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SlamVook 01/14/25 9:34:36 AM #1:	I mean doing something that would get you fired under 5 minutes that doesnt involve swearing, hitting someone or doing something violent/hostile at all An example would be you playing a funny youtube video at full volume and laughing non-stop. At some point someone would tell you to stop, but assuming you just dont stop doing it, i assume they would have to fire you and take you out, but not sure if that would take less than 5 minutes --- I think that dude was a dude, dude! <cite>SlamVook posted [p:983658029] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>I mean doing something that would get you fired under 5 minutes that doesnt involve swearing, hitting someone or doing something violent/hostile at allAn example would be you playing a funny youtube video at full volume and laughing non-stop. At some point someone would tell you to stop, but assuming you just dont stop doing it, i assume they would have to fire you and take you out, but not sure if that would take less than 5 minutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 01/14/25 9:42:36 AM #2:	The button under the molly guard in a datacenter --- Paid for by StarksPAC, a registered 501(c)(4) <cite>Starks posted [p:983658108] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>The button under the molly guard in a datacenter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mechu 01/14/25 9:43:11 AM #3:	Take a dump on the floor in plain view --- The truth weighs nothing. <cite>Mechu posted [p:983658113] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Take a dump on the floor in plain view </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 01/14/25 9:45:28 AM #4:	Goatse --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:983658132] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Goatse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OldNastyBastard 01/14/25 9:46:51 AM #5:	Are you in America? Advocate for any type of rights, trans, unions, doesn't matter. Corporate America hates rights for the working class. <cite>OldNastyBastard posted [p:983658148] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Are you in America? Advocate for any type of rights, trans, unions, doesn't matter. Corporate America hates rights for the working class.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archizzy 01/14/25 9:49:56 AM #6:	I work for a state university and truthfully you can get away with a lot of shit and they will give you multiple chances, treatment options, they will bend over backwards on almost anything so truthfully nothing would get you fired in 5 minutes. It would have to go through Human Resources and even in the most egregious situations you would be put through a process and proper documentation that would take time. We had a guy no show for like 4 months and told them like 10 different times he was coming back and kept no showing before they finally fired him. The entire time they were willing to work with him. A guy on 3rd shift got one of the computers filled with viruses and destroyed/locked up from watching porn and other than saying dont go to porn sites not much was said. The only things that would truly get you fired with no 2nd chance because it is considered all inclusive and a safe space so if you did anything that was perceived to be sexual harassment, racist, or against LGBTQ they really dont fuck around on that stuff and you will lose your job. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton <cite>archizzy posted [p:983658169] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>I work for a state university and truthfully you can get away with a lot of shit and they will give you multiple chances, treatment options, they will bend over backwards on almost anything so truthfully nothing would get you fired in 5 minutes. It would have to go through Human Resources and even in the most egregious situations you would be put through a process and proper documentation that would take time. We had a guy no show for like 4 months and told them like 10 different times he was coming back and kept no showing before they finally fired him. The entire time they were willing to work with him. A guy on 3rd shift got one of the computers filled with viruses and destroyed/locked up from watching porn and other than saying dont go to porn sites not much was said. The only things that would truly get you fired with no 2nd chance because it is considered all inclusive and a safe space so if you did anything that was perceived to be sexual harassment, racist, or against LGBTQ they really dont fuck around on that stuff and you will lose your job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lizards 01/14/25 9:50:33 AM #7:	Mention starting a union --- Aerodynamic Trunks was here http://error1355.com/ce/Aerodynamic_Trunks.html <cite>Lizards posted [p:983658180] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Mention starting a union</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 01/14/25 9:51:10 AM #8:	Is there a reason you'd prefer to get fired rather than quit? Quitting would definitely be faster, and wouldn't look as bad for future employers. Or is this just for laughs? --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:983658187] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Is there a reason you'd prefer to get fired rather than quit? Quitting would definitely be faster, and wouldn't look as bad for future employers.Or is this just for laughs?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 01/14/25 9:51:44 AM #9:	Delete system32 --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/062sANy.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:983658191] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Delete system32</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 01/14/25 9:52:04 AM #10:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:983658193] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 01/14/25 9:52:49 AM #11:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... Is there a reason you'd prefer to get fired rather than quit? Quitting would definitely be faster, and wouldn't look as bad for future employers. Or is this just for laughs? Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:983658199] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Is there a reason you'd prefer to get fired rather than quit? Quitting would definitely be faster, and wouldn't look as bad for future employers.Or is this just for laughs?</quote>Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 01/14/25 9:57:40 AM #12:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union Tc said fastest way to be fired, not unalived. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:983658246] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote>Tc said fastest way to be fired, not unalived.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 01/14/25 9:58:08 AM #13:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union That would be a criminal offence here. <cite>Glob posted [p:983658252] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote>That would be a criminal offence here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 01/14/25 9:59:39 AM #14:	We had a librarian watch porn at work, with the computer screen visible for students. This was the third day on the job, and he was fired on that day. I imagine the first two days were getting him oriented to certain things, training and such. First actual day on the desk, and just gone. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:983658268] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>We had a librarian watch porn at work, with the computer screen visible for students.This was the third day on the job, and he was fired on that day.I imagine the first two days were getting him oriented to certain things, training and such. First actual day on the desk, and just gone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 01/14/25 10:00:26 AM #15:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:983658276] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/14/25 10:00:54 AM #16:	mystic_belmont posted... We had a librarian watch porn at work, with the computer screen visible for students. This was the third day on the job, and he was fired on that day. I imagine the first two days were getting him oriented to certain things, training and such. First actual day on the desk, and just gone. I'm amazed someone that mentally unwell was able to hide it enough to get hired as a librarian for a school. --- Up to no good searching for tomorrow Misunderstood when you're headed straight into the flames <cite>Error1355 posted [p:983658283] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>mystic_belmont posted... </cite><quote>We had a librarian watch porn at work, with the computer screen visible for students.This was the third day on the job, and he was fired on that day.I imagine the first two days were getting him oriented to certain things, training and such. First actual day on the desk, and just gone.</quote>I'm amazed someone that mentally unwell was able to hide it enough to get hired as a librarian for a school.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 01/14/25 10:02:06 AM #17:	Error1355 posted... I'm amazed someone that mentally unwell was able to hide it enough to get hired as a librarian for a school. Probably thought that getting a job close to children and showing them porn would be a good way to groom them. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:983658295] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>I'm amazed someone that mentally unwell was able to hide it enough to get hired as a librarian for a school.</quote>Probably thought that getting a job close to children and showing them porn would be a good way to groom them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 01/14/25 10:04:20 AM #18:	Send an email to the whole company telling the CEO to fuck off, or worse Edit: violates the swearing rule, but get creative --- 7800X3D - 7900 XTX - 32GB 6000 - 1440p Ultrawide <cite>bluezero posted [p:983658314] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Send an email to the whole company telling the CEO to fuck off, or worseEdit: violates the swearing rule, but get creative</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 01/14/25 10:14:49 AM #19:	Connect an unregistered laptop to a network port. <cite>tankboy posted [p:983658388] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Connect an unregistered laptop to a network port.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 01/14/25 10:16:20 AM #20:	Its actually really hard to get fired from a corporate job unless its their idea --- When Cameron Was in Egypt's Land <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:983658399] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Its actually really hard to get fired from a corporate job unless its their idea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 01/14/25 10:16:46 AM #21:	Pulling a Jeffrey Toobin on a call --- Buffalo Bills <cite>theAteam posted [p:983658403] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Pulling a Jeffrey Toobin on a call</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LuigiChalmersJr 01/14/25 10:17:39 AM #22:	Contact HR and ask them how strict their sexual harassment policy is and how many strikes you get. --- Los Angeles Clippers http://i.imgur.com/3dExqUh.jpg <cite>LuigiChalmersJr posted [p:983658411] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Contact HR and ask them how strict their sexual harassment policy is and how many strikes you get.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crayola555 01/14/25 10:18:03 AM #23:	Streak around the office --- 3DS FC: 0619-4850-3479 IGN: AlmaDelita <cite>crayola555 posted [p:983658413] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Streak around the office</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 01/14/25 10:18:44 AM #24:	GeminiDeus posted... Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard. Yep. Not eligible if you voluntarily leave. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:983658419] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard.</quote>Yep. Not eligible if you voluntarily leave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 01/14/25 10:18:53 AM #25:	GeminiDeus posted... Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard. Good question. I've always gotten a new job and then quit, so I wouldn't know. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:983658421] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>Can't you apply for unemployment if you get fired instead of quitting? That's what I've always heard.</quote>Good question. I've always gotten a new job and then quit, so I wouldn't know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 01/14/25 10:19:16 AM #26:	littlebro07 posted... Yep. Not eligible if you voluntarily leave. Aha. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:983658427] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite><quote>Yep. Not eligible if you voluntarily leave.</quote>Aha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 01/14/25 10:19:47 AM #27:	tankboy posted... Connect an unregistered laptop to a network port. This. Or start playing with a flipper zero or similar device at work. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:983658431] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>tankboy posted... </cite><quote>Connect an unregistered laptop to a network port.</quote>This. Or start playing with a flipper zero or similar device at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 01/14/25 10:34:00 AM #28:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... Good question. I've always gotten a new job and then quit, so I wouldn't know. I just looked up the qualifications for unemployment in my state and got these results from the official government site. To be eligible for benefits you must: (1) Be unemployed or working less than full-time (2) Have earned enough money to establish a valid claim (3) Be unemployed through no fault of your own (4) Be able to work, available for work, and looking for work So that does appear you can't quit but also can't get yourself fired intentionally. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:983658589] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Good question. I've always gotten a new job and then quit, so I wouldn't know.</quote>I just looked up the qualifications for unemployment in my state and got these results from the official government site.<quote>To be eligible for benefits you must:(1) Be unemployed or working less than full-time(2) Have earned enough money to establish a valid claim(3) Be unemployed through no fault of your own(4) Be able to work, available for work, and looking for work</quote>So that does appear you can't quit but also can't get yourself fired intentionally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OldNastyBastard 01/14/25 10:51:07 AM #29:	(3) Be unemployed through no fault of your own This is loose and varies depending on your most recent former employer. Some will fight the unemployment claim regardless of why you were terminated. Some don't give a shit at all. I worked for a company where the boss's daughter ended up taking over and fired all the attractive women because she was insecure. They would then fight every unemployment claim that came in with all their power. Glad to be gone from there. <cite>OldNastyBastard posted [p:983658797] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>(3) Be unemployed through no fault of your ownThis is loose and varies depending on your most recent former employer. Some will fight the unemployment claim regardless of why you were terminated. Some don't give a shit at all. I worked for a company where the boss's daughter ended up taking over and fired all the attractive women because she was insecure. They would then fight every unemployment claim that came in with all their power. Glad to be gone from there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 01/14/25 10:54:42 AM #30:	Maybe post something unprofessional on your social media either your company name and or logo on or in the background. Not sure how theyd find out though. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:983658831] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Maybe post something unprofessional on your social media either your company name and or logo on or in the background. Not sure how theyd find out though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kage_53 01/14/25 10:59:31 AM #31:	Access confidential information and give the data to competitors. <cite>kage_53 posted [p:983658891] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Access confidential information and give the data to competitors. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 01/14/25 11:03:01 AM #32:	Prismsblade posted... Maybe post something unprofessional on your social media either your company name and or logo on or in the background. Not sure how theyd find out though. Many years ago, one of my work friends got fired because he was partying at Mardi Gras when he said he was going to be out for his back (which truthfully was a legitimate reason). How did our employer find out? Facebook. Someone directed our employer to my friend's facebook page, where he had posted pictures of himself at Mardi Gras and swinging from a pole. I miss the guy and he was even supposed to have gotten the position of team lead. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:983658935] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Prismsblade posted... </cite><quote>Maybe post something unprofessional on your social media either your company name and or logo on or in the background. Not sure how theyd find out though.