Current Events > Drinking topic 104: The amount of days mabus should be suspended for not @ing me

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 2:37:52 AM
#101:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Lake is ice. I don't even know what beavers do with this bs weather. Poor fuckers.
Oh you got minus 35 Temps there too?

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/22 2:40:13 AM
#102:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Oh cool. Jim forgot to tag me.
Woops! Well, now we even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJb7pBhcOo

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 2:41:22 AM
#103:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Oh you got minus 35 Temps there too?

Not fucking usually. This year we do apparently. That said when I was little being able to skate on any lake around here was normal and this is the first year in probly 20 or 30 years where that might happen again.


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Naysaspace
01/01/22 2:42:24 AM
#104:


CanuckCowboy posted...
It's minus 21 before the wind chill atm.

Its more a im fucking hammered and shit thing.

o damn thats about as cold as here, it isnt -35 anymore before windchill

same here

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 2:43:32 AM
#105:


  • During winter, beavers do not hibernate. They will stay active in their lodges, sealed off from the outside world by the frozen layer of winter ice on the river. Beavers will store enough food under the ice to last until next spring.
Seems like a missed opportunity to just sleep for a few months.

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 2:47:27 AM
#106:


MabusIncarnate posted...
* During winter, beavers do not hibernate. They will stay active in their lodges, sealed off from the outside world by the frozen layer of winter ice on the river. Beavers will store enough food under the ice to last until next spring.
Seems like a missed opportunity to just sleep for a few months.

Yeah it does. Beavers are fucking stupid. Lol. I mean they're awesome but they're dicks. And fuck that reminds me if the lost Walter sees a beaver for the first time tape.

God I need to start backing shit up.

That was fucking hilarious. He still can't wrap his head around the tail smacking shit.


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Smackems
01/01/22 2:51:42 AM
#107:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck that's really cool. I can't imagine going through that shit if anyone ever deserved a good time he surely did.
His mom also died suddenly and unexpectedly a couple years ago. Said he and his dad, who went to live with him after that, always spend Christmas and New Years alone so I invited them to our thing we do every year. Just a shame my sister, her bunch, and my brothers kids weren't able to be here

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/22 3:01:22 AM
#108:


"i want cock porn!" How did i not notice that switching two letters in popcorn made that? Lol i like this game. Cant wait for Wrestling Move or Medical Complaint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdvuTMhYRQ

MabusIncarnate posted...
* During winter, beavers do not hibernate. They will stay active in their lodges, sealed off from the outside world by the frozen layer of winter ice on the river. Beavers will store enough food under the ice to last until next spring.
Seems like a missed opportunity to just sleep for a few months.
Yall remember that time they airdropped 76 beavers into idaho? Good times.


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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 3:14:50 AM
#109:


Smackems posted...
His mom also died suddenly and unexpectedly a couple years ago. Said he and his dad, who went to live with him after that, always spend Christmas and New Years alone so I invited them to our thing we do every year. Just a shame my sister, her bunch, and my brothers kids weren't able to be here

Man thats really good he came and enjoyed himself. I mean its too bad it couldn't be the whole family but God I can't imagine going through all that and losing your mom.

Thats gotta be a really good thing for him to get out and do.


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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 3:16:03 AM
#110:


JimCarrysToe posted...
"i want cock porn!" How did i not notice that switching two letters in popcorn made that? Lol i like this game. Cant wait for Wrestling Move or Medical Complaint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdvuTMhYRQ

Yall remember that time they airdropped 76 beavers into idaho? Good times.

Australia lost a war to emus when they could just got Beavers as an invasive species.

I don't know where that leaves kangaroos on the tough animal scale.

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Smackems
01/01/22 3:17:07 AM
#111:


Yeah. He had a ball too

We barely scratched the surface of the food though. So much left

Also there were only seven people here so it wasn't like a huge get together. With the kids and my sister and brother in law it woulda been 14. And them kids woulda really livened it up too, though it was bout as rowdy as it could get with 7 church going, sober, god fearing folk

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 3:26:29 AM
#112:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AANJGaAACwv9.jpg

Walter is up with the monkey now and I get that.

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 3:26:55 AM
#113:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/6/AANJGaAACwv-.jpg

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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:27:20 AM
#114:


Season 15 of IASIP was fucking gold

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CanuckCowboy
01/01/22 3:29:25 AM
#115:


Smackems posted...
Yeah. He had a ball too

We barely scratched the surface of the food though. So much left

Also there were only seven people here so it wasn't like a huge get together. With the kids and my sister and brother in law it woulda been 14. And them kids woulda really livened it up too, though it was bout as rowdy as it could get with 7 church going, sober, god fearing folk

I really love the times I spend sober or more or less sober with my family. Since my grandparents died Its not really a thing that happens much aside from going out in the bush with my dad.

