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Johnny_Nutcase 09/13/22 11:37:47 PM #451: |
Ohhhh i've heard that one and the jerk off one. The best was "You were drunk huh?" --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/13/22 11:39:12 PM #452: |
Holy fuck I just dropped scissors on my foot dude. Didn't hurt me but damn --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/13/22 11:41:32 PM #453: |
It's karma man. You are gonna sit down to take a dump later and a pair of scissors is gonna stick you in your bunghole outta nowhere. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/13/22 11:43:49 PM #454: |
You gotta get pissed with a package and really drive into it. The stabbing doesnt even hurt its all the the aftermath --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/13/22 11:51:28 PM #455: |
Me and my buddy were playing chicken with a screw driver once, we'd throw it at the ground around our feet and I wouldn't flinch and he hit eventually hit my foot and I still didn't flinch. It was like the scene out of IASIP when they are playing chardee macdennis and they throw the dart directly into dennis' hand. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/13/22 11:59:01 PM #456: |
It's not the initial penetration. I bet your foot was fucked for a while after. I doubt you two were throwin fastballs either so it couldnt be that bad. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 12:05:32 AM #458: |
Jurassic park? Not bein cute but it's good.. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 12:06:19 AM #459: |
Dino DNA! --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/14/22 12:11:54 AM #460: |
I was watching a Netflix documentary today about niche artisan pizza places. It's called Chef's Table. The 6th episode (season finale), as it turns out, has one of my cousins (technically a step-cousin) in it for a few scenes. He co-owns a farm out in Portland (OR) and the restauranteur buys produce from him and designed a signature pizza around a particular type of green he grows. He was only in like 2-3 scenes but I thought that was pretty fuckin awesome when I found out. Definitely gonna be good for his farm in terms of local publicity at the very least. --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 12:18:28 AM #461: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... It's not the initial penetration. I bet your foot was fucked for a while after. I doubt you two were throwin fastballs either so it couldnt be that bad.Nah, just penetraded enough to stand up, it wasn't a big screw driver either though, just a smaller one, not quite security size but definitely not as big as the average screw driver. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotOJameson 09/14/22 12:22:23 AM #462: |
I pooped my pants --- http://i.imgur.com/Bz19U.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 12:26:44 AM #463: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] If you can head to edmonton there is something called Jurassic Forest about half an hour north of it. Its pretty cool. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 12:31:09 AM #464: |
Jackson MS opened a dino trail recently Pretty sure it's not safe atm lol --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 2:45:33 AM #465: |
I call dibs on 152 if I m around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj6FUBS5Fb8 --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/22 2:50:55 AM #466: |
Sounds good, dont forget to add blazinblue to the tag list if you do. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 2:51:39 AM #467: |
Already thought of that.......... --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 2:53:34 AM #468: |
I say leave him off its basically a tradition now. Lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/22 3:11:19 AM #469: |
Hes our discord guru and changes our name colors and stuff. Speaking of, if you ever wanna join our discord it's basically the same as the drinking topic with more shit talking each other. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 5:38:53 AM #470: |
I'm typin with two hands again. Go to the hospital they say. NO. I always said you'd have to air lift me and yeahhh.... I mean it. That particular time was god damn well warranted buncha shit because I didn't have feeling in my legs. Today dawns a new horizon of mobility. Ohhh there is still a ragin pain.... I igive it a week to correct itself. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/22 5:51:27 AM #471: |
Yeah if you have mobility again that would be my "fuck the hospital" moment too and let it heal on it's own. Granted I have a few nagging injuries that keep returning but I deal. Pretty confident a disk in my back keeps slipping here lately. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/22 5:52:17 AM #472: |
I'm off tomorrow night and wife is working so if you wanna dive into some Diablo early evening let me know. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 6:06:04 AM #473: |
Why the FUCK do I keep feelin lik i'm electrococksuckered.? Ohhh i'm gettin close. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/22 8:28:29 AM #474: |
