Board 8 > What four games are on the Bad Video Games Mount Rushmore?

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lordjers
02/27/24 1:23:55 PM
#51:


lordjers posted...
Big Rigs
Bubsy 3D
Desert Bus
Superman 64

Actually let me change it to:

Big Rigs
Bubsy 3D
Desert Bus
Hong Kong 97

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KateMarsh
02/27/24 2:21:56 PM
#52:


DomaDragoon posted...
I've played E.T. on actual hardware. It's not a good game, but I've played worse on Atari.
I've heard a lot of people say the same thing, that it's still a bad game but far from the worst thing even on its own system. I still think that the crash being largely attributed to it, fair or not, gets it on the Rushmore.

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jcgamer107
02/27/24 2:27:04 PM
#53:


Zelda CDI
Sonic 06
Hong Kong 97
Crazy Bus

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Great_Paul
02/27/24 2:28:39 PM
#54:


CD-i Zelda Games
ET
Superman 64
Sonic 2006

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PunishedJeezy
02/27/24 4:54:39 PM
#55:


Custer's Revenge
Ride to Hell: Retribution
Superman 64
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

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MarkS2222222222
02/27/24 5:16:50 PM
#56:


Big Rigs
Superman 64
Sonic 2006
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero

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HaRRicH
02/27/24 5:46:14 PM
#57:


MarkS2222222222 posted...
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero

Thank you, I almost named this.

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pjbasis
02/27/24 5:52:38 PM
#58:


Is sonic 06 really that bad

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FL81
02/27/24 5:55:17 PM
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
E.T.
Superman 64
CD-i Zelda

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Leonhart4
02/27/24 6:30:36 PM
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Oh nobody wants to vote for Pokemon today huh

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KateMarsh
02/27/24 6:36:19 PM
#61:


Leonhart4 posted...
Oh nobody wants to vote for Pokemon today huh
I almost made Pokemon Black/White my personal pick.

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ZenOfThunder
02/27/24 6:38:12 PM
#62:


pjbasis posted...
Is sonic 06 really that bad

I played an unpatched ps3 version once for fun and it was one of the worst experiences I had consuming media maybe ever

the game just isnt finished and even if it was finished I dont think it would be good

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Leonhart4
02/27/24 7:29:16 PM
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The loading times alone make the game borderline intolerable and the game loads frequently too

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Janus5k
02/27/24 7:52:18 PM
#64:


Big Rigs
Superman 64
E.T.
Sonic 2006

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redrocket
02/27/24 8:05:16 PM
#65:


Big Rigs
Superman 64
E.T.
Sonic 2006

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SugarFlakes
02/27/24 8:17:07 PM
#66:


pjbasis posted...
Is sonic 06 really that bad
Yes. Yes it is.

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MacArrowny
02/27/24 8:18:59 PM
#67:


pjbasis posted...
Is sonic 06 really that bad
It's the real Sonic Adventure 3. Of course it's bad.

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Kenri
02/27/24 8:24:57 PM
#68:


Leonhart4 posted...
Oh nobody wants to vote for Pokemon today huh
Pokemon Dash kinda deserves to be here ngl

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hylianknight3
02/27/24 8:38:18 PM
#69:


Its amazing how many games people think are worse than literal rape simulator Custers Revenge.

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skulltrumpets
02/27/24 8:50:07 PM
#70:


ET
Custer's Revenge
Superman 64
Ride to Hell

I considered Sonic 06 and CDi Zeldas but I find them to be charming in their own weird ugly asf ways (well, sans Zelda's Adventure, but that's the one CDi Zelda that doesn't get mentioned)
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plasmabeam
02/27/24 9:32:19 PM
#71:


Superman 64
ET
Sonic 06
Lord of the Rings: Gollum

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Suprak_the_Stud
02/27/24 10:20:52 PM
#72:


Sonic 06
Big Rigs
Superman 64
HANA Spacetime Fantasy

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LeonhartFour
02/27/24 10:25:18 PM
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I feel like anyone who refers to Sonic 2006 as "charming" has only watched other people play it

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jcgamer107
02/27/24 10:40:40 PM
#74:


hylianknight3 posted...
Its amazing how many games people think are worse than literal rape simulator Custers Revenge.
Hong Kong 97 has a real photograph of a dead body

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hylianknight3
02/27/24 10:40:55 PM
#75:


Also why does Pikachu look like Avatar Aang in the second pic

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lordjers
02/27/24 10:53:14 PM
#76:


MarkS2222222222 posted...
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero

Good game.

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GANON1025
02/27/24 10:54:26 PM
#77:


E.T.
Big Rigs
Superman 64
Sonic 2006

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KamikazePotato
02/27/24 11:01:18 PM
#78:


The Rushmores are supposed to be fun things. Custer's Revenge feels too gross to vote for even in a Bad Game context, and its notoriety has largely been forgotten anyway.

