and asked to name a sheep. DSP said no it costs $20 and ignored them after that.

People need to abandon him. I still hope for the day when he logs on and sees nobody in his stream. And then logs off depressed and never logs back on again

But absolutely, people need to stop sending him money

https://x.com/ThatBeing_Said/status/1957973764785786923?t=6ffb302wS_rCtbX4K42W8Q&s=19

"I did not say that" to "I believe the phrase was.." in just 5 seconds. It is amazing yo see his brain work like this in real time.

God, the Kino Casino arc has to be one of my all time favorites. He actually thought he was one of them LOL.
He tried to make his little sadness corner look like theirs, he tried to use their memes and terms. Absolutely brilliant.

https://x.com/bm2kx/status/1958013353646830019?t=9N4kMzrzGowf6oFwR66XOw&s=19

...he... He.. was holding his shirt closer to the mic... so that we could see it better...

(Had to do it this way, because the original tweet had a bad word in the link...)

Lmao why

LTG needs to bully him about his eating habits, he got him to dress better.

https://x.com/blandpolecat/status/1958606099642556891

this tilted him

In his manchild desire to shit on donkey kong because he didnt get enough money playing it, phil is claiming the game is too samey, unlike Mario Odyssey where one stage was like dark souls

brah. What the fuck are you talking about?

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

In his manchild desire to shit on donkey kong because he didnt get enough money playing it, phil is claiming the game is too samey, unlike Mario Odyssey where one stage was like dark souls

brah. What the fuck are you talking about?

A singular boss in Odyssey was a strangely out of place dragon and was fought in an equally out of place decrepit kingdom that exists solely to have this boss fight and one other moon.

While it was cool, to use it as a means of WOW DUDE ODYSSEY WAS WAY MORE CREATIVE is fucking stupid because of how it was a whopping 2 moons out of over 800 of them. I could equally point to the DKC throwback challenges in Bananza if you want to make this dumb argument.

It seems like games with any sort of creativity in their missions have phil utterly confused.

Hell choose the most straightforward, smash your head into a wall approach several times in a row, fail, complain that he doesnt know what to do and the game sucks.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://x.com/blandpolecat/status/1958606099642556891

this tilted him

Always gets to me with Phil's scuffed "green screen". Dude could just buy one easily, but probably has to save that money for his doordash ..errr i mean rent or something.

SilverDragon22 posted...

Always gets to me with Phil's scuffed "green screen". Dude could just buy one easily, but probably has to save that money for his doordash ..errr i mean rent or something.

Reminder that his plumbing is still beyond fucked.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Reminder that his plumbing is still beyond fucked.

He keeps saying everyone is jealous of him, but he's unable to put aside money to fix a broken toilet over the course of what, the last three years? Imagine living with a broken toilet and shower for so long, even if you have extras. I'd be disgusted with myself.

One could be argue to be jealous of his income, and just purely his income. But once you start to actually look at his life, you find very little, if anything, to be jealous of.

For starters he is an alcoholic, often slurs his speech and I am going to assume its damaged his memory to some degree.

He has a gambling addiction. He may not go to casinos to waste away all his money, but pissing away most of your income on a gacha game so you can digitally feel good about yourself, isn't much better.

He is in an utterly loveless marriage. At best the whole situation is transactional. We know that they dont always share a bed together. At worst she is just his live in maid.

He has alienated everyone that has ever been in his life, except for his parents, and they are only ATMs to them. I honestly believe he is waiting for them to die so he gets some inheritence. I'd put money on his father resenting him and his mom is just being manipulated into giving him money because Phil is her only son.

He lives as a hermit, an absolute shut in. Going out for groceries, to him, already is a monumental task and we can safely assume he hates every second of it. Because of his "lifestyle" he also has absolutely no clue how to talk to people, or know how people generally talk. He often misunderstands or misuses words, and his vocabulary seems very limited. He has no one to talk to but himself.

He clearly HATES streaming. He hates that he has to do anything to make money. He seems convinced that just turning on the camera should net him a paycheck. And it is very clear he has no enjoyment for the games he plays, except for a few small exceptions when a game features gambling.

He complains about his situation, but never takes action to change, improve it. We know his plumbing is fucked, and he refuses to spend money to do something about it, not even his wife.

But the ultimate saddest part is: no one will miss him if he is gone. If he died tomorrow, his "detractors" would simple go 'oh' and move on to the next lolcow to get some milk from.

https://x.com/KhetBurnell747/status/1959712710544789586

DSP just thinks its a fad that people hate him, theres no real good reason.

Phil attacked LTG for ragequitting singleplayer games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebRxstvPp7c

Intends on skipping MGS Delta with a faux stand with Kojimbo thing and fuck Konami (while playing Suikoden II and saying Silent Hill 2 remake was his GOTY last hear) while being against remasters (while currently playing modded GTA IV and Suikoden II HD), in favor of playing Gears multiplayer, Silksong, and Cronos.

Games that he will ragequit, wagequit, and most likely wagequit respectively.

The Minecraft stream tonight was appropriate for his life in general: spending several hours failing to get his plumbing working, dilly dallying most of the time doing nothing, and quitting when he doesn't get enough money to get something.

Minecraft sent to banworld

Surely now he has time to just play all three of the games he was whining for, I think, exactly 30 hours about not having time to play on today's podcast.

https://x.com/2ndDerich/status/1960216254666404258?t=ZQxtLJb2UtauhIOjNGe-YA&s=19

Where were you? We failed to hit the goal last night. Why didnt you show up and clock in?

My favourite thing about Phil playing multiplayer games is that when I occasionally tune in for 10-20 seconds, there's a 90% chance that the first thing I hear when youtube loads the stream is a complaint.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3c50dbe2.jpg
Oh dear.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

My favourite thing about Phil playing multiplayer games is that when I occasionally tune in for 10-20 seconds, there's a 90% chance that the first thing I hear when youtube loads the stream is a complaint.

Exactly. Why would anyone be a fan of a so called positive streamer who spends most of his time whining?

dancing_cactuar posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3c50dbe2.jpg
Oh dear.

Real big "that's the guy" moment.

Please make a full video on the playthrough, 0utsyder, because this shit is just sad at this point.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgedzJphag