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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 6:40:28 AM
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If Superman's Powers were split up and you get to pick one of them, which would you pick?










Which of these powers would you rather posess if you had to choose 1 of them & why.

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pegusus123456
04/18/22 6:43:42 AM
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The flight and speed's not super useful without the durability, I think.

Gotta go with the healing.

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NashtheLion
04/18/22 6:46:23 AM
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Mental processing so I can reach Lv 20 ascension in Slay the Spire
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tremain07
04/18/22 6:49:39 AM
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Have his strength you'll end up splattering someone on accident because having the mental ability to control it at all times is impossible
Having his flight, doesn't mean you'll have the body to endure the lack of air in the sky let alone how scary it'd be to be shot at when you tresspass in a country's no fly zones
Have his speed and you'll tear your body to pieces because you are a human
Durability might be the safest one to have because you can't get hurt by most things that'll kill a normal human but if you get run over and turn up fine people are gonna come after you and you'll likely become a government experiment
Eye powers, you might accidently hit yourself or someone else with them
Hearing, enjoy going mad with the constant sounds of either sex, screaming, crying, animals, various noises throughout the day and night
Freezing breath and ability to hold your breath might not be so bad but probably not all that useful in daily life
Healing factor, see labrat stuff above
stamina, this could be good with no real issues if you don't go overboard with it, through most would probably use it for sexual bragging rights
Mental processing speed....I'm not sure what this means


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Nukazie
04/18/22 6:50:28 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The flight and speed's not super useful without the durability, I think.
also the strength? i mean the jumping

i choose the eye powers, it's got raw power and some cheats


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pegusus123456
04/18/22 6:50:36 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Mental processing speed....I'm not sure what this means
You should pick that one.

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Doe
04/18/22 6:52:14 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
You should pick that one.
Lmao

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PerseusRad
04/18/22 6:57:25 AM
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How strong is Supermans regen? Would it extend his life far beyond a normal humans, or would it not really work on stuff like cancer?

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MJOLNRVII
04/18/22 6:58:53 AM
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Eye powers are nice because they're part of a batch, but healing would be nice too just in case. Do I heal faster if I sunbathe?

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mooreandrew58
04/18/22 6:59:30 AM
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Durability. Usefull for my line of work. Sure some might be stronger than me and toss me around like a ragdoll the whole time but I'll survive. Backup will eventually show up and everything will be fine.

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 7:05:13 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Mental processing speed....I'm not sure what this means

https://superman.fandom.com/wiki/Superman%27s_Powers_and_Abilities
Superman possessed genius-level intelligence and an eidetic memory. These enhanced mental capabilities were a direct result of his exposure to a yellow sun, as evidenced by the depiction of Superman's dog, Krypto. While under a yellow sun, Krypto's intelligence was boosted to that of a typical human. Superman also possessed the mental ability to screen out the enormous amount of information received by his enhanced senses, and to focus on a single detail, such as a particular voice or location. As well, his speed reading abilities were much like that of the Flash. He was able to absorb large amounts of information quickly; whether it entered his short term or long term memory is hazy. Under a yellow sun, a Kryptonian gains the ability to speak and understand all languages.
Your mental faculties are enhanced and you can process lots of information quickly.

You don't have super speed reading like that of "The Flash", but you can read faster & comprehend faster than most any regular human outside of Speedsters.

You can process everything happening around you that affects all your 5 senses simultaneously & faster than anybody else.

Your reaction time is faster than anybody else, short of a Speedster.

Your memory is eidetic, that means you have photographic memory of everything happening to you.

You can sort through lots of visual, hearing, touch, taste, & olfactory information and pinpoint specific things at incredible speed.

Kind of like the TV show "Psych" where Shawn Spencer can pin-point things via his Eidetic Memory.

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 7:08:36 AM
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PerseusRad posted...
How strong is Supermans regen? Would it extend his life far beyond a normal humans, or would it not really work on stuff like cancer?
Superman wouldn't be affected by cancer, his regen would kick cancer's arse and throw it out.

