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DrizztLink
02/16/24 7:16:37 PM
#51:


mustachedmystic posted...
Whatever. Who cares?
You're the one doing it, so you.

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Nok_Su_Kow
02/16/24 7:17:26 PM
#52:


If anything it created a science boom. Lmao @ people who believe this trash.
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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:17:59 PM
#53:


And, Vegy, while misogynistic, was a fun poster. He was a bright light when dere were so many chuds like Caution here.

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thronedfire2
02/16/24 7:18:36 PM
#54:


holy shit is this real? I knew religious schools taught the bible, I didn't know they had a whole fake history

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Smackems
02/16/24 7:19:33 PM
#55:


thronedfire2 posted...
holy shit is this real? I knew religious schools taught the bible, I didn't know they had a whole fake history
Oh yeah

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DrizztLink
02/16/24 7:19:57 PM
#56:


mustachedmystic posted...
And, Vegy, while misogynistic, was a fun poster. He was a bright light when dere were so many chuds like Caution here.
So you do care.

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thronedfire2
02/16/24 7:20:39 PM
#57:


Smackems posted...
Oh yeah

that section about 'modernism' is even worse.

what state do you live in?

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Smackems
02/16/24 7:20:59 PM
#58:


thronedfire2 posted...
that section about 'modernism' is even worse.

what state do you live in?
Mississippi

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:22:24 PM
#59:


DrizztLink posted...
You're the one doing it, so you.
i care enough to do it, not like it is a burden, or a hard job. Why do yall seem so offended dat I spell like dis? How is it any worse den da guy dat uses k in place of c?

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thronedfire2
02/16/24 7:27:10 PM
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I'm tempted to spend $45 for this book on amazon

seems like an interesting read

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pinky0926
02/16/24 7:29:03 PM
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That text is so offensive. Its one thing to peddle your dogma, another thing to pretend it's scientific.

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:33:22 PM
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Also, I think it is funny dat I detailed partially derailed a topic about Christian fundamentalism wit my Vegyspeak, as CE loves to shit on Christians almost as pitbull topics.

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Returning_CEmen
02/16/24 7:36:26 PM
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Interesting

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Smackems
02/16/24 7:37:20 PM
#64:


mustachedmystic posted...
Also, I think it is funny dat I detailed partially derailed a topic about Christian fundamentalism wit my Vegyspeak, as CE loves to shit on Christians almost as pitbull topics.
I don't shit on Christians. But I do shit on stupidity and indoctrination

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:43:18 PM
#65:


Smackems posted...
I don't shit on Christians. But I do shit on stupidity and indoctrination
I wasnt talking about any specific poster here, but some talk about Christians almost as if dey are bad as pedophiles. And fyi I am a lapsed Catholic, mainly because I was never was very spiritual, not because of my disgust wit da child sex scandal. plenty of Protestant ministers are pedophiles.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/16/24 7:45:42 PM
#66:


Torgo posted...
we can even observe it to some degree with fruit flies.
And elephants being born with smaller and smaller tusks because the ones with big tusks keep getting slaughtered for their ivory.

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:48:23 PM
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We can observe evolution in real time wit viruses. Take for example da evolution of COVID-19.

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DarkDoc
02/16/24 7:49:33 PM
#68:


Lol, Christians
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Smackems
02/16/24 7:53:06 PM
#69:


mustachedmystic posted...
I wasnt talking about any specific poster here, but some talk about Christians almost as if dey are bad as pedophiles. And fyi I am a lapsed Catholic, mainly because I was never was very spiritual, not because of my disgust wit da child sex scandal. plenty of Protestant ministers are pedophiles.
I'm all for people being religious. I encouraged it in my clients in my previous job

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C-zom
02/16/24 7:54:55 PM
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Homeschooling should be illegal and Christian Homeschooling should be considered child abuse.

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Smackems
02/16/24 7:55:53 PM
#71:


C-zom posted...
Homeschooling should be illegal and Christian Homeschooling should be considered child abuse.
Ehhh idk bout all that

But I know they definitely shouldn't be able to call something flat out false because they perceive it as conflicting with their doctrine

Homeschool I think is fine, but I would agree with taking religion out of it

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 7:56:56 PM
#72:


Smackems posted...
I'm all for people being religious. I encouraged it in my clients in my previous job
Cool. I always liked the basic teachings of Christianity, as I am basically a nice guy at heart. Too bad most vocal Christians seem to be anything but.

