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Shablagoo 06/12/22 3:00:25 PM #1:	Heating pads be like, Dont lie on these. Anything else like dat? --- "if i was a woman i would mail kyle rittenhouse my panties." ~ledbowman "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:965753467] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Heating pads be like, Dont lie on these. Anything else like dat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrPrimemaster 06/12/22 3:01:06 PM #2:	Air canisters, dont snort these --- Metroids Suck <cite>DrPrimemaster posted [p:965753487] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Air canisters, dont snort these </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 06/12/22 3:01:27 PM #3:	Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat. <cite>Spurner posted [p:965753501] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 06/12/22 3:01:42 PM #4:	DrPrimemaster posted... Air canisters, dont snort these No joke, my sister got addicted to huffing air duster and died. --- Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again! <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:965753510] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>DrPrimemaster posted... </cite> <quote>Air canisters, dont snort these</quote> No joke, my sister got addicted to huffing air duster and died. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/12/22 3:02:27 PM #5:	Spurner posted... Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat. Liar If you ate them you would've already escaped the simulation --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:965753544] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Spurner posted... </cite> <quote>Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat.</quote>Liar If you ate them you would've already escaped the simulation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 06/12/22 3:02:29 PM #6:	scissors + running = certain death or maiming --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:965753547] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>scissors + running = certain death or maiming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/12/22 3:04:25 PM #7:	Wait youre not supposed to lay on a heating pad? --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:965753617] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Wait youre not supposed to lay on a heating pad? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 06/12/22 3:07:41 PM #8:	No written warning not to, but I sometimes use the food catcher to mash food down the sink hole. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:965753721] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>No written warning not to, but I sometimes use the food catcher to mash food down the sink hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 06/12/22 3:08:54 PM #9:	Alcohol be like Dont drink this while pregnant --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:965753756] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Alcohol be like Dont drink this while pregnant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 06/12/22 3:09:03 PM #10:	Floppy Disc don't Flop. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:965753759] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Floppy Disc don't Flop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 06/12/22 3:12:37 PM #11:	I remember Sock'em Boppers straight up said not to use them as if you punching someone. We were like 12 and 13, and we hit so hard that our fists were practically going through them --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:965753878] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>I remember Sock'em Boppers straight up said not to use them as if you punching someone. We were like 12 and 13, and we hit so hard that our fists were practically going through them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 06/12/22 3:19:07 PM #12:	Spurner posted... Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/0/AAJmR2AADVSK.jpg --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:965754082] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Spurner posted... </cite> <quote>Silica gel be all Do not eat. Fuck that. I eat.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/0/AAJmR2AADVSK.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/12/22 3:20:55 PM #13:	Do not write in this space --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:965754135] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Do not write in this space </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/12/22 3:22:02 PM #14:	"Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:965754169] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>"Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/12/22 3:22:49 PM #15:	Condoms be like "put me on" --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:965754197] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Condoms be like "put me on" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/12/22 3:24:14 PM #16:	Umbreon posted... "Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food to be fair, I'm pretty sure Play-Doh is non-toxic --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:965754236] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>"Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food</quote> to be fair, I'm pretty sure Play-Doh is non-toxic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 06/12/22 3:49:06 PM #18:	Peanut allergy warning on a jar of peanut butter --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:965755013] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Peanut allergy warning on a jar of peanut butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/12/22 3:50:32 PM #19:	Do not operate heavy machinery Cool, I don't own a bulldozer. Just gonna chug this medicine and drive to work. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:965755064] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Do not operate heavy machinery Cool, I don't own a bulldozer. Just gonna chug this medicine and drive to work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/12/22 4:00:05 PM #20:	Rice be like "stop putting me in your peehole" --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:965755351] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Rice be like "stop putting me in your peehole" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 06/12/22 4:05:36 PM #21:	littlebro07 posted... Wait youre not supposed to lay on a heating pad? The one Im using says, Do not sit on, or against, or crush pad lol --- "if i was a woman i would mail kyle rittenhouse my panties." ~ledbowman "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:965755528] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>Wait youre not supposed to lay on a heating pad?</quote> The one Im using says, Do not sit on, or against, or crush pad lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/12/22 4:09:04 PM #22:	Head on be like "Apply directly to your forehead". --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:965755655] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Head on be like "Apply directly to your forehead". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 06/12/22 4:09:41 PM #23:	PoopPotato posted... Do not operate heavy machinery Cool, I don't own a bulldozer. Just gonna chug this medicine and drive to work. Cars count as "heavy machinery" don't they? --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:965755677] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite> <quote>Do not operate heavy machinery Cool, I don't own a bulldozer. Just gonna chug this medicine and drive to work.</quote> Cars count as "heavy machinery" don't they? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 06/12/22 4:11:22 PM #24:	Buy a huge butt plug, instructions say not to use in anus, wth breh, dis ain't rite --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:965755728] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Buy a huge butt plug, instructions say not to use in anus, wth breh, dis ain't rite</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 06/12/22 4:12:33 PM #25:	Pants be like dont iron me when you are wearing me. --- "There's someone in my head, but it's not me." <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:965755773] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Pants be like dont iron me when you are wearing me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 06/12/22 4:37:02 PM #26:	Umbreon posted... "Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food IIRC, what became Play-Doh was originally made to rub out soot from walls back when people still cooked and heated their home with coal, --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:965756546] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>"Play-Doh, fun to play with not to eat!" Entire commercial is about making Play-Doh look like food</quote>IIRC, what became Play-Doh was originally made to rub out soot from walls back when people still cooked and heated their home with coal, </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 06/12/22 4:42:03 PM #27:	Hair dryer: Do not use in bathtub. