Poll of the Day > How screwed are you according to this?

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captpackrat
02/06/22 4:15:10 PM
#1:


How screwed are you?





https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/3/AAQwHjAAC5Vd.jpg

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adjl
02/06/22 4:18:50 PM
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I can't even be bothered to read how screwed I am, so probably totally.

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HornedLion
02/06/22 4:34:35 PM
#3:


Money hungry career pursuers not only actually triggered me but did so more than expected.

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EclairReturns
02/06/22 4:35:58 PM
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I feel like the printer of this sign would be better off had he inserted these demographic names into a proper list, rather than in a paragraph.

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ReaperCloud
02/06/22 4:45:11 PM
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I cannot stand religious people who give off this "Holier than thou" presence.

Having "pot-smokers" listed as a sin is wrong. "potty-mouths" is also wrong. You are not supposed to take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Cursing isn't a sin otherwise.

Also, I guess masturbating is okay as long as no porn is watched? This sign is like 75% wrong and will do more harm than good.

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Nichtcrawler X
02/06/22 4:48:27 PM
#6:


I am an Evolutionary Biologist.

Would Christ also offer me an alternative career? I obviously cannot survive of of mercy alone.

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joemodda
02/06/22 4:50:25 PM
#7:


Seems like my sinful ass needs punishing

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PMarth2002
02/06/22 5:02:11 PM
#8:


I'm totally screwed if this type of god is real as I not only don't believe it, but think it would be one of the most evil beings imaginable.

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The_Viscount
02/06/22 5:23:27 PM
#9:


Feels like there's an overlap with some of those categories.

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wolfy42
02/06/22 5:32:06 PM
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I'm not sure if murderer is on that list or not, but I would be one after seeing it.

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Nichtcrawler X
02/06/22 5:38:09 PM
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Friggin shower thoughts...

Going from the evolution/survival of religions/cultures, to the realization that the way many religious people claim God works, is exactly the system many antagonists in manga/anim are trying to (forcefully) realize.

Yet one gets a free pass, while the other is instantly recognized as evil?

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chelsea_wtf
02/06/22 5:40:35 PM
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sodomite
lesbian
girly man
manly woman
mary-worshipping catholic

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ArvTheGreat
02/06/22 5:40:39 PM
#13:


arvs not on that list so arvs good!

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dvdjedi
02/06/22 5:47:59 PM
#14:


Not At All considering the biblical idea of hell isn't even a real thing.

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chelsea_wtf
02/06/22 6:00:19 PM
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dvdjedi posted...
Not At All considering the biblical idea of hell isn't even a real thing.

other kids on the playground: lets play doctor. im gonna cut you open and take out your spleen
dvdjedi: This Is Bullshit. you're not a real doctor. that's a stick, not a scalpel. how are you going to cut me open with a stick, idiot

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streamofthesky
02/06/22 6:06:57 PM
#16:


Uh... I scored like 10 or 11 out of... however many that was. Is that a good score?
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ParanoidObsessive
02/06/22 6:16:19 PM
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According to Dante I'm in at least the 8th circle of Hell, maybe 9th depending on how you interpret some things. So I'm pretty screwed.

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CinderLock
02/06/22 6:51:52 PM
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Sorry daddy I've been naughty

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rjsilverthorn
02/06/22 9:03:13 PM
#19:


Since I don't believe in God I'm either fine or 100% screwed regardless.
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wwinterj25
02/06/22 10:51:47 PM
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Yeah I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me?

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Krazy_Kirby
02/06/22 10:55:23 PM
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not at all, since there is no heaven/hell/god

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Entity13
02/06/22 11:18:00 PM
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I'd be several levels of screwed by this if I believed in Hell.

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JixHedgehog
02/06/22 11:53:34 PM
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1 out of 52 ain't bad

But if God didnt want me to drink.. then why'd his son have the power to turn water into wine?

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ParanoidObsessive
02/07/22 1:57:05 AM
#24:


wwinterj25 posted...
Yeah I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icCmo2p6w8g

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dvdjedi
02/07/22 10:33:45 AM
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chelsea_wtf posted...
other kids on the playground: lets play doctor. im gonna cut you open and take out your spleen
dvdjedi: This Is Bullshit. you're not a real doctor. that's a stick, not a scalpel. how are you going to cut me open with a stick, idiot
I don't understand the analogy, could you please explain it to me.

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Criminalt
02/07/22 10:53:40 AM
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They probably tried to spray-paint that lot on a bridge, but ran out of bridge.

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chelsea_wtf
02/07/22 10:54:41 AM
#27:


dvdjedi posted...
I don't understand the analogy, could you please explain it to me.
whats your favorite star wars movie. ill use that to make a more personalized analogy

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Criminalt
02/07/22 11:07:40 AM
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dvdjedi posted...
I don't understand the analogy, could you please explain it to me.
I think he's saying you're taking all the fun out of wacky nonsense by going all matter-of-fact.

