Poll of the Day > How does the above poster die in a zombie apocalypse?

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Trying to make a flaming sword but instead lights self on fire.

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Trying to fuck a llama but instead lights self on fire.

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You are outside of a local grocery store after having looted it for supplies. You are suddenly surrounded by a small horde of about 7-8 zombies. As you go to pull out a weapon to dispatch the zombies, you notice a white sedan with a few dents all over and the words "Fuck the Zombies" crudely drawn on the side in red spray paint approaching. The passengers roll down the windows. A hail of bullets start flying from the car as it slowly drives by. The bullets mow the zombies down one-by-one. Because you are in amongst the horde, several bullets fly into your body, hit several vital organs and you drop to the ground and start bleeding out.. The windows of the car are winded back up and the car leaves quickly with a screech.

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Your back was turned to the entrance of your room as you typed up a lengthy description. Zombie came shambling in and after a brief struggle, bit you in the thigh.

After being bitten heroically stands and fires at an amassing horde, allowing other survivors to escape before firing at a nearby gas pipeline, dying tragically in the explosion along with most of the horde.

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Killed and turned by zombies in a bar, while Queen's don't stop me now plays on the jukebox.

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Heroically sacrifices hisself to save someone, only for that person to be killed right after him.

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Gets bitten and turned when trying to have one last fling with his recently turned wife

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Gets bitten by a zombie duck while hiding in a pond.
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Shotguns about 50 zombies before they sneak up on him in the bathroom.

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Gets hit by a falling piano while standing under a tall building.

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Peacefully, in their sleep

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suicide

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