Poll of the Day > If you had your own boat, what would you name it?

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Zareth
05/01/23 6:02:11 PM
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I would call mine "The Chub Tub"

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Lokarin
05/01/23 6:53:57 PM
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Floaty the Floater

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slacker03150
05/01/23 7:06:43 PM
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Depends on the kind of boat. Is it a speedboat, a sailboat, a rowboat, a schooner, a frigate, a house boat, a barge, a tugboat, a tanker, a passenger ship, a sloop, a galleon, a corvette, a brig, a carrier, cargo or something else?

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DirtBasedSoap
05/01/23 7:09:22 PM
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chungus

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Zareth
05/01/23 7:13:48 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
Depends on the kind of boat. Is it a speedboat, a sailboat, a rowboat, a schooner, a frigate, a house boat, a barge, a tugboat, a tanker, a passenger ship, a sloop, a galleon, a corvette, a brig, a carrier, cargo or something else?
Whatever you want

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teddy241
05/01/23 7:15:10 PM
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U.S.S. Heaven on Earth. It would be a giant yacht with strippers and blow
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captpackrat
05/01/23 8:45:37 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/7/AAQwHjAAEb9Z.jpg

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slacker03150
05/01/23 9:13:05 PM
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Zareth posted...
Whatever you want
While I do like boats, have a license to use them, and have taken classes on them, I would rather not own one as they are basically money pits.

That said if I were to get one, maybe a 25-35 foot trimaran named "The Trans Atlantic".

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Metalsonic66
05/01/23 9:15:52 PM
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Bewbs

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HelIWithoutSin
05/01/23 9:19:13 PM
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Salty Seaman and I'd sail to Pen Island.

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hungrymike
05/01/23 9:38:24 PM
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Jenny
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Metalsonic66
05/01/23 9:47:03 PM
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Baby Ruth

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BADoglick
05/01/23 10:32:58 PM
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Boat in the water

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argonautweakend
05/01/23 10:34:02 PM
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Wet Dream IV
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Metalsonic66
05/01/23 10:36:27 PM
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The Serenity

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wpot
05/01/23 10:49:41 PM
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Boaty McBoatface

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ConfusedTorchic
05/02/23 12:39:40 AM
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the boat

because any names would be ignored and it would just be referred to as the boat

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wolfy42
05/02/23 1:12:47 AM
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Four Sail

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ParanoidObsessive
05/02/23 1:13:39 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
Depends on the kind of boat.

This.

When I was playing GTA Online and bought a yacht, I named it "Cerulean Dream" because that's a yacht-y sort of name. But when I have a pirate ship (or similar Age of Sail-type ship) in various games I usually name it the "Rhapsody" (and in one game where I had a small fleet, I named some of the other ships "Melody" and "Crescendo").

Everyone always wants to go for clever puns or sexual innuendo, but that always feels like something you'll absolutely hate a week later, so I'd never go that route.

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Metalsonic66
05/02/23 2:07:14 AM
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The St. Anne

Or was it the S.S. Anne?

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ConfusedTorchic
05/02/23 1:13:30 PM
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when im able to name vehicles in games they just get named dumb names

like scrombibulor

or melvin

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C-Raine
05/02/23 3:25:34 PM
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The Car
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pionear
05/02/23 3:55:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AADtvSAAEcGa.jpg

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ConfusedTorchic
05/02/23 4:45:23 PM
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like my cats and dogs are butters, pisspot, butthead, and cleo for Pete's sake

cleo is the only one with a normal name because she's just regular cleo

butthead is a douche, pisspot peed everywhere for a few weeks a few years ago for reasons no one's figured out and he hasn't done it since, butters is orange

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FrozenBananas
05/03/23 10:42:47 AM
#26:


The Bat Boat

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ParanoidObsessive
05/03/23 12:04:15 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
The Bat Boat

Better remember to bring your Bat Shark Repellent.

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NickMullen
05/03/23 12:10:38 PM
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the "I'm gay"

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captpackrat
05/03/23 5:25:08 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoV1-fsFCmw

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Cellfix
05/06/23 7:59:20 AM
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"I can't believe it floats!"

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trodi_911
05/06/23 12:51:07 PM
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"Buoyancy-Operated Aquatic Transport" or "B.O.-A.T." for short.

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captpackrat
05/06/23 2:24:09 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAQwHjAAEc2R.jpg

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DirtBasedSoap
05/06/23 3:04:26 PM
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NickMullen posted...
the "I'm gay"
S.S. Penis

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Blightzkrieg
05/06/23 3:11:27 PM
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The Leaky Nipple

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Muscles
05/06/23 3:17:52 PM
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I don't even name my car, why would I name a boat? I would just call it by whatever model it is

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Blightzkrieg
05/06/23 3:22:49 PM
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Muscles posted...
I don't even name my car, why would I name a boat? I would just call it by whatever model it is
I christen your car the vagimobile

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chandlermbing
05/06/23 4:16:29 PM
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The Mr Beaumont

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EclairReturns
05/06/23 4:18:13 PM
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chandlermbing posted...
Mr Beaumont


You mean like in the charity that Joseph Tribbiani attended as a guest of Rachel Green six or so years after the latter fled to New York.

trodi_911 posted...
"B.O.-A.T."


Why is the hyphen immediately after the "O", rather than the "B" in the acronym like in the name it stands for?

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Zareth
05/06/23 4:21:37 PM
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Muscles posted...
I don't even name my car
This guy

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DirtBasedSoap
05/06/23 4:50:03 PM
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Muscles posted...
I don't even name my car, why would I name a boat? I would just call it by whatever model it is
ok, this is epic

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trodi_911
05/06/23 9:31:27 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
Why is the hyphen immediately after the "O", rather than the "B" in the acronym like in the name it stands for?
Because it's a Phineas and Ferb reference.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sju9JVPQzTQ

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WizardofHoth
05/07/23 12:47:24 AM
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If i or even if i bothered to waste money on a boat to go out on the sea, Id give my boat a name like Vermithrax or something goofy like Meecrob IV
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Count_Drachma
05/07/23 1:18:28 AM
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The Live Forever

...or maybe The Queen Anne's Revenge

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Muscles
05/07/23 3:53:18 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
ok, this is epic
Actually, I'd name it U.S.S. Vingilt

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DeltaBladeX
05/07/23 4:29:04 AM
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Cinq

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Krow_Incarnate
05/07/23 11:43:50 AM
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Redeemer

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Zareth
05/07/23 5:53:19 PM
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TIL that SS means steamship
Do boats even use steam anymore

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Krazy_Kirby
05/07/23 5:58:18 PM
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whatever the person I sell it to wants to call it

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Zareth
05/07/23 6:11:00 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
whatever the person I sell it to wants to call it
Well then it's not YOUR boat then is it, Mr. smarty pants

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EclairReturns
05/07/23 6:17:15 PM
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To answer the question, though, I'd name it "the S.S. Excess", because it will be quite humorous listening to people trying to pronounce it too quickly, and also to some assuming that it's an acronym when it really isn't.

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