Poll of the Day > don't forget to wash ur pee pipes with soapy warm water

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Men don't even wipe when they pee it's disgusting

Jen0125 posted...

Men don't even wipe when they pee it's disgusting

And how did you find that out?

Nichtcrawler-X posted...

And how did you find that out?

I found that out like 5 years ago and it has disturbed me ever since. My ex told me that and then every single person with a penis I've asked after also said they don't wipe it they just shake it. Now you're not normal in your habits so maybe you wipe and if you do bless you for it

I don't understand.

pour warm soapy water down the sink?

I must admit I never asked anyone else about peeing habits, so my sample size of 1 might be a bit biased.

Then again, I never was a traditional "manly man" and I accepted and considered that a good thing a long time ago.

yeah we just gotta shake it pretty much, it's like shaking a straw, in that there's still some water in there but like it's not coming out or on the end anymore

some penis havers are better at this than others, i will not lie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=skBm0JPQt3w

Donger washing should be supplemented with steamed donger towels at every restroom. Hand held blow dryers or drying receptacles would be nice as well.

but like seriously when you take a shower you need to wash your penis with soap. if you're uncircumsized you need to peel it back and get in there. just letting the water run down and whatever soap you may or may not have used on whatever part of your body above the waist and expecting it to be "good enough" is not acceptable because it is not good enough.

wash them pee pipes

its important to wash just underneath the masthead daily

hera posted...

but like seriously when you take a shower you need to wash your penis with soap.

Uhh yes?
Do people not wash themselves?

hera posted...

if you're uncircumsized you need to peel it back and get in there.

Even if you're circumsized you need to do this, unless you're hard all the damn time for some reason

Jen0125 posted...

I found that out like 5 years ago and it has disturbed me ever since. My ex told me that and then every single person with a penis I've asked after also said they don't wipe it they just shake it. Now you're not normal in your habits so maybe you wipe and if you do bless you for it

Wiping it doesn't really do much good. You can still have a small droplet or two after wiping because of gravity and how our schlongs operate. If you're dedicated, you can grab it and give it one jerk like you're about to jerk off and it gets out most of what would drip out.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

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Lay off the booze buddy

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Imagine getting this worked up over pee discussion lmao

zang we are not about to act like wiping your dick after you pee is normal, this is too far even for you

what do you even do at a urinal? walk your johnson over to the paper towels? and what if they only have air dryers?

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so you have never used a urinal, and we are the weird ones, got it

TheSlinja posted...

what do you even do at a urinal? walk your johnson over to the paper towels?

He always keeps pocket toilet paper. Stands there for 30 seconds after he's done and then takes out the paper to wipe. Then he wads it up and puts it back in his wallet for next time

I can't with this guy lol

Zangulus posted...

Do... do you not know that toilet paper is also usable? Learn to sit, bro.

since I'm a "bro" I stand.

I'd rather use the urinal than sit on a public restroom toilet personally. But you do you buddy. I'm not judging

end pee wipe dispute

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Own what? I've been transparent through this whole discussion lol

hera posted...

but like seriously when you take a shower you need to wash your penis with soap. if you're uncircumsized you need to peel it back and get in there. just letting the water run down and whatever soap you may or may not have used on whatever part of your body above the waist and expecting it to be "good enough" is not acceptable because it is not good enough.

wash them pee pipes

Why even take a shower if you aren't washing your schlong?

Bunch of peepee wieners in this topic

even if you are wiping it with paper (which could result in pieces getting stuck...) it's not going to actually clean anything.

my pee pipe has a major lime blockage and I tried like a gallon of CLR but it doesn't help

Jen0125 posted...

Bunch of peepee wieners in this topic

this made me laugh so hard

muscles you are legit one of the people who i would consider needing to read that post extra hard tbh

Congrats to zangulus I guess for sitting down every time to pee. Weird thing to get so worked up about but props buddy

My dick and ass after I don't shake hard enough

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AAasTxAADj6S.jpg

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You strike me as the type of person that thinks you're cleaner than you actually are

Also, 99% of dudes under 50 stand to pee. So, once again, congratulations

zang seems weirdly obsessed about other guys junk