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MrMallard 03/02/23 2:35:15 PM #1:	or at least, I will be. I'm back from a suspension. The culprit was a very tasteless meme I posted, though I was also warned in the same glut of moderations for saying that "being surprised about [X] is like being surprised at longstanding sexual abuse in the Catholic church". Modding me for being offensive doesn't eliminate all the child rape in the Catholic church and the subsequent cover-up by the Vatican, by the way. You might be able to tell, but I'm more or less done with fucking around. I genuinely hate to say it, but I think I finally understand the handful of stragglers who keep making alt accounts and coming back for years after it's clear that nobody likes them or wants to see them around on this website. The GameFAQs community - at least, the purely social community that doesn't contribute to the actual function of the GameFAQs site - is an incredibly ugly place that facilitates a negative feedback loop to keep people coming back. That's not to say that the site is designed that way from the top down, but it is to say that the toxic culture of the website fucks people up in a way that makes them want to keep posting despite the website making them feel worse as a person. I don't like that I'm "coming back", but I acknowledge that I benefit from venting my bile on what is essentially the emotional equivalent of a garbage dump. CE is a flawed and ugly place, and I'm a flawed and ugly person. Because of my growing disregard for CE, I'm almost certainly going to keep skirting the rules if I think it's funny or because I'm trying to make a point, and it's going to end with a ban. I'm not going to post porn or gore or whatever - my next moderation will probably be to spite some stupid horseshit that I disagree with. Like I still can't believe that "cracker is a slur against white people" is a position that the mod team has taken up, for example. I'm also still extremely discontent about how 9/11 has been used to justify decades of war and bloodshed, and using the memory of the three thousand victims to justify the destabilisation of the middle east is beyond fucked up - so expect me to spit in the face of 9/11 as a hallowed pro-war institution, like the three thousand victims of the WTC terror attacks would want their memory to be evoked in the name of rape and oil. That's the quality of my posting from now on. You can warn, suspend, purg or ban me now, because the feeling I have about CE can barely be summed up by calling it "contempt" and I'm gonna get real fucking spicy about it. So yeah, that's me saying that against my better judgement, I'm back on CE and I'm fully expecting to lose this account in the long run. When that happens, it'll probably be the only thing me and darkprince45 will ever have in common. --- You are sick, and you're married, and you might be dying - but you're holding me like water in your hands Now Playing: Runescape, Asphalt 9 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:971909276] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>or at least, I will be.I'm back from a suspension. The culprit was a very tasteless meme I posted, though I was also warned in the same glut of moderations for saying that "being surprised about [X] is like being surprised at longstanding sexual abuse in the Catholic church". Modding me for being offensive doesn't eliminate all the child rape in the Catholic church and the subsequent cover-up by the Vatican, by the way.You might be able to tell, but I'm more or less done with fucking around. I genuinely hate to say it, but I think I finally understand the handful of stragglers who keep making alt accounts and coming back for years after it's clear that nobody likes them or wants to see them around on this website. The GameFAQs community - at least, the purely social community that doesn't contribute to the actual function of the GameFAQs site - is an incredibly ugly place that facilitates a negative feedback loop to keep people coming back.That's not to say that the site is designed that way from the top down, but it is to say that the toxic culture of the website fucks people up in a way that makes them want to keep posting despite the website making them feel worse as a person. I don't like that I'm "coming back", but I acknowledge that I benefit from venting my bile on what is essentially the emotional equivalent of a garbage dump. CE is a flawed and ugly place, and I'm a flawed and ugly person.Because of my growing disregard for CE, I'm almost certainly going to keep skirting the rules if I think it's funny or because I'm trying to make a point, and it's going to end with a ban. I'm not going to post porn or gore or whatever - my next moderation will probably be to spite some stupid horseshit that I disagree with. Like I still can't believe that "cracker is a slur against white people" is a position that the mod team has taken up, for example. I'm also still extremely discontent about how 9/11 has been used to justify decades of war and bloodshed, and using the memory of the three thousand victims to justify the destabilisation of the middle east is beyond fucked up - so expect me to spit in the face of 9/11 as a hallowed pro-war institution, like the three thousand victims of the WTC terror attacks would want their memory to be evoked in the name of rape and oil.That's the quality of my posting from now on. You can warn, suspend, purg or ban me now, because the feeling I have about CE can barely be summed up by calling it "contempt" and I'm gonna get real fucking spicy about it.So yeah, that's me saying that against my better judgement, I'm back on CE and I'm fully expecting to lose this account in the long run. When that happens, it'll probably be the only thing me and darkprince45 will ever have in common.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 03/02/23 2:35:30 PM #2:	No mr mallard dont go --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:971909281] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>No mr mallard dont go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 03/02/23 2:35:43 PM #3:	k. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:971909288] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>k.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 03/02/23 2:37:29 PM #5:	Who? --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:971909322] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Who?