Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVII: Gout Obscure - Wagequit 33

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No! The 0utsyder still has to finish the Three Houses TIHYDP!

Hard not to believe any of those complaints aren't just him being shit at games. I saw the Battlefield beta video and there are so many points where he's just not aiming well at all with the marksman rifle.

The one clip especially with him aiming at a guy who runs behind a wall and he AIMS FURTHER LEFT where there's a SOLID WALL while firing into it and when the guy sneaks back ADSing, Phil overcorrects to the right and misses another shot, dies to machine gun fire and complains "Machine gun auto fire just kills you instantly".

Like machine guns always have an advantage at the range he was at, machine guns tend to be the best guns in FPS games just because of their rate of fire, but Phil has horrible aiming discipline and moves his reticle all over the place. Phil and FPS games are probably the funniest because he has an excuse for every single time he gets downed and whines every single time, and he's also awful at aiming.

So we might be on the precipice of a brand new arc, he mentioned that he donated to someone on his Gears stream, and someone online found that sure enough he (or someone under his name) did donate $12 or so to a lovely lady known as Earlybird doing videos on Coffee, although she does upload to youtube! They follow each other on the twitter, according to a message mentioned by Earlybird he contacted her first saying that he likes her vids, and she uploaded this video, go to 7:39 in case it doesn't work:
https://youtu.be/1Ur9ztlC-Sg?si=adnFD1tNUz3yrxwh&t=459

Divorce Coin is currently on the rise.

Greed is massively strong, asked his audience in a roundabout way to pay him to vote on whether to play MGS Delta or Silksong.

dancing_cactuar posted...

They follow each other on the twitter, according to a message mentioned by Earlybird he contacted her first saying that he likes her vids, and she uploaded this video, go to 7:39 in case it doesn't work:
https://youtu.be/1Ur9ztlC-Sg?si=adnFD1tNUz3yrxwh&t=459

She sounds too well read and not defeated by the world around her to want to mingle with someone like Darksydephil. Not sure what you're talking about though, I don't see anything in that video but her talking about some terrible edutainment games.

wanderingshade posted...

She sounds too well read and not defeated by the world around her to want to mingle with someone like Darksydephil. Not sure what you're talking about though, I don't see anything in that video but her talking about some terrible edutainment games.

Dave has a really bad habit of using the same 5 adjectives to describe things to the point where I now have terminal brain rot when they are used, "robust and meaningful" being paired up specifically belongs there alongside calling literally every food product "tangy".

Of course, it could just be coincidence and my brain is just beyond cooked.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1960471906915676193?t=MW3DF2Xj3JXAnM85myDnDw&s=19

At what point did you have the upper hand here Phil?

Nazanir posted...

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1960471906915676193?t=MW3DF2Xj3JXAnM85myDnDw&s=19

At what point did you have the upper hand here Phil?

"Kills: 2, Downs: 1, Revives: 0, Deaths: 5"

It seems his strategy in shooting games is to just try to wave his reticle back and forth

I've seen him fire at everything but his opponent and claim "i shot first! this is bs!"

Yesterday, in a single breath he told his dummies that "detractors dance in the streets if I don't hit a goal. They're so DUMB! ...Obviously I don't want that to happen so please give me money."

If some detractor behavior shows how stupid they are, why are you so scared of it happening and desperate to prevent it?

This seems like contradictory behavior. Seconds apart.

Phil is in full clown mode for Metal Solid Gear.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is in full clown mode for Metal Solid Gear.

I wonder if he'll want his shotgun again when he faces off against The End.

Nazanir posted...

I wonder if he'll want his shotgun again when he faces off against The End.

I still suspect that the reason why he said that stupid shit all those years ago was because he got spoiled on the moss camo The End can give you, just like how he basically knew about The Sorrow fight ahead of time.

