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HighSeraph
08/21/24 2:38:30 PM
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https://random.country/

The country that gives you specifically, you're teleported randomly somewhere in the country.

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itcheyness
08/21/24 2:39:44 PM
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Malaysia is a reasonably civilized country, I could probably get back to the US easily enough.

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ssb_yunglink2
08/21/24 2:40:13 PM
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Somalia.

I think ill pass

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Ultima_Fury
08/21/24 2:41:22 PM
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Bolivia. Yeah, Im screwed.
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Azn_Psycho
08/21/24 2:41:39 PM
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Define "escape".

I took the money, rolled Saudi Arabia.

So if I am like escaping prison and such, I feel I might be screwed if I had committed a crime or something. If I just have to leave, I should be okay

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HighSeraph
08/21/24 2:42:20 PM
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Azn_Psycho posted...
Define "escape".
Just have to get outta the country

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Tropicalwood
08/21/24 2:43:11 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
Just have to get outta the country
Is everybody trying to kill me?

I got Mongolia btw. Would probably stick around for a bit if I'm not public enemy number one.

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Mistere_Man
08/21/24 2:44:03 PM
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Spain

The national food is paella.

Do I really want to Escape?

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HighSeraph
08/21/24 2:44:52 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Is everybody trying to kill me?
Nah, it's only as dangerous as the country normally is

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Jupiter
08/21/24 2:45:30 PM
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I voted no but decided to see what country I'd get anyway. I got Iran. I'm fine with not being teleported to the Middle East.

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NoxObscuras
08/21/24 2:46:47 PM
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Pass. That's pretty damn risky

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ATfire567
08/21/24 2:47:02 PM
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New Zealand, and back to my home country of Singapore. If I have my passport and wallet/phone, it should be easy enough.

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BrohammedAli
08/21/24 2:48:20 PM
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I have to escape Japan so I guess I book a flight?

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runewalshPSiv
08/21/24 2:49:17 PM
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Congo

Yeah I don't know about that

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GuerrillaSoldier
08/21/24 2:49:43 PM
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scandinavia? i don't know anything about it but it doesn't really sound so bad. can i visit the amusement parks and all that before i escape?


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Shotgunnova
08/21/24 2:50:47 PM
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I'll sit this one out, thanks.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/970bbfe0.jpg

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BuzzKilljoy
08/21/24 2:52:59 PM
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Morocco

Seems doable

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LeoRavus
08/21/24 2:53:11 PM
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Philippines

If it's just getting out of the country without being wanted for anything, I don't see a problem here.

TC should have made us wanted by the government or something so it would be difficult. If you don't have a passport on you, all you have to do is go to the US embassy and they'll hook you up.

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Foppe
08/21/24 2:54:32 PM
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Mauritius, where is that?
*googles*
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f132520.jpg
...an island...
What is the definition of escaping?
Cross the border and you get teleported home?
Are people hunting me?
Must I leave the territorial sea claim which is 22.2 Km?

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HighSeraph
08/21/24 2:54:33 PM
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I mean the location you appear in is random so sure it might be easy to escape Brazil if you land in Rio but you might also appear in the middle of the Amazon

Foppe posted...
Cross the border and you get teleported home?
The land border

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hmnut7
08/21/24 2:57:03 PM
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Saint Kitts and Nevis

I think it would be super easy to escape the island but I would need a boat or plane waiting for me

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ellis123
08/21/24 2:58:58 PM
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Trinidad?

Sure.

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MrFingers07
08/21/24 2:59:10 PM
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What do I have with me? I would imagine trying to get a flight from Qatar to the United States without my passport would be hella difficult. Granted to get the money all I need to do is head south to Saudi Arabia

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Lobinde
08/21/24 3:01:02 PM
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Voted yes, got Cameroon.

As far as I know it's one of the more relatively stable countries in Africa, so I think it'll be doable.

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HighSeraph
08/21/24 3:01:44 PM
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MrFingers07 posted...
What do I have with me?
Whatever you have on hand when you take the choice

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/21/24 3:01:56 PM
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Chances are pretty good I end up somewhere that wants me to leave anyway.

*rolls*

Zimbabwe. Ok. Not the best roll, but not the worst either. Looks like there are surprisingly decent airports there and a pretty decent number of registered cars, so I could hitchhike and then fly on outta there.

If anyone asks, I can say I'm from South Africa.

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Killmonger
08/21/24 3:03:39 PM
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Barbados. Sure.

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modena
08/21/24 3:04:33 PM
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Somoa? Wtf I can't make that swim lol.

