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CruelBuffalo
07/17/23 6:20:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY

lol this some boomer edgelord music

Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Carjack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me
They say one day they're gonna round up
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right
If you're looking for a fight
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Ooh-ooh
Try that in a small town
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andel
07/17/23 6:23:13 PM
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modern pop country music is just right wing word porn.

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Beveren_Rabbit
07/17/23 6:23:17 PM
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he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.

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DrizztLink
07/17/23 6:23:50 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
How odd, I can sub out "small town" for "sundown town" and the song is exactly the same.

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andel
07/17/23 6:24:43 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.

i grew up in a small town and i promise you liquor stores got robbed there and old ladies got carjacked and the consequences were the same as anywhere else

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CruelBuffalo
07/17/23 6:25:25 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.


Try being trans around Y'allQueda and see how they "take care of their own"
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CoyoteTheGreat
07/17/23 6:25:46 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.

Lmao, small towns in America are some of the most meth'd up places in the country. They are not safe to be in unless they are the kind of community where everyone is above 80 and on life support.

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Irony
07/17/23 6:25:49 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.
This is a very good go outside touch grass post because you have no idea what goes on outside of you welcher hut.

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Crimsoness
07/17/23 6:26:10 PM
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There's no crimes in small towns

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snowman9267
07/17/23 6:27:08 PM
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lol all these types of people are the ones who are scared to travel overseas or even go to the biggest city in their state

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Heineken14
07/17/23 6:28:59 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right


Counterpoint: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TheGoldenEel
07/17/23 6:40:07 PM
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Reminder that this motherfucker was on stage when dozens of people got murdered by a gunman in Las Vegas

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mybbqrules
07/17/23 6:44:10 PM
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"Try that in a small town".

Sorry, I'd have to care enough about your small town to come visit it first. Oh, you have a stoplight and a Dairy Queen now? Yay for you!

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Lil_Bit83
07/17/23 8:08:42 PM
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mybbqrules posted...
"Try that in a small town".

Sorry, I'd have to care enough about your small town to come visit it first. Oh, you have a stoplight and a Dairy Queen now? Yay for you!
Don't be so snobby! They have...2 stoplights.

;)

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UnholyMudcrab
07/17/23 8:09:49 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Don't be so snobby! They have...2 stoplights.

;)
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_____Cait
07/17/23 8:13:40 PM
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He missed the part where the small town says the n word and everyone hates gay people

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Thermador446
07/17/23 8:20:31 PM
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This song is so shitty, it genuinely deserves to be cancelled.

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Shotgunnova
07/17/23 8:22:51 PM
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Your big words confuse us, make us annoyed
My pitbull's killed more guys than typhoid
We're good ol' boys, so don't give us no flak
We're armed to the teeth and our horse drinks Jack

This is a small town
This is a small town
This is a small town


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Hayame_Zero
07/17/23 8:24:26 PM
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You'd think someone who was literally on stage performing when a mass shooting happened at the venue killing 60 people would have enough sense to know how dumb this is.

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Gwynevere
07/17/23 8:52:12 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
You'd think someone who was literally on stage performing when a mass shooting happened at the venue killing 60 people would have enough sense to know how dumb this is.
He's not dumb. He knows the exact formula to get a bunch of right wing shitheads hyped up over some stupid shit and get him a bunch of plays, while he gets to sit back and follow through on exactly 0 of the words he says. Stadium country artists are some of the original grifters of the modern era

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Carljank
07/17/23 8:53:42 PM
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Threaten to murder someone for burning a flag. Free speech lovers.

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ultimate_reaver
07/17/23 8:57:42 PM
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the idea of small towns in the south being quaint little self protective andy griffith paradises and not fent wastelands in 2023 is very quaint

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Torgo
07/17/23 8:58:02 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
he's not wrong though. people that act like that only do so because California allows it. they try bipping in any other town they would get stomped.

He is wrong. Don't buy into the lies and hysterical narratives of crime in "librul" states which is often accompanies by some implied racism. Red states have a problem despite crimes rates going down for decades with a bump due to the pandemic.

Not an anomaly: 2020's red states have higher murder rates
https://www.axios.com/2023/01/27/murder-rate-high-trump-republican-states

We have a murder problem in America especially in red states
https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/3274797-we-have-a-murder-problem-in-america-especially-in-red-states/

Republican-controlled states have higher murder rates than Democratic ones: study
https://news.yahoo.com/republican-controlled-states-have-higher-murder-rates-than-democratic-ones-study-212137750.html

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Hayame_Zero
07/17/23 9:05:37 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/7/AABfkMAAEquZ.jpg

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Cynrascal
07/17/23 9:10:45 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Don't be so snobby! They have...2 stoplights.

