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Smackems
01/31/22 8:52:19 PM
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Smackems
01/31/22 8:52:53 PM
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Smackems
01/31/22 8:53:34 PM
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Questionmarktarius
01/31/22 8:54:10 PM
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Yay, it's a new one.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 8:54:19 PM
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A brand new one?

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Smackems
01/31/22 8:54:27 PM
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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 8:55:17 PM
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Smackems
01/31/22 8:55:31 PM
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Think that's it?

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 8:55:50 PM
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Oh I think Talib is suspended, saw a topic about it.

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Smackems
01/31/22 8:56:39 PM
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He'll find it. Is he an alt or just a new guy to this topic I can't remember

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 8:57:52 PM
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You guys gotta stop gettin busted. Isn't there any lessons you've learned from me?

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YugiNoob
01/31/22 8:59:02 PM
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Yeah I never got suspended :3

Banned, sure, but only that one time when I was contemplating leaving the site altogether :<

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Smackems
01/31/22 8:59:22 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You guys gotta stop gettin busted. Isn't there any lessons you've learned from me?
I learned to uppercut you in mk11

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:00:38 PM
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Yes.... the uppercut is something I just keep walking into.

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WaterLink
01/31/22 9:04:30 PM
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Tag

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:06:03 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Tag

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AAHlKpAAC33L.jpg

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ScazarMeltex
01/31/22 9:08:21 PM
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I actually just got my warning overturned.
Tonight I'm drinking Ardbeg 10 year. Just trying to make it through the week at this point. Saint Louis is about to get hit with a 2 day snow and ice storm so I may not end up having to work Wednesday and Thursday so at least there is that.

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Smackems
01/31/22 9:09:17 PM
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I gave it a proper name Johnny. For you

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:10:03 PM
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We're possibly getting snow here on Thursday... I hope not at this point.

@Smackems So my dad went to the Oncologist today and they said his platelettes were low and couldn't do chemo this week. I guess she said it was a common thing for patients, but have you come across this?

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Questionmarktarius
01/31/22 9:10:19 PM
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Just drinking Miller like a heathen. It was cheap, and there.
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Smackems
01/31/22 9:12:04 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We're possibly getting snow here on Thursday... I hope not at this point.

@Smackems So my dad went to the Oncologist today and they said his platelettes were low and couldn't do chemo this week. I guess she said it was a common thing for patients, but have you come across this?
Platelets being low has been a concern but they haven't acted on it in any way. But moms chemo treatment was delayed by a week or two because of the COVID meds or something or other

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:12:17 PM
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Miller? ehhh. Shoulda went with Coors like I did tonight. I do like MGD though, but I can't find it most of the time anywhere, it's weird.

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 9:12:37 PM
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Michelob ultra gold is better than it should be for a cheap ass beer.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:13:12 PM
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Smackems posted...
Platelets being low has been a concern but they haven't acted on it in any way. But moms chemo treatment was delayed by a week or two because of the COVID meds or something or other

Really? My dad got a Flu shot, covid booster, and chemo in the same day and they let him. He felt like ass the next day but that's on him haha.

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JimCarrysToe
01/31/22 9:13:42 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3I5HV7l0M

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Smackems
01/31/22 9:14:45 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Really? My dad got a Flu shot, covid booster, and chemo in the same day and they let him. He felt like ass the next day but that's on him haha.
It was covid itself they postponed it for. She has to be 21 days rona free

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TreyFlowers
01/31/22 9:15:45 PM
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In the office for the first time since the baby was born today. I miss him

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Smackems
01/31/22 9:16:26 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3I5HV7l0M
248 views where'd you find this lol

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Questionmarktarius
01/31/22 9:16:57 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Miller? ehhh. Shoulda went with Coors like I did tonight.
Coors wasn't there. Save-a-Lot doesn't have that great a selection, unless you want light beer or that Steel Reserve instant-hangover.
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Smackems
01/31/22 9:16:59 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
In the office for the first time since the baby was born today. I miss him
They should let ya take him in there and chill n eat Gerber's n shit ya britches together

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:19:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Coors wasn't there. Save-a-Lot doesn't have that great a selection, unless you want light beer or that Steel Reserve instant-hangover.

Oh they don't sell beer in gas stations there huh? I got like 4 quick options just in the 10-15 minutes it takes me to get home. I only buy hard liquor at Walgreens because they got the best prices.

