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09/20/23 12:04:23 PM
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pogo_rabid
09/20/23 1:02:31 PM
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When you go to brag about it everyone will be like "who the fuck is hitler??"

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lilORANG
09/20/23 1:04:50 PM
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What if you don't kill Hitler until he was already infamous?

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Questionmarktarius
09/20/23 1:05:16 PM
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Hoess or Himler would have eventually ended up on the same trajectory, possibly sooner.
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the_rowan
09/20/23 1:06:17 PM
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Presumably, the name would have continued to be used, so there would forever be that awkwardness when a Hitler campaigned for office in any nation, or a Hitler was brought in to manage in your company.

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pogo_rabid
09/20/23 1:08:25 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Presumably, the name would have continued to be used, so there would forever be that awkwardness when a Hitler campaigned for office in any nation, or a Hitler was brought in to manage in your company.
Imagine getting arrested by FBI Agent Hitler for hate crimes

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/0/AAd2inAAE27i.jpg

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LordFarquad1312
09/20/23 1:10:34 PM
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Are you speaking from experience, TC?

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Foppe
09/20/23 1:11:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AAA_aCAAE27k.jpg

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pogo_rabid
09/20/23 1:13:09 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Are you speaking from experience, TC?
Nobody will ever know the horrors General Nodens unleashed upon the world smh

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pogo_rabid
09/20/23 1:14:16 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AAA_aCAAE27k.jpg
Well it's unlikely I was the first person to think about it

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Nosferatu_Zodd
09/20/23 1:14:48 PM
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Is not killing Stalin, Mussolini, Mao, Pol Pot, etc while you're at it

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Smashingpmkns
09/20/23 1:15:41 PM
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I would kill baby Hitler and leave a page from a history book about the holocaust in his crib. Easy win. Unless we're playing by BttF rules which would be dumb.

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Darkraiomb
09/20/23 1:15:56 PM
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https://youtu.be/9a1Qb635sGc?t=6

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pogo_rabid
09/20/23 1:18:28 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I would kill baby Hitler and leave a page from a history book about the holocaust in his crib. Easy win. Unless we're playing by BttF rules which would be dumb.
How would you kill baby hitler? Would you do the pillow over the face? Put him in a pillow case and run him over with a BMW like 4 times? Bring a pitbull to his house?

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Foppe
09/20/23 1:19:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAA_aCAAE27u.jpg

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DocileOrangeCup
09/20/23 1:19:38 PM
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Definitely the pitbull option

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Dark_Arbron
09/20/23 1:19:53 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
How would you kill baby hitler? Would you do the pillow over the face? Put him in a pillow case and run him over with a BMW like 4 times? Bring a pitbull to his house?

"b-but only ignorant racist people think pit bulls are dangerous."

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Smashingpmkns
09/20/23 1:22:37 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
How would you kill baby hitler? Would you do the pillow over the face? Put him in a pillow case and run him over with a BMW like 4 times? Bring a pitbull to his house?
Could be wrong but iirc Hitler killed himself with a PPK so I gotta do that.

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Block_that_Kick
09/20/23 1:27:01 PM
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OoT Link feels your pain.

Guys, I saved you all from Ganondorf! Why am I still having to pay for my own beers in this town?

Bro, you dont do shit. Even Navi left your lyin ass.

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A_Good_Boy
09/20/23 1:30:31 PM
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The Time Police spend most of their time pursuing time criminals that acquire the ability to travel through time and invariably end up deciding to try and kill Hitler. Time law is time law, and if you control time you shouldn't do the crime. Stop killing Hitler please.

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KnightofShikari
09/20/23 1:32:27 PM
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hitler is out of the way. time will tell. sooner or later, time will tell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjMR_y26JEg

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Jagr_68
09/20/23 1:33:53 PM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/2/AAA_aCAAE27k.jpg

lol likely what would happen

If not Hitler, then Hartler, Smackler, Bradolph Pittler, etc.

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Turbam
09/20/23 1:38:17 PM
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https://imgur.com/BHcrvqY

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BTH_Phoenix
09/21/23 10:58:42 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
When you go to brag about it everyone will be like "who the f*** is hitler??"

that's why the time traveler stopped

he already took out 20 dudes worse than Hitler and got tired nobody appreciated it

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/21/23 11:02:05 AM
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I now have a movie idea called called Oops! I Went Back In Time and Killed The Wrong Hitler.

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R1masher
09/21/23 11:08:52 AM
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You obviously know nothing about how time travel works yet

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lolife67
09/21/23 11:24:14 AM
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The worst thing about going back in time to kill Hitler is that I'd be a black man in the early to mid 1900s.
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FortuneCookie
09/22/23 11:50:39 PM
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"But if I killed Hitler, I'd just be doing what Hitler did."
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-Unowninator-
09/22/23 11:59:39 PM
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https://youtu.be/5nD_t00PTQg?t=40

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Priere
09/23/23 12:10:23 AM
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Imagine going back to get hitler and you are greeted by the yellow card man

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Revelation34
09/23/23 10:34:17 AM
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Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/2/AAA_aCAAE27u.jpg


Nah he'd be sent to a mental hospital instead since they wouldn't be able to prove he killed a baby but the guy would think he did.

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