Current Events > Ron Desantis is A DEMON and the land of FLORIDA has been CURSED BY YAHWEH

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08/08/23 8:03:41 PM
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Garabandal
08/08/23 8:22:17 PM
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%205%3A20-27&version=KJV

20 But Gehazi, the servant of Elisha the man of God, said, Behold, my master hath spared Naaman this Syrian, in not receiving at his hands that which he brought: but, as the Lord liveth, I will run after him, and take somewhat of him.
21 So Gehazi followed after Naaman. And when Naaman saw him running after him, he lighted down from the chariot to meet him, and said, Is all well?
22 And he said, All is well. My master hath sent me, saying, Behold, even now there be come to me from mount Ephraim two young men of the sons of the prophets: give them, I pray thee, a talent of silver, and two changes of garments.
23 And Naaman said, Be content, take two talents. And he urged him, and bound two talents of silver in two bags, with two changes of garments, and laid them upon two of his servants; and they bare them before him.
24 And when he came to the tower, he took them from their hand, and bestowed them in the house: and he let the men go, and they departed.
25 But he went in, and stood before his master. And Elisha said unto him, Whence comest thou, Gehazi? And he said, Thy servant went no whither.
26 And he said unto him, Went not mine heart with thee, when the man turned again from his chariot to meet thee? Is it a time to receive money, and to receive garments, and oliveyards, and vineyards, and sheep, and oxen, and menservants, and maidservants?
27 The leprosy therefore of Naaman shall cleave unto thee, and unto thy seed for ever. And he went out from his presence a leper as white as snow.

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/06/1192388382/whats-behind-the-increase-in-leprosy-cases-in-florida

Since DeSantis (a.k.a. DeSatan a.k.a. Demonsantis) Florida is seeing a resurgence in cases of leprosy. Could DeSantis be a descendant of Gehazi?

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Ar0ge
08/08/23 8:23:54 PM
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Perhaps the closest thing to a demon if demons were real.
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DarkBuster22904
08/08/23 8:26:17 PM
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I mean. I don't want to get technical, but...

the book of Revelations declares that the antichrist will arise as a popular, wealthy politician, pose as a believer of christ to sucker people in, "enslave" them (read: strip away rights), turn their faith to cruelty, and his followers will have the mark of the beast emblazoned in red on their foreheads.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/6/AAOdzqAAEvJW.jpg

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Torgo
08/08/23 8:28:32 PM
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No such thing as demons.

Ron Desantis is an opportunistic fascist and terrible human being. He's willing to toss marginalized groups to the fanatical far right whether he believes all the insane conspiracies and narratives or not.

Don't diminish the viciousness and shallow lust for power that humans are capable of, this is just a shitty human being that rose to power by pandering to the worst people.

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Garabandal
08/08/23 8:56:15 PM
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Torgo posted...
No such thing as demons.

Ron Desantis is an opportunistic fascist and terrible human being. He's willing to toss marginalized groups to the fanatical far right whether he believes all the insane conspiracies and narratives or not.

Don't diminish the viciousness and shallow lust for power that humans are capable of, this is just a shitty human being that rose to power by pandering to the worst people.
If he's not a demon, then he's definitely a descendant of Gehazi from the Bible. No other explanation for how leprosy made a comeback in Florida during his reign of terror.

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DementedDurian
08/08/23 9:10:45 PM
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Torgo posted...
No such thing as demons.

I lost my virtue to one.

Specifically, a succubus.


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Tyranthraxus
08/08/23 9:13:15 PM
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Garabandal posted...
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Kings%205%3A20-27&version=KJV

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/06/1192388382/whats-behind-the-increase-in-leprosy-cases-in-florida

Since DeSantis (a.k.a. DeSatan a.k.a. Demonsantis) Florida is seeing a resurgence in cases of leprosy. Could DeSantis be a descendant of Gehazi?

So basically what you're saying is that due to a typo we investigated the wrong Ben?

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Raikuro
08/08/23 9:16:36 PM
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If god was real then voting republican would be a test that they fail constantly
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GrandConjuraton
08/08/23 9:17:32 PM
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Absolutely. He certainly isn't a man of God.

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Carljank
08/08/23 9:18:25 PM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
I mean. I don't want to get technical, but...

the book of Revelations declares that the antichrist will arise as a popular, wealthy politician, pose as a believer of christ to sucker people in, "enslave" them (read: strip away rights), turn their faith to cruelty, and his followers will have the mark of the beast emblazoned in red on their foreheads.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/6/AAOdzqAAEvJW.jpg

True but it also says there will be many Anti-Christs in the end. Putin and DeSantis fit well too.