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KateMarsh
02/27/24 11:12:09 PM
#79:


By that logic there are probably dozens of games we should be voting for over Big Rigs, which has virtually 0 offensive content. Even so, most people clearly aren't necessarily voting for what they think are the four worst games ever made, but four games that are infamous for their poor quality.

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AbsolutelyNoOne
02/27/24 11:36:11 PM
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Like probably many people who played it when it was not a new game (I played it in 2016? I think?) I played Sonic 2006 in hopes it was not as bad as people had told me.

It was not as bad as people told me it was. It was worse. I will find some defenses for nearly every Sonic game I have played but not that one. Fuck.

And I forgot about Hong Kong 97 completely. Part of me thinks Custer's might still be more tasteless than the game with a literal dead body picture in it. It would be close at least. I did briefly allude that it was the kind of game Nintendo did not want on their system so badly they made a publishing system specifically to avoid gross porn and shovelware like that thing.

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Pirateking2000
02/27/24 11:54:01 PM
#81:


pjbasis posted...
Is sonic 06 really that bad

Compared to the likes of Superman 64 and ET? No. As mentioned, a lot of it is likely tied to its infamy rather than being objectively the worst. It's still pretty bad however. Though I personally got some enjoyment out of certain things like some of the mach speed zones (that didn't break like the iblis level) and seeing how fast I could destroy Sonic while playing as Silver in his boss fight for shits and giggles.

06 also led to so much gold between memes, fun LPs, stupid shit in the game itself, real time fandub etc.

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hombad46
02/27/24 11:58:01 PM
#82:


Pirateking2000 posted...
mach speed zones (that didn't break like the iblis level)

That tornado's carrying a car!

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Fiop
02/27/24 11:58:30 PM
#83:


Big Rigs
Sonic 2006
Superman 64
Lunar Dragon Song

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Brayze_II
02/28/24 1:13:33 AM
#84:


ET
Sonic 06
Balan Wonderworld
Action 52

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Thorn
02/28/24 2:31:11 AM
#85:


Huh, I'm a little surprised my FFXIV 1.0 vote got no takers. Admittedly, I haven't played FFXIV but my understanding was that Square basically erased it from history and rebuilt the game with ARR as an apology.

Maybe it wasn't as objectively bad as the others mentioned here (in fact I'm almost positive it can't be) but that kind of response by the dev struck me as worth a shout.

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Wanglicious
02/28/24 4:56:29 AM
#86:


ET
Sonic 06
Superman 64

only 3 locks due to a mix of infamy and legacy. there's worse games out there sure but for standout games known for being bad games they kind of dominate the field. modern games are difficult to ever reach these levels because 1) there's so much crap out there that you can legitimately go "shitty game of the week" and never run out of content, even better if you scale it back to 6 months; 2) patches and re-launches exist to fix games drastically (Cyberpunk, FF14). but there's a few instances that do stand out despite that, usually because the game was so bad the studio died or, if they survived, they drastically altered direction. Warcraft 3's remake is a good example of the former, Umbrella Corps the latter. but the king of that i think has to go to:

SimCity

it killed Maxis, the company that made who knows how much off of The Sims.
it was the game that really started the whole "always online" bullshit and utterly bombed at doing it.
it was the biggest reason why EA became back to back winner of worst company in the world.
i don't think there's anything that remotely compares in the last two decades.

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WazzupGenius00
02/28/24 5:32:30 AM
#87:


Probably worth specifying that you mean the one from the 2010s

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Wanglicious
02/28/24 5:53:34 AM
#88:


good point. edited that in.

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KamikazePotato
02/28/24 5:54:57 AM
#89:


Thorn posted...
Huh, I'm a little surprised my FFXIV 1.0 vote got no takers. Admittedly, I haven't played FFXIV but my understanding was that Square basically erased it from history and rebuilt the game with ARR as an apology.

Maybe it wasn't as objectively bad as the others mentioned here (in fact I'm almost positive it can't be) but that kind of response by the dev struck me as worth a shout.
FF14 1.0 would make an extended list of mine, but I can't justify it over stuff like ET, Superman 64, and Sonic 2006.

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WazzupGenius00
02/28/24 6:45:49 AM
#90:


The main thing I remember about SimCity is Polygon being weirdly defensive about it

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KamikazePotato
02/28/24 7:01:54 AM
#91:


SimCity is an excellent choice if you're looking for a modern representative. That was a disastrous launch.

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hylianknight3
02/28/24 7:48:55 AM
#92:


hylianknight3 posted...
Superman 64
E.T.
Custers Revenge
Bomberman: Act Zero

Change Act Zero to Sonic 2006

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LiquidOshawott
02/28/24 7:55:09 AM
#93:


I am more surprised I am the only Shaq vote but then again maybe I just own the copy of it

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cyko
02/28/24 8:36:27 AM
#94:


ET
Shaq Fu
Superman 64
Big Rigs

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