Poll of the Day > kinder chocolate is the cheapest tasting chocolate i've ever had

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Bulbasaur 12/19/21 3:38:18 PM #1:	it tastes like oil, like you went to the dollar store and bought those bags of chocolate coins that are like seven pounds of it for a dollar? and it just tastes like oil and leaves your mouth feeling gross and covered in oil? yeah it tastes worse than that, with an even worse after taste/feel. this shit is garbage and i don't think it can legally even be called chocolate. --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961051257] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>it tastes like oil, like you went to the dollar store and bought those bags of chocolate coins that are like seven pounds of it for a dollar? and it just tastes like oil and leaves your mouth feeling gross and covered in oil? yeah it tastes worse than that, with an even worse after taste/feel. this shit is garbage and i don't think it can legally even be called chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 12/19/21 3:43:09 PM #2:	that's because it's cocoa coated white chocolate --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:961051381] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>that's because it's cocoa coated white chocolate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 12/19/21 3:49:44 PM #3:	Bulbasaur posted... it tastes like oil, have you tasted oil before? --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:961051538] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>it tastes like oil,</quote> have you tasted oil before? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnMead 12/19/21 6:09:17 PM #4:	Dmess85 posted... have you tasted oil before? he means motor oil --- Trans. Trying. She/her <cite>UnMead posted [p:961055368] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Dmess85 posted... </cite> <quote>have you tasted oil before?</quote> he means motor oil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krow_Incarnate 12/19/21 6:53:33 PM #5:	I don't know what you're talking about. Chocolate coins are freakin' delicious --- Hail Hydra <cite>Krow_Incarnate posted [p:961056594] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>I don't know what you're talking about. Chocolate coins are freakin' delicious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 12/19/21 7:20:08 PM #6:	Still better than acidic/vomit chocolate. --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:961057309] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Still better than acidic/vomit chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 1:03:44 AM #7:	Nichtcrawler X posted... Still better than acidic/vomit chocolate. no chocolate tastes like that maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961065464] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Nichtcrawler X posted... </cite> <quote>Still better than acidic/vomit chocolate.</quote>no chocolate tastes like that maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 11:58:51 AM #8:	Bulbasaur posted... no chocolate tastes like that Compared to European chocolate, all North American chocolate is gross and tastes like that to some degree. I have to go to straight bakers chocolate after eating the European stuff just to cleanse the palette and be able to eat North American chocolate again. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961073817] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>no chocolate tastes like that</quote> Compared to European chocolate, all North American chocolate is gross and tastes like that to some degree. I have to go to straight bakers chocolate after eating the European stuff just to cleanse the palette and be able to eat North American chocolate again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/20/21 12:06:27 PM #9:	Bulbasaur posted... no chocolate tastes like that maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks You use shit to preserve your chocolate that produces a chemical from vomit. American chocolate literally tastes like vomit. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:961073979] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote> no chocolate tastes like that maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks </quote> You use shit to preserve your chocolate that produces a chemical from vomit. American chocolate literally tastes like vomit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 12/20/21 12:14:33 PM #10:	Butyric acid is responsible for the vomit taste foreigners get out of American chocolate. It naturally occurs in lots of foods(namely milk, butter, red meat), but it doesn't seem to have the same effect on those as it does American Chocolate. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:961074176] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Butyric acid is responsible for the vomit taste foreigners get out of American chocolate. It naturally occurs in lots of foods(namely milk, butter, red meat), but it doesn't seem to have the same effect on those as it does American Chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:18:33 PM #11:	Kyuubi4269 posted... You use shit to preserve your chocolate that produces a chemical from vomit. American chocolate literally tastes like vomit. no, it doesn't. cry more about it, our chocolate still doesn't taste like oily shit :) --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961074278] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Kyuubi4269 posted... </cite> <quote>You use shit to preserve your chocolate that produces a chemical from vomit. American chocolate literally tastes like vomit.