Current Events > Im tired of pretending that cargo shorts aren't the pinnacle of clothing design

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pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 6:59:12 PM #1:	Form and functionality. I will not be bullied out of this opinion. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443173] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Form and functionality. I will not be bullied out of this opinion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 06/26/23 7:00:14 PM #2:	I prefer them over anything else. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:974443199] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>I prefer them over anything else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 06/26/23 7:07:55 PM #3:	Cargo shorts with a 3 inch inseam --- Honey I'm an open book And you and me are long since overdue <cite>Touch posted [p:974443342] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Cargo shorts with a 3 inch inseam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:08:59 PM #4:	modena posted... I prefer them over anything else. Nothing better than a good, sturdy, slightly above or slightly below the knee cargo short. You can't find them anymore. We let society take them from us. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443366] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>I prefer them over anything else.</quote>Nothing better than a good, sturdy, slightly above or slightly below the knee cargo short. You can't find them anymore. We let society take them from us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/26/23 7:09:28 PM #5:	they are cool as heck --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: penumbra series He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:974443371] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>they are cool as heck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:10:07 PM #6:	Touch posted... Cargo shorts with a 3 inch inseam If that's what it takes to bring them back I'll wear them. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443383] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite><quote>Cargo shorts with a 3 inch inseam</quote>If that's what it takes to bring them back I'll wear them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/26/23 7:10:18 PM #7:	when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974443389] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/26/23 7:10:21 PM #8:	Cargo shorts are top notch. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974443391] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Cargo shorts are top notch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gritty 06/26/23 7:11:16 PM #9:	I mean, I like wearing them if I need to use them otherwise its just unfashionable and tacky <cite>Gritty posted [p:974443415] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>I mean, I like wearing them if I need to use them otherwise its just unfashionable and tacky</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:11:28 PM #10:	thronedfire2 posted... when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere They were jealous of our comfy swag. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443420] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere</quote>They were jealous of our comfy swag.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:11:55 PM #11:	Gritty posted... I mean, I like wearing them if I need to use them otherwise its just unfashionable and tacky What's more fashionable than being prepared for anything life throws your way? <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443426] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Gritty posted... </cite><quote>I mean, I like wearing them if I need to use them otherwise its just unfashionable and tacky</quote>What's more fashionable than being prepared for anything life throws your way?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 06/26/23 7:12:20 PM #12:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:974443433] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gritty 06/26/23 7:13:40 PM #13:	ANort175 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg pretzelcoatl posted... What's more fashionable than being prepared for anything life throws your way? Macguyver? <cite>Gritty posted [p:974443467] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>ANort175 posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg</quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>What's more fashionable than being prepared for anything life throws your way?</quote>Macguyver?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:20:19 PM #14:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Cargo shorts are top notch. There's literally nothing better in the clothing world. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974443641] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite><quote>Cargo shorts are top notch.</quote>There's literally nothing better in the clothing world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher 06/26/23 7:39:06 PM #15:	thronedfire2 posted... when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere I'm not really a hater but how much stuff do you bring with you that pants/shorts with just a normal set of pockets is not good enough --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:974444093] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>when I heard people didn't like them I was like uh wtf? do you not carry stuff with you when you go out? or do all the haters just never go anywhere</quote>I'm not really a hater but how much stuff do you bring with you that pants/shorts with just a normal set of pockets is not good enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 7:56:45 PM #16:	kirbymuncher posted... I'm not really a hater but how much stuff do you bring with you that pants/shorts with just a normal set of pockets is not good enough 1: 3DS/Switch 2: Inhaler 3: Chain wallet 4: Swiss Army Knife 5: FMA Pocket watch 6: Flashlight 7: Stun Gun 8: Yo-yo /s <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974444430] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>kirbymuncher posted... </cite><quote>I'm not really a hater but how much stuff do you bring with you that pants/shorts with just a normal set of pockets is not good enough</quote>1: 3DS/Switch2: Inhaler3: Chain wallet4: Swiss Army Knife5: FMA Pocket watch6: Flashlight7: Stun Gun8: Yo-yo/s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tankboy 06/26/23 7:58:13 PM #17:	Madras cargo shorts <cite>tankboy posted [p:974444458] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Madras cargo shorts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/26/23 7:58:14 PM #18:	pretzelcoatl posted... 