So i'm looking through this Cameo thing, where you can pay to get a personalized message, usually whatever you want them to say, to a celebrity or athlete. I might need to pay $100 to get a 45 second vid of Jake Evans talking shit to Canuck and Q. They got some enforcers on there too like Rob Ray and Sean Avery, I bet they deliver. --- I feel sorry for the earth's population, 'cause so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality, they can visit but they cannot stay. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 09/14/22 9:48:13 AM #475: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... Already thought of that..........Lies IfGodCouldDie posted... I say leave him off its basically a tradition now. LolThat would be kinda funny honestly. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 12:24:38 PM #476: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Hes our discord guru and changes our name colors and stuff. Speaking of, if you ever wanna join our discord it's basically the same as the drinking topic with more shit talking each other.I am apart if the discord, I just never use discord lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 4:36:14 PM #477: |
BlazinBlue88 posted... Lies Seeeee that worked out nicely. Especially since you saw right thtough my cunning lie. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 7:15:46 PM #478: |
Getting sharp pains in my pelvis now....This 100% the absolute best time for the right side of my body to shut down --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 7:16:26 PM #479: |
Johnny is becoming a fascinating case --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/14/22 7:18:06 PM #480: |
we need to get DarkRoast here. She is basically irl Dr. House --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 7:20:02 PM #481: |
It starts to do this in the fall but today it's a ridiculous pinching sharp pain that comes and goes. If I fall it's gon be bad if I hit this hand. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 7:30:25 PM #482: |
Especially if you land on another pair of scissors --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kurt_Russel 09/14/22 7:32:06 PM #483: |
Johnny running with scissors again? --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 7:36:23 PM #484: |
No he's sleeping on them now --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 7:45:25 PM #485: |
Fuck scissors. Got an email my parents are finally buried in New Jersey. Doesn't help anythin but it's one less thing to worry about. Kinda cool my dads last trip was back home. He swore off flying when he retired. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 8:10:40 PM #486: |
Pls don't fuck scissors Glad they're together man --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 8:17:45 PM #487: |
Yeah it was his idea he said he's got nothin left in NM. I thought was a great way to look at it and made it happen. I will have to go back there one day to visit. I mean i'm from there too. I also have no ties to NM anymore. Love it here though. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 8:18:14 PM #488: |
What is NM? --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 8:20:03 PM #489: |
Nueva Mejico --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/14/22 8:25:41 PM #490: |
Nude Mantropolis --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 09/14/22 8:27:16 PM #491: |
Oh ok. I knew you were talking about a state but I just couldn't figure out what state it would be lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 09/14/22 8:34:06 PM #492: |
Smackems posted... Nude MantropolisBrb moving to NM. --- Hambo's alt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/14/22 8:36:21 PM #493: |
Smackems posted... No he's sleeping on them now This (morbidly) reminds me of a time when one of my stepsister's friends as a teenager was really into self-mutilation and after an... incident... that was her excuse -_- --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/14/22 9:40:03 PM #494: |
Jesus H Christ just had to babysit my older brother changing a tire. He had it jacked and starts loosening bolts. Dude lower that shit back down and loosen them first. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/15/22 12:05:21 AM #495: |
Took grandma to the emergency room for chest and left arm pain. Had to come right back home to help mom get around When I take mom to the er I have to come back to help my grandma get around. I always feel like such an asshole leaving one in there --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/15/22 12:14:59 AM #496: |
Im legit contemplating an ER visit for me now tonight. --- Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glabrezu 09/15/22 12:16:09 AM #497: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... Im legit contemplating an ER visit for me now tonight. Probably a good idea. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/15/22 12:17:21 AM #498: |
500 --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/15/22 12:17:45 AM #499: |
fuck --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glabrezu 09/15/22 12:18:41 AM #500: |
Saxon = Joke Account ... Copied to Clipboard!
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