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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/21/23 11:27:08 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/3/AABgZDAAE3GD.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/4/AABgZDAAE3GE.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/5/AABgZDAAE3GF.jpg

His daughter should probably be investigated, whatever she did to him ravaged his mind.

Also why does he tweet like he's trying to write haiku?

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DementedDurian
09/21/23 11:29:26 AM
#2:


Sounds like what I have to deal with on the Pokemon boards.

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Dreepapult
09/21/23 11:30:50 AM
#3:


What's the deal?

Why does he hate a Muppet?

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Ruvan22
09/21/23 11:31:38 AM
#4:


How is Slimey a despiser of the peasanty? o.0
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IShall_Run_Amok
09/21/23 11:32:24 AM
#5:


Dreepapult posted...
What's the deal?

Why does he hate a Muppet?
Sesame Street educates children and that's good, conservatives absolutely loathe good things.

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Villain_S_Fiend
09/21/23 11:32:45 AM
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Have the Kermit voice jokes finally broken his brain?

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Avirosb
09/21/23 11:34:35 AM
#7:


Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Have the Kermit voice jokes finally broken his brain?
It's much worse than that

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/8/AAZ3HuAAE3GI.jpg

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TheHorus
09/21/23 11:35:22 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAde2jAAE3GL.jpg

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R_Jackal
09/21/23 11:36:15 AM
#9:


It's he really screaming to jail a fucking Muppet
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Voidgolem
09/21/23 11:36:29 AM
#10:


I can think of zero sane people that beef with children's television shows

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Dreepapult
09/21/23 11:39:33 AM
#11:


It looks like this is an edit combining muppet tweets with Peterson

I honestly couldn't tell for sure if it was real or not

He's been mad at some weird stuff in the past

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uwnim
09/21/23 11:41:30 AM
#12:


Yeah, this is edited. Like the go to hell one was directed at Justin Trudeau

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/21/23 11:42:26 AM
#13:


Dreepapult posted...
It looks like this is an edit combining muppet tweets with Peterson

I honestly couldn't tell for sure if it was real or not

He's been mad at some weird stuff in the past
We're all going to die one day, we might as well make fun of Jordan Peterson for something he didn't do but probably would have.

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MarcoRubio
09/21/23 11:43:10 AM
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I...don't get it...what's his problem? You know what, never mind I don't care to know.

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SwayM
09/21/23 11:43:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/6/AAB3ooAAE3GQ.png

Imagine actually believing this.

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CoyoteTheGreat
09/21/23 11:43:24 AM
#16:


uwnim posted...
Yeah, this is edited. Like the go to hell one was directed at Justin Trudeau

If he wasn't a full on psycho though, literally no one would fall for this kind of thing, lol.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/21/23 11:45:12 AM
#17:


i too would call for Cookie Monster's arrest if he gave me a teeny tiny cookie...

make a bigger one you cheap bastard! smh
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Nemu
09/21/23 11:47:29 AM
#18:


Is YOWOB an acronym for something?

Or is he
Typing
Like a
Moron for
No reason
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Euripides
09/21/23 11:50:12 AM
#19:


These are fake, but boy is he on a roll with his hate filled garbage

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Ruvan22
09/21/23 11:50:29 AM
#20:


Nemu posted...
Is YOWOB an acronym for something?

Or is he
Typing
Like a
Moron for
No reason

To quote someone else, "It is what it is"
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Prestoff
09/21/23 11:52:01 AM
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TheHorus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAde2jAAE3GL.jpg

This is the only JP I know of!

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McMarbles
09/21/23 12:25:30 PM
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Greatest philosopher of our generation, everyone. *rolls eyes*

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MC_BatCommander
09/21/23 12:27:29 PM
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He looks insane enough without editing the context of his tweets, wish folks wouldn't do that

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/21/23 12:39:19 PM
#24:


uwnim posted...
Yeah, this is edited. Like the go to hell one was directed at Justin Trudeau
Oh dangit :(

Sorry everyone.

(You gotta admit it was believable though)

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Ivynn
09/21/23 12:39:56 PM
#25:


Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
(You gotta admit it was believable though)

We live in clown world now. Satire is dead.

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