</quote>Many years ago, one of my work friends got fired because he was partying at Mardi Gras when he said he was going to be out for his back (which truthfully was a legitimate reason). How did our employer find out? Facebook. Someone directed our employer to my friend's facebook page, where he had posted pictures of himself at Mardi Gras and swinging from a pole. I miss the guy and he was even supposed to have gotten the position of team lead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 01/14/25 11:04:12 AM #33:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:983658950] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 01/14/25 11:05:28 AM #34:	A couple jobs ago, someone took a dump in the the bathroom, took a picture of it, and then posted it to Facebook with a caption saying "This is what it's like to work at this company." He was walked out of the building the same day. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:983658968] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>A couple jobs ago, someone took a dump in the the bathroom, took a picture of it, and then posted it to Facebook with a caption saying "This is what it's like to work at this company." He was walked out of the building the same day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpawnShadow 01/14/25 11:05:28 AM #35:	Re-enact "The Emperor's New Clothes" in your office, with yourself as the emperor. --- I don't want to live on this planet anymore. <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:983658969] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Re-enact "The Emperor's New Clothes" in your office, with yourself as the emperor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 01/14/25 11:05:49 AM #36:	kage_53 posted... Access confidential information and give the data to competitors. That sounds a bit slow. Goal is fired in 5 minutes. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:983658971] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>kage_53 posted... </cite><quote>Access confidential information and give the data to competitors.</quote>That sounds a bit slow. Goal is fired in 5 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/14/25 12:51:46 PM #37:	CableZL posted... A couple jobs ago, someone took a dump in the the bathroom, took a picture of it, and then posted it to Facebook with a caption saying "This is what it's like to work at this company." He was walked out of the building the same day. Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker as my most funny 'quit/fired' story. He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... Fuck. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again. --- Up to no good searching for tomorrow Misunderstood when you're headed straight into the flames <cite>Error1355 posted [p:983660268] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>CableZL posted... </cite><quote>A couple jobs ago, someone took a dump in the the bathroom, took a picture of it, and then posted it to Facebook with a caption saying "This is what it's like to work at this company." He was walked out of the building the same day.</quote>Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker as my most funny 'quit/fired' story.He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... Fuck. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 01/14/25 12:52:47 PM #38:	Error1355 posted... Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker. He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... f*. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again. The number of times I WANTED to do exactly that when I did ISP tech support --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:983660282] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker.He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... f*. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again.</quote>The number of times I WANTED to do exactly that when I did ISP tech support </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom_Joad 01/14/25 12:59:40 PM #39:	Poop on the top boss's desk while he's there. https://youtube.com/shorts/6sjsJU24KbE --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult <cite>Tom_Joad posted [p:983660349] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Poop on the top boss's desk while he's there.https://youtube.com/shorts/6sjsJU24KbE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfDevsman 01/14/25 1:03:24 PM #40:	Error1355 posted... Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker as my most funny 'quit/fired' story. He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... Fuck. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again. When my dad was a business owner, the SOP was to report to "the shop" in the morning (this was where all the trucks and equipment were stored, repaired and tinkered with) then ride in company trucks to the job site. So once you were there, you didn't have a way back until the day was done. Now, my dad was just about the worst boss you can imagine. He managed the business well on that end, but when it came to the workday, he was awful. He worked everyone far too hard and far too fast, and he yelled a lot. Hardly anyone ever worked for him more than a month or two. Only five--myself included--that I can think of, and of those, only two ever hit the one-year mark. Well, this one guy got so fed up with it--on his first day, no less--that he just walked off. With no car, no nothing, in the middle of who the hell even knows where. Just took off into the woods and was never seen again. My dad didn't want to leave him--I mean, hell, he was bad but even he had his limits--but he couldn't get him on the phone or anything. He had to leave a message that basically said "If you need a ride home, call me and I'll come pick you up." Maybe he called a friend, or just happened to live up the street or something. Nobody ever figured it out. Or maybe he's where the Bigfoot legend began. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ <cite>ReturnOfDevsman posted [p:983660386] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>Reminds me of the last time I saw one co-worker as my most funny 'quit/fired' story.He got a call, I suddenly hear him go "There is an AREA OUTAGE, I cannot fix this. We are working on it...... Fuck. You." and then he stood up and walked out of the building and I never heard about him again.