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rwlh 09/02/22 5:05:54 PM #1: |
as nominated by @HanOfTheNekos Arguments for the Moon:
Arguments for DK: (sorry this was the best video I could find) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=098JxlzxTeM
Last topic looked interesting on paper, but Wario ran away with the match. (Wario > DK > Bowser...so does Wario > Bowser?) Today we celebrate our 25th Donkey Kong fight topic with a special opponent: the scary, cataclysmic moon from Majora's Mask. DK is a tough fighter with moon-punching experience, but does he have what it takes to singlehandedly prevent the end of the world? Nominations are welcome! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 09/02/22 5:07:28 PM #2: |
In case you're curious, here are the outcomes of all the previous fights: 1. Psycho Mantis: win 2. Akuma: loss 3. Pokemon Trainer Red: loss but there were plenty of conditionals 4. Sabin Figaro: loss 5. Knuckles the Echidna: win 6. Malenia, Blade of Miquella: loss 7. Albert Wesker: loss 8. Kuma: win 9. Estelle Bright: win 10. Bowser: narrow win! 11. Air Man: too close to call 12. Pyramid Head: win 13. Johnny Cage: loss 14. Commander Shepard: loss 15. The 1985 Chicago Bears: win 16. Spike: win 17. Ike: loss 18. Shredder: loss 19. Charles Barkley: loss 20. Ezio Auditore da Firenze: loss 21. Cranky Kong: loss 22. Rocky Balboa: win 23. Max Caulfield: win 24. Wario: loss 25. The Moon: ??? That gives DK a win-loss record of 10-13-1. Not too shabby, given some of these opponents! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crescent-Moon 09/02/22 5:25:45 PM #3: |
rwlh posted... as nominated by @HanOfTheNekosBowser stomps DK handily so that one was pretty clearly wrong~ --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamekguy 09/02/22 6:04:47 PM #4: |
Looking at The Moon in Majora's Mask as it is about to make impact, it is about equal to the size of Clock Town, with the cone of flame and destruction extending a bit further. Donkey Kong Country Returns' factory seems to be about small city-size, especially if it was based off of Kremkrock Industries or, more likely, is the remnants of said industry restarted by the Tiki Taks and Corporal Cluck. I then took an image of the ending of Returns that shows the rough location of the factory, increased the size of the MM moon to be generous, and placed ut in to show roughly how large the impact would be compared to the DK moon.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/1/AAPJzrAADoXv.jpg ... Link gets wiped by that? Link's WEAK. Donkey Kong --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-hotdogturtle-- 09/02/22 6:10:24 PM #5: |
How exactly are they "fighting"? Is the moon falling like it does in MM and DK is just trying to stop it or die trying? --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-hotdogturtle-- 09/02/22 6:15:48 PM #6: |
Also, now that these topics are more established and we're accustomed to the type of "fights" being discussed, I'm retroactively siding with DK > Red. --- Hey man, LlamaGuy did encrypt the passwords. With what? ROT-13? -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiquidOshawott 09/02/22 6:16:57 PM #7: |
this depends, is DKs experience gonna cause him to think its ok to punch the moon downwards instead of upwards? Because thats gonna accelerate the death clock --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 09/02/22 6:17:37 PM #8: |
is fighting a sentient moon different than just punching a regular moon --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 09/02/22 7:37:52 PM #9: |
-hotdogturtle-- posted... How exactly are they "fighting"? Is the moon falling like it does in MM and DK is just trying to stop it or die trying? Up to you! To me, it makes sense that the moon is falling, since IIRC that's its only real form of attack. Whether DK tries to punch it back into the sky or tries something else, that's up to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 09/02/22 8:04:35 PM #10: |
I don't think DK has enough Hearts cred to win here --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 09/02/22 10:00:12 PM #11: |
Nominate Angry Sun --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueCrystalTear 09/02/22 10:30:36 PM #12: |
The moon crushes the entirety of Clock Town in the bad ending. In the good ending, it takes four giants well larger than a gorilla to hold the thing up. DK doesn't stand a chance. Moon wins. --- [This post adds nothing to the discussion but for whatever reason I felt the need to say it anyway.] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterplum 09/02/22 10:37:35 PM #13: |
Moon Punching up is way harder than punching down. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 09/02/22 10:38:12 PM #14: |
when the fuck did I nominate this? --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GavsEvans123 09/03/22 6:54:50 AM #15: |
If DK punches the Moon down, it destroys the arena. If he punches up, the Moon will be sent away, but unless he can punch the Moon so hard it escapes Earth's gravitational pull, there's nothing stopping it from coming back again. DK needs to give his first punch everything he's got, because the expended energy from that means he won't be able to top it with his next punch if it isn't enough. The Moon wins. If you're still taking nominations, I'll nominate Juggernaut (Marvel Comics). --- Call from demon - with dark power to tempt your mind, very proud of the power. Destroy the firing shot! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dantezoid 09/03/22 9:28:43 AM #16: |
