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BipBapBam 01/24/22 5:50:42 AM #1:	I'm bored and saw a zombie movie earlier so. Would everything instantly go to shit, or do we contain it easily and write it off as a bunch of crazy cannibals? Let's say typical zombie rules: 1 bite = infected, can only be ''killed'' by destroying their head, and they can run because I have no idea how zombies that slowly waddle over to you can be threatening tbh. Obviously they're mindless, so they can't make plans or anything, just blindly rush the nearest living person. Bonus question: How long do you personally think you would last if it wasn't instantly contained? --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. This is where the fun begins. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:962028181] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I'm bored and saw a zombie movie earlier so. Would everything instantly go to shit, or do we contain it easily and write it off as a bunch of crazy cannibals? Let's say typical zombie rules: 1 bite = infected, can only be ''killed'' by destroying their head, and they can run because I have no idea how zombies that slowly waddle over to you can be threatening tbh. Obviously they're mindless, so they can't make plans or anything, just blindly rush the nearest living person. Bonus question: How long do you personally think you would last if it wasn't instantly contained? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 01/24/22 5:54:20 AM #2:	... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:962028207] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightingaleMD 01/24/22 5:56:01 AM #3:	Crazyman93 posted... ... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive. --- Pit doc <cite>NightingaleMD posted [p:962028222] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TetsuoS2 01/24/22 5:56:44 AM #4:	Crazyman93 posted... ... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive. Ironically I realized that we give horror movies too much shit and that they're actually more realistic than most people think. --- Lurker by trade just an idiot passing through <cite>TetsuoS2 posted [p:962028226] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive.</quote> Ironically I realized that we give horror movies too much shit and that they're actually more realistic than most people think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/24/22 5:57:39 AM #5:	zombies aren't real, it's about government control!!!!! it's a hoax!!!! -gets bitten- uggggghhh j-just... allergies... brainergies... i mean allergies!!! --- You'll never wake up <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:962028235] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>zombies aren't real, it's about government control!!!!! it's a hoax!!!! -gets bitten- uggggghhh j-just... allergies... brainergies... i mean allergies!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 01/24/22 6:00:23 AM #6:	If it requires a bite for a person to turn, it would be easily contained. If it's Walking Dead rules, it would be harder, but I still think it could be contained, though obviously society would look drastically different. Either way, I don't see it being the apocalypse. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:962028264] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>If it requires a bite for a person to turn, it would be easily contained. If it's Walking Dead rules, it would be harder, but I still think it could be contained, though obviously society would look drastically different. Either way, I don't see it being the apocalypse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 01/24/22 6:02:59 AM #8:	viewmaster_pi posted... zombies aren't real, it's about government control!!!!! it's a hoax!!!! -gets bitten- uggggghhh j-just... allergies... brainergies... i mean allergies!!! Ironically, once the infected start getting hard to contain, I could see the right wing being more likely to survive since they're the ones that tend to be armed and and contain the people expecting society to fall apart tomorrow. There would also be at least three stories of someone getting infected because they thought they could help restore the humanity of the zombies or something similar. And one of someone getting mauled while defending a zombie from being shot. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:962028286] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>zombies aren't real, it's about government control!!!!! it's a hoax!!!! -gets bitten- uggggghhh j-just... allergies... brainergies... i mean allergies!!!</quote>Ironically, once the infected start getting hard to contain, I could see the right wing being more likely to survive since they're the ones that tend to be armed and and contain the people expecting society to fall apart tomorrow. There would also be at least three stories of someone getting infected because they thought they could help restore the humanity of the zombies or something similar. And one of someone getting mauled while defending a zombie from being shot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 01/24/22 6:03:14 AM #9:	if it's spreading by a virus and not just bites? yeah we'll be fucking up big time --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:962028287] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>if it's spreading by a virus and not just bites? yeah we'll be fucking up big time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 01/24/22 6:03:33 AM #10:	Xavier_On_High posted... If it requires a bite for a person to turn, it would be easily contained. If it's Walking Dead rules, it would be harder, but I still think it could be contained, though obviously society would look drastically different. Either way, I don't see it being the apocalypse. What are the Walking Dead rules? --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. This is where the fun begins. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:962028291] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>If it requires a bite for a person to turn, it would be easily contained. If it's Walking Dead rules, it would be harder, but I still think it could be contained, though obviously society would look drastically different. Either way, I don't see it being the apocalypse.