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BlazinBlue88
01/14/22 2:34:17 PM
#352:


Naysaspace posted...
So apparently im exchanging metal songs with a prof now

Next step is to see if she's single
Then after that, take her out

Oddly enough the last prof i went out with was a bigtime metalhead too
You just running around college banging all your female teachers? What a college experience you're having.

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Naysaspace
01/14/22 2:42:10 PM
#353:


Id rather date a 38 year old prof than a 20 year old IG model wannabe

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Smackems
01/14/22 2:46:01 PM
#354:


My grandma is having a metaphorical heart attack because she burned her almond bark for our party tomorrow and that's causing me to have a metaphorical heart attack and I'm high as shit help

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BlazinBlue88
01/14/22 2:50:04 PM
#355:


Naysaspace posted...
Id rather date a 38 year old prof than a 20 year old IG model wannabe
I still got another 9 years before I can bang a hot 38 year old.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 3:16:14 PM
#356:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
Nice! I tested positive this morning.

Damn that's 3 of us now.

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MabusIncarnate
01/14/22 5:36:22 PM
#357:


Singer for Bad Religion is a professor at Cornell

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TreyFlowers
01/14/22 5:49:35 PM
#358:


Baby rolled onto his back today from his stomach. He's 4 weeks 2 days...

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 5:52:20 PM
#359:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Singer for Bad Religion is a professor at Cornell

Nerd alert!

https://youtu.be/yV0zoA48lQI

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JimCarrysToe
01/14/22 6:03:16 PM
#360:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LEp5SAJLKI

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:22:07 PM
#361:


TreyFlowers posted...
Baby rolled onto his back today from his stomach. He's 4 weeks 2 days...
Is that bad?

I'm bout sobered up despite trying to get fuckered up. Shouldn't have started so early I guess

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:26:41 PM
#362:


Ugh. I might be getting a blazer. But then I'd have payments. Fuck I don't know what to do.

Not that any of you even cared ny beautiful sunfire I've owned forever got fuck smashed by a plow or anything. >_<

Lol. For real though I realized I legit love that car but might be making a deal with the dude who mashed it thus the blazer with a rebuilt 4.3 liter.

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:27:13 PM
#363:


Smackems posted...
Is that bad?

I'm bout sobered up despite trying to get fuckered up. Shouldn't have started so early I guess

I think that's good in terms of muscle control and whatnot. Little beast.

Maybe he's the next bobby knuckles, tre.

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:27:24 PM
#364:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Ugh. I might be getting a blazer. But then I'd have payments. Fuck I don't know what to do.

Not that any of you even cared ny beautiful sunfire I've owned forever got fuck smashed by a plow or anything. >_<

Lol. For real though I realized I legit love that car but might be making a deal with the dude who mashed it thus the blazer with a rebuilt 4.3 liter.
When did this happen?

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:27:48 PM
#365:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I think that's good in terms of muscle control and whatnot. Little beast.

Maybe he's the next bobby knuckles, tre.
Probably got better back muscles than me tbh

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:28:16 PM
#366:


Smackems posted...
When did this happen?

Two days ago but I only found out yesterday. And since a bobcat did it and I didn't bother insuring it when it ran out last month neither did my poor car.

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:28:52 PM
#367:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Two days ago but I only found out yesterday. And since a bobcat did it and I didn't bother insuring it when it ran out last month neither did my poor car.
Damn. Hope all turns out alright dude

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:29:53 PM
#368:


Smackems posted...
Damn. Hope all turns out alright dude

Thanks man.

*scratches smackems off walters to do list*

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:30:58 PM
#369:


No I still want Walter to hate love me

That sounds weird but I just wanna pet the fuzzy

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MrMallard
01/14/22 6:35:11 PM
#370:


Naysaspace posted...
So apparently im exchanging metal songs with a prof now

Next step is to see if she's single
Then after that, take her out

Oddly enough the last prof i went out with was a bigtime metalhead too
Fuck yeah, she can teach you a lesson on nuclear physics and you can teach her a lesson in LOVE, get it Naysa!