His life would extend farther beyond a normal human, but wouldn't be anything ridiculous.

Think 2-3x human life span with slower aging and longer functional adult life without any of the downsides of old age that humans would normally have.


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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 7:10:50 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
Eye powers are nice because they're part of a batch, but healing would be nice too just in case. Do I heal faster if I sunbathe?
No, you don't heal faster because you sun bathe. The difference in solar energy that you collect while clothed & naked is negligible & miniscule.

The Sun is the extra power source that allows your Superman level of healing factor to work.

No Yellow Sun, no Superman Healing.

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Unsuprised_Pika
04/18/22 7:18:28 AM
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Tough choice between durability, healing and

Be basically immune to disease
Be basically immune to physical trauma
Be smarter

Hm. I feel like the enhanced mental speed could make my ADHD worse in some ways but still....
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ClockworkHare
04/18/22 7:29:46 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Superman wouldn't be affected by cancer, his regen would kick cancer's arse and throw it out.

His life would extend farther beyond a normal human, but wouldn't be anything ridiculous.

Think 2-3x human life span with slower aging and longer functional adult life without any of the downsides of old age that humans would normally have.
Superman's regen factor is also why he's ridiculously buff and it's not an uncommon depiction for other Kryptonian characters exposed to Earth's sun. Yellow sun is like roids for Kryptos because of the crazy regen it induces.

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Ratchetrockon
04/18/22 7:51:09 AM
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Durability. The only thing that might hurt me is a nuke. I know some versions of superman can survive them no damage tho. I guess the radiation can still kill me without the regeneration? Nonetheless I doubt ill ever be caught in a nuke explosion.

Also this reminds me of a character in invincible named brit (who is prob never going to be in the tv show) whose power is invulnerability. He is only peak human in strength but can overcome this through weaponry. He strapped a nuke to himself in one issue and blew it up while free falling down a city to cause damage to some superpowered baddie. Although brit's invulnerability also protected him from radiation. He just couldnt get hurt at all.

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DarkChozoGhost
04/18/22 8:09:52 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Durability might be the safest one to have because you can't get hurt by most things that'll kill a normal human but if you get run over and turn up fine people are gonna come after you and you'll likely become a government experiment
Do you think "the government" in real life has secret facilities where they experiment on super humans to learn how to duplicate their powers? That's absurd. If you had powers in real life and were discovered by some public spectacle, you wouldn't be vanished and taken to a government lab. Johns Hopkins and medical universities would make offers and ask you to participate in studies, you'd mostly be able to live your normal life.

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TyVulpine
04/18/22 8:12:45 AM
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Speed. I hated being among the slowest kids in running in gym. (I have flat feet and just couldn't run that fast)

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RenescoStCewl
04/18/22 8:35:25 AM
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I chose healing to get rid of my health problems. Would it also get rid of depression? That would be nice too.

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HValle
04/18/22 8:57:45 AM
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Mental processing speed is the most useful, but i'm afraid it would ruin a lot of things.

Maybe healing? I do treat my body like crap.

And there is a lot of room in "significantly slower than 'The Flash'". I don't need to break the speed of light, outrun death or anything crazy like that. Could i get to anywhere on earth in a few minutes?

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Tyranthraxus
04/18/22 8:59:39 AM
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PerseusRad posted...
How strong is Supermans regen? Would it extend his life far beyond a normal humans, or would it not really work on stuff like cancer?
He's literally immortal & immune to disease as long as he has access to yellow sunlight & can essentially recover from death.

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mooreandrew58
04/18/22 11:09:42 AM
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TyVulpine posted...
Speed. I hated being among the slowest kids in running in gym. (I have flat feet and just couldn't run that fast)

I'm flat footed and made the track team. I was the slowest but considering they had been undefeated for 3 years they obviously felt I was good enough.

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TyVulpine
04/18/22 11:35:52 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
I'm flat footed and made the track team. I was the slowest but considering they had been undefeated for 3 years they obviously felt I was good enough.
My best mile was 7:56, and that was in 7th grade (1989)

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radical rhino
04/18/22 11:39:11 AM
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Super vision to see naked people through walls/clothes.

