Current Events > Drinking Topic 151: Fuck birthdays, the proof is in the Bacardi

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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:04:27 PM
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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:05:25 PM
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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:06:48 PM
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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:08:20 PM
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is Smackems in the naughty corner already?
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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:10:53 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
is Smackems in the naughty corner already?

I checked since you asked but thankfully no. Unless he's on a time delay, he's fine thankfully

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Smackems
08/26/22 11:11:34 PM
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Just a matter of time

Didn't see the last two posts till now

I'm too lazy anyway

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:13:18 PM
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We need to get @Hambo into these.
May or may not be a drunkard, damn fine artist tho.
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a-c-a-b
08/26/22 11:18:37 PM
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I'm pissed outta my goddamn tree.

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Smackems
08/26/22 11:21:01 PM
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Just don't piss on my car

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a-c-a-b
08/26/22 11:23:37 PM
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Smackems posted...
Just don't piss on my car
Don't tell me what to do.

I'll pee on your car something good.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:24:35 PM
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Smackems posted...
Just don't piss on my car
I'm pissing right into your goddamn gas tank.
...after all this sake, it's probably 90-octane piss anyway.
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Smackems
08/26/22 11:30:03 PM
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Hey mine has a tow cable hole

Pee in that

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:32:18 PM
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anyone have an opnion on Chevy Trax?
My current car is actively disintegrating after twenty years, and this state inspection is probably the last one.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/22 11:37:33 PM
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I feel this topic is referencing me in someway..... Yeah not a happy birthday but it'll be a good topic damnit!

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Smackems
08/26/22 11:38:58 PM
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What do you drive? Get a Corolla

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/22 11:41:49 PM
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Honda Civics evidently last a while. I want to get a new SUV though. I already saved enough to get one I thnk a 4 runner would be awesome I gotta shop prices on em but that's a little ways off.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:42:44 PM
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Smackems posted...
What do you drive?
2002 Ford ZX2.
I can't get a "ferrin" car, or my UAW-for-35-years dad may disown me, but he's told me that it doesn't matter.

I want a cheap car I will run out for 200000 miles, that can maybe pull a boat or a small camper.
The ZX2 made it out to 160K before the timing belt died, and it zombies on because the engine didn't destroy the valves when that happened.
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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:44:08 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I feel this topic is referencing me in someway..... Yeah not a happy birthday but it'll be a good topic damnit!

I don;t think it was... at least I didn't mean for it to be...

but any excuse to explain the references I make, I will jump on so BUCKLE UP! (not really, nothing interesting lol)

but yeah obviously 151 as in Bacardi 151. Main premise of topic. and "proof" references 151 being extra proofed.

The bday thing was a reference to that 50 cent song ages ago with the lyrics "gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday" I never liked that song but I felt compelled to reference it.

As much shit I threw in there, I feel like I maybe went too hard lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/22 11:45:35 PM
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That actually makes all the sense in the world when you spell it out like that.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:46:12 PM
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Still tho.. a "fuck birthday" is a great birthday.
Unless you're like, ten. Someone's going to prison for awhile
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/22 11:49:16 PM
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I don't care about my birthday anyway so today is like.... whatever.

After 21 who gives a shit. I'll support other peoples birthdays but I don't care about mine anymore.

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Smackems
08/26/22 11:50:30 PM
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Get something with a backup camera. Life changer. Don't think I could go back

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/22 11:52:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
Get something with a backup camera. Life changer. Don't think I could go back

Oh fuck that I don't use those godamn things. Fuckin waste of money. Use your godamn mirrors and look back for fucks sake.

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 11:55:14 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh fuck that I don't use those godamn things. Fuckin waste of money. Use your godamn mirrors and look back for fucks sake.
This. The state of Missouri somehow decided I was competent enough to operate a motor vehicle in 1991, and that's the level of tech I know how to use.