;)

They surely got a Walmart as well?

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Deyestus
07/17/23 9:12:12 PM
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Is the the song/video where he filmed in front of a lynching site?

EDIT: Yep!

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1681077697940733952?s=20

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Jagr_68
07/17/23 9:12:44 PM
#30:


Shotgunnova posted...
Your big words confuse us, make us annoyed
My pitbull's killed more guys than typhoid
We're good ol' boys, so don't give us no flak
We're armed to the teeth and our horse drinks Jack

This is a small town
This is a small town
This is a small town

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Euripides
07/17/23 9:13:15 PM
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Every single thing he lists in that song happens in small towns every day.

What
An
Idiot

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McMarbles
07/17/23 9:14:33 PM
#32:


CruelBuffalo posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY

lol this some boomer edgelord music

Sucker punch somebody on a sidewalk
Carjack an old lady at a red light
Pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store
Ya think it's cool, well, act a fool if ya like
Cuss out a cop, spit in his face
Stomp on the flag and light it up
Yeah, ya think you're tough
Well, try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Got a gun that my granddad gave me
They say one day they're gonna round up
Well, that shit might fly in the city, good luck
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised up right
If you're looking for a fight
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
See how far ya make it down the road
Around here, we take care of our own
You cross that line, it won't take long
For you to find out, I recommend you don't
Try that in a small town
Try that in a small town
Ooh-ooh
Try that in a small town
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DnDer
07/17/23 9:15:52 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Reminder that this motherfucker was on stage when dozens of people got murdered by a gunman in Las Vegas

Womder what his press release looked like, and how his stance "changed" since then.

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Axiom
07/17/23 9:17:18 PM
#34:


If redneck ignorance were made into a song
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ChainsawFerret
07/17/23 9:18:37 PM
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I grew up in a small town in WV myself.

All the things he complained about, but none of the consequences he's talking up. Add to that the Keystone Cops. So yeah, awful lot of smack comin' out of his mouth.

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Shotgunnova
07/17/23 9:23:42 PM
#36:


Gambling with dog food money gives me no guilt
There's a ton of long walls that I wanna have built
I love to drive trucks and have a good smoke
And I'll drink any beer, 'less it was made woke

I'm from a small town
I'm from a small town
I'm from a small town

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Shadow_Don
07/17/23 9:25:46 PM
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"the left are bunch of commie crime lovin' thugs!" - guy who literally makes song about how he can't wait to kill people he disagrees with

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PballDepot
07/17/23 9:26:52 PM
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Got a gun that my granddad gave me

His granddad had an AR?

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DarthAragorn
07/17/23 9:27:20 PM
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https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0

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DocileOrangeCup
07/17/23 9:38:10 PM
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More like

Do literally anything in public
Try that in a small town

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ScazarMeltex
07/17/23 9:41:04 PM
#41:


andel posted...
i grew up in a small town and i promise you liquor stores got robbed there and old ladies got carjacked and the consequences were the same as anywhere else
Lol exactly. I work in rural Missouri. It's filled with the same amount of meth heads, pill poppers, and degenerates as the neighborhood I grew up in Saint Louis.

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CruelBuffalo
07/17/23 11:52:46 PM
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Dude is a piece of shit
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SiO4
07/18/23 12:00:33 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBEreTkQbds

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jumi
07/18/23 12:46:49 AM
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Spoiler: The "good ol' boys" were not, in fact, good.

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MabusIncarnate
07/18/23 12:50:38 AM
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I've learned after about 20 years living in the South, they talk real big, but when it comes down to it, they cower and are yellow.

Same reason why military enlistment in the South has been stagnant with no growth over the last 30 years. The biggest patriots in the US sure aren't joining the military in comparable numbers.

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BobbaDukes
07/18/23 12:52:37 AM
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Only reading the lyrics, I dont see whats wrong with this guys message. Hes condemning a lot of bad shit. Isnt that a good thing?
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jumi
07/18/23 12:57:38 AM
#49:


Carljank posted...
Threaten to murder someone for burning a flag. Free speech lovers.

They love the Second Amendment, not crazy about the First.

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UnholyMudcrab
07/18/23 12:59:28 AM
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BobbaDukes posted...
Only reading the lyrics, I dont see whats wrong with this guys message. Hes condemning a lot of bad shit. Isnt that a good thing?
Whose alt is this

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BobbaDukes
07/18/23 1:04:09 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Whose alt is this

Why is this always the first assumption? This place cant be such a hive-mind that anything going against popular opinion is instantly assumed to be somebodys alt. Kinda creepy lol
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