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mooreandrew58
04/18/22 12:56:15 PM
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TyVulpine posted...
My best mile was 7:56, and that was in 7th grade (1989)

7:30 for me. But I wasn't a endurance runner I was more short distance and pure speed. In a short distance run I could keep up with the guy who could run a 6 minute mile. He was also our star running back on the football team

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 2:08:13 PM
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HValle posted...
And there is a lot of room in "significantly slower than 'The Flash'". I don't need to break the speed of light, outrun death or anything crazy like that. Could i get to anywhere on earth in a few minutes?
Yes, you'll get there in minutes, not hours. But it won't be as fast as Barry Allen AKA "The Flash".

Since you're not chosen or protected by "The Speed Force", let's cap you at a upper limit of Mach 5 based on the Arrowverse version of "The Flash" for a balanced approach.

Obviously, you'll need to find clothing that can keep up with the friction since you won't have the power of "The Speed Force" to protect your clothing.

There's already material out there that allows HyperSonic missiles to stay intact while going around Mach 5.

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Irony
04/18/22 2:09:30 PM
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Compassion

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 2:10:15 PM
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radical rhino posted...
Super vision to see naked people through walls/clothes.
You'll be seeing people's skeletons / organs. It's X-ray vision, not porn on demand.

Think of a medical X-ray.

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DB_Insider
04/18/22 2:12:42 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Why would u want to lift buildings?

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Xethuminra
04/18/22 2:14:30 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
Why would u want to lift buildings?
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radical rhino
04/18/22 2:27:13 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
You'll be seeing people's skeletons / organs. It's X-ray vision, not porn on demand.

Think of a medical X-ray.
Pretty sure Ive seen Supes use it to just make walls invisible.

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Bleuets
04/18/22 2:35:20 PM
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Super speed. And then I would use it to go so fast that the world spun backwards. Thus I would also have the power to time travel as well.
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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 2:39:38 PM
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radical rhino posted...
Pretty sure Ive seen Supes use it to just make walls invisible.
Inaccurate portrayal of X-ray vision.

That's not how X-ray's function or how it would be perceived on monitors.

And the internet has plenty of porn, so I don't know why you're obsessed with using that power as instant gratification nudity filter.

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EyeWontBeFooled
04/18/22 2:42:12 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Have his strength you'll end up splattering someone on accident because having the mental ability to control it at all times is impossible
Having his flight, doesn't mean you'll have the body to endure the lack of air in the sky let alone how scary it'd be to be shot at when you tresspass in a country's no fly zones
Have his speed and you'll tear your body to pieces because you are a human
Durability might be the safest one to have because you can't get hurt by most things that'll kill a normal human but if you get run over and turn up fine people are gonna come after you and you'll likely become a government experiment
Eye powers, you might accidently hit yourself or someone else with them
Hearing, enjoy going mad with the constant sounds of either sex, screaming, crying, animals, various noises throughout the day and night
Freezing breath and ability to hold your breath might not be so bad but probably not all that useful in daily life
Healing factor, see labrat stuff above
stamina, this could be good with no real issues if you don't go overboard with it, through most would probably use it for sexual bragging rights
Mental processing speed....I'm not sure what this means
Superman knows untold thousands of language and can read huge tomes in seconds. Awesome stuff.

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Slayerblade11
04/18/22 2:53:10 PM
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Durability never have to worry about injury or medical bills again
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TyVulpine
04/18/22 2:57:33 PM
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Side note, I always thought Superman was faster than The Flash, but apparently in 9 races, hes only won once (Flash has won 5 times and they tied 3 times)

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Octans
04/18/22 2:57:47 PM
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Flight, strength, and speed are useless or impossible without durability or regen.

And we have already proven via the many Wolverine topics on this board that regen alone gives peak strength, durability, speed, senses and mental faculties.

I'll take regeneration.


