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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 1:48:57 AM
#101:


I can compete with that a little. Its fun.

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Smackems
02/01/22 1:59:22 AM
#102:


I think it could be the chemo but my mom the last few months has been ripping some serious fat guy buzz saw ass

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 2:00:25 AM
#103:


Plausible.
Chemo is hell on the fastest-replicating cells, and the intestines are those.
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Smackems
02/01/22 2:20:29 AM
#104:


You oughta hear these things dude. They could rip a man in two

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 2:21:46 AM
#105:


I lost both grandads and an uncle to cancer.
Fuck cancer.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 2:25:15 AM
#106:


Let's space out the cancer talk but pretend Smackems mom ripped a good one in Jims face.

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 2:33:11 AM
#107:


Cancer farts got nuthin on a Guinness bender.
Guinness farts would make Satan himself recoil in fear.
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Smackems
02/01/22 2:33:12 AM
#108:


Hate to hear that QM... Lost one of my grandfathers to it

Anyway.. pay day has HIT. I ordered Cyberpunk 2077 and a FUCKIN WIXARD HAT

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 2:34:24 AM
#109:


I wanna see the hat right now

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Smackems
02/01/22 2:34:38 AM
#110:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/1/AAZOwTAAC36z.jpg
OooooOooOOHHH .... FUCK YES WIXARD TIME

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 2:40:30 AM
#111:


Smackdalf the grey

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Smackems
02/01/22 2:41:49 AM
#112:


I got a god damn Celtic GOBLET too. Gonna nerd the fuck out broseph

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 2:42:00 AM
#113:


Smackems posted...
Hate to hear that QM... Lost one of my grandfathers to it
Grandad 1 was in the Navy for the "let's test fucktons of atom bombs!" era. Died at 62.
Grandad 2 died at 82, of five cancers at once. Five.
The uncle just happened, of kidney cancer, at 54. Incidentally, a gigantic benign tumor was cut off of my mom's kidney about two years before.
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BlazinBlue88
02/01/22 7:33:10 AM
#114:


Tag

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Questionmarktarius
02/01/22 8:40:45 AM
#115:


I can't legally drive into work this morning. Found half a beer I forgot about.
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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 6:17:07 PM
#116:


Parents are screaming at eachother again. God i cant wait for them to seperate and we move.

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 6:19:44 PM
#117:


If not I always got room in the chicken house if you can lay at least 5 eggs a week.

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 6:28:23 PM
#118:


Stepdads pissed that im a neet. Apparently hes been trying to talk to my mom about that for years, i wish he got through to her.

Now hes saying he wished he got covid and died so he didnt have to deal her anymore. I feel that.

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Smackems
02/01/22 6:31:52 PM
#119:


Been a long day. 13 pills later maybe it'll soften up some

JimCarrysToe posted...
Stepdads pissed that im a neet. Apparently hes been trying to talk to my mom about that for years, i wish he got through to her.
You want him to?

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 6:34:28 PM
#120:




You want him to?
..... *sigh* not really. I know i should, but i dont really care.

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Smackems
02/01/22 6:35:45 PM
#121:


JimCarrysToe posted...
..... *sigh* not really. I know i should, but i dont really care.
I won't harp on it. I know you probably heard it all before. But if you decide you wanna talk, we're here. And as much as Johnny tries to be a big man he's really just a soft cuddly rabbit

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Smackems
02/01/22 6:40:06 PM
#122:


Also Mabus is a biscuit

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 6:44:10 PM
#123:


With gravy

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 6:44:41 PM
#124:


Smackems posted...
I won't harp on it. I know you probably heard it all before. But if you decide you wanna talk, we're here. And as much as Johnny tries to be a big man he's really just a soft cuddly rabbit
a soft cuddly smelly skunk more like.

He just went to take a bath just as i got up to poop :/
And my mom just popped in to whisper to me to not listen to him, that hes crazy. I wanna punch her.

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Smackems
02/01/22 6:47:02 PM
#125:


Poop yer britches in defiance while making eye contact

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Smackems
02/01/22 6:47:17 PM
#126:


MabusIncarnate posted...
With gravy
And strawberry preserves

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BlazinBlue88
02/01/22 7:12:00 PM
#127:


Fixed a work ticket I've been dealing with for a couple months so cracked open a bottle of wine. Wife is making homemade ramen. Tonight's gonna be a good night.

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Smackems
02/01/22 7:23:07 PM
#128:


Talked to my neighbors to see if they alright since they ain't got a ride... Dude has been WALKING 12 god damn miles to get to his job..

