Board 8 > Think of a Pokemon before clicking this topic too

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You are now tasked with preparing and eating a meal made of this pokemon.

How do you cook it? Or do you eat it raw? What does it go well with? Is it tasty? Do you survive the experience? Assume you don't have to hunt and kill it, it's there in front of you.

Grass/Poison idk I probably die.

Maybe I just separate the Bulb from the saur and just eat the lizard meat and it's fine.

Bulbasaur Caesar Salad

Wait... Bulbacaesar salad?

I guess we're having Fried Hawlucha tonight

Gardevoir and uhh I dont think you can make a meal of that.

Quaxley, so it'll be pretty easy.

The things is, I don't cook. What I had in mind was to prepare it Peking-style, with crispy skin and tender, juicy meat. But I'm probably not skilled enough to pull that off.

swordz9 posted...

Gardevoir and uhh I dont think you can make a meal of that.

Large swaths of the internet have been feasting on Gardevoir since George W. Bushs first term in office, Im sure youll find a way

Pelipper.

Tasty tasty bird.

Slugma

It's already cooked! I guess I'd have to freeze it somehow and hope it tastes good crumbled as a spice. Or use it to cook something else

Mewtwo

....feeling like borderline cannibalism over here

Joltik.

Not much of a meal is it?

Maybe as a sort of deep fried appetizer with some hot sauce. Not much of a fan of the idea of eating a spider so this way whatever taste it has is gone.

Gorbyss for some reason.

Prep it like eel I guess.

Eelektross

sushi time

...I just put the Tatsugiri in my mouth.

Pecharunt again

I wonder if it tastes like it's Moochies

Dudunsparce

...eat it I guess?

Today I thought of my favorite, Dewott

Firstly, I'm gonna go crawl somewhere and die now. I'll get back to you later on how I'd kill and eat one.

...I wonder if Squirtle would work more as a drink rather than a dish.Or maybe a soup?

Tatsugiri might be the easiest answer possible.

GenesisSaga posted...

I'll get back to you later on how I'd kill and eat one.

You don't have to kill it, it's already lying on the kitchen counter

You could take the easy way out and just eat Dewott's scallop.

andylt posted...

Tatsugiri might be the easiest answer possible.

You don't have to kill it, it's already lying on the kitchen counter

mnk posted...

You could take the easy way out and just eat Dewott's scallop.

Ok sure let's go with that. Scallops are literally my favorite food, so I'd give the poor deceased baby a proper burial after taking its scalchops from its adorable cold fingers. Sautee those in butter with a little bit of freshly ground white peppercorns, pop them babies on a po boy bun drizzle it in mayo, garnish with scallions and call it a day.

RIP Dewott

I did Darmanitan all three times so I have now eaten Theman (probably just some kinda equivalent to a braised Orangutan meat stew) been hunted and killed by The man (obviously, because Darmanitan is fuckin nails) and caused it to cease to exist (Pokemon is now 25% worse as a franchise)

This sucks

Zubat, uh oh I think I might be about to start pokerus

Bewear

Bear meat is notably difficult to cook and is one of the most gamey big game meats out there.

Bewear is an interesting case because it has a lot of muscle fiber in its chest, biceps and assuredly legs that would be really hard to get through but beyond that seems relatively soft compared to real bear

Bewear backstrap on the grill with diced loin slow cooked in a stew

Umbreon

When this Pokmon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.

I might not be safe for human consumption!

Sylveon
Any way I look at it, this isn't good.

Leafeon

Well, you are getting meat and a vegetable.

But probably not very tasty.

In this string of Eeveelutions, I also thought of one.

Glaceon.

I'm crying.

Sherry_Tueli posted...

In this string of Eeveelutions, I also thought of one.

Glaceon.

I'm crying.

From the brain freeze?

Garchomp.

It's basically a shark, so fish and chips?

Also I didn't read the OP carefully so at first I thought the goal was to make a meal for the Pokemon, rather than out of the Pokemon.

DireKrow posted...

Also I didn't read the OP carefully so at first I thought the goal was to make a meal for the Pokemon, rather than out of the Pokemon.

Lol that's cute, I don't know what Garchomp would eat

DireKrow too pure for this harsh world

Applin

Um... I guess that would be quite edible.

Smoochum

......

....uhhhhh.... ground up the Smoochum to make Smoochum burgers. Yup. >.<

Magikarp, oven bake and baste with garlic butter.