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Smackems
01/01/22 3:39:44 AM
#116:


I was pretty fuckered up myself. Had a body high most of the night

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Smackems
01/01/22 3:43:12 AM
#117:


Halo 6 seems really good. Just started it. But god dammit now I'm too sleepy

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 3:44:01 AM
#118:


This is probably only the 2nd holiday season where I just didn't care. Acting is one thing. I have a hard time now pretending. I hate always being called upon by people to make them laugh or say something goofy. I just CANT right now and I don't like getting into shit but I just want to be left the fuck alone (aside from here of course).

Someone always has a worse story someone always has a bigger deal to negate what might be going on so I never like to complain but Is there any real way to measure who's fucked more than the other? Is there a need to if you're both fucked up?

I have so much anger in my life right now I don't care what anyone else thinks anymore. It's spilling out at work and and it's spilling out everywhere and I can't control it without confronting it and I can't do that without admitting to people around me i'm fucked which I can't do because I'm supposed to be the one that has it together.


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IfGodCouldDie
01/01/22 3:57:24 AM
#119:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
This is probably only the 2nd holiday season where I just didn't care. Acting is one thing. I have a hard time now pretending. I hate always being called upon by people to make them laugh or say something goofy. I just CANT right now and I don't like getting into shit but I just want to be left the fuck alone (aside from here of course).

Someone always has a worse story someone always has a bigger deal to negate what might be going on so I never like to complain but Is there any real way to measure who's fucked more than the other? Is there a need to if you're both fucked up?

I have so much anger in my life right now I don't care what anyone else thinks anymore. It's spilling out at work and and it's spilling out everywhere and I can't control it without confronting it and I can't do that without admitting to people around me i'm fucked which I can't do because I'm supposed to be the one that has it together.
The way it should be is that instead of trying to compare who is more fucked up, we should just support each other and realize the majority of the population(regardless of creed, colour, etc.) is fucked up and we need each other now more than ever. There are too many distractions trying to divide us and it is what is truly fucking us all up.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 4:03:59 AM
#120:


Well said.

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Smackems
01/01/22 4:24:59 AM
#121:


All I can offer right now is to do the short term solution: get fuckered up tonight and try to figure it out tomorrow

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YugiNoob
01/01/22 4:35:24 AM
#122:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/3/AAPV5JAACwwP.jpg

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MrMallard
01/01/22 1:53:33 PM
#123:


Happy new year! turns out I went bar hopping last night. It's 6am and I'm feeling rougher than a bag of sandpaper on a plane that's going through turbulence

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MrMallard
01/01/22 2:01:40 PM
#124:


Also, since @CanuckCowboy has indicated he's into slapping - I have some sad news.

Walus, the big mean-looking motherfucker from the Polish circuit, was slapped by Zales - the guy who won the pay-per-view against Vasily a while back - and went down really hard. They had to put him in an induced coma in the hopes he'd recover and come out of it.

He never woke up. He died a month later, in December.

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TreyFlowers
01/01/22 3:30:00 PM
#125:


Nice keylogger in the first post

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 4:30:51 PM
#126:


MrMallard posted...
Also, since @CanuckCowboy has indicated he's into slapping - I have some sad news.

Walus, the big mean-looking motherfucker from the Polish circuit, was slapped by Zales - the guy who won the pay-per-view against Vasily a while back - and went down really hard. They had to put him in an induced coma in the hopes he'd recover and come out of it.

He never woke up. He died a month later, in December.
Damn that's awful

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/22 4:41:46 PM
#127:


TreyFlowers posted...
Nice keylogger in the first post
What?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 4:47:45 PM
#128:


TreyFlowers posted...
Nice keylogger in the first post

She just has trouble @'ing people it's a very complicated process and her brain just shorted out. It's ok Jimmy, Mabus is gonna buy you a turtle for your troubles.

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TreyFlowers
01/01/22 4:50:03 PM
#129:


JimCarrysToe posted...
What?

It's just an old internet meme when if someone posted a dodgy looking link or failed to embed something and code spat out like that, people would reply and say that it's a keylogger/hacking software. "Mah keys" being the typical response.

I've been on the internet so long..

