Current Events > DSPGaming General XXXVII: Gout Obscure - Wagequit 33

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The fact he couldn't even bother to prepare and troubleshoot the mods before the stream is so on brand, especially him getting mad when someone asks why

imagine going to a sandwich shop and they spend half an hour trying to fix the slicer and get angry when you ask where is the food you paid for

Dave's reaction to Eva now compared to way back in the day is like night and day, this dude will never beat the Alien allegations. One thing that hasn't changed, however, is him being total shit at the game.

Angry piggy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8a4e0429.jpg

Bro was whooping and clapping at a character getting their crotch grabbed twice in metal gear, but covers his eyes at Eva.

LightningAce11 posted...

Bro was whooping and clapping at a character getting their crotch grabbed twice in metal gear, but covers his eyes at Eva.

Except for the first time he played it and kept making Cookie Monster noises for some reason, like an alien pretending to be a heterosexual male.

LightningAce11 posted...

Bro was whooping and clapping at a character getting their crotch grabbed twice in metal gear, but covers his eyes at Eva.

Was it a male character that got crotch grabbed?

Zikten posted...

Was it a male character that got crotch grabbed?

.....Seriously what do YOU think?
Yes.

Phil is complaining about missing his goal on his third Metal Gear stream by 30 dollars after getting 900 dollars on his first MGS stream.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Phil is complaining about missing his goal on his third Metal Gear stream by 30 dollars after getting 900 dollars on his first MGS stream.

Bro, you think the sandwich shop would do good if it makes fat stacks one day, but then the next customers are sparse?

So you're a let's player, a game with 500k concurrent players on steam has just released, the storefront was actually unable to handle the sheer number of people buying it for a period of time, do you

A. Play this game
or
B. Spend 45 minutes whining about how your RGB lights didn't work properly before "playing" Suikoden II

Apparently he played Silksong on the nightstream. When did he get bullied/desperate enough for that to happen? I dont think he had decided to do that on the prestream, but I was only half paying attention.

Edit: I guess he still couldn't figure out the mods for Gay Tony

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Apparently he played Silksong on the nightstream. When did he get bullied/desperate enough for that to happen? I dont think he had decided to do that on the prestream, but I was only half paying attention.

Edit: I guess he still couldn't figure out the mods for Gay Tony

As you said, Gay Tony didn't work (fucking thanks Darziak, and big ups to the dent who paid to see Gay Tony), so I suspect he swapped to Silksong to show how nobody would support a Metroidvania, taking advantage of the fact that only half the stream was left. Only the paypigs did support, and now he's saddled with it albeit for now. The stream tonight was mostly boring because it was intro shit and him getting lost without a map (he did die at the easy as fuck first boss that's the equivalent of the Asylum Demon though which was funny), but if the paypigs continue then we might have the opportunity to see some genuine salted pork for the first time in a long while because the game will stop fucking around real soon, I suspect that the entirety of the Hunter's March, Lace, and a lot of Greymoor would have him pull out all the classic excuses for instance.

https://x.com/2ndDerich/status/1963363906736263563?t=-1wSS1-QbpiWg5Y7Dn1pVg&s=19

Waiting on a dsp is gay compilation, cant believe nobody made it yet.

I remember the time he was creating his world tour character in street fighter 6. He opens the character creator, and the default character appears, in his underwear flexing his muscles and dsp goes ohhh

https://x.com/bieber_sux123/status/1963798869923578173?s=46&t=yaW1Eb_3y6Ms8af8t266AQ

There's something deeply deeply wrong with DSP and his fear of black people.

SSJGrimReaper posted...

https://x.com/bieber_sux123/status/1963798869923578173?s=46&t=yaW1Eb_3y6Ms8af8t266AQ

Every

Fucking

Time

He's in pure desperation mode at the end of the night stream after not hitting the day stream goal and also seemingly not doing so tonight. Really pushing hard for a whale to appear in the last moment. Retro fighting games are on the chopping block.

Dsp is having a meltdown because other fgc creators get to play marvel tokon beta but he cant because its Kats birthday. Calls them shills and ball suckers.

Clip?

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

Clip?

It's somewhere in the daily crap, dude legit acts like the devs looked into his personal life and made the active decision to have a beta that day just to fuck with him.

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1964211466816393347

here it is. Dude legit feels companies should plan around his streams.

LightningAce11 posted...

https://x.com/DSPGOUTGOUT/status/1964211466816393347

here it is. Dude legit feels companies should plan around his streams.

It definitely would've been another "Leanna's Brother's Wedding" episode.

Almost forgot about this.

*tag*

No, DSP is legit a bad person, so he earned his hate - just not trying to ruin his life. He will do that to himself.

That crust looks like granite and is half the pizza.