Donkey kong survives --- Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Blur_ 09/03/22 9:30:27 AM #17: |
DK clearly DK can somehow breathe in space so who cares if he punches down --- Feel the sadnesss of the Earth, and I close my eyes. And I'm beyond time now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 09/03/22 10:18:24 AM #18: |
It seems like the Moon is accelerated toward Clock Town by Majora. The Giants aren't just bearing its weight. It's trying to push past them. Think a colony with thrusters. So DK would have to destroy it or kill Majora and not simply knock it back into orbit or further. Even if DK just punches it down, that won't necessarily destroy the Moon, empowered as it is by evil magicks. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 09/03/22 10:38:00 AM #19: |
HanOfTheNekos posted... when the fuck did I nominate this? I thought it was you, but I didn't keep a record of the nom. Sorry for the ping if it wasn't! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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plasmabeam 09/03/22 10:46:42 AM #20: |
Nominate: T-800 Terminator --- ~Jacksonville Jaguars~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kamekguy 09/03/22 10:51:59 AM #21: |
in the manga Majora myth, Majora is defeated because someone is willing to befriend it, and then plays the drums for three days straight, causing Majora to rapidly age and die in joy. If DK has to go inside of the moon to beat some weird metaphors and they ask him to play, he is a world-renowned musician with covers of songs like Row, Row, Row Your Boat, Wild Thing, Losing My Religion, and Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!). He is uniquely equipped to make history repeat itself. --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonair 09/03/22 10:58:09 AM #22: |
Donkey Kong easily wins this, especially if he plays the inverted song of time on his bongos --- FALCON PUNCH! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dante 09/03/22 11:19:19 AM #23: |
for real though even if the moon crashes down, so long as donkey survives (whether or not he was in the impact zone; ie in orbit because he just punched it down) he wins handily. we have no evidence the moon can lift itself back up and try again so he's really just attacking a big rock at that point --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leonhart4 09/03/22 11:20:16 AM #24: |
Dante posted... for real though even if the moon crashes down, so long as donkey survives (whether or not he was in the impact zone; ie in orbit because he just punched it down) he wins handily. we have no evidence the moon can lift itself back up and try again so he's really just attacking a big rock at that point Donkey Kong wins by doing absolutely nothing --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lopen 09/03/22 11:20:46 AM #25: |
Change to DK --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GANON1025 09/03/22 11:26:50 AM #26: |
Yeah, I'll go with DK --- https://i.imgur.com/G17qCv1.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterplum 09/03/22 12:43:54 PM #27: |
Kamekguy posted... in the manga Majora myth, Majora is defeated because someone is willing to befriend it, and then plays the drums for three days straight, causing Majora to rapidly age and die in joy. I feel like this is the Pokmon argument all over again. Yes, I think DK would win if he was link in majoras mask, no I don't think he would win a straight fight with the moon --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hbthebattle 09/03/22 12:48:22 PM #28: |
MM Moon is a lot smaller than the actual moon lol DK --- :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiquidOshawott 09/03/22 12:49:19 PM #29: |
Hbthebattle posted... MM Moon is a lot smaller than the actual moon lol but DKC moon doesnt look like its that big either! --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hbthebattle 09/03/22 12:50:28 PM #30: |
Nominate 10000 DKs vs 1 billion lions --- :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hbthebattle 09/03/22 12:53:08 PM #31: |
LiquidOshawott posted... but DKC moon doesnt look like its that big either!in the punching scene yeah, but in other scenes (and other mario games, esp Odyssey) it looks much larger --- :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swirIdude 09/03/22 1:57:18 PM #32: |
Leonhart4 posted... Donkey Kong wins by doing absolutely nothing --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swirIdude 09/03/22 2:05:57 PM #33: |
Nominate Jimmy Neutron.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/7/AAD2RAAADokf.jpg --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rwlh 09/03/22 5:49:16 PM #34: |
drops the moon on this topic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 09/03/22 6:47:59 PM #35: |
paperwarior posted... It seems like the Moon is accelerated toward Clock Town by Majora. The Giants aren't just bearing its weight. It's trying to push past them. Think a colony with thrusters. So DK would have to destroy it or kill Majora and not simply knock it back into orbit or further. Even if DK just punches it down, that won't necessarily destroy the Moon, empowered as it is by evil magicks. Is Majora actually present in this fight? If not, then the moon wouldn't have that acceleration. --- Seplito Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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