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MrMallard 09/17/23 10:20:35 PM #1:	Dealt* mb Like they wanted to differentiate themselves from the unhealthy fast food places and their hyper-colorful cartoon mascots like Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, so they went with a human interest story about a guy who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches. That guy ended up being one of the most prolific pedophiles of the century so far. Dude had terabytes of child porn - terabytes, in the late 00's and early 10's. They really put all their eggs in one basket, but the basket was made of like woven uranium threads and bat piss. <cite>MrMallard posted [p:976140061] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Dealt* mbLike they wanted to differentiate themselves from the unhealthy fast food places and their hyper-colorful cartoon mascots like Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, so they went with a human interest story about a guy who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches.That guy ended up being one of the most prolific pedophiles of the century so far. Dude had terabytes of child porn - terabytes, in the late 00's and early 10's.They really put all their eggs in one basket, but the basket was made of like woven uranium threads and bat piss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/17/23 10:26:21 PM #3:	It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open. I can only imagine what would happen if, say, Charles Marinet had some very dirty laundry come to light. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:976140173] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open.I can only imagine what would happen if, say, Charles Marinet had some very dirty laundry come to light. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 09/17/23 10:27:57 PM #4:	They held on to Jared for far too long. Even if he had been a model oustanding citizen Subway kept him long past the point of annoyance. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976140204] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>They held on to Jared for far too long. Even if he had been a model oustanding citizen Subway kept him long past the point of annoyance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolguyjimmy 09/17/23 10:28:45 PM #5:	Isn't Subway's mascot an anthropomorphic Submarine sandwich? <cite>coolguyjimmy posted [p:976140221] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Isn't Subway's mascot an anthropomorphic Submarine sandwich?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/17/23 10:29:34 PM #6:	coolguyjimmy posted... Isn't Subway's mascot an anthropomorphic Submarine sandwich? yes. --- beware of bomberman (fall guys) <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:976140241] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>coolguyjimmy posted...</cite><quote>Isn't Subway's mascot an anthropomorphic Submarine sandwich?</quote>yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 09/17/23 10:30:59 PM #7:	kingdrake2 posted... yes. Huh. Subway doesn't have a mascot in Australia, it was Fogle and then nothing. The commercials just focus on the food and the green and gold colour scheme. <cite>MrMallard posted [p:976140271] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite><quote>yes.</quote>Huh. Subway doesn't have a mascot in Australia, it was Fogle and then nothing.The commercials just focus on the food and the green and gold colour scheme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 09/17/23 10:31:26 PM #8:	No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:976140280] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Saxon 09/17/23 10:31:46 PM #9:	It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children. <cite>Saxon posted [p:976140289] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/17/23 10:33:12 PM #10:	MrMallard posted... nothing. i remember now. the meat slicer is the current mascot. others say it's not. but going to go along with it. --- beware of bomberman (fall guys) <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:976140314] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted...</cite><quote>nothing.</quote>i remember now. the meat slicer is the current mascot.others say it's not. but going to go along with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 09/17/23 10:33:21 PM #11:	just so you know subway was aware of jared and his activities --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:976140321] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>just so you know subway was aware of jared and his activities </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nasty_Nitro 09/17/23 10:34:42 PM #13:	Saxon posted... It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children. aint no way hes in Genpop bruv. --- OG status Triple OG Status pipedown yung bol Im Neo Im Leo Im Desiax Clark <cite>Nasty_Nitro posted [p:976140345] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Saxon posted... </cite><quote>It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children.</quote>aint no way hes in Genpop bruv. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 09/17/23 10:35:36 PM #14:	bigtiggie23 posted... No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example. Real ones remember the Spongmonkeys before they were in Quiznos ads. That may have been the first internet meme to be capitalized on. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976140363] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example.</quote>Real ones remember the Spongmonkeys before they were in Quiznos ads.That may have been the first internet meme to be capitalized on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 09/17/23 10:36:13 PM #15:	I remember when Subway used to be a good national sub chain. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:976140371] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>I remember when Subway used to be a good national sub chain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Saxon 09/17/23 10:37:10 PM #16:	Anybody know when Jared is up for parole? <cite>Saxon posted [p:976140389] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Anybody know when Jared is up for parole?