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Hes doing everything he can to make silent hill f unwatchable. He lost his patience because it asked him to identify a flower and he said I dont live in japan you morons

so, about the SHf difficulty thing, to be fair to him, there are only two options - story and hard.

boxoto posted...

so, about the SHf difficulty thing, to be fair to him, there are only two options - story and hard.

But to his detriment, he makes story looks like ultra hard and cant figure the most basic shit out.

Also when he chose difficulty he was like "hey I want something harder but I gotta do what the developers recommend. Not my fault. Nothing I could do. Stop yelling at me!"

oh yea, true.

I remember him once playing a game and a higher difficulty was recommended.

he chose it because "it's what the developers wanted", and he spent the rest of the playthrough complaining.

Has Dave attempted to justify why he spent $70 on Sonic Racing Crossworlds and is playing that when he could instead spend no money and play Hades II since he already bought it when it was in early access.

https://x.com/Pigxar_Anims/status/1971974986744451577?t=PwwsEj5Qmzt7tSUo5AfqTw&s=19

How does he keep attracting these... subhumans?

Because as long as they give him money he will accept anyone. Theyre the dregs of the internet kicked out of every other group and all congregate in phils streams.

Dave: I played E.T for the 2600 when I was a kid.
Dave literally less than a minute later: Wait, there's only one button?!

Also, can we talk about how this motherfucker's childhood apparently ranges from 1980 to 2000?

I'm not even bothering watching any of this. Of all his shitty marathons I think this is the worst idea ever. It is blatant that he is just going to over exaggerate every single mediocre aspect of these games and produce a clown out declaring them to be the worst thing to ever happen to man. over and over again.

Nazanir posted...

But to his detriment, he makes story looks like ultra hard and cant figure the most basic shit out.

sorry, I missed your post.

but yea, it's also pretty funny.

-Calls the Kong Skull Island game mediocre
-Calls pretty much every single good game released this year that isn't Clair Obscur shit
The absolute contrarianism on this dood.

https://x.com/blandpolecat/status/1972099224017031560

using jayde as a guilt trip to get to the goal.

On today's episode of failing through Silksong, Dave loses his mind in the Far Fields in the little hut area with a mask shard, breaks his thumb fighting the Father of the Flame, malds over Khet's cameo appearance in the game and the difficulty of the fight, and gets lost in the Mist and dies repeatedly even after getting spoonfed the solution.

One of the most lunatic and confusing political rants yet.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

One of the most lunatic and confusing political rants yet.

Seriously, what the fuck is happening with this Saudi rant here. We are so back to DSPolitics level of stupidity.

Now he's saying that people have "stupid names" if they are remotely foreign sounding. Probably even "urban" sounding.

Dsp just called low tier god a slave for being in debt to kick.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

One of the most lunatic and confusing political rants yet.

Its no surprise he has zero knowledge on a subject he rants about. This wasn't the first time and it will not be the last. The difference, however, between you and me, and Phil: Phil will speak from a place of authority on any subject he has no knowledge over, making himself look like an absolute ass and antagonize anyone who actually does know what's going on.

Its clear that the hermit life has made him more and more unhinged over the years, but this was something else.

Dave commenting on yet another Wingsofredemption detractor vid at 3 AM his time.

The anti Japan sentiment really seeps through with this Silent Hill f playthrough, all because his ass ain't getting to the goal with it. Maybe he shouldn't have put it on story mode, but since he did, maybe actually engage with the story in an interesting and not racist way.

Also, LTG roasted him, saying his weekend at bernie's looking ass has shitty facial hair, an awful haircut trying to look like Michael Keaton that he almost feels sorry for, a webcam straight outta 2008, is afraid to go to the gym in public, and LTG feels like he's staring at someone on the sex offender registry every time he looks at him.

Sorry for the triple post, but just noticed this video where a couple of anime doggos that can't spell refrigerator and share a single brain cell are better at solving puzzles than a 40+ year old game journalist.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKQ3Qswdho

To try and prevent a quadruple post, he also replied to the LTG video where everyone's clowning on him in turn, is no longer playing Ghost of Yotei because he secretly turned into a Synthetic Man fan and found out 8 months late to the party that a Dragon Age Veilguard writer is on it, and Hades II tonight will either have Final Dent whale out in the first 5 minutes to make up for 2 missing coffers or we'll get 3 missed goals in a row followed by a crashout both tonight and tomorrow morning during boardroom meeting.