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/02/23 2:38:32 PM #6:	okay --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:971909344] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>okay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 03/02/23 2:40:28 PM #7:	Its not gamefaqs, its you. That sounds like an easy joke but its the truth. Its fully possible to avoid the toxic topics on CE. If you take part in those topics thats on you. --- Why should we wait for some better time? There may not even be a tomorrow. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:971909368] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Its not gamefaqs, its you. That sounds like an easy joke but its the truth. Its fully possible to avoid the toxic topics on CE. If you take part in those topics thats on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 03/02/23 2:40:50 PM #8:	The mod told me they had a problem with the suicide meme. Which was tame as hell, to me, compared to the the other stuff. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:971909373] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>The mod told me they had a problem with the suicide meme. Which was tame as hell, to me, compared to the the other stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NordicValkyria 03/02/23 2:47:38 PM #10:	Well, well, how the turntables. <cite>NordicValkyria posted [p:971909497] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Well, well, how the turntables.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zavala 03/02/23 2:48:33 PM #11:	Tl;dr? --- Play Minecraft here: petecraft.mc.gg <cite>Zavala posted [p:971909513] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Tl;dr?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 03/02/23 2:52:27 PM #13:	Welcome back --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:971909575] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Welcome back</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 03/02/23 2:53:07 PM #14:	It's only GameFAQs, bro. It's not the serious. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:971909590] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>It's only GameFAQs, bro. It's not the serious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimbos_Egg 03/02/23 2:55:39 PM #16:	Oh wow, how brave of you. But have you tried... Getting a life? --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/OnEOsdT <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:971909641] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Oh wow, how brave of you.But have you tried... Getting a life?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 03/02/23 2:57:41 PM #18:	Relax TC --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:971909686] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Relax TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 03/02/23 2:57:55 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] You sure like stalking him. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:971909693] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You sure like stalking him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 03/02/23 2:58:00 PM #20:	Damn_Underscore posted... Its not gamefaqs, its you. MrMallard posted... CE is a flawed and ugly place, and I'm a flawed and ugly person. Way ahead of you, pally. NordicValkyria posted... Well, well, how the turntables. Yeah more or less --- You are sick, and you're married, and you might be dying - but you're holding me like water in your hands Now Playing: Runescape, Asphalt 9 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:971909695] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite><quote>Its not gamefaqs, its you.</quote>MrMallard posted... </cite><quote>CE is a flawed and ugly place, and I'm a flawed and ugly person.</quote>Way ahead of you, pally.NordicValkyria posted... </cite><quote>Well, well, how the turntables.</quote>Yeah more or less</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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A_Good_Boy 03/02/23 2:58:41 PM #22:	If posting here makes you happy, then just be happy and post here. If certain topics ruin your mood and bum you out, then avoid those topics and don't have those discussions. CE absolutely can be a toxic place, but that toxicity can only drag you down if you participate with it and allow it to drag you down. TC, don't make yourself miserable. --- Who is? I am! <cite>A_Good_Boy posted [p:971909704] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>If posting here makes you happy, then just be happy and post here. If certain topics ruin your mood and bum you out, then avoid those topics and don't have those discussions. CE absolutely can be a toxic place, but that toxicity can only drag you down if you participate with it and allow it to drag you down. TC, don't make yourself miserable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bandit_Keith 03/02/23 3:01:08 PM #24:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It's pretty obvious. I don't know what you must have said to him in the past, but he has it out for you more than the mods do. I wouldn't be surprised if he's marking all of your posts. lol Maybe he doesn't like how seriously you take the deadly pandemic? --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:971909746] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> It's pretty obvious. I don't know what you must have said to him in the past, but he has it out for you more than the mods do. I wouldn't be surprised if he's marking all of your posts. lolMaybe he doesn't like how seriously you take the deadly pandemic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 03/02/23 3:07:39 PM #25:	It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:971909875] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 03/02/23 3:10:52 PM #26:	VeggetaX posted... It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO. Battered Dork Syndrome --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:971909940] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO.</quote>Battered Dork Syndrome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 03/02/23 3:11:32 PM #27:	VeggetaX posted... It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO. Aside from the die part, that's literally what TC said. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:971909952] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO.</quote>Aside from the die part, that's literally what TC said.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 03/02/23 3:14:15 PM #28:	You can't leave for two very important reasons (listed in order of importance): 1) You're the only CEman I can think of worthy of inheriting my sig, which I have borne for 15 years, when and if I finally decide to retire it 2) You're a good person and I would miss you --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read https://imgur.com/1WshTZu - by DB_Insider https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:971910011] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>You can't leave for two very important reasons (listed in order of importance):1) You're the only CEman I can think of worthy of inheriting my sig, which I have borne for 15 years, when and if I finally decide to retire it2) You're a good person and I would miss you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 03/02/23 3:16:41 PM #29:	Come talk about this on tdh mallard --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:971910066] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Come talk about this on tdh mallard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 03/02/23 4:39:01 PM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:971911845] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcyWarcy 03/02/23 4:42:50 PM #32:	um, ok --- Looks like this gamer's paradise has turned into a gamer's hell............................................... <cite>MarcyWarcy posted [p:971911926] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>um, ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 03/02/23 5:44:53 PM #35:	Noooo but you're so eloquent and handsome.... --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:971913353] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Noooo but you're so eloquent and handsome.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GZAgenius 03/02/23 5:48:24 PM #37:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] They hated him for speaking truths --- https://vsmusick.wordpress.com/ https://www.last.fm/user/doesntexist420 <cite>GZAgenius posted [p:971913425] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> They hated him for speaking truths</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 03/02/23 5:51:14 PM #38:	Shit like this should be moddable --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:971913489] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Shit like this should be moddable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 03/02/23 5:52:45 PM #39:	Actually read the post. He might actually have a point or two there. At the same time, [LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:971913523] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Actually read the post. He might actually have a point or two there.At the same time,<cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 03/02/23 5:53:31 PM #40:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] iv> <cite>MrMallard posted [p:971913540] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> iv></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Afterburner 03/02/23 5:53:41 PM #41:	Burners are the way to go with the way the site is structured. Welcome to the throwaway club, TC. <cite>Afterburner posted [p:971913546] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Burners are the way to go with the way the site is structured. Welcome to the throwaway club, TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 03/02/23 5:55:05 PM #42:	MarcoRubio posted... Shit like this should be moddable Says GameFAQs user MarcoRubio --- You are sick, and you're married, and you might be dying - but you're holding me like water in your hands Now Playing: Runescape, Asphalt 9 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:971913575] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>Shit like this should be moddable</quote>Says GameFAQs user MarcoRubio</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 03/02/23 5:57:40 PM #44:	VeggetaX posted... It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO. Where the hell else am I supposed to go? Reddit? 4chan? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:971913630] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>It's like you guys hate it here but you can't and won't leave this place but at the same time you want this place to die LMAO.</quote>Where the hell else am I supposed to go?Reddit? 4chan?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 03/02/23 5:58:05 PM #45:	That OP sure was a wild ride --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:971913638] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>That OP sure was a wild ride</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 03/02/23 5:58:54 PM #46:	Turbam posted... Where the hell else am I supposed to go? Reddit? 4chan? Facebook --- I only come here when I'm at work http://error1355.com/ce/Tappor.html <cite>Tappor posted [p:971913654] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite><quote>Where the hell else am I supposed to go?Reddit? 4chan?</quote>Facebook</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 03/02/23 5:59:54 PM #47:	MrMallard posted... Says GameFAQs user MarcoRubio I did fucking say that, excellent reading comprehension --- She/Her <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:971913681] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted... </cite><quote>Says GameFAQs user MarcoRubio</quote>I did fucking say that, excellent reading comprehension </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 03/02/23 6:00:42 PM #48:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Referencing some old CE meme. The proper reaction is to be emberstormed iirc. --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:971913705] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Referencing some old CE meme. The proper reaction is to be emberstormed iirc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 03/02/23 6:00:51 PM #49:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Your dad never did the most clam thing? --- CrimsonAngel's alt <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:971913708] in MrMallard ... [t:80366204]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Your dad never did the most clam thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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