</quote>What are the Walking Dead rules? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 01/24/22 6:05:33 AM #11:	BipBapBam posted... What are the Walking Dead rules? Anyone who dies turns. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:962028309] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>BipBapBam posted... </cite> <quote>What are the Walking Dead rules?</quote> Anyone who dies turns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 01/24/22 6:05:38 AM #12:	TetsuoS2 posted... Ironically I realized that we give horror movies too much shit and that they're actually more realistic than most people think. They weren't supposed to be realistic, that's the thing. In Always Sunny, they made a joke about Frank getting horse dewormer to help against covid because that sounds exactly like the kind of thing these fictional buffoons would do. The insanity and comedy of fiction isn't supposed to be happening in real life. ;_; --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:962028310] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>TetsuoS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Ironically I realized that we give horror movies too much shit and that they're actually more realistic than most people think.</quote>They weren't supposed to be realistic, that's the thing. In Always Sunny, they made a joke about Frank getting horse dewormer to help against covid because that sounds exactly like the kind of thing these fictional buffoons would do. The insanity and comedy of fiction isn't supposed to be happening in real life. ;_; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 01/24/22 6:05:39 AM #13:	OVERGOATED posted... Military would take care of it in a couple days No it wouldn't. TC stated they can only be destroyed by destroying the head. The US military 5.56 round won't destroy it. If a simple shot is enough then that helps, but they train military and law enforcement to aim for center of mass because it's a bigger target. Military training with a firearm would actually be a near hinderance. And THEN you'd have Congress arguing over whether to deploy them in the first place. And then arguing over using the big guns where "headshot" is an academic point on US soil. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:962028311] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>OVERGOATED posted... </cite> <quote>Military would take care of it in a couple days</quote>No it wouldn't. TC stated they can only be destroyed by destroying the head. The US military 5.56 round won't destroy it. If a simple shot is enough then that helps, but they train military and law enforcement to aim for center of mass because it's a bigger target. Military training with a firearm would actually be a near hinderance. And THEN you'd have Congress arguing over whether to deploy them in the first place. And then arguing over using the big guns where "headshot" is an academic point on US soil. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 01/24/22 6:07:37 AM #14:	It really depends on how it begins and the initial response. If outbreak hotspots pop up all over the world then there's no chance we handle it at all. If it's one isolated area the chances are greater. Then there's all sorts of variables almost too many to count in which it could get out of hand even from one location. Also look at how people behaved when Covid began, rushing to stores and buying up everything they could, fighting over fucking toilet paper and acting like animals, we'd do that again on a larger scale if zombies were confirmed to be happening thus opening the door for the outbreak to spread like wildfire. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MryA0iKJoOo <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:962028328] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>It really depends on how it begins and the initial response. If outbreak hotspots pop up all over the world then there's no chance we handle it at all. If it's one isolated area the chances are greater. Then there's all sorts of variables almost too many to count in which it could get out of hand even from one location. Also look at how people behaved when Covid began, rushing to stores and buying up everything they could, fighting over fucking toilet paper and acting like animals, we'd do that again on a larger scale if zombies were confirmed to be happening thus opening the door for the outbreak to spread like wildfire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 01/24/22 6:18:04 AM #15:	You'd have idiots getting bitten for TikTok views or saying it's a conspiracy, causing the outbreak to spread much faster than it should :< --- @taylorswift13 I want to rub my junk over every square inch of your body taylor - No_U_L7 <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:962028422] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>You'd have idiots getting bitten for TikTok views or saying it's a conspiracy, causing the outbreak to spread much faster than it should :< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 01/24/22 6:18:45 AM #16:	Crazyman93 posted... ... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive. in the World War Z book, some people thought they were immune, partly cause some quack did the equivalent of "chug bleach or de-wormer fluid to cure it" some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead. --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:962028427] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>... Look how we handled COVID-19. We'd be too busy arguing about it to survive.