Poll of the Day > Scientists just announced that the doomsday cock is 5 degrees from fully erect.

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GanonsSpirit
08/06/23 7:36:28 AM
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May God have mercy on our souls.

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HornedLion
08/06/23 7:46:18 AM
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Who did what though?

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kind9
08/06/23 7:55:50 AM
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There is no God.

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Judgmenl
08/06/23 8:25:31 AM
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It's been 90s for almost the entirety of 2023 so far and neither the site nor the wikipedia page have been updated.
You got my hopes up.

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BlackScythe0
08/06/23 8:30:58 AM
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Keep your degenerate interest in beastiality to yourself.
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Metalsonic66
08/06/23 8:34:48 AM
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Threat-Level: Midnight
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/7/AAFUswAAEupp.jpg

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Lokarin
08/06/23 9:09:01 AM
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The ocean around florida is over 100 degrees right now... and people still deny it

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Lil_Bit83
08/06/23 1:52:44 PM
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Does this mean we're all fucked?

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adjl
08/06/23 2:07:16 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
It's been 90s for almost the entirety of 2023 so far and neither the site nor the wikipedia page have been updated.
You got my hopes up.

"Fully erect" didn't tip you off?

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Judgmenl
08/06/23 2:19:43 PM
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Nah.

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ParanoidObsessive
08/06/23 7:07:48 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Does this mean we're all fucked?

No, it means a bunch of people make shit up based on their own opinions and ideological assumptions. And then some other people pretend like it's anything other than an arbitrary assessment.

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Lil_Bit83
08/07/23 9:35:12 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
No, it means a bunch of people make shit up based on their own opinions and ideological assumptions. And then some other people pretend like it's anything other than an arbitrary assessment.
I was making a pun.

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teddy241
08/07/23 2:28:43 PM
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Fully erect Tho
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Antbregante
08/08/23 1:30:36 AM
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Let's just blow up the clock. Doomsday averted. That's how it works right?
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potdnewb
08/08/23 5:00:04 AM
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so many people not reading properly
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FrozenBananas
08/09/23 6:40:21 AM
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Ive got a doomsday cock for you right over here

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Sarcasthma
08/09/23 7:06:49 AM
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Antbregante posted...
Let's just blow up the clock. Doomsday averted. That's how it works right?
What? We're talking about a cock in this topic.

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wwinterj25
08/09/23 2:20:26 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Does this mean we're all fucked?

I sure hope so....

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Antbregante
08/09/23 2:49:52 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
What? We're talking about a cock in this topic.
Well feel free to blow that too.
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CyrusV
08/09/23 4:30:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI

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DirtBasedSoap
08/09/23 4:32:58 PM
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i dont understand how i get suspended for a month for a more tame joke than this but no one else does.

im not saying either of them should be deleted but wtf mods

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Sarcasthma
08/09/23 8:49:01 PM
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Antbregante posted...
Well feel free to blow that too.
Time me

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Sarcasthma
08/09/23 8:50:09 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i dont understand how i get suspended for a month for a more tame joke than this but no one else does.

im not saying either of them should be deleted but wtf mods
I still dream of that one picture you posted of Santa kissing an elf

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DirtBasedSoap
08/09/23 9:50:34 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
I still dream of that one picture you posted of Santa kissing an elf
180 day purg for that one. i think they hate me

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Metalsonic66
08/10/23 10:07:34 AM
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Doomsday Cock is what killed Superman

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green_dragon
08/10/23 2:38:32 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
May God have mercy on our holes.


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OhhhJa
08/10/23 2:57:17 PM
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So what degree constitutes fully erect. For some people it may be 90. For me, it's 160
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FrozenBananas
08/10/23 3:03:10 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Doomsday Cock is what killed Superman

blew a load right through his back

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