</quote>no, it doesn't. cry more about it, our chocolate still doesn't taste like oily shit :) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:19:24 PM #12:	argonautweakend posted... Butyric acid is responsible for the vomit taste foreigners get out of American chocolate. It naturally occurs in lots of foods(namely milk, butter, red meat), but it doesn't seem to have the same effect on those as it does American Chocolate. no, the people who think it makes it taste like vomit are in the same vein as people who think msg is poison. --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961074301] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>argonautweakend posted... </cite> <quote>Butyric acid is responsible for the vomit taste foreigners get out of American chocolate. It naturally occurs in lots of foods(namely milk, butter, red meat), but it doesn't seem to have the same effect on those as it does American Chocolate.</quote>no, the people who think it makes it taste like vomit are in the same vein as people who think msg is poison. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 12/20/21 12:24:06 PM #13:	Given that "I don't like dark chocolate" translates roughly to "I only like chocolate as a flavouring," I'm not sure you're really an authority on this subject. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961074439] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Given that "I don't like dark chocolate" translates roughly to "I only like chocolate as a flavouring," I'm not sure you're really an authority on this subject. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:26:41 PM #14:	what are you talking about --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961074517] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>what are you talking about </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 12/20/21 12:30:43 PM #15:	Dark chocolate is what chocolate actually tastes like. Milk chocolate is to chocolate as a Starbucks vanilla soy latte is to coffee. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961074628] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Dark chocolate is what chocolate actually tastes like. Milk chocolate is to chocolate as a Starbucks vanilla soy latte is to coffee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:31:35 PM #16:	did anyone even bring dark chocolate up --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961074653] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>did anyone even bring dark chocolate up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 12:33:34 PM #17:	Bulbasaur posted... what are you talking about You're not eating real chocolate. Go to the store, get a slab of bakers chocolate, taste the bitterness that is actual chocolate. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961074706] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>what are you talking about</quote> You're not eating real chocolate. Go to the store, get a slab of bakers chocolate, taste the bitterness that is actual chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 12:34:41 PM #18:	Bulbasaur posted... did anyone even bring dark chocolate up Bulbasaur posted... maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961074740] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>did anyone even bring dark chocolate up</quote> Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>maybe dark, because dark fuckin sucks</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:35:20 PM #19:	kinder isn't dark chocolate so i really don't understand why it's being brought up but i do like dark chocolate regardless, but this topic is about kinder and their shitty chocolate flavored oil --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961074757] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>kinder isn't dark chocolate so i really don't understand why it's being brought up but i do like dark chocolate regardless, but this topic is about kinder and their shitty chocolate flavored oil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 12:40:47 PM #20:	Bulbasaur posted... kinder and their shitty chocolate flavored oil Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961074899] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>kinder and their shitty chocolate flavored oil</quote> Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 12/20/21 12:55:42 PM #21:	KodyKeir posted... Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe. this. better yet, go out and find imported Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate. --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. --- <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:961075328] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>KodyKeir posted... </cite> <quote>Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe.</quote> this. better yet, go out and find imported Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 12:57:21 PM #22:	cadburys is gross too KodyKeir posted... Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe. considering i had a kinder egg, and those don't exist in america, i had their regular ass shitty non chocolate chocolate. also, Bulbasaur posted... no, the people who think it makes it taste like vomit are in the same vein as people who think msg is poison. it's also hilarious how kinder advertises that they now use more milk than chocolate, as if that's what people want. less chocolate in their chocolate. --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961075381] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>cadburys is gross too KodyKeir posted... </cite> <quote>Because your eating the North American formula full of the butyric acid. Either get some bakers chocolate or fly to Europe.