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:965756695] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Hair dryer: Do not use in bathtub. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 06/12/22 4:43:11 PM #28:	PMarth2002 posted... No joke, my sister got addicted to huffing air duster and died. @PMarth2002 Im sorry for your loss. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:965756730] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>PMarth2002 posted... </cite> <quote>No joke, my sister got addicted to huffing air duster and died.</quote>@PMarth2002 Im sorry for your loss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/12/22 4:48:34 PM #29:	Penises be like, "Don't insert into anus" Sure, right. Uh-huh. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:965756875] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Penises be like, "Don't insert into anus" Sure, right. Uh-huh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 06/12/22 4:49:58 PM #30:	Frozen Pizza: Remove pizza from box before cooking --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:965756917] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Frozen Pizza: Remove pizza from box before cooking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 06/12/22 5:37:46 PM #31:	Soda machine: Drinks will not dispense if machine is tipped over. Followed by a drawing of a person crushed under the machine. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:965758200] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Soda machine: Drinks will not dispense if machine is tipped over. Followed by a drawing of a person crushed under the machine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gigageek1500 06/12/22 5:42:42 PM #32:	HylianFox posted... Penises be like, "Don't insert into anus" Sure, right. Uh-huh. How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. --- "Like you're standing in front of them with your hands behind your back, and then present a small ribbon-wrapped gift to them." Duskmon on the colon <cite>gigageek1500 posted [p:965758364] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>Penises be like, "Don't insert into anus" Sure, right. Uh-huh.</quote>How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 06/12/22 5:44:21 PM #33:	Flushable wipes be like ''don't flush me bro'' --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:965758414] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Flushable wipes be like ''don't flush me bro''</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cocytus 06/12/22 5:44:48 PM #34:	For real <cite>Cocytus posted [p:965758430] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>For real </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 06/12/22 9:06:50 PM #35:	Tobacco Bongs --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:965763575] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Tobacco Bongs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 06/12/22 9:11:53 PM #36:	Doctor: "do not squish the soft spot" Yeah, okay. --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:965763703] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Doctor: "do not squish the soft spot" Yeah, okay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/12/22 9:29:45 PM #37:	gigageek1500 posted... How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. You can if you flip fast enough backwards. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:965764180] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>gigageek1500 posted... </cite> <quote>How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus.</quote> You can if you flip fast enough backwards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/12/22 9:37:39 PM #38:	gigageek1500 posted... How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. Try harder. --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:965764392] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>gigageek1500 posted... </cite> <quote>How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus.</quote> Try harder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TechHound 06/12/22 9:38:01 PM #39:	They feel good in the ear though <cite>TechHound posted [p:965764403] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>They feel good in the ear though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 06/12/22 9:39:31 PM #40:	gigageek1500 posted... How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. tell us you have a small pp without telling us you have a small pp --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:965764444] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>gigageek1500 posted...</cite> <quote> How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. </quote> tell us you have a small pp without telling us you have a small pp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/12/22 9:39:57 PM #41:	Spurner posted... Silica gel be all Do not eat. Ayeeee --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:965764455] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Spurner posted... </cite> <quote>Silica gel be all Do not eat. </quote> Ayeeee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 06/12/22 9:46:52 PM #42:	imagine not ripping the tags off pillows and mattresses --- Talk about backseat fishing. <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:965764619] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>imagine not ripping the tags off pillows and mattresses </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/12/22 10:01:15 PM #43:	gigageek1500 posted... How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus. You gotta keep pulling to stretch it out. Duh, it's penis 101 --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:965764948] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>gigageek1500 posted... </cite> <quote>How. Can you even. Insert your penis. Into your anus.</quote> You gotta keep pulling to stretch it out. Duh, it's penis 101 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 06/12/22 10:01:53 PM #44:	Garbage truck with a sign that says "please don't follow too closely." Another life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy. --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:965764963] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>Garbage truck with a sign that says "please don't follow too closely." Another life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 06/12/22 10:03:21 PM #45:	ssj3vegeta posted... tell us you have a small pp without telling us you have a small pp Maybe he just has really big balls. <cite>Spurner posted [p:965764994] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>ssj3vegeta posted... </cite> <quote>tell us you have a small pp without telling us you have a small pp</quote>Maybe he just has really big balls. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 06/12/22 10:04:58 PM #46:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAPV5JAADVXv.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:965765030] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAPV5JAADVXv.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Octans 06/12/22 10:06:03 PM #47:	USB drives be like "it wasn't safe to eject me yet!!" --- Click here <cite>Octans posted [p:965765048] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>USB drives be like "it wasn't safe to eject me yet!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 06/12/22 10:08:04 PM #49:	"Please remain seated until the vehicle comes to a complete stop" --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:965765098] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>"Please remain seated until the vehicle comes to a complete stop" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/12/22 10:19:39 PM #50:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAEhCpAADVX5.jpg <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:965765320] in Q-tips be ... [t:80054900]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAEhCpAADVX5.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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