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:48:55 PM
#371:


Tell her the whole sordid story of mayhem naysa. That always make for interesting conversation.

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 6:50:10 PM
#372:


Smackems posted...
No I still want Walter to hate love me

That sounds weird but I just wanna pet the fuzzy

Ok you're back on the list but I made a note to try and keep the claws in


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MrMallard
01/14/22 6:51:34 PM
#373:


Advice for my fellow alcos: margarita mix is a dangerous substance, keep it for special events.you can mix drinks so fucking strong and it's incredible.

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Smackems
01/14/22 6:56:16 PM
#374:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Ok you're back on the list but I made a note to try and keep the claws in
Yay

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 7:12:06 PM
#375:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AANJGaAACzqO.jpg

The aftermarket hood is a selling point. Lol.

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MabusIncarnate
01/14/22 7:41:19 PM
#376:


Damn I like the scoop. I bought that shitty Suzuki, it's a Vitrana I think? Old truck is probably gonna be yard art, but I'll take the first $100 for it offered.


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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 7:41:23 PM
#377:


I'd go with that mini van back there. Looks like a beast.

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 7:58:11 PM
#378:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd go with that mini van back there. Looks like a beast.

I definitely can't afford a Honda odyssey. Those are worth like Porsche money. >_>

MabusIncarnate posted...
Damn I like the scoop. I bought that shitty Suzuki, it's a Vitrana I think? Old truck is probably gonna be yard art, but I'll take the first $100 for it offered.

Ive never heard of those. I feel like Suzuki makes decent little suvs though.

I mean I'm basing it off the samurai and sidekick but those were fucking unkillable.

I do like the scoop too. if I just had that car I'd never ever spend money for it but it suits it pretty well.

And I would love a 4x4 / thing I can just throw my bikes in easy and not have to take a wheel or handlebars off.

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 8:07:35 PM
#379:


Getting fucked up pretty good tonight.

rocking some Rudimentary Peni

https://youtu.be/PsuOeFiKoXo

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MrMallard
01/14/22 8:54:46 PM
#380:


I hung out with a friend last weekend and he's got COVID. Motherfucker was openly coughing and shit and while I did my best to cover my mouth and shit, we were in an enclosed space.

I'm going to fucking flip out and scream if I get COVID. I'm gonna be fucking MAD. Fuck this shit so hard, and fuck every scalping fuckface who makes it so hard to get a RAT test. I'm gonna fucking yell at someone and hurt their feelings if this plague has been given to me. I'm gonna fucking snap.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 9:25:18 PM
#381:


Eassssy bud. Even if you do have it it's not that bad if it's omicron. Unless you can't work because of it then feel free to lose your shit.

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Smackems
01/14/22 9:38:07 PM
#382:


I wouldn't blame ya, but like Johnny said it's probably Omicron and evidence I've seen points at it being nowhere near as bad as delta

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MabusIncarnate
01/14/22 9:50:40 PM
#383:


MrMallard posted...
I hung out with a friend last weekend and he's got COVID. Motherfucker was openly coughing and shit and while I did my best to cover my mouth and shit, we were in an enclosed space.

I'm going to fucking flip out and scream if I get COVID. I'm gonna be fucking MAD. Fuck this shit so hard, and fuck every scalping fuckface who makes it so hard to get a RAT test. I'm gonna fucking yell at someone and hurt their feelings if this plague has been given to me. I'm gonna fucking snap.
Rapid test here was $80 each time, had to do 4 over this last week. I was sick for maybe two days, and then it was just a mild cold for a couple more.

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Smackems
01/14/22 9:56:15 PM
#384:


Every time I've taken a test including today it was free. Why they charging y'all?

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MrMallard
01/14/22 9:57:30 PM
#385:


Smackems posted...
Every time I've taken a test including today it was free. Why they charging y'all?
Over here, they're not free. You have to go to Harvey Norman or a pharmacy to get them, and every motherfucker is scalping them.