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SSJPurple
04/18/22 3:59:29 PM
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Give me the eye powers.

I could help a lot of people with those powers. I could over to go to Ukraine and deep fry all those Russian scumbags

Shoot down every plane, sink every ship, lobotomize all the boots on the ground. I could end that shit real quick lol

And when Im not zapping up bad guys the x ray vision would be excellent for the medical field too.


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mooreandrew58
04/18/22 4:26:42 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Give me the eye powers.

I could help a lot of people with those powers. I could over to go to Ukraine and deep fry all those Russian scumbags

Shoot down every plane, sink every ship, lobotomize all the boots on the ground. I could end that shit real quick lol

And when Im not zapping up bad guys the x ray vision would be excellent for the medical field too.

Think you over estimate it. Without the durability and/or speed the numbers game would be your demise

Even if fighting alongside Ukrainian troops you'd quickly become priority target

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SSJPurple
04/18/22 4:28:40 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Think you over estimate it. Without the durability and/or speed the numbers game would be your demise

Even if fighting alongside Ukrainian troops you'd quickly become priority target

Dude IIRC Supes fried like an army of Doomsdays in one comic storyI could fry their whole army before they even knew where the lasers came from lol

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 4:37:10 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Think you over estimate it. Without the durability and/or speed the numbers game would be your demise

Even if fighting alongside Ukrainian troops you'd quickly become priority target
Imagine how powerful a team of users with Superman Eye Powers would be.

Let's say a dozen of them to form a Squad.

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mooreandrew58
04/18/22 4:37:40 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Dude IIRC Supes fried like an army of Doomsdays in one comic storyI could fry their whole army before they even knew where the lasers came from lol

I doubt they where as strong as the real doomsday. I saw the animated movie. You'd win some battles sure but eventually they'd just take you out from afar before you knew they where there. Superman can do what he does cause he's durable. He ain't gotta worry a sniper is gonna pick him off.

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Sexypwnstar
04/18/22 4:42:31 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Give me the eye powers.

I could help a lot of people with those powers. I could over to go to Ukraine and deep fry all those Russian scumbags

Shoot down every plane, sink every ship, lobotomize all the boots on the ground. I could end that shit real quick lol

And when Im not zapping up bad guys the x ray vision would be excellent for the medical field too.

You can't fly, take a hit, and you'd be vulnerable to infantry

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YugiNoob
04/18/22 4:43:18 PM
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Speed, flight, and strength can be used without killing yourself if you just use a fraction of their full potential, right? I mean the strength might lead to horrible accidents if someone startles you, but flight or speed can be used for traveling convenience/to win races. Granted when you leave Usain Bolt in the dust youre definitely gonna need to take drug tests, but they got nothing on you. Im assuming this means that you dont also get alien blood and the doctors will be like WTF is this dude made of

Id still go with the mental processing though :3

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KamenRiderBlade
04/18/22 4:47:10 PM
#46:


Nobody wants Cold Breath or Superman's Super Lung Capacity.

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Master Kazuya
04/18/22 4:53:12 PM
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I'm gonna assume that you can use the speed/strength/etc without needing the regeneration/durability otherwise there'd be no point to those options.

My initial pick was speed but maybe healing sounds like the better option. Speed basically just gives you the ability to slow down time which I think would be sick. But healing is definitely the most practical.

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pegusus123456
04/19/22 12:45:16 AM
#48:


TyVulpine posted...
Side note, I always thought Superman was faster than The Flash, but apparently in 9 races, hes only won once (Flash has won 5 times and they tied 3 times)
Everything and nothing is canon in comics, but I think it makes sense to have the dude whose only superpower is gotta go fast be faster than Superman.

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mooreandrew58
04/19/22 3:46:23 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Everything and nothing is canon in comics, but I think it makes sense to have the dude whose only superpower is gotta go fast be faster than Superman.

https://i.imgur.com/Z2as2Wx.jpeg

I'm sure it's one of those things where superman could be faster if he took a long enough of a sun dip. But that's like saying batman with prep time except this prep time would take much much longer

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