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Inohira 09/17/23 10:38:18 PM #17:	Saxon posted... It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children. He was beaten bloody in prison, but oddly the offender's family says the attack was out of jealousy for the special treatment Fogle was getting rather than his actual crime. --- 1 line break(s), 121 characters allowed <cite>Inohira posted [p:976140405] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Saxon posted...</cite><quote>It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children.</quote>He was beaten bloody in prison, but oddly the offender's family says the attack was out of jealousy for the special treatment Fogle was getting rather than his actual crime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 09/17/23 10:52:43 PM #18:	Saxon posted... Anybody know when Jared is up for parole? March of 2029 is the earliest he can get out. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:976140663] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Saxon posted... </cite><quote>Anybody know when Jared is up for parole?</quote>March of 2029 is the earliest he can get out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/17/23 10:53:05 PM #19:	Saxon posted... Anybody know when Jared is up for parole? Hopefully never. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:976140668] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Saxon posted... </cite><quote>Anybody know when Jared is up for parole?</quote>Hopefully never. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amakusa 09/17/23 10:54:42 PM #20:	Solar_Crimson posted... It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open. Like the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy turned into "Dude, you're getting arrested!" --- I will rule the world, and find that truly good cup of coffee. <cite>Amakusa posted [p:976140698] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open.</quote>Like the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy turned into "Dude, you're getting arrested!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/17/23 10:54:50 PM #21:	They also got sued by Godzilla's owners for the giant dinosaur in the Five Dollar Foot Long commercial. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:976140701] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>They also got sued by Godzilla's owners for the giant dinosaur in the Five Dollar Foot Long commercial.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itcheyness 09/17/23 10:56:28 PM #22:	Amakusa posted... Like the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy turned into "Dude, you're getting arrested!" Eh, getting pinched for marijuana possession is a bit different than the terabytes of child porn Jared had... --- Seattle Sounders 10-8-6 36pts 261 Refugee <cite>itcheyness posted [p:976140727] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Amakusa posted... </cite><quote>Like the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy turned into "Dude, you're getting arrested!"</quote>Eh, getting pinched for marijuana possession is a bit different than the terabytes of child porn Jared had... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Saxon 09/17/23 10:56:58 PM #23:	At the very least Jared is having to pay for protection because there is nowhere safe in prison he can hide. As long as he pays for everyone's commissary, they'll allow him to keep breathing. Jared can easily afford it....Subway made him a multi-millionaire several times over and I'm sure he can't wait to get back to whatever is left of his bank account come 2029. <cite>Saxon posted [p:976140737] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>At the very least Jared is having to pay for protection because there is nowhere safe in prison he can hide. As long as he pays for everyone's commissary, they'll allow him to keep breathing.Jared can easily afford it....Subway made him a multi-millionaire several times over and I'm sure he can't wait to get back to whatever is left of his bank account come 2029.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hooty_blowfish 09/17/23 10:57:55 PM #24:	Reminds me of this Aunty Donna sketch lol https://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI?si=1x6A9cCKNYj2fT0m <cite>hooty_blowfish posted [p:976140748] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of this Aunty Donna sketch lolhttps://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI?si=1x6A9cCKNYj2fT0m</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 09/17/23 10:58:57 PM #25:	Solar_Crimson posted... It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open. The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:976140759] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>It really does go to show that you never know who anyone truly is until their closet gets busted open.</quote>The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 09/17/23 11:01:21 PM #26:	https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up/ Fogle, now 44, was lambasted in 2015 when a Post cover infamously declared: Enjoy a foot long in jail. I laughed. --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:976140794] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/subway-jared-fogle-speaks-from-prison-i-royally-screwed-up/Fogle, now 44, was lambasted in 2015 when a Post cover infamously declared: Enjoy a foot long in jail.I laughed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HudGard 09/17/23 11:03:58 PM #27:	I was rewatching Super Size Me and totally forgot about this scene in that. https://youtu.be/TqBuvMNCG74?si=RWb82gm_xm9NUn8R Basically Jared doing a speech at a junior high followed by a meet and greet with kids who see him as a huge inspiration. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>HudGard posted [p:976140838] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>I was rewatching Super Size Me and totally forgot about this scene in that.https://youtu.be/TqBuvMNCG74?si=RWb82gm_xm9NUn8RBasically Jared doing a speech at a junior high followed by a meet and greet with kids who see him as a huge inspiration. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 09/17/23 11:42:47 PM #28:	Hes in federal prison which is why hes doing okay. In a state prison lots more would happen to him. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:976141476] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Hes in federal prison which is why hes doing okay. In a state prison lots more would happen to him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 09/17/23 11:45:23 PM #29:	ForsakenHermit posted... They held on to Jared for far too long. Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:976141506] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>ForsakenHermit posted... </cite><quote>They held on to Jared for far too long. </quote>Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
