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HylianFox 03/24/23 5:15:14 PM #1: |
"It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil!" (in response to the recent controversy over Mickey's David) --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 03/24/23 5:20:55 PM #2: |
The shoe size calibrator is for measuring feet and nothing else! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 03/24/23 5:51:10 PM #3: |
Homer shining his head at the bowling alley. "The goggles, they do nothing!" Lisa: "Monster Island"? Random Guy: Don't worry, it's just a name. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InTheEyesOfFire 03/24/23 5:55:59 PM #4: |
Performing surgery with a fork and knife! But I cleaned them with my napkin! --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/24/23 6:00:19 PM #5: |
"That is assault! THAT is ASSAULT!!" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 03/24/23 6:03:56 PM #6: |
English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le grille? What the hell is that? --- "The civilized man, where he cannot admire, will aim rather at understanding than at reprobating." - Bertrand Russell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/24/23 7:42:42 PM #7: |
"You have 24 hours to give us the money. And to show you we're serious: You have 12 hours." --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/24/23 11:36:50 PM #8: |
Marge: "He's going to need a... you know... protection!" Salesman: "Sure, one helmet coming up!" Marge: "I was thinking more like protection for... down there." Salesman: "Oh, why didn't you say so? Knee pads, you got it." Marge: *nervous chuckle* "I'm talking about his... ." Salesman: "Ah, ah. Say no more, I read you loud and clear. The ol' shoulder pads!" Marge: "Look. I want a cup." Salesman: "Cup... could you spell that?" Marge: "C-U-P. I wanna C-U oh my god!" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supersex420 03/24/23 11:39:54 PM #9: |
My first myBill obviously. --- Oh- I sometimes make up all of my lines on the spot But I will always give what I got - KKB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 03/24/23 11:40:02 PM #10: |
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Stupid sexy flanders... --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/24/23 11:42:22 PM #11: |
"Here's your problem, someone set this doll to 'EVIL'." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 03/25/23 1:26:58 AM #12: |
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/25/23 1:27:38 AM #13: |
008Zulu posted... Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? Maybe your standards are too high. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YugiNoob 03/25/23 1:42:35 AM #14: |
Indian chief: Drink deep from these cups. *Homer and Bart start drinking* Chief: The bear urine will make you strong. *Homer and Bart freeze* Chief: Hehehe actually its Fresca. Homer *Does a spit take* Fresca?! --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 03/25/23 1:43:58 AM #15: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8 --- https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/25/23 2:31:37 AM #16: |
"Say dad, want to go see my project for the school science fair?" "No, Lisa!" *wink* "But I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast!" *wink* --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_____Cait 03/25/23 2:33:29 AM #17: |
Her legend will live on (Thinking) Yeah, the Legend of the dog-face woman (out loud). The legend of the dog faced woman, haha thats a good one! --- ORAS secret base: http://imgur.com/V9nAVrd 3DS friend code: 0173-1465-1236 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tora_Sami 03/25/23 2:54:49 AM #18: |
Homer: it's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good. --- Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 03/25/23 3:00:52 AM #19: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuL6PcgSgM --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 03/25/23 3:49:52 AM #20: |
Wait. Lisa, honey - are you saying you're NEVER going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? No. Ham? No! Pork chops?!? Dad! Those all come from the same animal!! Yeah, right, Lisa - a wonderful, magical animal... --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy 03/25/23 3:52:04 AM #21: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/6/AAABltAAEUIm.jpg --- https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supersex420 03/25/23 3:52:56 AM #22: |
I accidentally disproved God, and now I'm putting leaflets on cars. --- Oh- I sometimes make up all of my lines on the spot But I will always give what I got - KKB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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evilpresident 03/25/23 3:55:37 AM #23: |
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try... --- Nothing to report here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 03/25/23 4:59:52 AM #24: |
...And I'm not someone impressed easily... OMG A BLUE CAR! --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sefyroth 03/25/23 5:47:09 AM #25: |
https://youtu.be/PUvztu4UW9A?t=28 --- http://i.imgur.com/rD503rc.gif 5/4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/26/23 12:33:04 AM #26: |
Tonight's Simpsons episode was brought to you by the symbol umlaut, and the number e. Not the letter e, but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/26/23 12:33:47 AM #27: |
Save me, Shaka Khan! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BB_mofo 03/26/23 12:40:20 AM #28: |
"I'm so hungry I would eat at Arbies." --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 03/26/23 12:42:11 AM #29: |
"Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him." "Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!" --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 03/26/23 12:43:33 AM #30: |
Hey, something's clawing my leg! ... ...There, it stopped. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonWaffle 03/26/23 12:48:22 AM #31: |
https://youtu.be/2zaFKPjMViQ --- How smart are you? How dumb am I? Don't count any, of my advice. PSN: Crimson_Arcade, Switch FC: 2459-7124-5704 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 03/26/23 12:55:50 AM #32: |
It was a pornography store I was buying pornography --- just another freak in the freak kingdom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trevor_Belmont 03/26/23 1:03:20 AM #33: |
You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. --- That's just prime! Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Proto_Spark 03/26/23 1:06:19 AM #34: |
"You're going to challenge the Great Cthulu?! He makes the Great Barrier Reef look like an average barrier reef" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trevor_Belmont 03/26/23 1:07:41 AM #35: |
https://youtu.be/e2FfNgZ_ZV4?t=26 --- That's just prime! Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supersex420 03/26/23 12:01:27 PM #36: |
This new internet thing, who owns it? --- Oh- I sometimes make up all of my lines on the spot But I will always give what I got - KKB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/27/23 9:51:28 AM #37: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlVRUkwYRI --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/27/23 10:14:55 AM #38: |
I'm seein' double here! Four Krustys! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 03/27/23 10:29:51 AM #39: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6K0VEI1Pas --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeCh0nk 03/27/23 10:30:36 AM #40: |
Le grill? What the hell is that?? --- @('_')@ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/27/23 11:26:57 PM #41: |
*looks at arm* Lenny = White Carl = Black "Is that right?" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/27/23 11:31:52 PM #42: |
"Im tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956..." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AABGtnAAEUyw.jpg --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 03/28/23 12:32:52 AM #43: |
"I'm stuck. And I have to pee!" *several seconds pass* "Now I'm just stuck." --- http://error1355.com/ce/averagejoel.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Unowninator- 03/28/23 12:33:26 AM #44: |
https://youtu.be/cIgSTjzrmRg --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowplay 03/28/23 12:53:13 AM #45: |
"Homer, if you could kill someone on the way out, that would be great." "You got the dud! He looks just like you, Poindexter!" "Something about a bunch of guys out in the woods alone together seemed kinda gay." --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 03/28/23 1:01:04 AM #46: |
"It's Po-Mo!" "..." "Post-Modern!" "..." "Weird for the sake of weird." "Ohh." --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 03/28/23 1:19:03 AM #47: |
Marge: There's someone here to help! Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 03/28/23 1:32:22 AM #48: |
Krusty Burger being rebranded as IRS Burger always comes to mind this time of year for me. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 03/28/23 9:47:35 AM #49: |
"Homer, there's...no easy way to say this: we're going to have to cut off both of your arms." "They'll grow back, right?" "Uhh...sure." "Phew!" --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 03/28/23 3:24:39 PM #50: |
"Homer, are you just holding onto the can?" "Your point being?" --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove ... Copied to Clipboard!
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