Poll of the Day > So, in general, are you more attracted to butts or breasts?

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Notschmendrake posted...

Ok, i just... I have to take one quick break to say that pretty much all dicks and balls are disgusting beyond the age of 40 and there is nothing any of you can ever do about it.

I'm 45 and I don't look that much different than I did when I was in my early 20s.

I'm sure the ballsack at least will eventually turn into a saggy wrinkled mess due to the inevitable ravages of time, but 40 definitely isn't the cut-off unless you've got some other issues going on.



Flappers posted...

It makes me chuckle when people say this.
You haven't seen what I've seen.

Believe me, a foot fetish is BY FAR the most tame fetish out there.

Nah, I've seen some shit.

I didn't mean that the foot fetish is the worst fetish of all. I just meant that feet are one of the least attractive parts of the human body, and people who fetishize them are kind of gross.
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I don't have a fetish, but I like well-known kept feet and am not averse to mouthing them.

Edit: lol I meant well-kept. Damn autocorrect.

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Muscles posted...

Regardless, I don't date body types, I date individuals (well if they gave me a shot). I know everyone gets ugly in old age so it's not really they big of a deal for me.

I didn't imply that you date women solely for their body.

Everybody has something they're attracted to but it doesn't mean that's all you're looking for in a partner.

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Person106 posted...

I mean, gal cheeks are hot and all, but it seems like it would be kinda shitty to do the deed. I don't want my pp to smell like doodoo for 12 hours afterwards :o (plus I might hurt her..)

it doesnt smell like doodoo if shes washing all the bits in question prior lol. You dont just jump some homeless woman under a bridge and go to town you know.

As for the poll, boobs all the way

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

I'm 45 and I don't look that much different than I did when I was in my early 20s.

I'm sure the ballsack at least will eventually turn into a saggy wrinkled mess due to the inevitable ravages of time, but 40 definitely isn't the cut-off unless you've got some other issues going on.

What a shock, a guy who is not at all aware of how women perceive his wang.

You look at it every day, so of course you dont notice the slow slide into wrinkly grubworm

Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

i <3 u

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Ok, serious question...

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Do you like big flat pepperoni nips or small pointy hershey's kisses nips?

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balls do get a distinct odor quality about them as a person gets older. I kind of like it though <.<

Lokarin posted...

Ok, serious question...

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Do you like big flat pepperoni nips or small pointy hershey's kisses nips?

If guys could just stop having nipples at all that would be great. They do not look right.

VioletMassacre posted...

Im pretty sure youre talking about areolas.

hey, it's a combo

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blue-footed booby > donkey
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So...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

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My husband gets home on wednesday, and I swear I'm going to suffocate him, and it's all this topics fault

Small areolas on big boobs is a good indicator of "work being done"

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ParanoidObsessive posted...

feet are one of the least attractive parts of the human body

I'd still say there are far more unattractive parts than just feet.
I gotta say, the dick region is pretty bad. But that's not to say that there aren't vaginas that look bad too. Arby's roast beef anyone?
Armpits are nasty too because the smell, but also the hair and they can appear darker than the rest of the body sometimes, which is ugly, but not actually too bad, still worse than feet imo unless you got some really gnarly feet for some reason.
But neither of those even hold a candle to a lot of people's faces. I'd rather look on some people's feet in a conversation than have to maintain gaze at their ugly mug.

I don't understand why some people freak out over feet. It's like, they're just fucking feet. But hey -- we're all different.


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Notschmendrake posted...

My husband gets home on wednesday, and I swear I'm going to suffocate him, and it's all this topics fault

https://giphy.com/gifs/c4mXGmqQvkAla

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Metalsonic66 posted...

Small areolas on big boobs is a good indicator of "work being done"

Few boob jobs are good boob jobs.

Which reminds me, I want to inform guys that in like 90% of women one boob is bigger than the other.

And I'm wondering if balls are the same way?
I mean, you probably have one ball that hangs different, but can it actually be a different size even if by a bit?

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wwinterj25 posted...

So...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

About time someone posted it.

Boobs for me.

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what is this, a comic for ants?

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Metalsonic66 posted...

what is this, a comic for ants?