1: 3DS/Switch 2: Inhaler 3: Chain wallet 4: Swiss Army Knife 5: FMA Pocket watch 6: Flashlight 7: Stun Gun 8: Yo-yo /s lol but really in my 20s it was wallet keys phone lighters(someone always steals one) weed pipe grinder and if I walked far I would bring the group a snack. plus there's always somewhere to put your sunglasses --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974444460] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>1: 3DS/Switch2: Inhaler3: Chain wallet4: Swiss Army Knife5: FMA Pocket watch6: Flashlight7: Stun Gun8: Yo-yo/s</quote>lolbut really in my 20s it waswalletkeysphonelighters(someone always steals one)weedpipegrinderand if I walked far I would bring the group a snack. plus there's always somewhere to put your sunglasses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 06/26/23 7:59:32 PM #19:	pretzelcoatl posted... Form and functionality. I will not be bullied out of this opinion. You seem like the kind of person whose team would be a single Rattata. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:974444488] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>Form and functionality. I will not be bullied out of this opinion.</quote>You seem like the kind of person whose team would be a single Rattata.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 06/26/23 8:01:12 PM #20:	sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though? --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Proud "Pride Month" Demon <cite>Medussa posted [p:974444522] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/26/23 8:02:14 PM #21:	Medussa posted... sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though? for all that junk in the trunk? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974444539] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Medussa posted... </cite><quote>sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though?</quote>for all that junk in the trunk?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/26/23 8:03:12 PM #22:	Medussa posted... sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though? I think this is fine. I think the cargo short assassination was a conspiracy by Big Purse to sell more purses. If women got on board with the cargo skirt it would have decimated an industry. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974444551] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Medussa posted... </cite><quote>sure, but have you considered cargo skirt, though?</quote>I think this is fine. I think the cargo short assassination was a conspiracy by Big Purse to sell more purses. If women got on board with the cargo skirt it would have decimated an industry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/26/23 8:05:41 PM #23:	Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam. --- What is up, my sister!? https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:974444608] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/26/23 8:08:55 PM #24:	Kitt posted... Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam. I heard there's a waiting list for passports --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:974444675] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite><quote>Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.</quote>I heard there's a waiting list for passports</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 06/26/23 8:16:39 PM #25:	thronedfire2 posted... for all that junk in the trunk? i wish. i have, i believe the technical term is, "hank hill ass". --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! Proud "Pride Month" Demon <cite>Medussa posted [p:974444833] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite><quote>for all that junk in the trunk?</quote>i wish. i have, i believe the technical term is, "hank hill ass".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 06/26/23 11:14:26 PM #26:	modena posted... I prefer them over anything else. Seriously. The pockets alone. Plus for some reason I feel like they are the only shorts I ever look decent in. --- Make sure not to bleed over the discs.- Xiciassa NOT IN MY CANTINA! - Bartender <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:974448568] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>modena posted... </cite><quote>I prefer them over anything else.</quote>Seriously. The pockets alone. Plus for some reason I feel like they are the only shorts I ever look decent in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 06/26/23 11:15:43 PM #27:	ANort175 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg She's just jealous she can't rock Dora the Explorer --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:974448588] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>ANort175 posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/2/AAYdjcAAEmt6.jpg</quote>She's just jealous she can't rock Dora the Explorer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 06/26/23 11:19:08 PM #28:	Kitt posted... Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam. I did this morning. <cite>Glob posted [p:974448650] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite><quote>Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.</quote>I did this morning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 06/26/23 11:20:46 PM #29:	Where did the meme come from where people looked down on cargo shorts anyways? Was it some stand up comedian who made fun of it and then it spread? Cargo shorts have always been cool to me. The tan color goes with any bright colored shirt and has extra pockets. --- Sig <cite>--Zero- posted [p:974448679] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Where did the meme come from where people looked down on cargo shorts anyways? Was it some stand up comedian who made fun of it and then it spread? Cargo shorts have always been cool to me. The tan color goes with any bright colored shirt and has extra pockets. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 06/26/23 11:26:48 PM #30:	They are awesome. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:974448801] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>They are awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 06/26/23 11:37:53 PM #31:	They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space. --- https://i.imgur.com/AUXKMK4.jpg <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:974449000] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/26/23 11:49:59 PM #32:	--Zero- posted... Where did the meme come from where people looked down on cargo shorts anyways? Was it some stand up comedian who made fun of it and then it spread? Cargo shorts have always been cool to me. The tan color goes with any bright colored shirt and has extra pockets. Bro, cargo shorts come in any colour you want. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974449209] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>--Zero- posted... </cite><quote>Where did the meme come from where people looked down on cargo shorts anyways? Was it some stand up comedian who made fun of it and then it spread? Cargo shorts have always been cool to me. The tan color goes with any bright colored shirt and has extra pockets.</quote>Bro, cargo shorts come in any colour you want. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/26/23 11:50:19 PM #33:	specialkid8 posted... They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space. Lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:974449222] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space.</quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/27/23 2:56:31 AM #34:	specialkid8 posted... They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space. Our ultimate power <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974451281] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>specialkid8 posted... </cite><quote>They were demonized by women's fashion because of carrying capacity envy. Women can only fit half a hand in their pockets and they were enraged by our limitless space.</quote>Our ultimate power</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterOfGames57 06/27/23 4:00:18 AM #35:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/0/AAN5L_AAEmy4.jpg I think this is why cargo shorts get a bad rep. The obviously long shorts combined with a shirt thats too short in length totally ruins the look. Shorts should be right above the knee and the shirt should cover the zipper area. --- Know Your Mouth and Shut Your Role! My posts are more important than the posts of other users on this board. <cite>MasterOfGames57 posted [p:974451921] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/0/AAN5L_AAEmy4.jpg I think this is why cargo shorts get a bad rep. The obviously long shorts combined with a shirt thats too short in length totally ruins the look. Shorts should be right above the knee and the shirt should cover the zipper area. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/27/23 10:04:50 AM #36:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAbrhXAAEm09.jpg There's a good reason this outfit has been renamed the "Hole Destroyer fit" <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974455911] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAbrhXAAEm09.jpg There's a good reason this outfit has been renamed the "Hole Destroyer fit"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 06/27/23 10:06:13 AM #37:	White/grey camo pattern cargo shorts. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:974455935] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>White/grey camo pattern cargo shorts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Full_Pokedex 06/27/23 10:08:16 AM #38:	"Hi I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!" --- Donkey Kong is our friend! Please call often DK, don't be a stranger! From Toadsworth, Mario Party 7 <cite>Full_Pokedex posted [p:974455965] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>"Hi I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 06/27/23 10:15:26 AM #39:	I honestly don't like wearing shorts, if not for swimming. 30C outside? doesn't matter, long pants it is. At 35C I will think about it. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:974456092] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>I honestly don't like wearing shorts, if not for swimming.30C outside? doesn't matter, long pants it is. At 35C I will think about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StormSignal 06/27/23 10:19:10 AM #40:	cargo shorts fucking rule --- cargo shorts rule :~) <cite>StormSignal posted [p:974456150] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>cargo shorts fucking rule</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledzepfan 06/27/23 10:24:11 AM #41:	I think this is why cargo shorts get a bad rep. The obviously long shorts combined with a shirt thats too short in length totally ruins the look. Shorts should be right above the knee and the shirt should cover the zipper area. That guy's look basically summed up my first couple years of college. I had the shaggy, curly hair, a beard, a seashell or bead necklace, golf shirt, cargo shorts, and flip flops or boat shoes. I'm all for Zubaz pants becoming trendy again. Women have yoga pants, men should have Zubaz. <cite>ledzepfan posted [p:974456230] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote><quote>I think this is why cargo shorts get a bad rep. The obviously long shorts combined with a shirt thats too short in length totally ruins the look. Shorts should be right above the knee and the shirt should cover the zipper area.</quote>That guy's look basically summed up my first couple years of college. I had the shaggy, curly hair, a beard, a seashell or bead necklace, golf shirt, cargo shorts, and flip flops or boat shoes. I'm all for Zubaz pants becoming trendy again. Women have yoga pants, men should have Zubaz. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 06/27/23 12:20:59 PM #42:	Full_Pokedex posted... "Hi I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!" please Abraham, I am not that man. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:974458459] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>Full_Pokedex posted... </cite><quote>"Hi I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!"</quote>please Abraham, I am not that man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 06/27/23 12:26:52 PM #43:	I have three excellent pairs, but one is falling apart. The button came off and theres a big tear where the button was sewed on, so idk how to fix it. Ive been using the drawstring and a belt. The people who hate on them usually walk around wearing something that makes them look equally ridiculous anyway. <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:974458588] in Im tired o... [t:80490959]...</cite> <quote>I have three excellent pairs, but one is falling apart. The button came off and theres a big tear where the button was sewed on, so idk how to fix it. Ive been using the drawstring and a belt. The people who hate on them usually walk around wearing something that makes them look equally ridiculous anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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