</quote>When my dad was a business owner, the SOP was to report to "the shop" in the morning (this was where all the trucks and equipment were stored, repaired and tinkered with) then ride in company trucks to the job site. So once you were there, you didn't have a way back until the day was done.Now, my dad was just about the worst boss you can imagine. He managed the business well on that end, but when it came to the workday, he was awful. He worked everyone far too hard and far too fast, and he yelled a lot. Hardly anyone ever worked for him more than a month or two. Only five--myself included--that I can think of, and of those, only two ever hit the one-year mark.Well, this one guy got so fed up with it--on his first day, no less--that he just walked off. With no car, no nothing, in the middle of who the hell even knows where. Just took off into the woods and was never seen again. My dad didn't want to leave him--I mean, hell, he was bad but even he had his limits--but he couldn't get him on the phone or anything. He had to leave a message that basically said "If you need a ride home, call me and I'll come pick you up."Maybe he called a friend, or just happened to live up the street or something. Nobody ever figured it out. Or maybe he's where the Bigfoot legend began.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 01/14/25 1:07:49 PM #41:	ReturnOfDevsman posted... Maybe he called a friend, or just happened to live up the street or something. Nobody ever figured it out. Or maybe he's where the Bigfoot legend began. That explains why Bigfoot walks like a disgruntled employee --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:983660431] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>ReturnOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Maybe he called a friend, or just happened to live up the street or something. Nobody ever figured it out. Or maybe he's where the Bigfoot legend began.</quote>That explains why Bigfoot walks like a disgruntled employee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 01/14/25 1:10:46 PM #42:	No one has said steal yet? <cite>MrResetti posted [p:983660458] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>No one has said steal yet?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/14/25 1:13:07 PM #43:	A flagrant HIPAA violation will do that here We once had a guy use his cell phone to snap a pic of a wound photo that was in a patient's chart because he wanted to show his friend how cool it looked. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:983660496] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>A flagrant HIPAA violation will do that hereWe once had a guy use his cell phone to snap a pic of a wound photo that was in a patient's chart because he wanted to show his friend how cool it looked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/14/25 1:13:36 PM #44:	Jiek_Fafn posted... We once had a guy use his cell phone to snap a pic of a wound photo that was in a patient's chart because he wanted to show his friend how cool it looked. .......lol --- Up to no good searching for tomorrow Misunderstood when you're headed straight into the flames <cite>Error1355 posted [p:983660505] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>We once had a guy use his cell phone to snap a pic of a wound photo that was in a patient's chart because he wanted to show his friend how cool it looked.</quote>.......lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80 01/14/25 1:15:35 PM #45:	Ask ur boss for his wifes phone number and OF. --- For the Swarm!!!!! <cite>Zergrush80 posted [p:983660527] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Ask ur boss for his wifes phone number and OF.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 01/14/25 1:16:49 PM #46:	MrResetti posted... No one has said steal yet? That definitely takes longer than five minutes to get fired for. --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:983660540] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite><quote>No one has said steal yet?</quote>That definitely takes longer than five minutes to get fired for.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima_Fury 01/14/25 1:27:48 PM #47:	Lizards posted... Mention starting a union This or whistleblowing to the feds. <cite>Ultima_Fury posted [p:983660668] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Lizards posted... </cite><quote>Mention starting a union</quote>This or whistleblowing to the feds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 01/14/25 1:29:18 PM #48:	Guy I knew did a client presentation but forgot to close his porn from the night before. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:983660686] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Guy I knew did a client presentation but forgot to close his porn from the night before. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rai_Jin 01/14/25 1:30:24 PM #49:	is buying a sick PC violent? <cite>Rai_Jin posted [p:983660702] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>is buying a sick PC violent?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Voidgolem 01/14/25 1:31:21 PM #50:	Stock trading on the work computer I think is the only thing I've actually seen someone walked out for (with accompanying legal lecture and mandatory ethics course for everyone else afterward) Really just doing anything sketchy or dumb on a company asset --- Why not go all in? <cite>Voidgolem posted [p:983660708] in What's the... [t:80917715]...</cite> <quote>Stock trading on the work computer I think is the only thing I've actually seen someone walked out for (with accompanying legal lecture and mandatory ethics course for everyone else afterward)Really just doing anything sketchy or dumb on a company asset</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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