You win best post

And I swear to God, this is the kind of unique wisdom you can only find in anime.

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Flappers posted...

You win best post

And I swear to God, this is the kind of unique wisdom you can only find in anime.

my dude youve got fucking bizarre criteria for wisdom

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Boobs are nothing more than a pale imitation of the buttocks!

Sage wisdom indeed.

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Notschmendrake posted...

Also, flip that question. Would you rather bury your face in a Jane Fonda styled flat ass, or get like a 300 lbs heifer and motorboat her big sweaty bewbage.

Definitely the latter. I've done that so many times. :-)

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Becoming more of an ass guy

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4vB3D41zE
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Hips and thighs are peak but def more ass than boobs. Boobs don't do a lot for me, they have to be pretty amazing to register any interest.
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Flappers posted...

I mean, you probably have one ball that hangs different, but can it actually be a different size even if by a bit?

Both are true and are depicted in ancient statues
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Metalsonic66 posted...

what is this, a comic for ants?

Wanted to post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVR6F8UiicE

Dick.

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Notschmendrake posted...

Ok, i just... I have to take one quick break to say that pretty much all dicks and balls are disgusting beyond the age of 40 and there is nothing any of you can ever do about it.

I'm sorry. Please continue your conversation about the aging female body. You're for sure not depressing me at all -_-

Here I was thinking they're always kinda disgusting.

Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

Is it a bad thing that I'm a white dude who specifically wants to butt-bang a black gal? (dark skin is sexy, folks). How evil/racist/whatever am I on a scale of 1 to 10? :P

Flappers posted...

I'd still say there are far more unattractive parts than just feet.
I gotta say, the dick region is pretty bad. But that's not to say that there aren't vaginas that look bad too. Arby's roast beef anyone?
Armpits are nasty too because the smell, but also the hair and they can appear darker than the rest of the body sometimes, which is ugly, but not actually too bad, still worse than feet imo unless you got some really gnarly feet for some reason.
But neither of those even hold a candle to a lot of people's faces. I'd rather look on some people's feet in a conversation than have to maintain gaze at their ugly mug.

I don't understand why some people freak out over feet. It's like, they're just fucking feet. But hey -- we're all different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne41XB3i66A

Notschmendrake is projecting her husband's smelly old balls on all older men.

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Metalsonic66 posted...

im deathly ill

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Blightzkrieg posted...

When a white dude is into asses it's usually symptomatic of cultural appropriation and a materialistic view of women and other races, where he is grafting classical African beauty standards onto his ideal mate.

i know some big booty white sitches

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I like hips... which is kinda like front-butt

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Person106 posted...

Here I was thinking they're always kinda disgusting.

I mean, they are, it just ramps up a notch at 40. Precisely 40.

ReturnOfFa posted...

Notschmendrake is projecting her husband's smelly old balls on all older men.

I never said anything about smelly, and hes got a few years before that happens. I dont know if I've ever seen a 40 year old dick unless one got slipped into a movie or somethung.

This isnt my opinion. It is the prevailing opinion of my gender. The literal second you turn 40 your dick and balls get old and gross.

This topic has gone on and on about what's gross on a girls body and how gravity ruins us with age, which is equally true and hurtful, but we swallow that shit and move on with our lives and you need to do the same.

If you cry about it or get all offended then you're just being insecure.

I'm not a lesbian or bi but I voted boobs.

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Notschmendrake posted...

I mean, they are, it just ramps up a notch at 40. Precisely 40.

I never said anything about smelly, and hes got a few years before that happens. I dont know if I've ever seen a 40 year old dick unless one got slipped into a movie or somethung.

This isnt my opinion. It is the prevailing opinion of my gender. The literal second you turn 40 your dick and balls get old and gross.

This topic has gone on and on about what's gross on a girls body and how gravity ruins us with age, which is equally true and hurtful, but we swallow that shit and move on with our lives and you need to do the same.

If you cry about it or get all offended then you're just being insecure.

lol the only thing called 'gross' in this topic has been feet. cry about it!

keep those pussies, dicks and balls clean and we good

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I will report to everyone in 10 years.

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Ankles