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JimCarrysToe
01/31/22 9:22:47 PM
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Smackems posted...
248 views where'd you find this lol
I... uhhhh.... HEY YOU LIKE POOP GUITARS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-it3yYWVDs

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Questionmarktarius
01/31/22 9:24:51 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh they don't sell beer in gas stations there huh?
Gas station is another stop
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 9:25:29 PM
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We made a cards against humanity card just called "What did Jim Google search today?" I can only imagine her Youtube search history.

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 9:26:45 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
In the office for the first time since the baby was born today. I miss him
Aw man, dads first day back at work. Your wife staying home with the baby long term?

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 9:28:03 PM
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Our save-a-lot doesn't sell alcohol but our Piggly Wiggly has an entire wall of beer and wine.

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Smackems
01/31/22 9:28:36 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We made a cards against humanity card just called "What did Jim Google search today?" I can only imagine her Youtube search history.
Bet you can't imagine mine

JimCarrysToe posted...
I... uhhhh.... HEY YOU LIKE POOP GUITARS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-it3yYWVDs
Well I guess I do now

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/22 9:35:20 PM
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Sounds like a real shitty guitarist

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Smackems
01/31/22 10:20:01 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAZOwTAAC34Z.jpg

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Blue_Inigo
01/31/22 10:21:38 PM
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Tfw it takes 50% of brain power to walk. I haven't been drunk in months

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 10:30:48 PM
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Does the cat get pissed if the dog moves? Cats like getting comfy and dogs move a lot.


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Questionmarktarius
01/31/22 10:36:57 PM
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currently drinking: https://www.boulevard.com/beerinfo/experimental-25-38-ipa/
It's like they just mashed up some hops and tossed it in the bottle.

It's so hoppy that it's damn near green.
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TreyFlowers
01/31/22 10:50:48 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Aw man, dads first day back at work. Your wife staying home with the baby long term?

Yeah, I usually work from home but had to go in today. Missing him.

In Australia there's 12 months maternity leave of which your company pays you full wage for 18 weeks or half wage for 36 weeks, then the government pays you minimum wage or something for 16 weeks. So she'll go back to work after the 12 months.

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Smackems
01/31/22 10:58:38 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Does the cat get pissed if the dog moves? Cats like getting comfy and dogs move a lot.
Nah. They just lick on each other

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 11:06:38 PM
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TreyFlowers posted...
Yeah, I usually work from home but had to go in today. Missing him.

In Australia there's 12 months maternity leave of which your company pays you full wage for 18 weeks or half wage for 36 weeks, then the government pays you minimum wage or something for 16 weeks. So she'll go back to work after the 12 months.

That's actually pretty damn amazing.

Here it's like "Hey Johnny congratulations, how soon can you come in to fix this or that?"

Oh wait that's for the mother. That's still better than what is it 6 months in the US?

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TreyFlowers
01/31/22 11:26:35 PM
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yeah we did the half wage for 36 weeks so there's a constant stream of income for the bulk of the time

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/31/22 11:40:18 PM
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New chick got some shit at work today. I don't know what it was exactly but I had to help her fix something this morning and it was a quick fix that had nothing to do with it but she sent me all her little love hug emojis that only one other person ever did and I just didn't respond once everything was fixed. I guess she got chewed out later for something else and I stayed out of it.

I curiously checked her tiktok tonight and it's like she's passively aggressive towards me because almost all of her content within the last 8 hours were directed at me and hating work.

Like what am I supposed to do? I tried to start something with her even though I was second guessing it, but she decided no. Fuck you want from me at this point????


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Smackems
01/31/22 11:45:27 PM
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I would cut out any interaction with her aside from what you had to do at work

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JimCarrysToe
01/31/22 11:46:03 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We made a cards against humanity card just called "What did Jim Google search today?" I can only imagine her Youtube search history.
I dont actually really search on yt much, itjust recommends me weird shit cuz i click on weird shit. Been googling those weird fancy critter names tho

Creatonotos gangis
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/1/AAaOPhAAC35F.jpg
Those weird things on its ass are for pheromones

Dofleinia armata
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/2/AAaOPhAAC35G.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/3/AAaOPhAAC35H.jpg
Seafloor tentacles! Dont touch tho

You ever see a chicken with dinosaur feet?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAaOPhAAC35I.jpg
Dong tao chickens are cool.

Also lobster moth caterpillars look fucked up
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AAaOPhAAC35J.jpg

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