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Notschmendrake
02/07/22 11:53:43 AM
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ReaperCloud posted...
You are not supposed to take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Cursing isn't a sin otherwise

Taking the lord's name in vain refers to using the lord's name to justify acts of evil and selfishness.

Think less "stubbing your toe and saying goddamn it" and more "Joel Osteen" or "fake christian conservative invoking their religion to refuse a vaccine mandate"
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CinderLock
02/07/22 12:22:28 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Taking the lord's name in vain refers to using the lord's name to justify acts of evil and selfishness.

Think less "stubbing your toe and saying goddamn it" and more "Joel Osteen" or "fake christian conservative invoking their religion to refuse a vaccine mandate"
"Joel Osteen damnit!!"

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Notschmendrake
02/07/22 12:34:15 PM
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CinderLock posted...
"Joel Osteen damnit!!"

Youre a funny guy.
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CinderLock
02/07/22 12:37:39 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Youre a funny guy.
I try lol

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ParanoidObsessive
02/07/22 1:25:43 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Taking the lord's name in vain refers to using the lord's name to justify acts of evil and selfishness.

Think less "stubbing your toe and saying goddamn it" and more "Joel Osteen" or "fake christian conservative invoking their religion to refuse a vaccine mandate"

That's not actually true. The intent of the rule is against any misuse of God's name. Yes, false preaching would fall under that guideline, but so does swearing to God and breaking your word, or even using God's name as a curse ("God damn it!"). The point is that you're essentially profaning something sacred.

It's also why stricter Jewish sects literally cannot say the name of God (Yahweh/YHWH). It's seen as a sin to invoke something divine in any mundane material sense. (which is why substitute words like "Lord" and "God" exist in the first place, so they can refer to him without naming him).

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codey
02/07/22 1:39:42 PM
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I think this is Brother Jed from Texas A&M lol. He's a a crazy asshole that's been going to campus for years, calling girls sluts and condemning everyone to hell. Most people ignore him, but every now and then someone gets into a "debate" with him.

I don't think ignoring him will ever make him go away, but at least when everyone collectively agrees to ignore him he goes mostly forgotten, like a shit a dog took behind the couch you never sit on.

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BigBangBro
02/07/22 1:57:54 PM
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5 sins! Hell yea!

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Muscles
02/07/22 2:03:53 PM
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I got alcohol drinker, pot smoker (not sure if I should include drug user too), potty mouth, blasphemer, rock n roller, entertainment and sports worshiper, God mocker, Bible skeptic, evolutionist, and pro choicer

I was really hoping I would get a higher score

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Criminalt
02/07/22 2:05:42 PM
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Muscles posted...
I got alcohol drinker, pot smoker (not sure if I should include drug user too), potty mouth, blasphemer, rock n roller, entertainment and sports worshiper, God mocker, Bible skeptic, evolutionist, and pro choicer

I was really hoping I would get a higher score
You just need to try harder!

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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
02/07/22 2:11:13 PM
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I'm a 15.

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SunWuKung420
02/07/22 2:37:21 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
vaccine mandate
Rofl. You think the vaccine mandate isn't ill intended.

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Janseh1983
02/07/22 3:03:36 PM
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What is Hell?
Who is Christ? Is it some kind of mythological figure?

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Notschmendrake
02/07/22 3:18:46 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Rofl. You think the vaccine mandate isn't ill intended.

Aw baby, what's up next? Is this the part where you call me a whore and say fuck all conformists like an edgy 13 year old and melt down and get warned again? I missed it last time, so I wouldnt mind a front row seat for this one.
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Zareth
02/07/22 6:04:02 PM
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They always include "so-called 'Christians'" or "two-faced Church members" which is hilarious because they're admitting that they themselves will burn in hell

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Buddyblade
02/07/22 6:07:15 PM
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Me, an evolutionary non-homophobic Christian- Guess Im screwed

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Metalsonic66
02/07/22 6:17:33 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Rofl. You think the vaccine mandate isn't ill intended.
What exactly is the ill intent?

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Entity13
02/07/22 6:35:54 PM
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*Grabs the popcorn and waits for this one*

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Zareth
02/07/22 6:39:43 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
What exactly is the ill intent?
To control you with fear, man!

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Runner_style
02/07/22 8:36:26 PM
#47:


I managed to score 20. I think I'm okay.

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Ogurisama
02/07/22 8:48:53 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/pHeop5D.png

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wwinterj25
02/07/22 9:20:58 PM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Aw baby, what's up next? Is this the part where you call me a whore and say fuck all conformists like an edgy 13 year old and melt down and get warned again? I missed it last time, so I wouldnt mind a front row seat for this one.
Doubt he'll reply. Sunny is being a good boy lately.....

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MarioLinkNES
02/08/22 12:14:30 AM
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Lol. I am not really that screwed aside from swearing...a lot. Although, people close to me and I say such horrible things to each we are probably going to hell on that alone.

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