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Dark_Arbron
02/16/24 8:09:42 PM
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I went to a Catholic high school and we had both religion class (which wasnt even really about learning Bible verses but more about morality, and the subject was actually called Religious & Personal Formation) alongside human biology, where evolution was taught straight faced.

Then again this is in Australia. We dont have quite the same problem with Christian special interest groups as the US.

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thronedfire2
02/16/24 8:17:07 PM
#74:


Dark_Arbron posted...
I went to a Catholic high school and we had both religion class (which wasnt even really about learning Bible verses but more about morality, and the subject was actually called Religious & Personal Formation) alongside human biology, where evolution was taught straight faced.

Then again this is in Australia. We dont have quite the same problem with Christian special interest groups as the US.

I went to public school in the US and we still had a 'guidance' class in middle school that was basically just going through the Book of Virtues cartoon

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 8:43:17 PM
#75:


Dark_Arbron posted...
I went to a Catholic high school and we had both religion class (which wasnt even really about learning Bible verses but more about morality, and the subject was actually called Religious & Personal Formation) alongside human biology, where evolution was taught straight faced.

Then again this is in Australia. We dont have quite the same problem with Christian special interest groups as the US.
Most people think Catholicism is no different den da most backwards thinking Protestant sects. The Vatican has actual Scientists on der payroll. Dey run an observatory, for instance.

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EbonTitanium
02/16/24 8:59:54 PM
#76:


Dark_Arbron posted...
I went to a Catholic high school and we had both religion class (which wasnt even really about learning Bible verses but more about morality, and the subject was actually called Religious & Personal Formation) alongside human biology, where evolution was taught straight faced.

Then again this is in Australia. We dont have quite the same problem with Christian special interest groups as the US.
US Catholic here and yes, we were taught about evolution and a bunch of other science. Were even taught not to take everything in the Bible as fact.

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 9:04:56 PM
#77:


EbonTitanium posted...
US Catholic here and yes, we were taught about evolution and a bunch of other science. Were even taught not to take everything in the Bible as fact.
Yes, we were taught to think.


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Ricemills
02/16/24 9:13:05 PM
#78:


ai123 posted...
Catholics are fine with evolution these days.

Is this some extremist protestant thing?

American Christian thing.
They didn't do this elsewhere.

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 9:26:47 PM
#79:


Ricemills posted...
American Christian thing.
They didn't do this elsewhere.
American Protestant thing. Most American Catholics arent so unenlightened.

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Dungeater
02/16/24 9:41:41 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
American Protestant thing. Most American Catholics arent so unenlightened.
there are twice as many protestants in the us than there are catholics

for a lapsed catholic u sure seem to care a lot about the rep of a disgrace of a religion when it isnt even on the line

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mustachedmystic
02/16/24 9:49:16 PM
#81:


Dungeater posted...
there are twice as many protestants in the us than there are catholics

for a lapsed catholic u sure seem to care a lot about the rep of a disgrace of a religion when it isnt even on the line
I dont practice da religion, dat doesnt mean I have anything against it. If I ever find religion, it will be Catholicism.

Edit: What does population density have to do wit anything?

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DrizztLink
02/16/24 11:08:49 PM
#82:


Dungeater posted...
there are twice as many protestants in the us than there are catholics

for a lapsed catholic u sure seem to care a lot about the rep of a disgrace of a religion when it isnt even on the line
Plus it's exactly one (1) area where Catholics might be better.

Reproductive rights, though, they're absolutely fucking terrible and also at least partially to blame for HIV rates in the developing world.

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vycebrand2
02/16/24 11:18:34 PM
#83:


C_Pain posted...
Why can't God use evolution?
He did. See the bible is just a slice of time from the Israelites perspective. The creation story is static. Someone said this is what happened write this down. The idea of evolution wouldn't enter their brains because of what the books says and they wholly believe it.

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DarkDoc
02/17/24 6:35:23 AM
#84:


Ricemills posted...
American Christian thing.
They didn't do this elsewhere.

