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Smackems 01/15/22 2:41:43 PM #452: |
Pandamonic posted... I had Mcdonalds and I farted and went to take a shit, got back and the room still fucking smells.Imagine doing one in the steamy shower where it's trapped and heated up --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 2:42:32 PM #453: |
My dad said farts smell because they have to hop a turd on the way out. That's stuck with me for like 20 years --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TreyFlowers 01/15/22 2:46:32 PM #454: |
Talib_21 posted... Ive randomly been listening to music like I was in high school again. Late registration by Kanye and Deja Entendu by Brand New have been playing non stop while Ive been working/cleaning my place. Deja Entendu is my all time favourite album @Talib_21 --- and i know i'm not dead because i just threw up in my own mouth, swallowed back, this hangover ain't that bad ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 2:46:45 PM #455: |
Had to come into work today. Gonna get out as soon as possible so I can watch the Playoffs. Goin for the Bengals this year and im gonna get drunk rootin for em --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 2:50:39 PM #456: |
That's why I always try to take a shit before taking a shower. Get as much out as I can. I had too many of those moments. Also letting one rip in the shower and realizing you only have a couple of seconds before pandemonium hits, running down the stairs, slipping, almost missing the toilet... I don't like it one bit. I learned. Also, your dad's right. Lotta turdhopping going on in my house. Oh my. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Talib_21 01/15/22 2:51:31 PM #457: |
TreyFlowers posted... Deja Entendu is my all time favourite album @Talib_21Ya, I love all of Brand News music but that is where they peaked IMO Johnny_Nutcase posted... Had to come into work today. Gonna get out as soon as possible so I can watch the Playoffs. Goin for the Bengals this year and im gonna get drunk rootin for em Anyone but the damn chiefs, it would be cool to see either the bengals or bills to win. --- Denver Broncos - SB 50 Champions Kansas Jayhawks - 13 Straight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 2:51:51 PM #458: |
Damn turd hoppers got no place in OUR toilet --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 2:55:26 PM #459: |
It's interesting really, fart smell gets worse the more the shit advances. There's no smell when there ain't any shit. It's the worst when the tip of the shit almost touches the underpants. I mean, it all sounds logical, but it's interesting nonetheless. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 2:55:51 PM #460: |
I gotta pull for the Bills. Best friend growing up was from Buffalo and we watched a good many playoff defeats as kids. It would be cool for them to finally win. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 01/15/22 3:11:48 PM #461: |
I just realized it's Saturday. I've spent the whole day so far thinking it was Sunday. lmfao --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 3:12:18 PM #462: |
My sister and hers are here and now there are 6 dogs and 4 cats in the house So Much FUZZY --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/15/22 3:14:55 PM #463: |
I'm going to go have dinner with my parents for my birthday, which was a week ago. I had a drink and half and a few smokes beforehand. I'll probably get called out for that because they're always like "I can smell it" and half the time I deny it but whatever. Was hoping my brother would show up too but he is sick apparently (although they don't think covid so that's good. He's vaxxed and boostered anyway) --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 3:38:09 PM #464: |
Machete posted... I'm going to go have dinner with my parents for my birthday, which was a week ago. I had a drink and half and a few smokes beforehand. I'll probably get called out for that because they're always like "I can smell it" and half the time I deny it but whatever. Was hoping my brother would show up too but he is sick apparently (although they don't think covid so that's good. He's vaxxed and boostered anyway)Hey happy belated birthday man. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 3:39:28 PM #465: |
Happy week ago birthday Machete! --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 3:45:17 PM #466: |
Machete posted... I'm going to go have dinner with my parents for my birthday, which was a week ago. I had a drink and half and a few smokes beforehand. I'll probably get called out for that because they're always like "I can smell it" and half the time I deny it but whatever. Was hoping my brother would show up too but he is sick apparently (although they don't think covid so that's good. He's vaxxed and boostered anyway)I hide my smoking of cigarettes from my dad and his bunch just cuz I don't want no drama over it Happy late bday --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 5:04:13 PM #467: |
Smoking months old cigs is... Somethin special --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 01/15/22 5:05:14 PM #468: |
Thanks everyone :) (Unable to quote on phone) --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 5:06:45 PM #469: |
I'll drink for your week ago birthday tonight. I'll also drink for The Bengals, The Bills (2nd choice), and Meteorologists around the world, because why the fuck not? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 5:07:01 PM #470: |
We have so much god damn food Chiggin salad sammiches Rotel dip Corn dip Bbq cocktail sausages Danish... Stuff Fruit cake Cheese ball with wheat thins Peanut butter cornflake candy --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 5:07:32 PM #471: |
Smackems posted... Smoking months old cigs is... Somethin specialI recently found an unopened pack of cigs that's at least 8 years old. Should I smoke it? --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 5:08:28 PM #472: |
Smackems gonna eat a fruit cake Also cheese balls --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 5:10:19 PM #473: |
10-3 Bangles so far! Raiders fuckin up good so far in the 1st quarter. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 5:17:23 PM #474: |
