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-Unowninator- 02/11/24 12:54:23 AM #1:	Would you sign a magic petition that'll force Trump to confess in court, but if it does not get a million signatures before next election, you become hypnotized into supporting him instead. - Results (57 votes) I would absolutely sign it 70.18% (40 votes) 40 No, not with the risk of being forced to support him. 19.3% (11 votes) 11 I support the asshole. Why would I want him to confess his crimes? 10.53% (6 votes) 6 Suppose there's a magic petition that, if it gets 1 million signatures, would magically force Trump to confess every crime he's committed in court. He'd be found guilty of everything he confesses to. However if the petition fails, everyone who signed it will become permanently hypnotized into supporting him. Unfortunately, nobody is allowed to know how many signatures it has until the deadline. Do you sign it? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:978775309] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote> Would you sign a magic petition that'll force Trump to confess in court, but if it does not get a million signatures before next election, you become hypnotized into supporting him instead. - Results (57 votes) I would absolutely sign it 70.18% (40 votes) 40 No, not with the risk of being forced to support him. 19.3% (11 votes) 11 I support the asshole. Why would I want him to confess his crimes? 10.53% (6 votes) 6 Show Voting Form Suppose there's a magic petition that, if it gets 1 million signatures, would magically force Trump to confess every crime he's committed in court. He'd be found guilty of everything he confesses to. However if the petition fails, everyone who signed it will become permanently hypnotized into supporting him. Unfortunately, nobody is allowed to know how many signatures it has until the deadline. Do you sign it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 02/11/24 12:56:05 AM #2:	i'd be surprised if that petition doesn't get a million sigs within an hour. --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:978775325] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>i'd be surprised if that petition doesn't get a million sigs within an hour. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EPR-radar 02/11/24 12:57:04 AM #3:	There's more than a million solid Trump haters in the country, so IMO it's a no brainer to sign it. Better odds than the fucking real-life election. --- "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984 <cite>EPR-radar posted [p:978775340] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>There's more than a million solid Trump haters in the country, so IMO it's a no brainer to sign it.Better odds than the fucking real-life election. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 02/11/24 12:57:19 AM #4:	Yeah, this is a sure thing. Easy yes. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:978775346] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, this is a sure thing. Easy yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 02/11/24 11:18:42 AM #5:	Guess I should've raised the number of signatures needed. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:978780247] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Guess I should've raised the number of signatures needed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 02/11/24 11:22:55 AM #6:	The people voting yes are overestimating how many people actually sign petitions. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:978780293] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>The people voting yes are overestimating how many people actually sign petitions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 02/11/24 11:27:59 AM #7:	idk, I'm tempted to say yes but I also know there are a lot of a-holes out there on the internet who would refuse to sign just to see me get screwed over. --- RS3: UltimaSuende https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:978780371] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>idk, I'm tempted to say yes but I also know there are a lot of a-holes out there on the internet who would refuse to sign just to see me get screwed over. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 02/11/24 11:30:28 AM #8:	How long is the deadline? Also Id volunteer to collect additional signatures --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:978780408] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>How long is the deadline? Also Id volunteer to collect additional signatures </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 02/11/24 11:30:30 AM #9:	Thatd get way more than a million signatures on the first day. Easy yes. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:978780409] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Thatd get way more than a million signatures on the first day. Easy yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 02/11/24 11:42:18 AM #10:	Getting a million people to agree to putting Trump in prison should be piss-easy so yeah, I'll take it. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:978780543] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Getting a million people to agree to putting Trump in prison should be piss-easy so yeah, I'll take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeesMcGees 02/11/24 11:45:29 AM #11:	The county that I live is blue enough that the whole state goes blue on elections and has over 5 million people. I think I'll be fine. <cite>VeesMcGees posted [p:978780591] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>The county that I live is blue enough that the whole state goes blue on elections and has over 5 million people. I think I'll be fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 02/11/24 12:12:03 PM #12:	Pitlord_Special posted... How long is the deadline? Also Id volunteer to collect additional signatures Until the next presidential election. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:978780937] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Pitlord_Special posted... </cite><quote>How long is the deadline? Also Id volunteer to collect additional signatures</quote>Until the next presidential election. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pokeweeb30 02/11/24 5:15:10 PM #13:	Heres the thing youre not considering: Trump could confess to everything and STILL win the election. Hell, he could even be in PRISON and win. --- Formerly known as maro_man aka lugi_lad. <cite>pokeweeb30 posted [p:978785665] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Heres the thing youre not considering:Trump could confess to everything and STILL win the election.Hell, he could even be in PRISON and win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 02/11/24 5:16:50 PM #14:	That petition would have nine billion signatures MINIMUM. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:978785701] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>That petition would have nine billion signatures MINIMUM.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 02/11/24 5:18:51 PM #15:	Dude had 87m people vote against him in 2020, I think finding 1m people who believe in a magic petition shouldn't be too hard in the nation that has the highest number of adults who believe angels are real. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:978785740] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Dude had 87m people vote against him in 2020, I think finding 1m people who believe in a magic petition shouldn't be too hard in the nation that has the highest number of adults who believe angels are real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 02/11/24 5:21:31 PM #16:	That's an easy yes --- Confirmed unbiased <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:978785787] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>That's an easy yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 02/11/24 5:24:16 PM #17:	Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 got 4.6 million signatures on change.org. A million for Trump to face justice would be a snap. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:978785838] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 got 4.6 million signatures on change.org.A million for Trump to face justice would be a snap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/11/24 5:26:38 PM #18:	Are we talking like a single actual physical petition? Because that might complicate things. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:978785873] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Are we talking like a single actual physical petition?Because that might complicate things. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 02/11/24 5:26:56 PM #19:	You could have said 50 million, and you'd still get all the signatures. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:978785879] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>You could have said 50 million, and you'd still get all the signatures. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 02/11/24 5:36:11 PM #20:	I don't believe there is a magic strong enough to get that bastard to tell the truth. --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:978785995] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>I don't believe there is a magic strong enough to get that bastard to tell the truth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 02/11/24 5:37:26 PM #21:	RetsuZaiZen posted... I don't believe there is a magic strong enough to get that bastard to tell the truth. And yet there's a magic strong enough to hypnotize me into supporting him? --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:978786017] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted... </cite><quote>I don't believe there is a magic strong enough to get that bastard to tell the truth.</quote>And yet there's a magic strong enough to hypnotize me into supporting him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 02/11/24 5:39:26 PM #22:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... And yet there's a magic strong enough to hypnotize me into supporting him? Yes. You're probably a decent person, so your will to beat this magic isn't probably too high. You likely don't care much either way. Trump is possibly the most delusional, egotistical person to have ever existed. He would die before admitting being wrong. His will would overpower any magic. --- Why do nerds always get caught up on the details? Michael Jordan is both the greatest and most overrated basketball player of all time. <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:978786053] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>And yet there's a magic strong enough to hypnotize me into supporting him?</quote>Yes. You're probably a decent person, so your will to beat this magic isn't probably too high. You likely don't care much either way. Trump is possibly the most delusional, egotistical person to have ever existed. He would die before admitting being wrong. His will would overpower any magic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hospy 02/11/24 6:09:18 PM #23:	Uh knowing when the deadline is would be pretty important <cite>Hospy posted [p:978786525] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Uh knowing when the deadline is would be pretty important</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 02/11/24 6:11:20 PM #24:	Hospy posted... Uh knowing when the deadline is would be pretty important I could've sworn I put it in the OP, but the next election. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:978786557] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>Hospy posted... </cite><quote>Uh knowing when the deadline is would be pretty important</quote>I could've sworn I put it in the OP, but the next election. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 02/11/24 6:12:40 PM #25:	This seems like it could have some weird monkey paw bullshit. To where Donnie confesses, but he's such a delusional insano that he actually believes all the lies he says. Lol --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:978786585] in Would you ... [t:80693727]...</cite> <quote>This seems like it could have some weird monkey paw bullshit. To where Donnie confesses, but he's such a delusional insano that he actually believes all the lies he says. Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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