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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 6:07:46 AM
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Not a playthrough topic as I won't be playing regularly enough to update it.

But yes, playing that there game that the people are of the liking.

Only thing I know about it is that the last boss is that there Sekiro arm lady in the trailer named Melania, there's some Ludwig type monstrosity called Starcream Raubahn and the first boss is a MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA reskin called Tree Sentinel and you're kind of supposed to run from him.

Also jump attacks are OP.

I'm a samurai because I'm a weeb

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 6:08:36 AM
#2:


Malenia's not actually the last boss, she's the secret boss.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 6:13:00 AM
#3:


The intro narrator was extremely excited to read out a boss list.

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 6:25:52 AM
#4:


DA HATEFUL DOODOO DEVOURER

DA GROSS CACA CONSUMER

and this one basic bitch

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 6:29:27 AM
#5:


I managed to open the door to the cell you start in by pressing the door open button.

Deathless run still alive.

...That's a pretty Yggdrasil.

Edit: Deathless run over

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 7:11:39 AM
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I will fucking end you, Tree Sentinel.

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cuttin_in_farm
01/30/23 7:12:40 AM
#7:


pegusus123456 posted...
Malenia's not actually the last boss, she's the secret boss.

Lets avoid spoiling things for shits and giggles?

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boxoto
01/30/23 7:14:02 AM
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were you *minor spoilers* given any ash summons yet?

they help with that fight.

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 7:17:20 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Lets avoid spoiling things for shits and giggles?
I don't know that I'd consider that a spoiler but sure.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 7:26:43 AM
#10:


I was standing forty seven kilometers away from the tree sentinel and he jumped into the air and slammed his shield down and I died.

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 7:30:55 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I was standing forty seven kilometers away from the tree sentinel and he jumped into the air and slammed his shield down and I died.
try finger but hole

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Fluttershy
01/30/23 7:41:52 AM
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doesn't really sound like this is your first souls game. plan on doing anything extracurricular?

if you know what i mean

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 7:47:11 AM
#13:


Like a challenge run? Not really.

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Fluttershy
01/30/23 7:52:22 AM
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no i mean you know maybe you show up in someone else's world and wreck up the place

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 7:53:35 AM
#15:


Oh. No. I wasn't even sure if Elden had DS or Bloodborne style pvp.

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Fluttershy
01/30/23 7:56:35 AM
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it's closest to ds3.

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Kaiganeer
01/30/23 7:58:28 AM
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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 8:00:20 AM
#18:


The shoulder tackle on this horse is bullshit >_>

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DuneMan
01/30/23 8:00:28 AM
#19:


DeadBankerDream posted...
I'm a samurai because I'm a weeb
That's a good starting class for melee or bow use. It's better if you picked the gargoyle ashes. They also build up bleed effects, alongside your katana.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 8:27:51 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/9/AAeS0LAAEIxn.jpg

Best attempt so far as I now have to stop playing.

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Alucard188
01/30/23 8:37:32 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I will fucking end you, Tree Sentinel.

Me as well.

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
01/30/23 8:49:06 AM
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Level VIT. I know that's the meme advice but it is legit advice.

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 8:50:45 AM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Level VIT. I know that's the meme advice but it is legit advice.
Given that he's focused solely on the Tree Sentinel, I don't know that he's unlocked the ability to level lol

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
01/30/23 8:52:11 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Given that he's focused solely on the Tree Sentinel, I don't know that he's unlocked the ability to level lol

I mean solid point. Probably not. I was giving a little more general advice.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 1:40:31 PM
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Alright back to smashing my head against a wall for another two or three hours.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 2:54:12 PM
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This boss is kind of garbage.

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VirtuousWrath
01/30/23 3:03:51 PM
#27:


Don't bother fighting the Tree Sentinel at first. ER is predicated in the player not fighting everything the first time they encounter an area. It's an open-world game, you're expected to come back to things.

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DuneMan
01/30/23 3:14:03 PM
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On the other hand, there will be lots of trials if he rushes the castle first without exploring the other zones open to him. And, yes, technically you can skip past the castle too, but spoilers and whatnot...

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 3:20:44 PM
#29:


I can't play the second phase of the boss locked on because if he jumps and bashes while I'm in melee range of him the camera shits its pants.

I don't understand why they would do this.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 3:34:53 PM
#30:


Beat him, woo!

Is there a button where you can bring up the HUD or just it just stay hidden until you get into combat?

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Shamino
01/30/23 3:38:56 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Beat him, woo!

Is there a button where you can bring up the HUD or just it just stay hidden until you get into combat?

What level were you? There might be a photo mode that gets rid of the HUD? I never bothered on PC

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Fluttershy
01/30/23 3:43:54 PM
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Is there a button where you can bring up the HUD or just it just stay hidden until you get into combat?

you can set it so it's always there, if that's what you want. but other than that, nope.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 3:45:50 PM
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That's unfortunate. I would prefer to play with it off but being able to bring it up if important. I guess I'll manage. For now at least.

Also I haven't unlocked leveling up yet as far as I can tell, so I'm still base level.

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VirtuousWrath
01/30/23 4:11:58 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I can't play the second phase of the boss locked on because if he jumps and bashes while I'm in melee range of him the camera shits its pants.