Doesn't he know everything about every game, ahead of time? Isn't it highly suspected he researches every game before he plays it, so he always knows what's coming but he acts like he doesn't, on stream?

been a while since i checked on Philliam but im sure dude is still begging like there's no tomorrow and continues to berate his viewers for not checking his streams with those boring business meetings of his... lol

Hes gone from jokingly asking to hit the goals to demanding they hit the goals or else.

LightningAce11 posted...

Hes gone from jokingly asking to hit the goals to demanding they hit the goals or else.

See this is what gets me with his dents. Imagine you coming to Phil's stream, you know nothing of him (both positive and negative) and are curious what he has to offer compared to other streamers. He is by no means a big streamer so maybe he has a niche or whatever.

Then after a few minutes you realize he is holding games hostage UNLESS he is paid. I'd leave that stream faster than you can blink and never look back. How he antagonizes his audience would be enough to make someone rethink watching him, but actually holding the stream hostage is pure lunacy.

How people willingly support him is beyond me. Even more so by thearge amounts of money that just comes from a handful of individuals.

They support him because they've developed a para-social relation with him. They believe the "Us v them" and DSP struggling to pay his bills narrative.

Anyone know a restream for today's prestream with commentary? Seems none of the ones I usually go to are on today.

https://x.com/poems_past/status/1961350087075926140?t=_k138NcyJzKqGuNbvpMkzA&s=19

How does one fail so utterly and completely?

By being an alcoholic

-Open up restream
-Save Scumming
$470 as of now is too much for the pig.

SO dsp apparently donated to a female streamer and any mention of her is ban on sight.

A dent or two are giving Phil 500+ dollars every time he does Metal Gear it seems.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

A dent or two are giving Phil 500+ dollars every time he does Metal Gear it seems.

This is the real reason why he's playing Metal Gear as opposed to Silksong, not whatever other bullshit he claims.

Also, the specific dent in question today known as "PPPs300lbgunt" posted in Raw Phil to let everyone know that Dave happily accepted money from a white supremacist. Doesn't matter m8, you're still a dent.

So, Phil failed to hit the goal on Truck sim. I think he's only failed it once or twice before, so no big deal, right?

Nope. He wagequit the game. After making 900 dollars on the first stream today. Apparently one of the usual dents even donated three dlcs for the game today, so that guy has egg on his face. Of course, that money doesn't count towards the contribution goal, though!

I can only assume because he has the fore and backsight of a goldfish he feels he doesn't need truck sim as he is being massively whaled out in MGS.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

So, Phil failed to hit the goal on Truck sim. I think he's only failed it once or twice before, so no big deal, right?

Nope. He wagequit the game. After making 900 dollars on the first stream today. Apparently one of the usual dents even donated three dlcs for the game today, so that guy has egg on his face. Of course, that money doesn't count towards the contribution goal, though!

I can only assume because he has the fore and backsight of a goldfish he feels he doesn't need truck sim as he is being massively whaled out in MGS.

The person that bought the DLC will hopefully give up being a Dent

The weird whale is whaling out on RawPhil now.

These people are so weird.

GTA IV Ragequit because he was too busy at a hotdog stand to go after someone in a chase sequence, go watch the ending of a previous playthrough dummies. Also, thanks for the $100 PPPsFatGunt, not counting it to the goal, get fucked.

And to further avoid Silksong, he is now playing the Gears campaign.

Large, verified youtuber jokingly told him to drink pool water and he went assmad crying to youtube. He said that he was told to kill himself, while ignoring he tells people that every month.

LightningAce11 posted...

Large, verified youtuber jokingly told him to drink pool water and he went assmad crying to youtube. He said that he was told to kill himself, while ignoring he tells people that every month.

How much was he supposed to drink? I think a few gulps wouldn't hurt someone. Maybe if you drank like a gallon. I dont know if chlorine is poisonous or by how much. But swimming people accidentally swallow some pool water all the time

LightningAce11 posted...

Large, verified youtuber jokingly told him to drink pool water and he went assmad crying to youtube. He said that he was told to kill himself, while ignoring he tells people that every month.

