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Trumble
04/07/24 7:19:37 AM
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If you take the money, all living cows instantly transform into horses. It will also be impossible for either science or nature to create cows again.

Money is untaxed Canada dollars.

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HeWhoHasNoShadow
04/07/24 7:25:58 AM
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Removing cow's methane farts would be good for the environment


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party_animal07
04/07/24 7:27:26 AM
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HeWhoHasNoShadow posted...
Removing cow's methane farts would be good for the environment
True, but would you be willing to eat horses now that cows are gone?

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2Pacavelli
04/07/24 7:33:19 AM
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That would destroy our ecosystem and have so many unforseen consequences so no
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pretzelcoatl
04/07/24 7:45:39 AM
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could have sworn it said "crows", and i was scared of the implications
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angeleyes94
04/07/24 8:19:18 AM
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party_animal07 posted...

True, but would you be willing to eat horses now that cows are gone?


Horse meat is a delicious and is loved in France, in fact you've probably eaten horse meat at an outback steak house and weren't able to tell the difference.

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ANort
04/07/24 8:24:49 AM
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Imagine India's response if you did this lmao

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LeoRavus
04/07/24 8:48:08 AM
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2Pacavelli posted...
That would destroy our ecosystem and have so many unforseen consequences so no

Would it? Bison almost went extinct in North America and I don't think anything was destroyed. Maybe on levels that didn't really impact humans aside from no bison to hunt. Domestic cattle do nothing but harm to the environment.

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2Pacavelli
04/07/24 9:07:17 AM
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LeoRavus posted...
Would it? Bison almost went extinct in North America and I don't think anything was destroyed. Maybe on levels that didn't really impact humans aside from no bison to hunt. Domestic cattle do nothing but harm to the environment.

The methane they produce also fertilizes the Earth though and cows in general probably have more benefits that we don't even know about and haven't discovered yet.

We humans produce way more C02 as waste that should be eliminated to just have cows eliminated due to potential

These are some of the benefits that cows give us that we do know of. A very long list, who knows in what other ways they may benefit us too
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SiO4
04/07/24 10:48:18 AM
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I've probably seen a $10,000,000 horse. (($USD))

I've certainly seen some of the most expensive horse shit in the world. ~True story.

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weeb98
04/07/24 10:50:32 AM
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easy money... chickens however... i dont think i can live without them.
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Pororin
04/09/24 9:01:49 AM
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weeb98 posted...
easy money... chickens however... i dont think i can live without them.
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Ratchetrockon
04/09/24 9:08:21 AM
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Deal. I guess I'll start eating chicken more often

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Giant_Aspirin
04/09/24 9:32:02 AM
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win for me and a win for the cows.

weeb98 posted...
easy money... chickens however... i dont think i can live without them.

you definitely can

party_animal07 posted...
True, but would you be willing to eat horses now that cows are gone?

i imagine we would still apply selective outrage about which animals we slaughter for pleasure, so people would still object to eating horse.

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pikakaeru
04/09/24 9:32:33 AM
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not enough zeroes

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Rosstin316
04/09/24 9:34:36 AM
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So basically $10 million dollars but society crumbles?

Its not oh youll eat cows but not horses, its we cant seamlessly do the same thing with horses that we do with cows, so basically the sudden disappearance of hundreds of millions of cows and the sudden appearance of hundreds of millions of horses will pretty much destroy our way of life.

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radical_rhino
04/09/24 9:46:00 AM
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RIP dairy. Sayonara to milk, cheese, ice cream.

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bigblu89
04/09/24 9:53:33 AM
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Rosstin316 posted...
So basically $10 million dollars but society crumbles?

Its not oh youll eat cows but not horses, its we cant seamlessly do the same thing with horses that we do with cows, so basically the sudden disappearance of hundreds of millions of cows and the sudden appearance of hundreds of millions of horses will pretty much destroy our way of life.

This.

Seems like OP didn't really think of this beyond "we wouldn't have steak and hamburgers anymore"

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Dakimakura
04/09/24 9:58:36 AM
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Everyone should be vegan or vegetarian.

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Karovorak
04/09/24 10:12:57 AM
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Cows could be replaced.

Beef isn't the only meat to eat (and horse meat is great too, I eat it regulary)

And goat or sheep milk/cheese is a thing too (I don't eat it regulary, but whatever).

The problem is a sudden flip would be beyond chaotic.

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