Dsp vs ltg round 3 is quite amusing. Both have called each other gay, insulted each others finances and looks.

Phil had another "oh, the camera's on?" moment. Nothing as exciting this time. He just sat and stared at his hogans for 10 minutes and then started his daily wrap.

Kino Casino put way too much effort in this shitpost making fun of Dave and Khet.

https://youtu.be/pS4qbC6T7bs?si=Nsp63Q5kfecti0GQ

The trolling is next level.

Got dayum!

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

https://youtu.be/pS4qbC6T7bs?si=Nsp63Q5kfecti0GQ

this was amazing! lmfao

Hes definitely seething about it. Kino got his mannerisms down pat.

I've been enjoying some comment-style videos from new-style detractor-style content creator Urban Style Individual.

When LTG has no real argument, he focuses on peoples looks and background. He did the same to Joon.

another vtuber being better than phil at a game

https://youtu.be/MzctMnCgXCg?si=pTvZixaLg3J7S0Sh

I hope this and Fuwamoco in Silent Hill f are signs that the "vtubers being better at games than Dave" arc will come back in full swing, that was a real good one.

Phil intentionally spoiled the ending of Ghost of Yotei for himself so he can shit on it on his podcast, but he's pretending it happened accidentally.

Now he's going to surprise spoil it for his chat, the non-ironic enjoyers of which have been very engaged with the game, talking about playing it and how much they enjoy it.

Ltg bullied him into taking off the hawaiian shirts.

https://x.com/Snortamania/status/1975750367406108845?t=yoSk2y2yytk_y10lHVHt2w&s=19

Showing off those gains.

Dsp is now treating wings like ltg treats him. Does not want to collab, demands 5 bands from him, insults him and calls him fat.

LightningAce11 posted...

Dsp is now treating wings like ltg treats him. Does not want to collab, demands 5 bands from him, insults him and calls him fat.

Pathetic, best part is that Wings would be able to beat Dave in a fight easily, I know Dave isn't as obese as Boogie but he's definitely as cowardly, and if it were to come to a fight Dave would do what he did when Jaha came up to him.

Phil is excusing and laughing at wingsofredemption assaulting his wife.

dancing_cactuar posted...

Pathetic, best part is that Wings would be able to beat Dave in a fight easily, I know Dave isn't as obese as Boogie but he's definitely as cowardly, and if it were to come to a fight Dave would do what he did when Jaha came up to him.

well Wings is a fucking beast. dude is built like a goddamn hippopotamus so he would easily demolish Phil no contest... lol

Wings would probably absorb all of phils hits.

He played Mario Galaxy 2 and once again shows how bad he is at platformers. Poor coordination, refusal to solve puzzles intelligently and dying to goombas.

You know how Phil keeps proclaiming how we are all jealous of him?

https://x.com/DSPEatsIt/status/1976319180665389459?t=ktAD-cWHFgtW_CVAO-x35g&s=19

This dipshit can't even properly use a fucking fork and knife.

Phil is saying that in his battlefield gameplay friday he took responsibility for sucking, which makes him not a lolcow since lolcows just blame the game.

Bruh...

Handholding off the charts, plus he made it no secret he looked up guides.

In his daily wrap Phil said that his audience doesnt care about him playing anything but chill games anymore.

He is setting up for wagequitting non-chill games. In a year or so the only games he is going to play are Truck Sim, Bass Master and Disney Dreamlight Princess Adventure, or whatever it was called.

Phil blames the manufacturer for his ill fitting hawaiian shirt, instead of just buying the correct size.

Huge crashout over re streamers and raw phil. Saying that theyre getting blood money off him.

Dsp says it is scummy to try to make merch of jasper and monetise him. So he wont do it even though he charged 2k for the reveal.

Phil gets so unbelievably mad that shitty fast food places are not trying new stuff. They just don't care anymore!

It's a fucking McDonalds. They have the big mac and the rest of the menu stuff. That's what mcdonalds is. They don't need to have something new every month. Whatever promotion things they occasionally have is beyond enough.

It's fucking insane that he cares about this.