Corn chips and rotel dip is top tits --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 5:20:21 PM #475: |
I don't get all fancy with nachos I just dump some chips on a plate or bowl, sprinkle cheddar cheese, melt that, and then dump hatch green chili on it... Scrummmmdiddly. Oh you guys are talkin about dips.. Ahh well fuck it. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 5:25:13 PM #476: |
Pandamonic posted... I recently found an unopened pack of cigs that's at least 8 years old. Should I smoke it?Abso-fuckin-lutely Pandamonic posted... Smackems gonna eat a fruit cakeThose are my least favorite thingies --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 5:25:37 PM #477: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... I don't get all fancy with nachos I just dump some chips on a plate or bowl, sprinkle cheddar cheese, melt that, and then dump hatch green chili on it... Scrummmmdiddly.I'm not putting my weiner in it --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 5:32:41 PM #478: |
How do you know it won't feel amazing? You gotta try new things. Put the dip in the microwave for about 18 minutes, take it out, take IT out, and dip it in. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 5:36:16 PM #479: |
Smackems posted... Abso-fuckin-lutelyI really wanna try one now... Tell ya what, I'll smoke a shitty dry old cig if you dip yer wiener in yer dip. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 01/15/22 5:41:29 PM #480: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... How do you know it won't feel amazing? You gotta try new things. Put the dip in the microwave for about 18 minutes, take it out, take IT out, and dip it in.It was already warm. I put a sausage in muh dick hole and dipped muh bawls in the dip Pandamonic posted... I really wanna try one now...Your move --- Tennessee's a brother to my sister Carolina where they're gonna bury me. And I ain't ready to go. I'm never ready to go. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 5:54:40 PM #481: |
We just melt a block of velveeta, add chili powder, onions, a bit of cumin and a can of rotel, shit is good and easy. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 6:10:14 PM #482: |
Smackems posted... Your moveSmoking it right now and it ain't even half bad. It sucks, but not as much as I expected. The brand is Colorado and it's produced in Newark apparently. Probably some shitty knock-off brand or whatever. I remember buying these fuckers in 2013 because they had a different kinda pack than what I was used to. I smoked some 2-year old cbd a while ago, that was way worse. Also didn't feel a thing :/ --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 6:40:37 PM #483: |
Alright time to get good and loaded. 23-13 Bangles! And here's the official Cincinnati Bangles Band... The Bangles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cNeXWpTVlo --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 6:45:13 PM #484: |
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matteus70 01/15/22 7:04:19 PM #485: |
I'm freaked out by the Tonga eruption. https://youtu.be/AcFropu7uWw Something terrible happened today. --- Somebody should write a book that's for sure. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 7:05:38 PM #486: |
matteus70 posted... I'm freaked out by the Tonga eruption.Well that's unsettling --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 7:23:00 PM #487: |
Wonder how many sea creatures got blown to pieces in all that? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 7:59:23 PM #488: |
WHoooo! Bengals first playoff win in 31 years!!! Also who's making next topic? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 8:13:15 PM #489: |
Panda should he killed it with tags for this topic --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 8:15:20 PM #490: |
Yeah but he fucks up the naming convention too. acab gets it, I get it. Why cant's the rests of ya's get it!?!?!? --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 8:22:53 PM #491: |
No he didnt with this one, he made this one in proper format mister. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 8:24:25 PM #492: |
Oh shit yeah that was Pandamonic. Ok ....ok, well whoever can match that naming style, i'm all for it. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 8:27:29 PM #493: |
I vote Johnny, thinks he's so great, psh... Also I don't have any idea for a good title. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 8:30:00 PM #494: |
I don't either but i'll come up with one on the fly if no one wants to step oop. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 8:32:05 PM #495: |
Go for it I'm not at home. I hate making it on my phone. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 01/15/22 8:32:55 PM #496: |
Did I ever tell you about the time I almost drilled my bosses 8 year old straight in the face? It was the day after my 20th bday and I had been put and gotten so drunk I believed my friends who said it was like 7pm even though it was pitch dark. I was so hungover at work I was puling and half dying but it was mostly shoveling and compacting so it didn't matter. Buddy I worked with was fucking with me all day and once while I was vent over puking I got a bottle of water dumped on me and I spun around to punch him in the stomach but it was my bosses kid and I stopped like an inch from his face. Boss saw the whole thing and I was yelling sorry immediately but the boss was just like "leave him alone for God's sake, son. He showed up and he's half dead." and we all went back to work. Also when I say I was gonna punch buddy i mean hard but like friendly. --- "I've got a plan so cunning you could slap a tail on it and call it a weasel." https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 8:33:06 PM #497: |
Yeahhhhhh 7-0 Buffalo! Good day today ladies and genitals. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pandamonic 01/15/22 8:33:07 PM #498: |
K I'll do it. --- Ich wollte nur zur aussicht gehen Und in den abendhimmel sehen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/15/22 8:34:44 PM #499: |
Phewww I was struggling for a title honestly. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 01/15/22 8:35:38 PM #500: |
Boom goes the dynamite --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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