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 5:07:11 PM
#130:


Trey is your baby old enough to post here yet? We need to start bringing in new generations to keep the drinking topics going. How's Pia doing with him?

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JimCarrysToe
01/01/22 5:08:50 PM
#131:


TreyFlowers posted...
It's just an old internet meme when if someone posted a dodgy looking link or failed to embed something and code spat out like that, people would reply and say that it's a keylogger/hacking software. "Mah keys" being the typical response.

I've been on the internet so long..
Ooooh.

I still really wanna know why directly copy pasting @ts does that. I had to do this smart select thing my galaxy pen does and use extract text to copy the stuff, fuckin annoying.

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Smackems
01/01/22 5:17:07 PM
#132:


Ay @Johnny_Nutcase ain't there a long ass deserted road in NM somewhere round you? We should get together and ride that thing

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 5:22:59 PM
#133:


There's a lot of deserted roads in NM. Like everywhere. What do you wanna ride? Horses? Tractors? Forklifts?

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Smackems
01/01/22 5:24:47 PM
#134:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
There's a lot of deserted roads in NM. Like everywhere. What do you wanna ride? Horses? Tractors? Forklifts?
I mean ain't there one in particular that goes hundreds of miles through the desert with no.. anything

Also I wanna ride fo wheelers

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 5:44:18 PM
#135:


Smackems posted...
I mean ain't there one in particular that goes hundreds of miles through the desert with no.. anything


That could be any road here.

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Smackems
01/01/22 5:45:54 PM
#136:


Well whatever. Put your dust britches on and let's ride that shit

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 5:55:07 PM
#137:


I'll bring the peyote

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Smackems
01/01/22 5:58:47 PM
#138:


I'm so wore out. I hope nobody has an emergency tonight. I just wanna play halo

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 6:11:28 PM
#139:


Yeah I drank myself out last night. Recovery day today.

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Smackems
01/01/22 6:21:23 PM
#140:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I drank myself out last night. Recovery day today.
Nah. It's Saturday. Then old stank ass Sunday, then back to the grind. Imma catch me a buzz tonight

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TreyFlowers
01/01/22 6:27:24 PM
#141:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Trey is your baby old enough to post here yet? We need to start bringing in new generations to keep the drinking topics going. How's Pia doing with him?

She's doing well, she seems protective of him, she stares at him in the bouncer and sniffs him a lot, walks very gently around him. She's been a lot calmer and sleepier in general, it's like she's matured overnight since he came home. I miss her sleeping on the bed with us though. When he's 6 months and moves into the cot and into his room and out of the bassinet/co sleeper, she can sleep with us again.

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Smackems
01/01/22 6:30:04 PM
#142:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAZOwTAACuwJ.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 6:30:16 PM
#143:


TreyFlowers posted...
She's doing well, she seems protective of him, she stares at him in the bouncer and sniffs him a lot, walks very gently around him. She's been a lot calmer and sleepier in general, it's like she's matured overnight since he came home. I miss her sleeping on the bed with us though. When he's 6 months and moves into the cot and into his room and out of the bassinet/co sleeper, she can sleep with us again.
That's awesome man, cat instincts are a hell of a thing.

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 6:47:24 PM
#144:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAakoXAACw4h.jpg
3rd one this week wtf. Its 71 right now and its gonna be 24 tomorrow night. Weather is fine everyone, no climate change.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 6:52:35 PM
#145:


71??? Shit it's 45 here

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Smackems
01/01/22 7:05:02 PM
#146:


MabusIncarnate posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAakoXAACw4h.jpg
3rd one this week wtf. Its 71 right now and its gonna be 24 tomorrow night. Weather is fine everyone, no climate change.
Yeah it's wild. I'm under a watch I think

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
71??? Shit it's 45 here
You done got the front though. Ain't that how it works? I'm not a cosmetologist so idk

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MabusIncarnate
01/01/22 7:07:41 PM
#147:


Optimologist Smackems

Yeah last night it was in the 60s and dropped to 45 in an hour, usually weather here is odd and inconsistent but a 50 degree drop in 24 hours is grounds for a twister.

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Smackems
01/01/22 7:08:33 PM
#148:


We ain't that far away from each other so you're like my weather channel

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Smackems
01/01/22 7:09:21 PM
#149:


I'm so wore out I can't even open a can of dip

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/01/22 7:29:16 PM
#150:


Wore out because you were outside all night running in circles to try to kick up a tornado to send to Mabus? I'm onto you.

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