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SupermanLost
06/02/23 4:50:29 PM
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https://pagesix.com/2023/06/02/natalie-portman-ben-millepied-fight-for-marriage-amid-affair/

Reminds me of Shakira another famous female gets cheated on with someone younger.
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The_Popo
06/02/23 4:50:52 PM
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Fuck cheaters

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LordFarquad1312
06/02/23 4:51:47 PM
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Imagine cheating on literal Natalie Portman.

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gmanthebest
06/02/23 4:51:56 PM
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Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af

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DD_Divine
06/02/23 4:52:34 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine cheating on literal Natalie Portman.

gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af

guys are stupid


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Jagr_68
06/02/23 4:53:49 PM
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DD_Divine posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine cheating on literal Natalie Portman.

gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af

guys are stupid

Men deserve to go extinct. One does not cheat on Natalie Portman wtf

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Pikachuchupika
06/02/23 4:54:03 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af

Maybe she cray cray.
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gmanthebest
06/02/23 4:54:41 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Maybe she cray cray.
Sounds like more reason to not cheat

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Enclave
06/02/23 4:54:50 PM
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See, the "problem" is that Natalie Portman is hot in the way that 40 year old women are hot while a 25 year old is hot in the way somebody in their 20's is hot.

Now personally? I'm way more into that 40 year old kind of hot nowadays but some idiots aren't.

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/02/23 4:55:28 PM
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Just because Natalie Portman isn't good at portraying romantic chemistry, that doesn't mean she deserves to be cheated on.

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Necronmon
06/02/23 4:56:19 PM
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Damn...Portmen did not deserve that...hope she squeezes that @#$#$ dry so he regrets it every day of his life.
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Questionmarktarius
06/02/23 5:01:49 PM
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Portman and Millepied met in 2009 on the set of her Oscar-winning ballet movie Black Swan, for which he did the choreography. He was in a long term relationship with fellow dancer Isabella Boylston. They got engaged in 2010 and married at Big Sur, Calif., in 2012.

An "other woman" got other-woman'd.
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DipDipDiver
06/02/23 5:02:48 PM
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You guys really think being hot is enough to hold a marriage together huh
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divot1338
06/02/23 5:03:40 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af
Guys dont want hotter. Guys want different.

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willythemailboy
06/02/23 5:04:56 PM
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Men deserve to go extinct.

Well that's a take that exists.

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Villain_S_Fiend
06/02/23 5:09:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
An "other woman" got other-woman'd.
If they'll do it with you they'll do it to you.

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garan
06/02/23 5:22:13 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
If they'll do it with you they'll do it to you.


Agreed, so much this. Kinda surprised it took this long, honestly.
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AndreLeGeant
06/02/23 5:23:02 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
If they'll do it with you they'll do it to you.
This

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mybbqrules
06/02/23 5:37:08 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
An "other woman" got other-woman'd.
Welp.

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eggcorn
06/02/23 5:38:07 PM
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gmanthebest posted...
Sounds like more reason to not cheat
A man of culture

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Jennywentnorth8
06/02/23 5:39:32 PM
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I used to think things like "man how could you not want someone that hot" but after being in relationships with hot women with 0 libido or are just painfully vanilla I understand now that no amount of hotness can make those worth it.
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Lairen
06/02/23 5:44:01 PM
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Literally natalie could be crazy and mean. We dont know her. And shes keeping him after cheating so then i really dont care.

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Null_Gain
06/03/23 2:30:18 AM
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The husband looks like Megamind

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Smashingpmkns
06/03/23 2:32:56 AM
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Mfs named millipede cheating on a top 100. He needs to pay for this.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
06/03/23 2:40:02 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine cheating on literal Natalie Portman.

gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af

The_Popo posted...
Fuck cheaters

DD_Divine posted...
guys are stupid


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Questionmarktarius
06/03/23 2:41:22 AM
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Giblet_Enjoyer
06/03/23 2:42:37 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Imagine cheating on literal Natalie Portman.

gmanthebest posted...
Why the fuck would you cheat on Natalie Portman? Hot af
As someone who thinks she was pretty much perfect in her prime, I'm not sure she's aged well
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I haven't seen her in anything lately though tbf

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C-zom
06/03/23 2:45:22 AM
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Imagine cheating on Natalie Portman for a 5/10 looking average ass chick.

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VampireCoyote
06/03/23 2:47:10 AM
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Marriages are so dumb

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k1zzl3_82
06/03/23 2:48:55 AM
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maybe their relationship was like sand

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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Kradek
06/03/23 2:51:53 AM
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It's her life and her marriage, but honestly I think she's too good for that. I get that love will make a lot of people deal with stuff like this and want to stay together, but honestly it seems more like a weakness/hindrance than some sort of strength to boast about.

"Yeah he cheated on me but our love is strong so we got through it"

Sorry, it sounds like he got to play around and just get away with it because you're too dependent on his presence/the life you've built to hold him accountable.

And this isn't just for her, this goes for anybody who stays with a person who's cheated on them or had an affair (which is repeated cheating, not even just a one night stand someone had and feels miserably guilty over)

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X8Azazel8X
06/03/23 2:58:30 AM
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Hope it works out for her which ever way it goes.

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GuerrillaSoldier
06/03/23 3:03:51 AM
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uh, she got engaged to him a year after meeting him while he was already in a relationship

like, all of this seems obvious

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TheMikh
06/03/23 3:04:22 AM
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she needs to record a diss track

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Questionmarktarius
06/03/23 3:05:23 AM
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If the one cheated on is trying to keep the marriage together, it's already a lost cause.
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Kradek
06/03/23 3:18:19 AM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
uh, she got engaged to him a year after meeting him while he was already in a relationship

like, all of this seems obvious

This actually reminds me of an episode of Ghost Whisperer where the dead guy was super paranoid that his wife was cheating on him because he kept telling his mom "if she'll cheat with me she'll cheat on me", which I guess this instance also holds true on that.

P.S., she was not actually cheating on him in the episode.

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Noumas
06/03/23 3:33:13 AM
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As someone who's never known so much as even the touch of a woman, I can totally understand how men cheat yes, it makes total sense. Here's the part where I post a long internet blog rant about men biology/evolution to tie to cheating.

But no lol seriously I was gonna be sympathetic like when beyonce and shakira got cheated on, but this situation is more like when Angelina Jolie got cheated on; cheat with a cheater, expect to get cheated on. Same timeline too coincidentally enough. Just a lot of coincidences
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Necronmon
06/03/23 3:36:00 AM
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You realized Portmen only played the role of a cheater in a movie yes?
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