I don't understand why they would do this.
The greatest enemy you'll ever fight in ER is indeed the camera.

My tips would be, not every fight should be done locked on and also learn how to do a claw grip around your controller. You need to be able to rotate the camera while rolling and running during combat.

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DeadBankerDream
01/30/23 6:13:26 PM
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A ballista shot me in the face then exploded me :(

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Null_Gain
01/30/23 6:24:32 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
A ballista shot me in the face then exploded me :(

I've tried to use those but I don't think you're supposed to.

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pegusus123456
01/30/23 9:23:06 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
That's unfortunate. I would prefer to play with it off but being able to bring it up if important. I guess I'll manage. For now at least.
It always comes up in combat. And I'd your health or mana aren't at max, it'll always show them. I believe it'll also pop up if you cycle through your d-pad.

DeadBankerDream posted...
This boss is kind of garbage.
In fairness, he's really not meant to be fought at level one lol

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Lost_All_Senses
01/30/23 9:25:25 PM
#39:


DeadBankerDream posted...
This boss is kind of garbage.

What's garbage about him?

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Shamino
01/30/23 9:34:38 PM
#40:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's garbage about him?

Fighting the Sentinel Knight at level one can feel like garbage

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Lost_All_Senses
01/30/23 9:53:05 PM
#41:


Shamino posted...
Fighting the Sentinel Knight at level one can feel like garbage
That's different than him being garbage lol. But I feel you. I just go past him at first

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HudGard
01/30/23 10:08:10 PM
#42:


VirtuousWrath posted...
Don't bother fighting the Tree Sentinel at first. ER is predicated in the player not fighting everything the first time they encounter an area. It's an open-world game, you're expected to come back to things.
I wish people actually learned this fucking lesson.

Lost track how many times I get summoned to Selia Crystal Tunnel because of dipshits insisting on beating that boss the moment their level 12 ass gets teleported there.

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pegusus123456
01/31/23 12:02:10 AM
#43:


HudGard posted...
Lost track how many times I get summoned to Selia Crystal Tunnel because of dipshits insisting on beating that boss the moment their level 12 ass gets teleported there.
I imagine a not insignificant percentage of people think you need to beat the boss to leave.

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Shamino
01/31/23 12:35:44 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I imagine a not insignificant percentage of people think you need to beat the boss to leave.

Never once did I think exploring or staying in that cave was a good idea, especially because by the time you inadvertently get there, it should be obvious you can go wherever you want.

I wonder if there's a correlation between people fighting the sentinel over and over with people that head to the boss in the cave.

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pegusus123456
01/31/23 12:45:23 AM
#45:


Shamino posted...
Never once did I think exploring or staying in that cave was a good idea, especially because by the time you inadvertently get there, it should be obvious you can go wherever you want.
There's no map though and it locks out fast travel. If you make the wrong turn, you could end up heading deeper in instead of out. And a good number of games just do not explore.

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DeadBankerDream
01/31/23 1:01:29 AM
#46:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
What's garbage about him?
His pony's shoulder check has so little windup that you can't cancel out of an attack animation and dodge it, depending on how early in the animation you are. He can seemingly chain into it at any point in his combos if you're at his right front, which is exactly where he wants you to be and he'll be damn sure to contort to high heaven in his movement to get you there.

In phase two his shield bashing moves completely ruins your camera if he is in melee range when he does it and I literally had to uncomfortably play the phase locked off in a claw position to avoid just dying whenever he did it.

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pegusus123456
01/31/23 1:04:12 AM
#47:


If you didn't like the camera on Tree Sentinel, ooh boy.

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boxoto
01/31/23 1:05:31 AM
#48:


I'd at least recommend unlocking leveling up first.

Tree Sentinel will be there when you go back.

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wanderingshade
01/31/23 1:11:00 AM
#49:


I like how Tree Sentinel was supposed to be an introduction to FromSoft Miyazaki style "Come back in 50 levels when you can fight this guy" and everyone on the internet tried to fight him at level 1.

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pegusus123456
01/31/23 1:13:55 AM
#50:


wanderingshade posted...
I like how Tree Sentinel was supposed to be an introduction to FromSoft Miyazaki style "Come back in 50 levels when you can fight this guy" and everyone on the internet tried to fight him at level 1.
I knew he'd murder me but I wanted to know just how hard he'd murder me.

TC doesn't know this because he's a samurai, but he has a special fuck you move for spellcasters who think they can outrange him. If you start firing projectiles at him, he throws his shield up and it starts to glow. If you hit the shield, it immediately retaliates with a laser.

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DeadBankerDream
01/31/23 1:15:07 AM
#51:


Anyway, I picked up a warpick and I'm kind of digging it. A little too close range in some situations, but it's fast bashing attacks and shield kicking is pleasing to my face. Also explored a bit and found a "boss" that was just a werewolf with a cleaver. I punched his face in and got a talisman! Going from 4 to 1 ring slots is :(

Also found a gank boss in a dark ass cave that was too spooky to retry :(

Not sure how much I should dick around or if I should just move on in the story. Like, if I had dicked around a bunch after tree sentinel it seems I wouldn't have unlocked leveling, so that would have sucked.

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