It's called being backed into a corner.
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DnDer
02/17/24 7:02:16 AM
#85:


thronedfire2 posted...
holy shit is this real? I knew religious schools taught the bible, I didn't know they had a whole fake history

They teach Moses was a founding father in a similar textbook.

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MirageOfRuins
02/17/24 7:07:20 AM
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I could barely read that without becoming infuriated by the stupidity.
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DnDer
02/17/24 7:10:47 AM
#87:


DarkDoc posted...
It's called being backed into a corner.

Maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but where have American Christians ever been backed into any corner?

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ROBANN_88
02/17/24 7:38:49 AM
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DnDer posted...
Maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but where have American Christians ever been backed into any corner?

To be fair, American Christians think phrases like "maybe gay people should have the right to exist" or "hey, look at that rainbow" to be an assault on christians, so will act as if backed into a corner

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mustachedmystic
02/17/24 7:43:29 AM
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DnDer posted...
They teach Moses was a founding father in a similar textbook.
But, according to der own teachings, Moses lived over 2000 years ago. How da hell do dey square dat wit da fact dat da US is less den 300 years old?

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Rotterdammerung
02/17/24 7:44:21 AM
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Youre doing the lords work, Smackems

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Smackems
02/17/24 9:15:23 AM
#91:


mustachedmystic posted...
But, according to der own teachings, Moses lived over 2000 years ago. How da hell do dey square dat wit da fact dat da US is less den 300 years old?
They don't

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mustachedmystic
02/17/24 9:19:52 AM
#92:


Smackems posted...
They don't
Dats a shame. Sometimes it is fun to hear idiots try to rationalize dere dumb beliefs.

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Damn_Underscore
02/17/24 9:28:42 AM
#93:


mustachedmystic posted...
Dats a shame. Sometimes it is fun to hear idiots try to rationalize dere dumb beliefs.

*deir

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mustachedmystic
02/17/24 9:35:49 AM
#94:


Damn_Underscore posted...
*deir
My bad.

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DarkDoc
02/17/24 6:07:11 PM
#95:


DnDer posted...
Maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but where have American Christians ever been backed into any corner?

Basically, you claim everything is the word of god. Then, when there's sufficient evidence so that you look like a dick for saying it, you revert to "it's not meant literally", or "yeah, we thought that too".

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Dark_Arbron
02/17/24 6:11:13 PM
#96:


DarkDoc posted...
Basically, you claim everything is the word of god. Then, when there's sufficient evidence so that you look like a dick for saying it, you revert to "it's not meant literally", or "yeah, we thought that too".

Ie they were against evolution, but now, if they wanna be taken seriously, they don't have any choice.

This. The Bible wasnt literal is a classic example of goalpost moving. Normally in debates and police interrogations, identifying major flaws in someones story is grounds to discredit it in its entirety, but for some reason religion gets a pass.

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wanderingshade
02/17/24 6:39:56 PM
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And then there's the large amount of Evangelical types that believe in either Biblical Innerrancy, Biblical Infallibility or both.

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Jabodie
02/17/24 7:03:40 PM
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The dogmatic teaching to have a literal interpretation of the Bible is a relatively modern phenomenon, ironically. As others have noted here, it's important to conservative Christian evangelical groups. To most groups of Christians in the world, it does not matter if you take Genesis as literal history and most typically don't.

Growing up in Southern Baptist type communities, it was very interesting to learn how my understanding of Christianity was limited to a pretty specific subset that emerged in the US less than 100 years ago. If the Christian community around me was not so radical, it could very well be that I wouldn't be an atheist today. But the vehement denial of obvious truths is likely permanently entangled with Christianity, and it would be very difficult to convince me of any afterlife.

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02/17/24 7:08:40 PM
#99:


wanderingshade posted...
And then there's the large amount of Evangelical types that believe in either Biblical Innerrancy, Biblical Infallibility or both.
These are both total clown shoes doctrines, unable even to be internally consistent, and also flatly contradicted by reality.

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Kradek
02/18/24 6:52:13 AM
#100:


Dark_Arbron posted...
Normally in debates and police interrogations, identifying major flaws in someones story is grounds to discredit it in its entirety, but for some reason religion gets a pass.

"Having faith" means looking at the bullshit and concluding, "sounds good to me, dawg".

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