</quote> considering i had a kinder egg, and those don't exist in america, i had their regular ass shitty non chocolate chocolate. also, Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>no, the people who think it makes it taste like vomit are in the same vein as people who think msg is poison.</quote> it's also hilarious how kinder advertises that they now use more milk than chocolate, as if that's what people want. less chocolate in their chocolate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 1:10:53 PM #23:	Bulbasaur posted... those don't exist in america Their owned by Ferrero which has several plants in the US, only the eggs are prohibited from sale in the US, but they are widely available in Canada and Mexico and there are smugglers who import to the US. Bulbasaur posted... i had their regular ass shitty non chocolate chocolate. Yeah, that's the North American formula. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961075737] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>those don't exist in america</quote> Their owned by Ferrero which has several plants in the US, only the eggs are prohibited from sale in the US, but they are widely available in Canada and Mexico and there are smugglers who import to the US. Bulbasaur posted... </cite> <quote>i had their regular ass shitty non chocolate chocolate.</quote> Yeah, that's the North American formula. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 1:14:26 PM #24:	i'm 100% certain that the eggs my friend sent me from norwich england didn't get them from canada or mexico. and i've had kinder buenos, that chocolate is fine, so it seems like the north american chocolate is superior anyways lmao --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961075831] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>i'm 100% certain that the eggs my friend sent me from norwich england didn't get them from canada or mexico. and i've had kinder buenos, that chocolate is fine, so it seems like the north american chocolate is superior anyways lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/20/21 1:55:09 PM #25:	Check the packaging, if it says "Made in Derbyshire" or something similar, then I don't know what to tell you; if it says "Imported for" then it crossed the ocean twice to get to you. I have a vague recollection that English kinder chocolate is different from either the North American or European versions, but it was from an offhand comment in a Oxtra video I watched a couple of years ago, so grain of salt unless a Brit can weigh in. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961076918] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Check the packaging, if it says "Made in Derbyshire" or something similar, then I don't know what to tell you; if it says "Imported for" then it crossed the ocean twice to get to you. I have a vague recollection that English kinder chocolate is different from either the North American or European versions, but it was from an offhand comment in a Oxtra video I watched a couple of years ago, so grain of salt unless a Brit can weigh in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 12/20/21 2:11:52 PM #26:	Kinder chocolate isn't great since it's basically just a box for your toy, but it's definitely not oily. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:961077278] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Kinder chocolate isn't great since it's basically just a box for your toy, but it's definitely not oily.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnMead 12/20/21 2:19:28 PM #27:	I like Ghirardelli chocolate and sometimes Lindt And anything with peanut butter --- Trans. Trying. She/her <cite>UnMead posted [p:961077461] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>I like Ghirardelli chocolate and sometimes Lindt And anything with peanut butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 2:28:33 PM #28:	KodyKeir posted... Check the packaging, if it says "Made in Derbyshire" or something similar, then I don't know what to tell you; if it says "Imported for" then it crossed the ocean twice to get to you. I have a vague recollection that English kinder chocolate is different from either the North American or European versions, but it was from an offhand comment in a Oxtra video I watched a couple of years ago, so grain of salt unless a Brit can weigh in. from the uk website https://i.imgur.com/N5KHBSm.png from the canadian website https://i.imgur.com/tryCrV5.png looks like they're the exact same so it wouldn't matter anyways --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961077701] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>KodyKeir posted... </cite> <quote>Check the packaging, if it says "Made in Derbyshire" or something similar, then I don't know what to tell you; if it says "Imported for" then it crossed the ocean twice to get to you. I have a vague recollection that English kinder chocolate is different from either the North American or European versions, but it was from an offhand comment in a Oxtra video I watched a couple of years ago, so grain of salt unless a Brit can weigh in.</quote> from the uk website https://i.imgur.com/N5KHBSm.png from the canadian website https://i.imgur.com/tryCrV5.png looks like they're the exact same so it wouldn't matter anyways </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 12/20/21 2:32:16 PM #29:	But those aren't exactly the same. Not remotely. