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Poll of the Day > don't forget to wash ur pee pipes with soapy warm water

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hera
08/14/22 12:21:23 AM
#52:


i am too

wash your dick

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hera
08/14/22 12:21:51 AM
#53:


like it's weird that i have to remind you but

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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:23:40 AM
#54:


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The only aggressive one here is you
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VampireCoyote
08/14/22 12:25:05 AM
#55:


sitting is more comfortable

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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:25:35 AM
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Angrulus
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Lokarin
08/14/22 12:26:09 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Angrulus

Tungulus

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Blightzkrieg
08/14/22 12:26:54 AM
#59:


There simply isn't such a thing as a clean dick, and I have sucked a lot of dicks in my time. They all just taste like corpse.

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Zareth
08/14/22 12:27:31 AM
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Mine, at least, tastes like a fresh corpse

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DirtBasedSoap
08/14/22 12:36:25 AM
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if you cant handle my peepee wiener, you dont deserve me at my fresh out of the shower wiener

im gay and my dick is small

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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:37:52 AM
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I keep lysol disinfectant spray on me at all times so whenever I know I'm about to get randomly sucked off in the KFC bathroom I got that shit ready
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DirtBasedSoap
08/14/22 12:38:22 AM
#64:


OhhhJa posted...
I keep lysol disinfectant spray on me at all times so whenever I know I'm about to get randomly sucked off in the KFC bathroom I got that shit ready

lmao


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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:43:14 AM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
would you rather suck a peepee wiener or fuck a poopoo butthole

(this post is gonna get me warned lol)
Poopoo butthole. It's just extra lubrication
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VampireCoyote
08/14/22 12:44:10 AM
#68:


this topic got worse

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DirtBasedSoap
08/14/22 12:44:36 AM
#69:


this topic has me cackling

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Krazy_Kirby
08/14/22 12:52:22 AM
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Zangulus posted...


You're poisoning your lovers? Weird flex, but ok.


obviously he just needs to wipe with toilet paper after, that cleans everything.

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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:57:12 AM
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Zang also brings a pressure washer with him everywhere he goes in case he has to shit
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BlackScythe0
08/14/22 12:59:26 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Men don't even wipe when they pee it's disgusting
Nothing better than getting pieces of tp stuck to the tip of your dick.
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Jen0125
08/14/22 1:07:04 AM
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If women can wipe their genitals several times to wipe without getting toilet paper stuck to it I'm not sure why so many peepee wieners are so incompetent that they can't do the same for a tiny hole
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BlackScythe0
08/14/22 1:10:51 AM
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Living up to that tag.
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OhhhJa
08/14/22 1:14:50 AM
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That's why I get all yellow underwear. Can't tell that I'm literally spewing pee into my underwear at an alarming rate daily
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Zareth
08/14/22 2:01:44 AM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Living up to that tag.

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Just fuck already, the tension is killing me

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Zareth
08/14/22 3:24:59 AM
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Don't threaten me with a good time

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captpackrat
08/14/22 10:53:48 AM
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If you're not using one of these, are you even clean?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/8/AAQwHjAADj-c.jpg

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Jen0125
08/14/22 10:55:26 AM
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Do the men in this topic talking about toilet paper getting stuck to their peehole think that it gets stuck to their butthole every time too? Or do you not wipe that either?
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Muscles
08/14/22 11:14:34 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Do the men in this topic talking about toilet paper getting stuck to their peehole think that it gets stuck to their butthole every time too? Or do you not wipe that either?
It does get stuck to my butthole when it gets liquidy

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Jen0125
08/14/22 11:15:34 AM
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Muscles posted...
It does get stuck to my butthole when it gets liquidy

Do you think it gets stuck to a urethra every single time?

Or a butthole? Do you not wipe when you liquid shit because of the possibility of toilet paper debris?
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Blightzkrieg
08/14/22 11:17:39 AM
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Doesn't it need to get stuck to the butthole? The whole point of wiping is to create a layer that acts as a protective barrier between the dirty anus and my lacey underclothes. You can't create the same layer on a dick due to the tower like shape.

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Muscles
08/14/22 11:19:28 AM
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Correct, I don't wipe liquid shits, I just hop into the shower. same with when I pee.

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Jen0125
08/14/22 11:26:11 AM
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Muscles posted...
Correct, I don't wipe liquid shits, I just hop into the shower. same with when I pee.

You shower every single time you pee??? Multiple times a day?

Why would you lie about something so fucking stupid
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Muscles
08/14/22 11:27:39 AM
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Not a full shower, I just wash my dick

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Jen0125
08/14/22 11:28:04 AM
#93:


You're such a god damned liar no one believes that
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Jen0125
08/14/22 11:28:42 AM
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Not only are the men in this topic dirty peepee wieners and shit butts

They're also fucking liars
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SilentSeph
08/14/22 11:34:48 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Do the men in this topic talking about toilet paper getting stuck to their peehole think that it gets stuck to their butthole every time too? Or do you not wipe that either?
No touching your own butthole is gay

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Jen0125
08/14/22 11:35:57 AM
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SilentSeph posted...
No touching your own butthole is gay

Brave but true
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Nichtcrawler-X
08/14/22 11:56:47 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
If women can wipe their genitals several times to wipe without getting toilet paper stuck to it I'm not sure why so many peepee wieners are so incompetent that they can't do the same for a tiny hole

There even is a whole layer of skin inbetween that prevents most paper from getting near.

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OhhhJa
08/14/22 12:10:12 PM
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If you aren't either using a bidet or wiping with wet wipes after every shit, your butthole isnt getting tucked back into your undies 100% clean
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Blightzkrieg
08/14/22 12:18:59 PM
#99:


The key distinction here were ignoring is that the vagina is designed to consume liquid and the penis to expel it.

If you shake a penis it will naturally excrete any remaining urine due to its physiology. While after a woman finishes peeing, her vagina will begin to digest the urine and lead to infection if not immediately wiped.

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Lokarin
08/14/22 12:22:57 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
The key distinction here were ignoring is that the vagina is designed to consume liquid and the penis to expel it.

y'know women have urethras, right?

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Blightzkrieg
08/14/22 12:26:08 PM
#101:


Lokarin posted...
y'know women have urethras, right?
Yes but they're in close enough proximity that the vagina can reach over and "clean" the urethra. Evolutionarily this may have originally been beneficial but we've evolved past that socially.

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