Current Events > $3,141,592,653 but you can only have sex once every 7 years

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UnfairRepresent 07/19/23 7:25:58 AM #1:	Would you take it? Yes no Would you take it? - Results (80 votes) Yes 82.5% (66 votes) 66 no 17.5% (14 votes) 14 Money is after tax but if you take it then you now operate under Vulcan rules and can only have sex every 7 years. Outside of that, sex is impossible. This includes all sexual activities, gay, oral, hand, anal, regular. https://i.imgur.com/KKAX4MO.png Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974931823] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes no Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (80 votes) Yes 82.5% (66 votes) 66 no 17.5% (14 votes) 14 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80512906', message: '0', key: '6147ba3d' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then you now operate under Vulcan rules and can only have sex every 7 years. Outside of that, sex is impossible. This includes all sexual activities, gay, oral, hand, anal, regular. https://i.imgur.com/KKAX4MO.png Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 07/19/23 7:26:57 AM #2:	Like you can't ever climax or even deed? --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:974931833] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Like you can't ever climax or even deed?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/23 7:40:09 AM #3:	tremain07 posted... Like you can't ever climax or even deed? Every 7 years --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974931957] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>Like you can't ever climax or even deed?</quote>Every 7 years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 07/19/23 7:47:12 AM #4:	Easily, but I'm asexual and nonlibidoist, so I basically cheat. However, I'm pretty sure for this sum even my not-asexual spouse would still take the money. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:974932018] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Easily, but I'm asexual and nonlibidoist, so I basically cheat.However, I'm pretty sure for this sum even my not-asexual spouse would still take the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 07/19/23 7:55:52 AM #5:	time a billion but for limited pie --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:974932100] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote> time a billion but for limited pie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Wheelman1 07/19/23 8:08:05 AM #6:	Hard pass. Can't even go 7 days without climax let alone 7 years --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The_Wheelman1 posted [p:974932227] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Hard pass. Can't even go 7 days without climax let alone 7 years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/23 8:10:58 AM #7:	Philip027 posted... y not-asexual spouse ouch --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974932250] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Philip027 posted... </cite><quote>y not-asexual spouse</quote>ouch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 07/19/23 8:12:10 AM #8:	The_Wheelman1 posted... Hard pass. Can't even go 7 days without climax let alone 7 years --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:974932263] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>The_Wheelman1 posted... </cite><quote>Hard pass. Can't even go 7 days without climax let alone 7 years</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 07/19/23 8:36:42 AM #9:	For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much, much more. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:974932511] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>For many of you, this will be much less breeding. For me, much, much more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 07/19/23 8:40:27 AM #11:	Nope, no way. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:974932554] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Nope, no way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/23 12:05:04 PM #12:	Looks like CE says yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974935907] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Looks like CE says yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 07/19/23 12:05:47 PM #13:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. now i only use it when i use my iphone <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:974935924] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KainWind 07/19/23 12:08:54 PM #14:	I'd do this for like...a 10,000th of that --- Momentai <cite>KainWind posted [p:974935986] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>I'd do this for like...a 10,000th of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 07/19/23 12:12:21 PM #16:	Hard pass. That's a lot of money, but my libido is too high for that to feel worth it --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:974936062] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Hard pass. That's a lot of money, but my libido is too high for that to feel worth it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/19/23 12:20:12 PM #17:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] There is no Pon Farr --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:974936267] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> There is no Pon Farr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 07/19/23 12:27:06 PM #18:	When you get fuck bitches money but aren't allowed to fuck bitches --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:974936395] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>When you get fuck bitches money but aren't allowed to fuck bitches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 07/19/23 12:30:08 PM #19:	So I get increasingly illogical and violent the more time passes without getting laid when in Pon Far? Sounds dangerous, considering my luck with the ladies, LOL. --- You died and went to hell! Ralph knows. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:974936447] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>So I get increasingly illogical and violent the more time passes without getting laid when in Pon Far?Sounds dangerous, considering my luck with the ladies, LOL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bnui_ransder 07/19/23 12:31:08 PM #20:	Sure --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:974936465] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 07/19/23 3:08:16 PM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... ouch ?? <cite>Philip027 posted [p:974939680] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>ouch</quote>??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 07/19/23 3:09:20 PM #22:	Is masturbation still allowed? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:974939704] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Is masturbation still allowed?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 07/19/23 3:09:27 PM #23:	Easy money, definitely gonna buy some pie to celebrate too --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance" <cite>DarkFists posted [p:974939706] in $3,141,592... [t:80512906]...</cite> <quote>Easy money, definitely gonna buy some pie to celebrate too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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