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961077787] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>But those aren't exactly the same. Not remotely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 12/20/21 2:33:09 PM #30:	https://i.imgur.com/oMnQoy3.png and this is still a bad thing --- there is blood on my hands how long til it lies on my heart <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961077818] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/oMnQoy3.png and this is still a bad thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnMead 12/20/21 2:38:15 PM #31:	remember that milk is technically just cow pea --- Trans. Trying. She/her <cite>UnMead posted [p:961077941] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>remember that milk is technically just cow pea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 12/20/21 2:39:20 PM #32:	You dont buy kinders for the chocolate, but the toy --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:961077968] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>You dont buy kinders for the chocolate, but the toy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 12/20/21 2:42:07 PM #33:	It's kind of to be expected. At least half of the egg is white chocolate (which has no cocoa mass at all), and the other half isn't exactly dark. That's just a matter of presenting that in a way that makes it seem healthier (given the fairly widespread perception that milk=healthy and chocolate=unhealthy, though it's very much the sugar that's added to chocolate products that's unhealthy and not the chocolate itself) instead of trying to hide it. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961078035] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>It's kind of to be expected. At least half of the egg is white chocolate (which has no cocoa mass at all), and the other half isn't exactly dark. That's just a matter of presenting that in a way that makes it seem healthier (given the fairly widespread perception that milk=healthy and chocolate=unhealthy, though it's very much the sugar that's added to chocolate products that's unhealthy and not the chocolate itself) instead of trying to hide it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 12/22/21 4:34:03 AM #34:	KodyKeir posted... Their owned by Ferrero which has several plants in the US, only the eggs are prohibited from sale in the US, but they are widely available in Canada and Mexico and there are smugglers who import to the US. Such a ridiculous law. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:961123068] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>KodyKeir posted...</cite> <quote> Their owned by Ferrero which has several plants in the US, only the eggs are prohibited from sale in the US, but they are widely available in Canada and Mexico and there are smugglers who import to the US.</quote> Such a ridiculous law.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 12/22/21 4:55:27 AM #35:	dark chocolate belongs in the fuckin trash --- and you know what they say about a guy with big shoes insecurities and self esteem issues <cite>helIy posted [p:961123265] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>dark chocolate belongs in the fuckin trash </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 12/22/21 10:20:04 AM #36:	Revelation34 posted... Such a ridiculous law. Evidently, the American public can't be trusted to have a food item in their hands and not immediately stuff the entire thing into their mouth with no regard for how much of it is actually edible. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961127020] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite> <quote>Such a ridiculous law.</quote> Evidently, the American public can't be trusted to have a food item in their hands and not immediately stuff the entire thing into their mouth with no regard for how much of it is actually edible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KodyKeir 12/22/21 10:40:31 AM #37:	adjl posted... Evidently, the American public can't be trusted to have a food item in their hands and not immediately stuff the entire thing into their mouth with no regard for how much of it is actually edible. Some of it isn't even edible to begin with. The "do not eat" labels on products are the direct result of someone's lived experience becoming a lawsuit. --- Why didn't you DODGE‽‽‽ Quoting me will trigger the profanity filter, Not Joking. I've been Scunthorped! Consider yourself warned. <cite>KodyKeir posted [p:961127443] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite> <quote>Evidently, the American public can't be trusted to have a food item in their hands and not immediately stuff the entire thing into their mouth with no regard for how much of it is actually edible.</quote> Some of it isn't even edible to begin with. The "do not eat" labels on products are the direct result of someone's lived experience becoming a lawsuit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 12/23/21 10:37:04 AM #38:	KodyKeir posted... Some of it isn't even edible to begin with. The "do not eat" labels on products are the direct result of someone's lived experience becoming a lawsuit. The only "do not eat" stuff I have seen are those small packets that come in beef jerky. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:961153480] in kinder cho... [t:79817687]...</cite> <quote>KodyKeir posted...</cite> <quote> Some of it isn't even edible to begin with. The "do not eat" labels on products are the direct result of someone's lived experience becoming a lawsuit. </quote> The only "do not eat" stuff I have seen are those small packets that come in beef jerky.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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