Poll of the Day > don't forget to wash ur pee pipes with soapy warm water

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I clicked on this topic and wasn't disappointed. Also I find it fascinating not only do some guys sit down to piss but also use TP to wipe too for reasons. Most guys do not use TP to wipe their dick as it seems pointless to do so. What's less fascinating is that the discussion of what men do or don't do came from Jen who felt the need to come into a topic about men washing their junk and turn it into a shitshow. Still this is nothing new.

Blightzkrieg posted...

Yes but they're in close enough proximity that the vagina can reach over and "clean" the urethra.

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captpackrat posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/6/AAQwHjAADkBY.jpg

ah, the urethral sponge

wwinterj25 posted...

Also I find it fascinating not only do some guys sit down to piss but also use TP to wipe too for reasons. Most guys do not use TP to wipe their dick as it seems pointless to do so.

Sitting to pee is actually a sign that you have trouble getting everything out and that's why a lot of older guys sit to piss. Doctors will actually use that to diagnose possible issues. So Zang is actually more likely to have peepee wiener than everyone he's accusing of it because he likely isn't getting everything out after he's done

old people do it because their knees don't work and they're liable to fall over if they try to pee unassisted

it's also the superior way to pee because it is another brief moment to relax and contemplate burning everything down

hera posted...

old people do it because their knees don't work and they're liable to fall over if they try to pee unassisted

I'm not talking about 90 year olds. A lot of like 50-60 year old guys do too

I never did. Why go for the hand-eye coordination troubles when you can just sit down?

The "I pee standing up" club

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/6/AAasTxAADkDa.jpg

The "I pee sitting down" club.
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OhhhJa posted...

I'm not talking about 90 year olds. A lot of like 50-60 year old guys do too

you better hope you took care of your knees because i'm in my early 30s and they're already shit

hera posted...

you better hope you took care of your knees because i'm in my early 30s and they're already shit

Mine are ok for my 30s I think, but they arent amazing. Honestly, standing sounds easier on the knees than sitting down and getting back up again

Just like a dog, I lick myself clean.

I generally wipe for good measure, but it is indeed somewhat futile because you're inevitably going to get a few drips leaking out afterwards because gravity is a thing and it's expected that a few bits are going to linger in the urethra once there's no pressure behind it. For circumcised guys and uncircumcised ones that retract the foreskin to pee (my personal preference, since otherwise the stream can be a bit unpredictable), it's very different from women peeing, since there's nothing in the way to get covered in pee and the only thing wiping does is grab the last few drops that have enough surface tension to hold on. There's rarely enough residue to make it really necessary to clean up.

Of course, wiping isn't really an option at urinals, but stalls are a thing.

adjl posted...

I generally wipe for good measure, but it is indeed somewhat futile because you're inevitably going to get a few drips leaking out afterwards because gravity is a thing and it's expected that a few bits are going to linger in the urethra once there's no pressure behind it. For circumcised guys and uncircumcised ones that retract the foreskin to pee (my personal preference, since otherwise the stream can be a bit unpredictable), it's very different from women peeing, since there's nothing in the way to get covered in pee and the only thing wiping does is grab the last few drops that have enough surface tension to hold on. There's rarely enough residue to make it really necessary to clean up.

Of course, wiping isn't really an option at urinals, but stalls are a thing.

agreed

why are you freaks getting so worked up about this lol

if were comparing wieners here i just want to pop in and say i have the best one here

though Im sure you all already knew that

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Where did I make this claim?

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It's not about the shaking your peepee. It's about the fact that, as a guy, the way peepees work is that you will inevitably have extra droplets for the next 30 seconds to a minute after you're done regardless of how aggressively you shake for a few seconds. So if you wanna sit on the toilet for a couple extra minutes after you're done then you do you. But that's definitely not what most dudes do. Can't believe I have to teach an old man how peepees work lmao

are you sure you don't have a prostate issue blocking your flow

clean dick tastes like avocado