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UnfairRepresent
10/01/22 2:33:13 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then suddenly a fluffle of bunnies will appear next you and generally flop around except that they will follow you anywhere you go.

Literally anywhere. You can go to work and have them escorted out by security but then moments later somehow they will be sitting around you to you with angry security going "How did you sneak them back in here!?"

Even if you go to take a shit and lock them outside the bathroom, when you blink somehow they will be inside the bathroom sitting next to you.

You could be fooling around at your beautiful girlfriend's house, carry her to her bed and it'll be covered in bunnies as if it knew you were coming.

The bunnies doesn't age and will never leave you alone no matter what you do. They're always there.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAZiH8AADvAY.jpg

Would you take it?

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R1masher
10/01/22 2:34:08 PM
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Are they edible?

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ProboBum
10/01/22 2:34:15 PM
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Aren't these supposed to have a downside?

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Scohen
10/01/22 2:34:19 PM
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What if I go on vacation?

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UnfairRepresent
10/01/22 2:34:37 PM
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Scohen posted...
What if I go on vacation?
a fluffle of bunnies follow you around for the rest of your life.


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silverpine
10/01/22 2:46:19 PM
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kingdrake2
10/01/22 2:50:21 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
As long as they don't piss and shit, sure.

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pfh1001
10/01/22 2:53:36 PM
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Rabbits shit everywhere constantly, so that would be a hell no.
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Shotgunnova
10/01/22 2:55:37 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/8/AABhrNAADYWi.jpg

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Scohen
10/01/22 2:56:12 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
a fluffle of bunnies follow you around for the rest of your life.

so TSA and customs are gonna be ok with a bunch of bunnies walking behind me ?

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/01/22 2:57:04 PM
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so i get to have my own bunny army? that's dope!
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UnfairRepresent
10/01/22 2:57:49 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/8/AABhrNAADYWi.jpg
Careful now

Scohen posted...
so TSA and customs are gonna be ok with a bunch of bunnies walking behind me ?

Probably not

But then you sit down and when you turn around/blink suddenly they're all around you again

Even on the plane, when you land, in the taxi cab, at the hotel

They will follow you everywhere forever

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ellis123
10/01/22 2:58:14 PM
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Scohen posted...
so TSA and customs are gonna be ok with a bunch of bunnies walking behind me ?
It's not like the bunnies are linked to your ownership. It's TSA's problem to deal with.

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NoxObscuras
10/01/22 3:06:43 PM
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pfh1001 posted...
Rabbits shit everywhere constantly, so that would be a hell no.
This. When I was in elementary school, I took care of our class rabbit before... So much pee and poop... It was horrible!

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/01/22 3:16:58 PM
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kingdrake2
10/01/22 6:40:48 PM
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randy_123r posted...
What happens during harsh environments? Would I be leaving a trail of dead bunnies?


yes.

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TerraSeeker
10/01/22 7:12:20 PM
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You mean I can have therapy animals for the rest of my life?

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Philip027
10/01/22 8:08:35 PM
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If that's the legitimate term for a group of bunnies, that's adorable.

In any case, nah.
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/22 3:37:03 AM
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Philip027 posted...
If that's the legitimate term for a group of bunnies, that's adorable.
It is

You've never heard fluffle before?

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Imit8m3
10/02/22 3:40:52 AM
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All i hear is $400k AND unlimited rabbit stew.

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Bugmeat
10/02/22 3:50:58 AM
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Nah. Not worth all the shit and piss that they'd be leaving everywhere.


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GGuirao13
10/02/22 4:05:48 AM
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Deal.

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BloodMoon7
10/02/22 4:07:10 AM
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No can do, have cats. Do the rabbits die? Or do they somehow keep coming back only to get torn apart again?

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Ricemills
10/02/22 4:08:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent
10/02/22 4:15:47 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
No can do, have cats. Do the rabbits die? Or do they somehow keep coming back only to get torn apart again?
No the rabbits can't die and you'll never be able to tear them apart.

Every time you try, you'll fail. If you try to grab one with the intent of killing it, you'll slip and miss grabbing it, or it'll move out of the way.

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BloodMoon7
10/02/22 4:24:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
No the rabbits can't die and you'll never be able to tear them apart.

Every time you try, you'll fail. If you try to grab one with the intent of killing it, you'll slip and miss grabbing it, or it'll move out of the way.
I wouldn't try to kill a rabbit, I'm not that evil.

My cats are that evil though. I guess it'll be good exercise if they can never actually catch them and I don't have to clean up bodies again.

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/22 8:19:08 AM
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pretty even so far

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rexcrk
10/04/22 8:21:17 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
pretty even so far


Thank you for bumping your two day old topic with this very important insightful information.


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YugiNoob
10/04/22 8:30:47 AM
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Fuck no. $400K can't even buy a shitty apartment here unless it's in a super shitty part of the island, meaning I would still have to work. Working means walking downtown. Walking downtown with bunnies following means countless smashed bunnies and a continual trail of blood and rabbit death cries.

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