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GunmaN1905
11/05/23 5:45:17 AM
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Alopecia universalis(AU), also known as alopecia areata universalis, is a medical condition involving the loss of all body hair, including eyebrows, eyelashes, chest hair, armpit hair, and pubic hair. It is the most severe form of alopecia areata. People with the disease are usually healthy and have no other symptoms and a normal life expectancy.

Basically, you lose every single hair on your body and it never grows again.
In return you get $2 million.
Drawing eyebrows, tattooing hair or having fake eyelashes is not allowed.
Wigs are also not allowed.
Hats allowed only in cold weather.
Sunglasses allowed only in bright sun.
No prescription glasses allowed. If you have bad vision, you get it fixed as a bonus.
Fully healthy otherwise.

What's it gonna be?
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reincarnator07
11/05/23 6:07:03 AM
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Only read half the question but would still take the money. My hair is going anyway, but you're telling me I can get $2m, fix my bad eyesight and don't have to maintain my soon to be bald head? Literally what's the downside? Guess not having eyebrows would be a bit strange but I'll adjust.

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PurpleOutsider
11/05/23 6:10:38 AM
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My eyebrows are blonde and you can barely see them anyway, so I could care less. Also, you forgot to mention wigs, so...

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GunmaN1905
11/05/23 6:11:18 AM
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PurpleOutsider posted...
Also, you forgot to mention wigs, so...

<.<
I knew I forgot something.

No wigs!
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PurpleOutsider
11/05/23 6:12:42 AM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
<.<
I knew I forgot something.

No wigs!
Nope. You forgot to include it. Deal's a deal.

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KnightofShikari
11/05/23 6:12:44 AM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
No prescription glasses allowed. If you have bad vision, you get it fixed as a bonus.
Fully healthy otherwise.
that's a lot of things that are being fixed. no more early onset arthritis, flat feet, bad eyes, bad knees, bad skin, tiny penis, bad shoulders, bad back, smooth brain, ADHD

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The_Korey
11/05/23 7:00:42 AM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
Drawing eyebrows, tattooing hair or having fake eyelashes is not allowed.
Wigs are also not allowed.
Hats allowed only in cold weather.
Sunglasses allowed only in bright sun.

You just had to ruin it with silly arbitrary rules...

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Philip027
11/05/23 7:44:41 AM
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What's the downside?

I hate having hair & having to deal with it, get it cut, etc. A permanent easy/free solution would be greatly welcomed.
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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/05/23 7:46:36 AM
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It would be nice to have my vision corrected as a side bonus, but without hats it will be difficult to protect my chrome dome from the sun.

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pegusus123456
11/05/23 7:47:27 AM
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GunmaN1905 posted...
No prescription glasses allowed. If you have bad vision, you get it fixed as a bonus.
I'd consider taking it just for this without the money tbh

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DeathVelvien
11/05/23 8:19:50 AM
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Look, I love my long hair

But $2m is $2m

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ironman2009
11/05/23 8:20:37 AM
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pnut027
11/05/23 8:21:19 AM
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Id rather keep my hair. I can make 2 million dollars.

I cant grow my hair back.

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Ricemills
11/05/23 8:39:18 AM
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Bezos has no hair and he's rich AF.
Coincidence? I think not.

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DarthAragorn
11/05/23 8:40:46 AM
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2 million and my eyes actually work? Fucking deal.

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Glob
11/05/23 8:48:14 AM
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I said no before reading the terms, and now its an even firmer no. The no hats unless cold weather rule is particularly stupid.
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YugiNoob
11/05/23 8:52:32 AM
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Damn I would've taken it for $1 million, let alone double that plus eye repair :o

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Rotterdammerung
11/05/23 8:56:55 AM
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That would be great.

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Zwijn
11/05/23 9:06:59 AM
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Im too vain for that, which is absolute bullshit and shallow.
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ArsGoetia
11/05/23 9:09:53 AM
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i would rather be dead than bald
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AnsestralRecall
11/05/23 9:14:42 AM
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Arbitrary after the fact rules ruin these topics every time.

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tripleh213
11/05/23 9:24:45 AM
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Give me the money

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