Elon also talks about transhumanism and having an implant in the forehead.

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GranQroppoop
08/08/23 9:19:04 PM
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We have treatments for Hansen's Disease.

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Kazer
08/08/23 10:15:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg

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Garabandal
08/09/23 9:08:59 AM
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Ron DeSantis did evil in the eyes of the Lord.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/09/23 9:10:54 AM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
I mean. I don't want to get technical, but...

the book of Revelations declares that the antichrist will arise as a popular, wealthy politician, pose as a believer of christ to sucker people in, "enslave" them (read: strip away rights), turn their faith to cruelty, and his followers will have the mark of the beast emblazoned in red on their foreheads.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/6/AAOdzqAAEvJW.jpg
I was always under the impression that the anti-christ would unite all peoples and cause a resurgence of Christianity.

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Heineken14
08/09/23 9:15:07 AM
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Torgo posted...
No such thing as demons.

Ron Desantis is an opportunistic fascist and terrible human being. He's willing to toss marginalized groups to the fanatical far right whether he believes all the insane conspiracies and narratives or not.

Don't diminish the viciousness and shallow lust for power that humans are capable of, this is just a shitty human being that rose to power by pandering to the worst people.


This. Pinning right wing awfulness on the supernatural is a cop out to just how shitty these scumbags are.

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Garabandal
08/09/23 12:52:59 PM
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To curse you with the curses of the Old Testament

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Xatrion
08/09/23 12:55:30 PM
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Garabandal posted...
Ron DeSantis did evil in the eyes of the Lord.

But it's ok, because he has an R next to his name. Or he asked for forgiveness. Or some other mental gymnastics goppers and cultists are so fond of.

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Strider102
08/09/23 1:12:48 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/7/AAPNOcAAEvQj.jpg

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The_Wheelman1
08/09/23 1:15:08 PM
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He is living proof that demons exists.

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Garabandal
08/09/23 4:17:52 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AAfY4qAAEvSZ.jpg

Look at that face, that is a demon face. THAT'S A FREAKIN DEMON

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/09/23 4:20:35 PM
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When he goes, lets hope he goes to the Japanese Hell instead of the western one.


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Kradek
08/09/23 4:21:10 PM
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There's apparently footage of DeSantis waiting to walk out for a speaking event, and seemingly pulls his face down and stretches it, puts on a big smile, then walks out.

Demon or alien, dude is actively acting like what he thinks a normal human being presents themselves as.

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Kami_no_Kami
08/09/23 4:22:16 PM
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Wheres Yes, and demons arent real?
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FlyEaglesFly24
08/09/23 5:23:30 PM
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Someone in Florida won the mega millions so.

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Sir_Specter
08/09/23 5:32:25 PM
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Torgo posted...


Don't diminish the viciousness and shallow lust for power that humans are capable of, this is just a shitty human being that rose to power by pandering to the worst people.
This. This isn't even the first time a republican governor has unleashed a plague. Mike Pence deliberately let AIDS run wild in Indiana and every governor, including the democrats, have consistently lied about covid risks for like a year now.

EDIT: And, ya know, Reagan deliberately let AIDS run wild across the entire country. Republicans and plagues are an iconic combo
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Garabandal
08/09/23 8:39:54 PM
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Sir_Specter posted...
This. This isn't even the first time a republican governor has unleashed a plague. Mike Pence deliberately let AIDS run wild in Indiana and every governor, including the democrats, have consistently lied about covid risks for like a year now.

EDIT: And, ya know, Reagan deliberately let AIDS run wild across the entire country. Republicans and plagues are an iconic combo
Don't you think it's more than a coincidence that plagues afflict the US whenever there are Republicans in office? GOD HAS CURSED THIS LAND WITH THE CURSES OF THE OLD TESTAMENT

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1NfamousACE_2
08/09/23 8:41:59 PM
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As a Floridian, I expect Desantis to run for Governor again in 2030

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X8Azazel8X
08/09/23 8:56:04 PM
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Factually yes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/4/AAL4LyAAEvUk.jpg

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tremain07
08/09/23 8:57:33 PM
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ooger
08/09/23 9:19:50 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAAEvVAAD-4o.jpg

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Irony
08/09/23 9:22:44 PM
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ooger posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAAEvVAAD-4o.jpg
https://twitter.com/tinylittlehomie/status/1680428529291259904?s=20

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Garabandal
08/09/23 10:19:47 PM
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ooger posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/8/AAAEvVAAD-4o.jpg
I can't tell if this is AI generated or not.

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ooger
08/09/23 10:29:32 PM
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me neither.

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