Current Events > Jeez. Woman discovers her boyfriend of 6 years is actually her brother

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Just_a_loser
09/07/22 2:49:02 PM
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https://www.boredpanda.com/couple-brother-sister-dna-reddit/

Traumatizing

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HylianFox
09/07/22 2:49:53 PM
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At least it's not her mom

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TaylorHeinicke
09/07/22 2:49:58 PM
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fucking yikes

like what do you even do at that point? you've already certainly done everything sexually, is it insane to just keep going? (and not have kids of course)

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SpiritSephiroth
09/07/22 2:50:12 PM
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This shit seems to happen a lot on the news. Its surprising.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
09/07/22 2:50:24 PM
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Sounds like that game....

Twelve Minutes.

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FortuneCookie
09/07/22 2:51:05 PM
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I would keep going. It's not like you can un-commit incest.

It's consensual so it's not like there's a victim. I'd just recommend adopting children rather than having biological offspring.
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GATTJT
09/07/22 2:54:25 PM
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Honestly, after 6 years, does it matter? They've fucked, probably a lot. They love each other. They were adopted by different families so they didn't grow up together. As long as they don't have kids, what's the big deal?

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Lairen
09/07/22 2:54:36 PM
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That article is written very poorly:

" I found out he was my biological brother"
She found out he was her biological brother.

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specialkid8
09/07/22 2:55:08 PM
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Fake reddit stories are news?

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Crimsoness
09/07/22 2:55:14 PM
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Reddit stories are news now?

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HylianFox
09/07/22 2:55:45 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Fake reddit stories are news?

Crimsoness posted...
Reddit stories are news now?

It's boredpanda, so yes

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/07/22 2:55:51 PM
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Lairen posted...
That article is written very poorly:

" I found out he was my biological brother"
She found out he was her biological brother.
It's one of those sites that just copies Reddit posts. Like Youtubers who just read Reddit posts out loud. So dumb.

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CedarPointcp
09/07/22 2:56:05 PM
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how did they not know they were full brother and sister , though?
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EyeWontBeFooled
09/07/22 2:56:38 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I would keep going. It's not like you can un-commit incest.

It's consensual so it's not like there's a victim. I'd just recommend adopting children rather than having biological offspring.


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Pogo_Marimo
09/07/22 2:57:59 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Fake reddit stories are news?


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Lairen
09/07/22 3:00:52 PM
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"For six years ive constantly got "Damn yall look blood related" but us both being adopted thought nothing of it"

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GiftedACIII
09/08/22 8:58:07 AM
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Reminds me of that star wars copypasta

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Cobra1010
09/08/22 9:07:12 AM
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Sounds like reddit karma farming

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Back_Stabbath
09/08/22 9:12:38 AM
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Websites like the one in the OP are a big reason why people post such outlandish, juicy bullshit on reddit.
Like I'm not saying the scenario is impossible, but who the fuck would jump on the internet and post in detail about such an event.

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MrMallard
09/08/22 9:19:44 AM
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TaylorHeinicke posted...
you've already certainly done everything sexually, is it insane to just keep going? (and not have kids of course)
On one hand, I can understand that there's been a long, loving relationship between them where they haven't been aware of this awful situation. There's got to be some mixed feelings about the whole thing, reconciling that six year long relationship with the knowledge that the person you were in love with and had sex with is actually your brother.

But saying that, the answer to your question of "is it insane to just keep going" is a clear, unanimous, absolute YES. It IS fucking insane to keep FUCKING YOUR BIOLOGICAL BROTHER because you're six years into an unintentionally incestuous relationship. To go "well he's already nutted in me and made me queef an untold number of times, might as well keep going" is abject fucking insanity. Why is this even up for debate?

GATTJT posted...
Honestly, after 6 years, does it matter?
Seriously, think about what you're saying. "Well obviously they shouldn't have kids, but--" why the fuck is there a "but" in this conversation? When you find out your lover is actually a direct blood relative, you stop fucking them. It's common decency if nothing else.

Like I said initially, I can only imagine the nightmare this situation would be for this couple. How do you reconcile six years of a close romantic bond with the sudden knowledge that you're related to them? But it is absolutely buttfuck insane to go "they're just two crazy kids who've already done it all, why should we rain on their parade and make them stop?" It's because they're direct fucking siblings. When that becomes apparent, you have to stop.

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spikethedevil
09/08/22 9:22:45 AM
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CedarPointcp posted...
how did they not know they were full brother and sister , though?

Read the article.

They were both adopted. @CedarPointcp

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bigblu89
09/08/22 9:22:58 AM
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CedarPointcp posted...
how did they not know they were full brother and sister , though?
They were both given up for adoption at birth, and were adopted by two different families.

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SuperShake666
09/08/22 9:24:38 AM
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Dear Penthouse Forum...

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Solo_Wing
09/08/22 10:25:42 AM
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Hey there's an episode of house like this, except they're half siblings

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Simon_Gruber
09/08/22 10:26:01 AM
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Wasn't this the plot of some mid-2000's era movie? Sounds familiar.
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wackyteen
09/08/22 10:26:45 AM
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Trying to read that article is less pleasant than sounding myself with a rusty nail

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gunplagirl
09/08/22 10:41:18 AM
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If it happened then the best solution for everyone involved is to report the couple to the authorities for committing acts of incest which are illegal in most states. Guess how many non Bible belt states allow it.

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Naysaspace
09/08/22 10:44:01 AM
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Its reddit so its likely a fake story tho.
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Vegy
09/08/22 10:45:39 AM
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People still believe reddit stories lol

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Foppe
09/08/22 10:45:58 AM
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Crimsoness posted...
Reddit stories are news now?
boredpanda lives on reposting reddit posts.

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TomClark
09/08/22 10:47:36 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/4/AAABqgAADpsA.jpg

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Returning_CEmen
09/08/22 10:47:55 AM
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Quantum entanglement

I hate how that article is written. Shows partial screenshot of post and then paraphrase the exact excerpt immediately after.

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Tyranthraxus
09/08/22 10:49:43 AM
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Almost certainly fake. It's basically the same story as this one (which was deleted because it was fake)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/5ia1v7/support_i_found_out_yesterday_that_my_fiance_and/

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Serious_Cat
09/08/22 10:51:08 AM
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Do those mail-in DNA companies even determine specific relationships? I'm doubting this.

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Naysaspace
09/08/22 10:56:09 AM
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they don't, no.

i hope the author got lots and lots of reddit karma points.
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Naysaspace
09/08/22 10:58:10 AM
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top reddit comment:

"Well.. To be honest, those DNA tests are pretty accurate.. Be prepared to get the same result if you take another test."

And yet, there's this....
https://www.cbc.ca/news/science/dna-ancestry-kits-twins-marketplace-1.4980976

I doubt the top commentor has done 5 different tests. But i hope they put those internet points to good use.
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