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TopicSubway really got death the worst hand with their mascot
MrMallard
09/17/23 10:20:35 PM
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Like they wanted to differentiate themselves from the unhealthy fast food places and their hyper-colorful cartoon mascots like Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, so they went with a human interest story about a guy who lost like 200 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches.

That guy ended up being one of the most prolific pedophiles of the century so far. Dude had terabytes of child porn - terabytes, in the late 00's and early 10's.

They really put all their eggs in one basket, but the basket was made of like woven uranium threads and bat piss.
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