When was this? Do you have a clip?

https://x.com/R3bsi/status/1962665385645453354

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

When was this? Do you have a clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX2L41i8R8
Around 11:50

LightningAce11 posted...

https://x.com/R3bsi/status/1962665385645453354

What a hypocrite. He did exactly back what he complained they were doing to him. He told them go jump off a cliff which probably has a much more likely chance of death than drinking pool water

I haven't seen another youtuber (yet) that gets angry when someone donates in a currency that isn't dollars. Even legitimate fans from countries like argentina, india etc get mocked and/or banned.

I feel like the chances of that being legitimate are very slim. Like it's possible, but Phil is such a dick anyway that it's just funny seeing him lose it that someone is donating Rupees. But those currency have terrible exchange rates, and that seems deliberate. Especially the Argentinian peso that's like 1,000% weaker than the American Dollar.

He's such a terrible person though, he can't just be normal about it.

People were clowning on him for his pool water crashout, and he IMMEDIATELY pulled this up on a single button click
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c795b8b.jpg
Dude had it set and everything just so he can mald at people, legitimately unhinged behavior.

I absolutely loved that berd got that reaction with such a silly comment

And of course he looks at the ai generated response.

dancing_cactuar posted...

People were clowning on him for his pool water crashout, and he IMMEDIATELY pulled this up on a single button click
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9c795b8b.jpg
Dude had it set and everything just so he can mald at people, legitimately unhinged behavior.

Most of that is fluff nonsense. "There could be bacteria". There could be bacteria in hose water. There can be bacteria in milk if you leave it out for too long. You could get a brain eating amoeba if you turn on your tub faucet and wait for it to get hot and then stick you face under it so that water gets in your nose. Shut up google AI.

"In rare cases, drinking large amounts of pool water can lead to chlorine poisoning". At that point you have to have over chlorinated your pool and drink a whole glass of it.

At best all it's telling him is drinking pool water could give you an upset tummy.

No GTA Gay Tony DLC for you dents because he doesn't know how to use a PC, crashed out when someone asked him to borrow his wife's copy of the game on the Xbox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWe6U9WyfuY
Also, won't play the original Hollow Knight because it's too old, meanwhile enjoy his playthroughs of Gears of War, Suikoden II, and Metal Gear Solid 3, his friday night streams of Capcom vs SNK 2, and be sure to catch up on the recent marathons of Mega Man 7 and 8.

Hed probably ragequit hollow knight quickly once he realizes he cant stubbornly facetank everything.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ea92de0d.jpg
-Literally cleaning out the closet instead of playing another game instead if Gay Tony doesn't work
What did he mean by this?

Didn't he already wage quit the GTA 4 DLC? I thought I remember him throwing a tantrum for not reaching the goals enough times

MC_BatCommander posted...

Didn't he already wage quit the GTA 4 DLC? I thought I remember him throwing a tantrum for not reaching the goals enough times

It's a wage quit unless a whale throws him enough money to reconsider it, BUT ONLY IF HE CONTINUES GETTING SUPPORT GUISE. ONE STREAM AND WE'RE DONE.

MC_BatCommander posted...

Didn't he already wage quit the GTA 4 DLC? I thought I remember him throwing a tantrum for not reaching the goals enough times

He got whaled. Then yesterday (after using cheat codes to beat the main game) he was gonna do it and he couldn't get the mods he was using in the main game to function with the DLC so he had a hissyfit and just did a QnA stream instead.

I'm not a PC gamer, but can't you just uninstall the mods? That sounds like it would be easy as hell if they're casuing problems.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

I'm not a PC gamer, but can't you just uninstall the mods? That sounds like it would be easy as hell if they're casuing problems.

If you're a regular human being then yes, but this is Dave we're talking about, who can't do anything for himself and got a dent to compile a modpack and send it to him, from his perspective touching it would be like cutting a wire on a bomb. Evidently, this dent didn't take into account Gay Tony and/or Lost and the Damned for some baffling reason.