He got so bothered over Eva and Snake flirting at the campfire. Kept looking away at chat, moaning about Kojima being a perv.

Has he done this 180 into being a prude because Kat gets jealous or he thinks its what a mature married adult would do?

The no coffers streak continues, when will the dents learn that the sandwich shop still needs income daily with zero slow days even though it got shitloads of money one day?

LightningAce11 posted...

Has he done this 180 into being a prude because Kat gets jealous or he thinks its what a mature married adult would do?

Yes.

LightningAce11 posted...

He got so bothered over Eva and Snake flirting at the campfire. Kept looking away at chat, moaning about Kojima being a perv.

Has he done this 180 into being a prude because Kat gets jealous or he thinks its what a mature married adult would do?

If what he said to PPP in the leaked DM's are true, he acts like this now because Kat has become religious.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

That crust looks like granite and is half the pizza.

If it's thin and not completely dry that's fine. Otherwise it's fucked.

Went into maximum overtime to get to the goal, got a totally legit 100% real $50 tip after nearly 30 minutes of stall that asked him if the game was worth buying, something he could find out for ten more dollars and then get a refund on steam if it doesn't strike his fancy.

Companies need to respect his time as a gamer. How is he supposed to cover the marvel tokon beta if he gets no notice on his wife's birthday??

Yes he said that.

I am willing to bet most game devs don't even know he exists.

LightningAce11 posted...

Companies need to respect his time as a gamer. How is he supposed to cover the marvel tokon beta if he gets no notice on his wife's birthday??

Yes he said that.

It is almost impressive how completely and utterly delusional this man is.

From any other person this could be a joke, a little tongue in cheek "why don't developers..."

But with Phil, you know he is dead serious, and he truly believes this happened to soley inconvience him.

"AI should be used for stuff like washing the dishes" Dave, we're not living in The Jetsons with Rosie the Robot, buddy, that's not the AI that's prominent right now.

Also, no coffers this stream, but I suspect that someone will whale out for Skong tonight given how calm he was about it.

Get ready for the Memeology video guys, not only did unc have a miserable time playing this because he went to Hunter's March before getting the dash and died a bunch, he also didn't hit the goal, and had a crashout about it that I would say is comparable to the Scorn one.

https://x.com/MeowBlocks/status/1965093144456036543?t=pv32IK0IihynAWeElzjLGg&s=19

This is what a man in his 40's in his absolute prime looks like. This is a man that works out and then some.

No seriously this is exactly how a hermit would look like and still I am shocked. There is literally no musclemass anywhere.

How did DSP get xQc to show up at his house to pretend to be his arms?

Silksong sent to banworld

He keeps saying it's the premiere stream of Silksong. Even though he already played it. And it hit the goal. And he is doing it on the nightstream when Europeans (his second largest fanbase) can't attend. He quite obviously wanted this to fail and not have to play it, but I think he wanted it to fail less hard cause he still need that money, though.

He hit the goal in one of his last 6 streams, but this one is different somehow.

Also, he was at 22 or so dollars, but managed to get an extra 70 dollars after sending out a tweet. There is no way beg tweets are not going to be stable diet again soon.

But whatever. Silksong is done. So he's bringing back Ballad of Gay Tony. Right? Riiiiiight?

Also apparently Sarah Barclay is in kick chat now? I remember her having a giant hissyfit when phil did that stream suggesting to his audience he might starting streaming on kick. She did not want him to go to the nazi platform. And now she is on there herself.

Seriously my arms are bigger than that and I don't even lift heavy dumbbells. I have half a mind to go to GNC and buy 7 pound dumbbells and see if they have the Leanbeefpatty energy drinks just because I saw this.

Phil says in the daily wrap that since he was 60 dollars (which I don't think is exact, but he lies about the support every day so whatever) short of the goal, if he gets 60 dollars in super thanks on the video and people supporting the stream tomorrow saying "this support is for silksong" he will play it again.

So if people support tomorrow and say the support is for silksong, will he not count it to tomorrow's goal?

He stays super late every night instead of being with his wife! He's tired of this shit! You guys need to stop withholding money!

Ultimate Scam, pay 54 dolans or so today and it will be carried over for Silksong day stream, and it counts as hitting the goal for last night. A sock account donated $50 near immediately, hitting the benchmark as someone already paid $4.

Donations were immediately wiped from the board and we back to zero for today. Absolute greed.

I'd say its unprecedented levels of greed, but that's every day.

DodogamaRayBrst posted...

I'd say its unprecedented levels of greed, but that's every day.

As Jake Paul once said, "It's every day bro".

Unrecorded begging crashout when a dent realized that 54 + 23 does not equal 67. Not even going to say anymore, just letting the video speak for itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ZnHGst70g

Making goals for future streams on the current stream is a level of begging only possible by dsp.