invertedlegdrop 09/17/23 11:50:04 PM #30:	Yeah Subway is just awful, I like others remember in the 90s when it was worth going too... If you guys ever go down the well look up the shady ** Quiznos to its franchisees, if you ever wondered what ruined them it was the borderline extortion they pulled... --- Political correctness is the fascism of the 90s-Roger Ebert I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic *** hatreds-George Carlin <cite>invertedlegdrop posted [p:976141571] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Yeah Subway is just awful, I like others remember in the 90s when it was worth going too...If you guys ever go down the well look up the shady ** Quiznos to its franchisees, if you ever wondered what ruined them it was the borderline extortion they pulled... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vycebrand2 09/17/23 11:58:12 PM #31:	Kajagogo posted... The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. That's interesting. I met alot of people in my 50 years. I think just maybe 1. There was this guy I knew who got busted selling guns while on parole. He was in prison for killing someone. It wasnt too long because he had a teenage son. I think he got 18 months more. I saw him later. Seemed like a alright dude but leaned a bit on the conspiracy nut side --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- <cite>vycebrand2 posted [p:976141691] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Kajagogo posted... </cite><quote>The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.</quote>That's interesting. I met alot of people in my 50 years. I think just maybe 1. There was this guy I knew who got busted selling guns while on parole. He was in prison for killing someone. It wasnt too long because he had a teenage son. I think he got 18 months more. I saw him later. Seemed like a alright dude but leaned a bit on the conspiracy nut side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ubergeneral3 09/18/23 3:19:47 AM #32:	bigtiggie23 posted... No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example. no the sponge monkeys are the best mascots --- Guillotine/Gulag 2020. You didn't vote Bernie now pay the price. Eat the Rich <cite>Ubergeneral3 posted [p:976143595] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example.</quote>no the sponge monkeys are the best mascots </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 09/18/23 3:43:46 AM #33:	bigtiggie23 posted... No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example. But they love the subs because they are good to them. hooty_blowfish posted... Reminds me of this Aunty Donna sketch lol https://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI?si=1x6A9cCKNYj2fT0m Lol that was pretty funny. It was an especially nice touch that the solution for making consumers "forget" they paid Fogle 10m for his services was a cookie, the antithesis of what Fogle was used for, which was weight-loss via subs. Nobody's ever associated a cookie with weight-loss, therefore cookie = no Fogle. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:976143780] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>bigtiggie23 posted... </cite><quote>No sandwich shop has ever had a decent mascot. See Quizno's for example.</quote>But they love the subs because they are good to them.hooty_blowfish posted... </cite><quote>Reminds me of this Aunty Donna sketch lolhttps://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI?si=1x6A9cCKNYj2fT0m</quote>Lol that was pretty funny. It was an especially nice touch that the solution for making consumers "forget" they paid Fogle 10m for his services was a cookie, the antithesis of what Fogle was used for, which was weight-loss via subs. Nobody's ever associated a cookie with weight-loss, therefore cookie = no Fogle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 09/18/23 5:03:10 AM #34:	Chicken posted... Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month Wait, what happened with Ronald? --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:976144218] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month</quote>Wait, what happened with Ronald? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/18/23 5:20:23 AM #35:	Chicken posted... Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month They still have Ronald McDonald houses for children that have cancer and shit tho --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:976144328] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite><quote>Theres a reason you dont see Ronald anymore the best they could do is drag Grimmace out of cold storage for a month</quote>They still have Ronald McDonald houses for children that have cancer and shit tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 09/18/23 6:42:30 AM #36:	Saxon posted... It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children. Not really. Least where I work they put them together. Not everyone in thr dorm will be child molesters but it's enough they outnumber the others. And some of them ain't no joke. Got several that are former military combat vets. But it's mostly a power in numbers thing. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:976144885] in Subway rea... [t:80569379]...</cite> <quote>Saxon posted... </cite><quote>It's amazing how Jared from Subway has survived in prison this long when the other inmates know what he did to innocent children.</quote>Not really. Least where I work they put them together. Not everyone in thr dorm will be child molesters but it's enough they outnumber the others. And some of them ain't no joke. Got several that are former military combat vets. But it's mostly a power in numbers thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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