</quote> in the World War Z book, some people thought they were immune, partly cause some quack did the equivalent of "chug bleach or de-wormer fluid to cure it" some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TetsuoS2 01/24/22 6:19:54 AM #17:	Kisai posted... They weren't supposed to be realistic, that's the thing. In Always Sunny, they made a joke about Frank getting horse dewormer to help against covid because that sounds exactly like the kind of thing these fictional buffoons would do. The insanity and comedy of fiction isn't supposed to be happening in real life. ;_; yea, pretty sad. --- Lurker by trade just an idiot passing through <cite>TetsuoS2 posted [p:962028439] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Kisai posted... </cite> <quote>They weren't supposed to be realistic, that's the thing. In Always Sunny, they made a joke about Frank getting horse dewormer to help against covid because that sounds exactly like the kind of thing these fictional buffoons would do. The insanity and comedy of fiction isn't supposed to be happening in real life. ;_;</quote> yea, pretty sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BipBapBam 01/24/22 6:28:50 AM #18:	ROBANN_88 posted... some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead. lmao Yeah, I can see all of that happening --- Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all. This is where the fun begins. <cite>BipBapBam posted [p:962028506] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite> <quote>some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead.</quote>lmao Yeah, I can see all of that happening </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/24/22 6:31:22 AM #19:	Zombie apocalypses happen in fictional series because knowledge of zombies doesn't exist in most cases. In reality the military would annihilate zombies. --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:962028523] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Zombie apocalypses happen in fictional series because knowledge of zombies doesn't exist in most cases. In reality the military would annihilate zombies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 01/24/22 6:33:56 AM #20:	YugiNoob posted... You'd have idiots getting bitten for TikTok views or saying it's a conspiracy, causing the outbreak to spread much faster than it should :< WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S YA BOY!!!! YOOOOOO I JUST GOT BIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! --- You'll never wake up <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:962028544] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>YugiNoob posted... </cite> <quote>You'd have idiots getting bitten for TikTok views or saying it's a conspiracy, causing the outbreak to spread much faster than it should :<</quote>WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S YA BOY!!!! YOOOOOO I JUST GOT BIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 01/24/22 6:36:14 AM #21:	I feel America would go to shit in a different way. There would be a lot more human on human violence but with our affinity for guns I feel less of us would be boarded up hiding all the time. Walmart would be warzones as it would be a good place to take a stand. Food clothes guns ammo melee weapons such as baseball bats among other things We the still living would be our own biggest threat. Either through violence to steal others supplies or people getting infected and hiding it while remaining with their group of people Other countries will have it rougher in the being able to move around safely department. They'll have to get creative on how to fight back This all of course not considering the military just comes in and wipes them out. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:962028561] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I feel America would go to shit in a different way. There would be a lot more human on human violence but with our affinity for guns I feel less of us would be boarded up hiding all the time. Walmart would be warzones as it would be a good place to take a stand. Food clothes guns ammo melee weapons such as baseball bats among other things We the still living would be our own biggest threat. Either through violence to steal others supplies or people getting infected and hiding it while remaining with their group of people Other countries will have it rougher in the being able to move around safely department. They'll have to get creative on how to fight back This all of course not considering the military just comes in and wipes them out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 01/24/22 6:37:55 AM #22:	People would be out rioting fighting police/military trying to take down the infected. While that's happening people would be getting bit left and right. If it's TWD rules people would be dying and turning so fast we'd be overwhelmed. So just wait in your homes for at least 1-2 weeks. By then any infected would be immobile. Of course, a certain group of people would be like "fuck that, my freedoms!!!" --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:962028568] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>People would be out rioting fighting police/military trying to take down the infected. While that's happening people would be getting bit left and right. If it's TWD rules people would be dying and turning so fast we'd be overwhelmed. So just wait in your homes for at least 1-2 weeks. By then any infected would be immobile. Of course, a certain group of people would be like "fuck that, my freedoms!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mooreandrew58 01/24/22 6:42:45 AM #23:	Strider102 posted... People would be out rioting fighting police/military trying to take down the infected. While that's happening people would be getting bit left and right. If it's TWD rules people would be dying and turning so fast we'd be overwhelmed. So just wait in your homes for at least 1-2 weeks. By then any infected would be immobile. Of course, a certain group of people would be like "fuck that, my freedoms!!!" I honestly feel people would take that more seriously. One the disease pretty much has q 100% death rate and 2 it means you might have to literally fight for survival. Covid has killed a lot. But most of us don't see it we just see the numbers. Like my boss was all anti Vax and what not. Then a friend and a family member died of it and suddenly she's vaccinated and the biggest enforcer on wearing masks. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>mooreandrew58 posted [p:962028612] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>People would be out rioting fighting police/military trying to take down the infected. While that's happening people would be getting bit left and right. If it's TWD rules people would be dying and turning so fast we'd be overwhelmed. So just wait in your homes for at least 1-2 weeks. By then any infected would be immobile. Of course, a certain group of people would be like "fuck that, my freedoms!!!"</quote> I honestly feel people would take that more seriously. One the disease pretty much has q 100% death rate and 2 it means you might have to literally fight for survival. Covid has killed a lot. But most of us don't see it we just see the numbers. Like my boss was all anti Vax and what not. Then a friend and a family member died of it and suddenly she's vaccinated and the biggest enforcer on wearing masks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 01/24/22 6:49:28 AM #24:	on the one hand, yeah. based on current evidence of some people, we'd be fucked but on the other hand, zombies is a problem that can be solved with a gun, so they might just have a field day --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:962028687] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>on the one hand, yeah. based on current evidence of some people, we'd be fucked but on the other hand, zombies is a problem that can be solved with a gun, so they might just have a field day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scorpion41 01/24/22 6:50:56 AM #25:	Xavier_On_High posted... Anyone who dies turns. That was actually the original rule implied by John Russo and George Romero in the Night of the Living Dead. In Russos sequel novelization, Return of the Living Dead(not the same as the 80s comedy/horror movie), the survivors of the first disaster realize that people turn when they die and the brain is left intact, so they started driving spikes into the deads heads to keep them dead. The second disaster occurred because there was a bus accident with numerous fatalities and they didnt get to the site in time to stop the resurrections and prevent the spread. In the Walking Dead, these movies/books never existed so thats why they seemed so clueless about what it was that was happening. But, it followed the rule that Russo had established that anyone who died will resurrect. Now to answer the OP. With the way things are right now, wed probably butcher the response early on. The Doomsdayers would be full military mode, people would be getting killed and bitten due to not being capable of rekilling loved ones, and the government would be gridlocked in a bureaucratic mess. Then wed get to a point where wed get it under control, but the government wants to rehabilitate the zombies and use them for different military reasons. It would be a mess. --- PSN: scorpion_4160 Currently Playing: NCAA 14(PS3) <cite>scorpion41 posted [p:962028703] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote> Anyone who dies turns.</quote> That was actually the original rule implied by John Russo and George Romero in the Night of the Living Dead. In Russos sequel novelization, Return of the Living Dead(not the same as the 80s comedy/horror movie), the survivors of the first disaster realize that people turn when they die and the brain is left intact, so they started driving spikes into the deads heads to keep them dead. The second disaster occurred because there was a bus accident with numerous fatalities and they didnt get to the site in time to stop the resurrections and prevent the spread. In the Walking Dead, these movies/books never existed so thats why they seemed so clueless about what it was that was happening. But, it followed the rule that Russo had established that anyone who died will resurrect. Now to answer the OP. With the way things are right now, wed probably butcher the response early on. The Doomsdayers would be full military mode, people would be getting killed and bitten due to not being capable of rekilling loved ones, and the government would be gridlocked in a bureaucratic mess. Then wed get to a point where wed get it under control, but the government wants to rehabilitate the zombies and use them for different military reasons. It would be a mess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sharashaska 01/24/22 8:23:42 AM #26:	ROBANN_88 posted... in the World War Z book, some people thought they were immune, partly cause some quack did the equivalent of "chug bleach or de-wormer fluid to cure it" some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead. That book is my favorite! --- It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon. <cite>Sharashaska posted [p:962029837] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite> <quote>in the World War Z book, some people thought they were immune, partly cause some quack did the equivalent of "chug bleach or de-wormer fluid to cure it" some others mentally snapped, started behaving like Zombies, even though they weren't bitten, and so just walked into a crowd of them... and got bitten or they'd bite someone else who then didn't get infected and then that person might believe they're immune instead.</quote>That book is my favorite! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 01/24/22 8:27:05 AM #27:	Zombie horde eating his wife alive in front of him Billy Bob says "Fake news! The libs paid her to fake being eaten by these actors." <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:962029881] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Zombie horde eating his wife alive in front of him Billy Bob says "Fake news! The libs paid her to fake being eaten by these actors." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 01/24/22 8:33:14 AM #28:	Depends if its only fresh blood/saliva contact. If it spreads like covid, you can probably catch it from trying to gather food from a supermarket after things had happened in there. Because then I assume would be hard to find running water and hand sanitisers to wash your hands before you touch food or your face. --- Rule #17: Don't be a Hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken. <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:962029995] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Depends if its only fresh blood/saliva contact. If it spreads like covid, you can probably catch it from trying to gather food from a supermarket after things had happened in there. Because then I assume would be hard to find running water and hand sanitisers to wash your hands before you touch food or your face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 01/24/22 8:34:34 AM #29:	based on how this pandemic went? basically we would be fucked.. for sure you would have morons downplaying how serious it is and getting infected left and right. just like how it was with covid. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:962030014] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>based on how this pandemic went? basically we would be fucked.. for sure you would have morons downplaying how serious it is and getting infected left and right. just like how it was with covid. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 01/24/22 8:40:34 AM #30:	Most likely wed be fucked cause youd have people that dont believe its real and youll have people that will reject the vaccine. --- "Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation." <cite>--Zero- posted [p:962030121] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Most likely wed be fucked cause youd have people that dont believe its real and youll have people that will reject the vaccine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSMajinVegeta2 01/24/22 8:58:42 AM #31:	@viewmaster_pi I laughed more than I should have. Its yoooooo boi --- On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer. Satoru Iwata, 1959 - 2015 RIP GP God bless <cite>SSMajinVegeta2 posted [p:962030387] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>@viewmaster_pi I laughed more than I should have. Its yoooooo boi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 01/24/22 9:00:25 AM #32:	There'd be a gigantic shit storm and millions would die. Rural areas would be much safer, for a while. Eventually there would be safe havens from which we'd rebuild society, but life would change forever. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:962030413] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>There'd be a gigantic shit storm and millions would die. Rural areas would be much safer, for a while. Eventually there would be safe havens from which we'd rebuild society, but life would change forever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 01/24/22 9:47:39 AM #33:	Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty. <cite>Crescente posted [p:962031278] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 01/24/22 9:51:25 AM #34:	Major population centers would be fucked, but lightly populated areas would probably make it out fine. Realistic zombies would probably have a fairly short shelf life unless we're going with some kind of semi-intelligent fungus zombies that can actually intake nutrients. <cite>Nemu posted [p:962031366] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Major population centers would be fucked, but lightly populated areas would probably make it out fine. Realistic zombies would probably have a fairly short shelf life unless we're going with some kind of semi-intelligent fungus zombies that can actually intake nutrients. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 01/24/22 9:59:58 AM #35:	viewmaster_pi posted... WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S YA BOY!!!! YOOOOOO I JUST GOT BIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wasn't there something like that in Army of the Dead? --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:962031541] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE IT'S YA BOY!!!! YOOOOOO I JUST GOT BIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! </quote> Wasn't there something like that in Army of the Dead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 01/24/22 10:21:40 AM #36:	"Hey, I know you got bitten earlier but I'm gonna need you to do a double this week. Be a team player. People don't want to work anymore!" --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:962031962] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, I know you got bitten earlier but I'm gonna need you to do a double this week. Be a team player. People don't want to work anymore!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 01/24/22 10:43:44 AM #37:	Umbreon posted... "Hey, I know you got bitten earlier but I'm gonna need you to do a double this week. Be a team player. People don't want to work anymore!" "God damnit, why'd Tim bite me? All I asked was for him to do a bit of overtime. Guy's a maniac!" <cite>Crescente posted [p:962032455] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Umbreon posted... </cite> <quote>"Hey, I know you got bitten earlier but I'm gonna need you to do a double this week. Be a team player. People don't want to work anymore!"</quote> "God damnit, why'd Tim bite me? All I asked was for him to do a bit of overtime. Guy's a maniac!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 01/24/22 10:57:20 AM #38:	I saw a meme the other day that went something like, the pandemic has proved to me that a lot of people would lie about being bitten by a zombie --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:962032753] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I saw a meme the other day that went something like, the pandemic has proved to me that a lot of people would lie about being bitten by a zombie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/24/22 10:57:39 AM #39:	McBrains <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962032763] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>McBrains </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 01/24/22 11:02:44 AM #40:	Zombie takeovers are unrealistic. They're literally an unarmed mob. The army would wipe them out no sweat. The only way they could pose a threat is if they were Return of the Living Dead zombies which couldn't be killed unless cremated and whose ashes could still infect others. Then it would be pretty much impossible to stop them. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:962032874] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Zombie takeovers are unrealistic. They're literally an unarmed mob. The army would wipe them out no sweat. The only way they could pose a threat is if they were Return of the Living Dead zombies which couldn't be killed unless cremated and whose ashes could still infect others. Then it would be pretty much impossible to stop them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 01/24/22 1:41:43 PM #41:	I used to think a real zombie outbreak would get stopped fast. But then Covid happened and I saw how stupid humans are <cite>Zikten posted [p:962036876] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I used to think a real zombie outbreak would get stopped fast. But then Covid happened and I saw how stupid humans are</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 01/24/22 1:48:03 PM #42:	Dude have you not been paying attention? Wed be all be zombies. We could literally have Dawn Of The Dead happening outside and half our country would be like naaaa dog its just rabies yall are overreacting They would say the zombies are actually government actors that bite people to control us. --- 504 bout it bout it 901 bout it bout it <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:962037061] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Dude have you not been paying attention? Wed be all be zombies. We could literally have Dawn Of The Dead happening outside and half our country would be like naaaa dog its just rabies yall are overreacting They would say the zombies are actually government actors that bite people to control us. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ViewtifulJoe 01/24/22 1:57:24 PM #44:	We've basically got one already. The only nice caveat is the anti-vaxxers can't forcibly convert others. The big difference maker for the literal living dead would be the mandate some would see it as to go around openly shooting things, and that's just the US. The selfishness would be repulsive and there'd be no collective effort to solve the issue. If your deceased relation gets up and starts hissing and trying to attack you, that throws the "new angel in heaven" narrative out the window so maybe the would be anti-vaxxers would take it more seriously after seeing it in person. ~~They probably wouldn't though since they think JFK's going to respawn and that fish tank cleaner is the way to go.~~ --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:962037352] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>We've basically got one already. The only nice caveat is the anti-vaxxers can't forcibly convert others. The big difference maker for the literal living dead would be the mandate some would see it as to go around openly shooting things, and that's just the US. The selfishness would be repulsive and there'd be no collective effort to solve the issue. If your deceased relation gets up and starts hissing and trying to attack you, that throws the "new angel in heaven" narrative out the window so maybe the would be anti-vaxxers would take it more seriously after seeing it in person. They probably wouldn't though since they think JFK's going to respawn and that fish tank cleaner is the way to go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 01/24/22 2:02:51 PM #45:	I always thought it was dumb how the military gets wiped out by zombies in all zombie fiction. They have discipline, firepower, and would do a hell of a lot better than a ragtag group of civilians (unless those civilians have immunity, then it's a valid plot device). --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:962037491] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I always thought it was dumb how the military gets wiped out by zombies in all zombie fiction. They have discipline, firepower, and would do a hell of a lot better than a ragtag group of civilians (unless those civilians have immunity, then it's a valid plot device). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 01/24/22 2:05:17 PM #46:	Pepys Monster posted... I always thought it was dumb how the military gets wiped out by zombies in all zombie fiction. They have discipline, firepower, and would do a hell of a lot better than a ragtag group of civilians (unless those civilians have immunity, then it's a valid plot device). I think the general reasoning is because the military is the first to deploy, before it's common knowledge how the zombies work. so they get wiped out fighting something they don't understand still pretty dumb tho. human teeth aren't that strong. there's no way vehicles would get overrun --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:962037573] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>Pepys Monster posted... </cite> <quote>I always thought it was dumb how the military gets wiped out by zombies in all zombie fiction. They have discipline, firepower, and would do a hell of a lot better than a ragtag group of civilians (unless those civilians have immunity, then it's a valid plot device).</quote>I think the general reasoning is because the military is the first to deploy, before it's common knowledge how the zombies work. so they get wiped out fighting something they don't understand still pretty dumb tho. human teeth aren't that strong. there's no way vehicles would get overrun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 01/24/22 2:06:18 PM #47:	I used to think it wouldn't be much of an issue, but after seeing how we've handled COVID, I had to revise my opinion. We'd all be fucking doomed. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:962037597] in ...So how ... [t:79867337]...</cite> <quote>I used to think it wouldn't be much of an issue, but after seeing how we've handled COVID, I had to revise my opinion. We'd all be fucking doomed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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