Testing sites are closed on the weekend too, it's 2pm on a Saturday.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 9:58:08 PM
#386:


They charge for the rapid tests I believe. I've taken two that I got within 24 hours and I haven't been charged anything for them.

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Smackems
01/14/22 10:08:02 PM
#387:


MrMallard posted...
Over here, they're not free. You have to go to Harvey Norman or a pharmacy to get them, and every motherfucker is scalping them.

Testing sites are closed on the weekend too, it's 2pm on a Saturday.
Damn dude that sucks. Where are you?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
They charge for the rapid tests I believe. I've taken two that I got within 24 hours and I haven't been charged anything for them.
Haven't charged me for rapid.. must be a state thing

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TreyFlowers
01/14/22 10:12:37 PM
#388:


It's good, normally babies do that 3-4 months

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MabusIncarnate
01/14/22 10:28:05 PM
#389:


Cvs does a free test but it's taking like 3 days to get results. Rapid tests range from $80 to $200

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Smackems
01/14/22 10:31:33 PM
#390:


Well, guess that's the one thing MS has going for it

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Questionmarktarius
01/14/22 10:34:23 PM
#391:


"alright, time to catch up on Boba Fett"
watched about an hour of Bluey instead.
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MrMallard
01/14/22 10:58:45 PM
#392:


Smackems posted...
Damn dude that sucks. Where are you?
Australia, our dickhead prime minister is.fucjing the country in the ass atm

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 10:59:41 PM
#393:


Really drunk and kinda high.

Rocking some Slayer - Die by the Sword

Not trying to brag, but nobody here can top my air guitar skills

https://youtu.be/ASKb-u4Vt5g

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MrMallard
01/14/22 11:00:17 PM
#394:


Questionmarktarius posted...
"alright, time to catch up on Boba Fett"
watched about an hour of Bluey instead.
JustDadThings

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 11:01:21 PM
#395:


a-c-a-b posted...
Really drunk and kinda high.

Rocking some Slayer - Die by the Sword

Not trying to brag, but nobody here can top my air guitar skills

https://youtu.be/ASKb-u4Vt5g

Love me some Slayer.

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 11:01:25 PM
#396:


MrMallard posted...

Australia, our dickhead prime minister is.fucjing the country in the ass atm

Is Scotty still your PM?

If so..

https://youtu.be/WKiBepPGVD0

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CanuckCowboy
01/14/22 11:04:08 PM
#397:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AANJGaAACzse.jpg

He thinks he's so smart but it was already empty. Ha!

Also since I started working where I work those lbd giant cans lost a row of fridge space and the order was cut in half so I guess I bought most of those.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/14/22 11:10:26 PM
#398:


Oh wow I just found out why my friend was so fucking destroyed last night because he had his dads memorial service today. They never did a real funeral because it was so close to the holidays when he died so they waited until the new year.

My neighbor told me he was passed out throughout the whole thing and I get why after last nights shit show. I haven't seen anyone that fucking smashed in long time. This guy couldn't even string a sentence together and he was drooling on himself.

Me and my neighbors brother didn't even get mad at him either. He wasn't acting like an asshole and we figured he's still fucked up from losing his dad. He definitely needs help though because I doubt it stops today.

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MrMallard
01/14/22 11:12:30 PM
#399:


a-c-a-b posted...
Is Scotty still your PM?

If so..

https://youtu.be/WKiBepPGVD0
lmao, yeah this churchy prick is still in power. This year's an election year, so short of him calling off the election he's fucked.

Short of your Sky News fuckwits, even the fuckin right wing Nazis are swearing off him. I just hope all these fuckwits saying that Labor and Liberals are the same will put their money where their mouth is and vote Labor, because after ten years, Labor deserve to at least prove if they're as dogshit as the rich fuckers who've been fucking this country in the ass for the past decade.

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 11:20:36 PM
#400:


Love these Aussie blokes a lot.

https://youtu.be/TOuGH9Gpeos

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a-c-a-b
01/14/22 11:32:48 PM
#401:


https://youtu.be/SzRrKhZw6L4

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