I've had nothing but manual transmissions, by choice, for nearly thirty years now.
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Smackems
08/26/22 11:56:31 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh fuck that I don't use those godamn things. Fuckin waste of money. Use your godamn mirrors and look back for fucks sake.
GROSS JUNNY

I love the things. Don't have to turn my neck so much. And that's worth it to me

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FigureOfSpeech
08/26/22 11:57:04 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That actually makes all the sense in the world when you spell it out like that.

considering I am always trying to make all the sense in the world but I know I never fucking actually do

that is the best compliment I can recall having ever received. Fucking perfect on target thanks on that, man :)

And the fact that understood it too is important. I'm always out there on stuff I say. I fuckin love when anyone understands me lmao.

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 12:02:26 AM
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Manual >>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> automatic
fight me

The greatest anti-theft device ever is a five-speed.
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Smackems
08/27/22 12:03:12 AM
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WHATt

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 12:04:15 AM
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Fuck Manual too. I'm basically just lazy with it. I learned how but I never had a car that had it. I've driven a big ol dirty farm truck around and never fucked up but still no.

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 12:05:10 AM
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Smackems posted...
WHATt
I can't drive an automatic, because severe Phantom Clutch Syndrome.
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Smackems
08/27/22 12:05:12 AM
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I want the piece of shit to drive itself too

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Smackems
08/27/22 12:05:49 AM
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And to do my job for me and cook

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Johnny_Nutcase
08/27/22 12:06:06 AM
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If I could rely on i'd love a self driving car.

Beyond that I want a car that goes "Ohhh dear from the seat sensors I can tell you've blown a lot of gas out and your ass is shifting quite a bit. Let me calculate the best speed so you hit all the lights just right so you don't shit yourself"..... WHERES THAT?

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Smackems
08/27/22 12:06:13 AM
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And sex me too

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Smackems
08/27/22 12:06:50 AM
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Hell I want it to sex everyone in here

Especially machete. Feel like he could use a sex

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 12:07:08 AM
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Smackems posted...
And to do my job for me and cook
General Motors already gave you that dream in 1973.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GMC_motorhome
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Smackems
08/27/22 12:09:26 AM
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It ain't doin me no good on WIKIPEDIA

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 12:13:31 AM
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GMC Motorhome is my #2 dream car behind M4 Sherman

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FigureOfSpeech
08/27/22 12:18:43 AM
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Smackems posted...
Especially machete. Feel like he could use a sex

not wrong lol

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Hambo
08/27/22 1:33:52 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
We need to get @Hambo into these.
May or may not be a drunkard, damn fine artist tho.
Aww thank you. I don't really drink unless someone else is telling me what to get, but I always thought I'd make a great alcoholic.

Anyway, backup cameras are great. Waaay more visibility than mirrors alone. Although I did back into a parked car once when I wasn't looking at the camera...

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Smackems
08/27/22 1:50:58 AM
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Hambo posted...
Aww thank you. I don't really drink unless someone else is telling me what to get, but I always thought I'd make a great alcoholic.

Anyway, backup cameras are great. Waaay more visibility than mirrors alone. Although I did back into a parked car once when I wasn't looking at the camera...
Two or three of us, myself included, don't drink

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 1:53:29 AM
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Hambo posted...
but I always thought I'd make a great alcoholic.
Alcoholics go to meetigs.
We're drunks.

obligatory Hamboner:
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Smackems
08/27/22 2:03:51 AM
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Wait who was the first guy?!

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 2:05:37 AM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Peterson
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Smackems
08/27/22 2:09:47 AM
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Oh my

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Hambo
08/27/22 2:21:00 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
obligatory Hamboner:
Is that what we're calling them? I thought that's what it was called when I -- actually nevermind, it's fine. And thanks for the reminder about Mr. Peterson. I actually didn't remember his name or his deal either lol.

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 2:23:55 AM
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Hambo posted...
Is that what we're calling them?
Is there any reason not to?
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Hambo
08/27/22 2:27:21 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Is there any reason not to?
I can't think of any. \_()_/

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Questionmarktarius
08/27/22 2:32:54 AM
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Hambo posted...
\_()_/
Stay in the drinking threads.
None of us give a shit about anything, regardless of being CEnemies otherwise.

I've been trying to get @antifar here for years, and that's my arch-nemesis.
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Smackems
08/27/22 2:38:34 AM
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Antifar is my favorite political person here. He's very nice, civil, and critical of his own side

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