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Ratchetrockon
08/21/24 3:06:30 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e01ec6f0.jpg

It'll cost around 1k dollars to escape. Worth it for the 500k

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jsweatisdead777
08/21/24 3:07:42 PM
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Solomon Islands.

No big deal, we have an embassy there now
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Mistere_Man
08/21/24 3:07:50 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e01ec6f0.jpg

It'll cost around 1k dollars to escape. Worth it for the 500k

You also get the benefit of saying you got to go to Togo.

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Ratchetrockon
08/21/24 3:09:10 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
You also get the benefit of saying you got to go to Togo.

True

Id def visit some places there before I leave I mean escape

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Lazy_Haar
08/21/24 3:09:28 PM
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I voted yes, got Argentina. From what I can tell, that's not a bad result; the worst scenario I see happening is that I might get robbed along the way if I get teleported to the wrong area, which, really, is no different than the US.
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Foppe
08/21/24 3:10:50 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e01ec6f0.jpg

It'll cost around 1k dollars to escape. Worth it for the 500k
Do you have that kind of money on you?
Without a passport?

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LeCh0nk
08/21/24 3:12:04 PM
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Lithuania. I think I'd be okay.

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__starsnostars
08/21/24 3:15:17 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Is everybody trying to kill me?

I got Mongolia btw. Would probably stick around for a bit if I'm not public enemy number one.

Mongolia is a large country and the vast majority of it is uninhabited. Chances are you would succumb to the elements before either reaching a border or civilization.

I got Bangladesh. I'm not sure how far English would get me there. Probably not worth the 500k reward.

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Bugmeat
08/21/24 3:17:07 PM
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Angola? Oof. It's on the United Nations list of "Least Developed Countries." At the very least, one would need several vaccinations before going to a place like this. Definitely not a place that I would want to be randomly teleported to without proper preparation time.


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Jupiter
08/21/24 3:18:36 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Chances are pretty good I end up somewhere that wants me to leave anyway.

*rolls*

Zimbabwe. Ok. Not the best roll, but not the worst either. Looks like there are surprisingly decent airports there and a pretty decent number of registered cars, so I could hitchhike and then fly on outta there.

If anyone asks, I can say I'm from South Africa.
Do you randomly carry enough money for a flight plus your passport on you? Actually, I'm not even sure your money would be good there.

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Payzmaykr
08/21/24 3:19:46 PM
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Ghana. Ive got pretty influential family friends there, so I would probably be fine. My brother has been before and says its great
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ReturnOfDevsman
08/21/24 3:20:36 PM
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Jupiter posted...
Do you randomly carry enough money for a flight plus your passport on you? Actually, I'm not even sure your money would be good there.
I assuming I get to prepare first.

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AgentCoulson
08/21/24 3:21:56 PM
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Chad

I mean sure I guess.

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NoxObscuras
08/21/24 3:25:03 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Philippines

If it's just getting out of the country without being wanted for anything, I don't see a problem here.

TC should have made us wanted by the government or something so it would be difficult. If you don't have a passport on you, all you have to do is go to the US embassy and they'll hook you up.
Well the risk is that not every result is going to be a safe country.

There are currently 21 countries that are deemed too unsafe to visit, period. Their travel advisory is "level 4: Do Not Go." And they're are another 24 countries that are under level 3 travel advisories, which is "Reconsider Travel." And some areas in those countries are also under level 4 advisories.

So almost a 25% chance that you end up in one of those countries with pretty dangerous circumstances.

And that's not even counting the dangers of what TC said about potentially appearing in the middle of nowhere in said country

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gu-gohan
08/21/24 3:26:26 PM
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Iraq.

Lol, no way.

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Kami_no_Kami
08/21/24 3:26:38 PM
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Grenada. I just book a flight. I dont understand this topic.

Most countries would be easy to get out of. The hardest would probably be big countries where you might get teleported far from civilization if youre unlucky.

Or North Korea I guess.
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PissedOffMonk
08/21/24 3:30:34 PM
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Same here. Ill probably try to figure out how to get safely escorted or kicked out just to expend less energy.

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Scardude
08/21/24 3:31:23 PM
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Italy? I can escape by car.

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Trumble
08/21/24 3:32:22 PM
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Cambodia. That's really gonna come down to where I end up in the country, not gonna risk it for $500k.

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El_Marsh
08/21/24 3:33:24 PM
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I went with the dough and...umm...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f9726969.jpg

Literally fucking ded

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