I said to his wife, dude I got a Corolla. Asked how much they had for a new vehicle and said they got 500 to put down.. it's an 06 I think. I think I should sell it to em?

Only thing is they got 4 kids and they couldn't get them all in there legally I don't think


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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 7:23:57 PM
#129:


Sounds awesome, does she do the noodles from scratch? Always wanted to get a pasta roller and try to make my own raviolis and stuff.

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Smackems
02/01/22 7:32:37 PM
#130:


No go on the car because of stupid ass legal shit. But maybe I could give him a ride

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 7:33:46 PM
#131:


JimCarrysToe posted...
a soft cuddly smelly skunk more like.

He just went to take a bath just as i got up to poop :/
And my mom just popped in to whisper to me to not listen to him, that hes crazy. I wanna punch her.

Jim thinks i'm cuddly everyone!!!!

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 7:36:41 PM
#132:


Guy should at least get a bicycle for the time being. Hell of a lot quicker than walking.

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Smackems
02/01/22 7:42:56 PM
#133:


Yeah.. true dat. He was getting a ride from someone but they canceled a couple times

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 7:44:02 PM
#134:


I got to poop, but theyve started arguing again. A little less screamy this time tho.

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 7:52:41 PM
#135:


Assert your dominance and go to the room they are yelling in, take a squat and shit on the floor.

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Smackems
02/01/22 7:56:22 PM
#136:


This poop is starting to sound serious

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 8:05:22 PM
#137:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I got to poop, but theyve started arguing again. A little less screamy this time tho.

How often do they argue? Do they live together? Does he take the blocks to her? How often?

I can tell ya right now when the sex slows down and the arguing picks up, that's it, it's over.

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 8:08:06 PM
#138:


Oh god theyre screaming again. Moms trying to guilt him out of his computer cuz she uses it to watch movies and the car she cant get a license for cuz eye problems, and just used mia(who has a lump that needs checking out) to get him to pay all the bills this month so she can take her to the vet.

And he just told her off right now for using the ac in the winter. Give up bro, ive been telling her thats a waste my whole life. But i also use my window ac at night on fan for the noise cuz my mom wont buy me a fan so i guess i should shutup lol.

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 8:15:42 PM
#139:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
How often do they argue? Do they live together? Does he take the blocks to her? How often?

I can tell ya right now when the sex slows down and the arguing picks up, that's it, it's over.
After the second year or so they argued like every week to every other month at. The last 3 months theyve argued 3 times i think. We mightve had a 3 or 4 month stretch of no arguing but idr. We all live together in a small one bedroom apartment with thin walls, i dont think they ever fucked. At least, not since he moved in and they had no other apartment to go to since i never leave.

Seems hes been trying to get a new place for a while and get out of here but there hasnt been anything cheap enough. This is gonna be a loooooong year.

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Smackems
02/01/22 8:16:06 PM
#140:


You should draw them some "butterflies"

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JimCarrysToe
02/01/22 8:19:05 PM
#141:


Smackems posted...
You should draw them some "butterflies"
Lol. I wish i had the energy to learn to draw well enough to take commissions. Heard furries pay really well.

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Smackems
02/01/22 8:20:04 PM
#142:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Lol. I wish i had the energy to learn to draw well enough to take commissions. Heard furries pay really well.
Hell they gotta be some broke furries out there that'd take stick foxes

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ScazarMeltex
02/01/22 8:24:53 PM
#143:


Saint Louis about to get blasted by a huge snowstorm, luckily my work has called called off for tomorrow so I will chilling at home all day.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 8:24:58 PM
#144:


Oh he's not gettin laid? Yeah i'd be snapping too.

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 8:27:46 PM
#145:


Dont let her fool you, she's a good artist. She made that pic in Canucks sig.

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Smackems
02/01/22 8:27:56 PM
#146:


Well you ain't getting laid either

Neither am I...

you know what to do johnny

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Smackems
02/01/22 8:28:27 PM
#147:


And where the HELL is Canuck? Walter finally finish the job?

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 8:29:27 PM
#148:


Smackems posted...
Well you ain't getting laid either

Neither am I...

you know what to do johnny

Hey you're right i'm not. My rage meter just went up.

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/22 8:29:44 PM
#149:


When we gonna run NHL 3s Johnny? You can be a team of mascots, I was dicking around with it last night.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/01/22 8:30:07 PM
#150:


Oh if I remember to do it, i'll download it overnight.

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